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Blyth Su trier Festivfl's
two Successful pl the
Huron Tiger, and is n
Boss are now join d by
new plays,Ted has The
School Show, and
Gwendoline by James
Nichol, The four plays will
tun in repertory style,
meaning that a different play
Is offered almost every,night-,
along with Thursday
matinees.
Colley's colourftil comedy of
the irrepressible-' Scot Dr..
William `Tiger' 1I Dunlop, has
.04,z?vea to bg a favourite with.
'critics and audiences
• Peter White, in the. Toronto
Globe and Mail, writes: "the.
world of Tiger and his coterie
as Colley prekents it, is a sea
of eteentticity", And Trish
Wilson, in .the, kitchener-
Waterloo Record, .remarks ,
that".„,, . . Terence Durrant
plays tiger as a rakish, but
irresistable . opportunist.
Exploring at the beach.
Open Horse Show
Seaforth & District Saddle Club
_ Seaforth Agricultural Grounds
Suhday August 13th
9 a.m.
Lunch provided by Ladies D iv ision,
S eaforth Agricultural Society
"Dealer's Choice"
Remember the sound of the
50's? Remember the music
of Chuck Berry; Dion and
the Belmonts; Little
Richard; The Beach Boys;
Buddy Holly and of course
thelate Elvis? Happy days
are here again with
"Dealer's Choice".
, "Dealer's Choice" is a four
group piece' Toronto based group
• bringing, back the mysic _of
, the '50's with their unique
'sound and style.
"Dealer's Choice", ahigh
energy group' bringing
excitment -to audiences
everywhere.
"Dealer's Choice" applies
their stage presence• well
and to any situation. In
addition to their 50's re-
pertoire they /have an
excellent middle of the road .
and country programme as
wqil. -
Instrumentation: Rhythm
,and lead guitars; bass ana
drums with lead vocals and
four part harmonies.
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BLYTH
SUMMER
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-August 11 - 8:30p.m.
August 14 -.8:30 p.m.
August 17 -.8:30 p.m. •
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August 16 - 8:30 p.m.
August 17 - 2:00 p.m.
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1! ' THE HURON EV' SITOR, AUGUT 10, 1078'
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Kathy Bru'xer
In CNE contest
The annual "MISS C.N.E.
QUEEN OF THE FAIRS"
Pageant is the higlilight that
kicks off ,the Canadian
National Exhibition on
Opening Day, August 16.
This year, 95 beautiful
queens from 'their respective
Agricultural Societies will be •
competing for the . Miss
C:N.E, crown and honour' of
reigning Over 20 days of the
Exhibiton, Kathy Bruxer,
Seaforth's 1997' Fall -,Fair
Queen, will represent the
Seaforth Agricultural
Society,
Master of Ceremonies will
be Bobby_ainaby_._ Pied Piper
of Canada, and the
Co-ordinator, Miss Jacquie
Perrin of CFTO-TV, a former
Miss Dominion of Canada.
This entire event will be
staged in the main arena of
the Coliseum with
prejudging at 1..0:15 a.m. and
the final judging at 2:30p.m.
The winner will be crowned
it approximately 4:00 p.m.
, By Alice GIbb
Last week one of my co-workers offered
me a • kitten--a sweet, cuddly black
creature, the kind of animal one normally
• ' assumes ill single women love to have
scampering about their apartments.
' The only problem with the suggestion is
flat I loathe cats--no, I loathe only cats that
I am forced to spend any amount of time
with. Cats I can see casually I quite'
appreciate--not as, much as dogs I see
casually, but enough fo pick the cats up,
pet them for a few .minutes and mutter the
right words to their owners,
But the reason I refuse to own g cat of my
own again can be blamed on Urchin or
more honestly, blamed on Urchin and my
first experience with veterinary science.
When I was a student in London, some
kindhearted fellow student told me a sad
tale about the beautiful orange kitten that
had followed him home from school one
night [a fabricated tale if I ever heard one]
and • about the miserly landlord who
threatened to throw both tenant and kitten
out on snowy Queens Avenue immediately
if my friend didn't get rid of the cat.'Whe
could resist--1 fell for the tale and the kitten
had a new home.
tat Battering •
. After five increasingly chaotic months
came as near to being hauled up for cat
battering as anyone can be. It was clear
drastic steps were in order so I decided to
take the cat to see a doctor. It was either
tranquilizers for her or me! -
NOW I hadn't realized hOW CoMplicated—
the world of veterinary medicine was. After
phoning three different clinics, 1 finally
found one who would take new patients--
Urchin, not me--within a reasonable
amount of thine.
I talked over the impendipg visit with the
red-haired hellion whenever shefiew past
my feet, but that cat's reactions to new
situations were never predictable.
'The first hurdle was-taking Urchin- in the
car. After an initial leap into my lap and a
curious attraction to the brake pedal,
Urchin behaved admirable. I was already a
It was then the cat and I came in contact
with' the clinic waiting room and that
unique brand .of people called animal
lovers. '
Just inside the room, a pretty blonde
woman held a tense German shepherd and
tense German shepherds make me very
nervoui.
Across the room, sat a fashionably
dressed teenager and her mother. The girl
was holding a beautiful. long-haired white
Persian cat wrapped in, a fluffy pink baby
blanket. It was the kind of long, silky hair
that could easily give my own animal-a
complex.
I took the.one empty chair in the waiting
room,. right next to an immaculately
dressed older couple holding an equally
immaculate purebred poodle, sporting a
rhinestone collar.that sparkled in the light:
The poodle was introduced as Sheba and
then both Urchin and I are inspected. .I
wondered if my blue jeans and coat were
the wrong attire to wear to a veterinary
clinic.
Urchin, however, obviously passed
muster.
Two of the women said in unison, "What
a beautifid cat, what do you call it?"
"Urchin." By now the animal was
preening herself proudly. ,
"Oh, what breed is she?" asked the
poodle owner.
'1 don't know--she was just t stray," I
said again.' Th-e poodle owner is ecstatic.'
Twenty years
"Our first cat was a stray--we found her
in a puddle in the middle of the street. We
had her twenty' years, she just passed away
a few months ago. We have one of her
kittens though, she's almost 19 years old,"'
. • Suddenly I saw my relationship •with
Urchin stretching ahead 'Anti!, I was
middle-aged, even past middle,agee j—
"Oh, just look-at yoortat.• She's keeping
her eye on everything." enthused the
woman. By now Urchin's tail was moving
ominously and I begin to fear that at any
moment he would leap for Sheba's throat.
"Oh: look at that • HarOld, the cat is
licking her ... ah, her fur coat," said the
woman. I notice she hesistated on fur,
casting some aspersions on the true origins,
of my secondhand, but nonetheless
genuine fur coat.
Sheba's owner, probably suspecting I
was a rank amateur in the art of raising a
cat, then offered some advice.
"A couple of times a week, just mix a
little vegetable oil in with her food, It keeps
their coats shiny," she said, as if revealing
a secret of great value.
I nodded _and made a lunge for Urchin
who was becoming increasingly fed up with ,
this' conversation about grooming tips. To
district the cat, • I pointed out the cute
picture oflittens and puppies. on the wall,
but Urchin could carp less. _ _
Nelit the poodle-oWner treated us to
Sheba's history .of' ailments which had
included everything from spaying to hernia
Operation to infected toe. I breathed a sigh
of relief when the couple and Sheba were
finally called into the office.
Minus the poodle '
Just as Urchin is about to make one last
desperate bid for freedom, Sheba's
owners, minus their poodle, emerged from
the office. -
The receptionist called out cheerily,
"Urchin Gibb." My cat looks disgusted at
the surname, "Dr. Comfort will see you
number of sexologists who advocate that
anything goes.
But Dr. "Comfort proved to be quite
straightforward. He pointed to the
aluminum examing table and I set the cat
down.
"Well, what seems to be the trouble?"
he asked in his best bedside manner.'
"She has an ear infection." The cat
looked bored and was plotting her escape.
"You mean, he has an ear infection."
"No, Urchin is a feinale,"' I answered, my
confidence starting to waver. Dr. Comfort
ran. his, hand -tinder the cat's stomach.
"You have an uneastrated male here," he
said in a .very definite tone.
Now I understood Urchin's longing to
get out of the apartment and those strange
cries at night. The female cats in the
building musf have proved a monumental
--temptation.
"Do you live with anyone?" the doctor
asked Suddenly. For a moment, I
wondered if Dr. Comfort was questioning
. • the cat's home environment. I quickly
denied the charge.
Close neighbour
"Well, do you have a close neighbour?"
he continued. "you're going to have to
force-feed the cat the capsules I prescribe--
one a night. Cats don't like it. You can try
wrapping him a 'towel and forcing his
mouth open, but I think you're going to
have to get help," Dr. 'Con\fort warned.
He took down a box of pills, solemnly
wrote down some instructions, and handed
them over.
"Now, what about his diet?" he said.
"Well, I give her, I mean him, dried tat
food once a day and then canned food," I
answered.
"What kind of canned food?" "The
budget kind." I thought that 18 cents a can
is enough to pay for cat food, but Dr.
Comfort didn't look as if he approved.
"Well, take him off those things for a few
days:Just give the cat what you eat--beef,
chicken or turkey. Any of those will be
- fine."
I tried to remember the last time 'turkey
or chicken had graced my table and
wondered how the cat would react tc
ground beef.
On the way home, Urchin conducted
herself, or rather, himself, amazing well, I
was still bewildered by the change in
gender and then remembered how Urchin
preferred men : and loved to cuddle _up
against them, and wondered if,on our next
visit to the clinic, we hadn't better have
another talk with Dr. Comfort. Seitiality
these days is such a problem.
Best towel . ,
That night,. I wrapped the cat tightly in
one of my best towels, held .his head back
and pushed the capsule down !US throat.
'The cat looked disgusted at the fuss and
chewed the capsule cOnfentedly.
But Urchin's visit to the clinic had made
him too wordly. When I spooned out. the
• •
•
expensive brand of cat food or chopped up
the meat jntended for my own supper, I
swear the animal looked positively smug.
Finally, I couldn't stand it any longer and'
Persuaded a pair of cat lovers 1 'knew'that
they could give Urchin a much better
home.' I told them the story about the cat
following me • home and the miserly
landlord and added a-mysterious allergy of -,
cat hair for good measure. •
I understand Urchin weighs almost 20
pounds today, rules the household and is
known to have real steak and sometimes
fresh shrimp for his evening meal.
I'd like to say graciously that I wish
Urchin well, its just that now IMO Tloatlie
cats, particularly red-haired ones.
taste of liquor..,.".
given to ffamboyince and a -
more
The
four filir" TpietefrOrInh anSn()Crilsyl
August 10th, 18th, and 26th
at 8:30 p.m. and August 24th
at 2 p.m. Don't, miss your •
chance to catch the fun that,
has drawn enthusiastic 're-
sponse form theatre "goers '
'thilsCeitf3hou asRn. iston's His Own
Boss has audiences rolling in
the -aisles with the hilarious
story of an assembly, line
worker who inherits a.cheese
factory, along with all its
problems and complications.
Only two performances of
this play remain; August 16
at 8:30 , p.m., and August
17th at 2 p.m.
Tickets should be re-
served now foi these,e final
performances. '
Ted Johns' The School
Show continues its limited
run on, August 11th, 14th,
17th • and 22nd at 8:30 p.m.
GwendOline, by James
Nichol, opened August 9th
and will. play August 12th,
15th, 19th, 21st, 24th and
28th at 8:30 p:m., and
August 10th at 2' p.M:
The Festival's final play of
the season, Two Miles Off
t23f rrodma An d u gwuisltl polp ea ynesv
every night
28th to Sept 2nd at 8:30-p.m,
•cncite-to Park -
Donations to Lions Park
and Pool 'campaign fund as of
August, 5, 1978 ,are: - •
Previously reported$3,279.00
J. Storey 10.00
l I 10.00 J. HRui
Miss . Laidlaw , 20.00
Mrs. L. Sills
bgei y
5.00
10.00
A. Whitney 10.00
T` Hussey
0. MacKay
5.0.P
5.00
Total to date $3,354.00
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IN
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PROCEEDS TO ARENA FLOOR FUND
Everyone Welcome!
Sponsored by:
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nervous wreck. now," the receptionist announced.
, The animal clinic was a neat,. suitably , Comfort-the name sounded familiar.
medicinal-looking building • on one of • - Then I remembered a Newiweek article on
London's main streets,. I managed to grab _ Dr. Alex Comfort-one ,of the growing
the cat tightly under one arm before she
realized what was happening and we
dashed into the building.
The crisply-uniformed receptionist
smiled up at the cat. "And what's your
• .name?" she asked sweetly. Urchin Idoked
unimpressed and remained silent. Finnally
1 blurted out, "Urchin." The receptionist
smiled again. "And how old are you?"
"Well, that's the problem,- I don't know,
You see, she was just a stray," 1,said
apologetically.
• The receptionist took a closer look at the
struggling cat. _
"About a year, I'd say." She entered
this inforination on a little card.
"Sex?"
This is a topic I am confident about.
"Female,". I answered without
hesitation.
Animal lovers
Queensway
Church service was
conducted last Tuesday by
Rev. Bishop. Betty and Cecil
Smith visited several
residents on Sunday. Charles
Fisher visited Louise
Mitchell. Barb and Heather
Doherty visited Irene
Kalbfleisch. Mr. , and Mrs.
Harold Glat4ille visited the
former's father' Harold. __
Glanville. Mrs. Roy Alderson
.was..visited by her husband
Roy Alderson and daughter
Mabe' Howard and Marion '
Johns visited Mrs. Mabel
Johns. Lawrence and Joan
Hully,, and family, Warren
and Sharon Hully, Monkton,
DOn and Brenda Burkholder,
Blyth visited Mrs: Tena
Hully. Mrs. Purdy visited her
husband" Len purdy. Mrs
Bannerman visited at
Stratford, Friday with her
daughter and son-in-law Mr.
and Mrs. Eric Eaton and
Kathy. • The Royal Canadian Legion
Branch 128 Mitchell
'Golden •Anniyersory-Ball
presents
The One and Only
•
TOMMY DORSEY
ORCHESTRA
Conducted by
BUDDY MORROW
Appearing at The
Mitchell Arena
Wellington Street
One Night Only
Friday, August 25
9 p.m. to 1 a.m.
Tickets $15.00 per couple
AVAILABL1I FROM The Mitchell Legion
or C. French 348-9977
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