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HOT EXHAUST -,-, A car owned by Bob McCool, Hullett, caught an fire
in a field. The car's hot exhaust system ignited straw underneath and the
car in turn caught fire. Blyth fire department answered the call at 5
o'clock Friday evening. Traffic to the scene was congested with gawkers.
Why does a cannibal prefer a person who
reads to a person who writes?
BeCause readers' digest and writers
cramp.
What is the difference between a dog that
has a broken tail and dog that does not have
broken tail?
Well, every dog has its day but the dog with
the broken tail has a weak end. "
Weak'end (week end). Get it?
Where did I get the jokes? I stol e them, of
• coursCWOillaiiri any storyteller be flattered
that someone thought his line was funny
enough to repeat?
By the time we hear most,jokes, they have
passed several times from one accomplice to
another. Maybe they've changed .a bit with
each telling. But someone. somewhere,
,sortiehow, coined the original punch line that
made a good joke immortal. • ,
Who are these people? Who invented the
elephant joke, the knqck-knock joke? What do
they look like? How do they act? ,
Art they. the people who are always the life
of the party all night long? Or, are they the
quiet ones who sit nnasSumingly in a corner
until, with one quick ling. they Make the
whole crowd crack up?
Do they dress outlandishly and try kooky
haristyles that other. people -can't even
imagine wearing? Do they stand out in a
crowd' Do they act in a manner that we might
term "Weird?" Or, do they melt into a-crowd
and appear quite "normal?...
And how do they conceive those uncanny
witticisms? Can they crank out one-liners on
demand? Or: do they take hours. days. even
weeks to develop an idea? Does the whole
story come to them in a flash? Or, do the parts
fall together in bits and peices?.
Do they lock themselves in their rooms
emerling hem's, later with one quip and
leaving behind -PaPeriO
carpet the floor?
Do ideas come co them out of the blue? If
so. when and where - in- the middle of the
night. when they're driving theihars-...witen
they're shopping? Do they always carry
paper and pen with them, or better yet a tape
recorder, to keep story lines from slipping
away?
I wonder if joke writers laugh at their own
gags. And who do they ^use as guinea pigs to
try ,their stories on?
The next time you see someone laughing
alone in their car Or grinning at a can of
beans, maybe they're not crazy. It could be
they've just thought of a brand new joke.
If they notice you staring at them, maybe
they'll try out the gag on you. If it's funny,
you can repeat it at-the next party and
perhaps even call it your own.
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AS -• THE- HURON EXPOSITOR, AUGUST 20, 1981
Writer home from hospital Visits Londosboro - grandparents
MY Vilna TURNBULL
I found myself in St.
Jose_ph's Hospital for two
weeks and I missed writing
my "K. notes." Sorry about
that but when off regular
food= there la **reason.
Recent visitors with Mr.
Etnehen Aikens at Kilbarchan
Were Mr- and Mrs. Fred
frnitiSaakatoon.,.$41.
iguLMrs. lAareeld 4#0414ersog,
Meta 'Ns! ',Bettor
Were neehews .9f.bieeeS Of
%token Mena.'
0tker visitors were Mrs.
Ron SoralVniCePes16401104,,
Mr. and Mrs. Emerson 1-tOrst
bringing beautiful red and
pink gladiolas with contrast-
mg green. A.120 Albert Whit-
ney with a beautiful bouquet
of roses to our room to bring
joy to our surroundings. The
glow of our July Christmas
party remains with as. We
'regret that Ted Clegg of La
Habra-Calif. was unable to
attend. He was involved in a ,
space project with a Sept. I
tinie limit and was unable to
tOrrie• He is employed with
NASSA as a design aeron-
autical engineer.
11..01E VISITORS
14a , and *114 Elsa
WO [Onion recently visit,-
ert friend;; Kilbarchan:
David Clegg arrived* air
in time to return tome with
his mother and sister Kim
and Susan.
Clare Reith kindly
brought the church-calendar.
Before Liz went home to
California she arranged that
her father Harold Barry be
moved to the Blue Water
Rest Home across the road
from' 'Maplewood' Senior
Citizen's Home. Zurich
where he has been and
where he has had an apart-
ment for some time. Liz
.tiornian 'Frederick Peters,
A. Of and guy
Andrew We, 0.. .formerly of,
Scafortii but MAY Living in
Exeter, are. ,sclicdtiled to •
appear in .proVincial court at
forest on Sept. 1.
They were ,teleased on,
their own recognisance by a
justice. of the peace.
Constable Milian of the
Pinery detachment of the
OPP, who investigated the
case along with Constable
Idle of the OPP detachment
et Forest, says the incident
involved an 18-year-old
thought he needed more
nursing home help.
This new
arrangement seems to be
working out satisfactorily for
him.
LOnd4on girl who was pipked
op • at Pert Fran.ks. ne,ar
midnight °Sat.1 Aug. 8 and
dropped . off at Thorquic.:
northeast d London.
the following morning.
Londe'sboro
Mrs Laura Saun-
dercock returned home Sun-
day night from spending 2-
weeks witlther mcce Mr. and
Mrs. Pelt McBride of Carlow,
on Sunday they all visited
with Mr. and Mrs. Charlie
Wayntouth at Sebringville.
Mr. and Mrs. Len Caw
well visited on the weekend
with Mr. and Mrs. Joe
Mariana in Toronto. Candice
and a friend returned hP-ne
with them to spend some
time with her grandparents.
Sunday visitors with Mr.
and Mrs. Ted Fothergill and
Heather were Mr. and Mrs.
Norman Dietz, Mrs. Clara
'hnston of Listowel, Mrs.
Margaret Moak, %, Mr. and
Mrs. Bill pilmore of Palmer-
ston.
Visiting with Mrs. Alice`
Davidson and Mrs. Fairey
were on Friday Mr. and Mrs.
John Bell of Sandy Cove, on
weekend Mr. and Mrs. Bar-
ney Pollock of Toronto. "
Visiting lait week with Mr,
and Mrs. Orville. Kelland
were her fatber. Mr. Art
Heckman and her uncle Mr.
Fred Heckman of Stratford.
While here they attended
"Fire on Ice" at Blyth
Sumpter festival; they had
grown up with Howie Mot-
enz.
Mr. and Mrs. H. Burch'of
Briunpton visited on the
weekend with Mr. and Mrs.
Bill SOttlauF and attended
the Blyth festival,
Robbie.,Radford is spend,
thew week angling at
le R. Utak special***
ytestern pig at ' riekt!.
Yisittng last *elk Mr.
and' Mrs,. (eerge )lioggert
were canAMOthistei9tReW
Within and.''ffetty Butte;
and boys of Courdand.
Es cry- ss eck more and
mire people discover what '
mighty jobs are accom-
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