The Huron Expositor, 1978-06-15, Page 2Expositor asks:
by Debbie Ranney
With area theatres such as Stratford, Blyth
and Grand Bend getting ready for their
summer seasons, Expositor Ash this week
thought it would be intersting to ask, "What
do you think of the local theatres in the area
and do.you ever go to them?"
Mrs. John Adams, 109 4Main1 Street in
Seaforth said, Well 1 haven't gone to them but
I think it's a very good thing.
"I think they're really something,". "I think
it would be nice to have something like that
here (Seaforth)," She said.
She added that going to the theatre gives
people something to do,
Mrs. John (Della) Bennett of Egmondville
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For father
At the tracks
Behind the scenes
By Keith Roul-st.on
At home disasters
'have delivered an extremely' lucid lecture on
sex after death, polygamy among penguins, or
the iniquity of high school principals, she tells
me that I am a rotten father, husband, and
-grandfather, that she's • sick of hearing me
click my "partial lower plate," and that my
eyes look like those of an alligator crossed
with a sleepy parrot.
We used to go to Church on Sunday
morning, and have our sins washed away, or
at least slightly rinsed. Nowadays, we have a
Revival Meeting on Sunday mornings. From a -, `
long list, meticulously hidden in that floating
rib, ''she produces sins of omission and
commission that make me a combination of
Attila the Hun and Henry the Eighth, with a
little dash of Richard Nixon thrown in.
Absolutely adamant, she says: "And not
another nickel to that daughter'of yours." Two
days later, she sends her a cheque for $200 to
pay the ever-behind rent. I've' slipped the kid
only a lousy hundred.
Then she rages: "And no way are those
boys going to come and aestroy the houset
Just look at that - you name it, they've done
it."
Three hours later, on the phone: "Of
course, darling, we'll take the boys for two
weeks while you sort out your psyche."
Women is crazy.
Sugar and Spice
by Bill Smiley
A wife is like a Quebec politician
Father's Day has always seemed to
be an afterthought. The special day
commeinbrating motherhood came
first - it involved sentimental cards,
brea kfast ' in bed, flowers and often
dinner out.
The day set aside to celebrate
fatherhood always , seemed to place a
- poor second. Father was that
- shadowy-fig u re-whtrw orked-a I I-day-or --
sometimes all night. In some families,
five or six _ days vi!ould pass without
the fathers' and childrens' schedules
crisscrossing. He was the family
provider and very often, .the dis-
ciplinarian. You loved mother and.
respected father
Today fatherhood is changing.
With more women working outside
4 the home, many children are dis-
covering fathers for the first time.
The old roles of authoritarian figure is
changing as the male-female roles in
society change. The distant ' figure
It's not often that good news conies
from either the health care or
transportation segments of our
provincial government.. •
Especially good news about money.
But we leai-n from- MTC that we
saved money in the health care field_
in 1976, because we had fewer deathi
and injuries. from motor vehicle
accidents than in 1.975. .
We saved '$2 million in fact over
1975. We had 16 per-cent drop in the
number of accident victims
hospitalized.
We had .289 fewer traffic deaths.
It may seem hard to believe,
especially with the current rash of
fatal car, accidents in the Seaforth
area. But province wide, at least, the
statistics area. going._f.n the right
direction.
The ministry relates the saving in
lives and money to Ontario's seat belt
law and reduced speed limits. We
agree.
Along with MTO?s statistical
evidence two other observations add
Weight, at least to the seat belt law.
Quick now. What is exactly like a Quebec
politician: always wanting a bit more than
there is in the kitty: quick to assumed anger;
deliberately misunderstanding feelers of
amiability; vaguely threatening separation;
charming one minute, abrasive the next? Give
up? I thought everyone would get 100 per cent
on that.
Answer: A wife. Sometimes, although not
often, I wish I had been married three.or four
times. Not becuase I am a sex fiend, or
because I want a change of cooks every few
years, or because I don't like the way my socks
disappear in the dryer. No. Just to find out if
other men's wives are as crazy as mine.
Back in the good old days before women's
lib, men just heaved a universal, brotherly
sigh, and groaned: "Women.,." Everybody
who counted (all adult males and small boys),
knew exactly what was meant by the big shrug
that accompanied this ambiguous two-syllable
lament.
Even the women knew what it meant, and
smirked slyly, tacitly admitting they had us by
the short and curly, and there wasn't a dang
thing we could do about it except, endure.
Newadays, if you get some guy in a dark
cotter in a bar, and try to tell him your wife.is
crazy, he's probably so house-trained that
he'll look at you in horror, glance nervously
who left much of the child-rearing up
to his wife has had to adjust to the
new lifestyles, .
Parenting at the best of times is
hard work. It takes love, anc courage
and a special understanding to grow
up with our children. Fathers are
prOdUcts .of their own parents and
sometimes it is difficult to escape the
patterns that __.they therriselves ,were
raised in.
Today it is becoming more common
to' see Men • in the-hospital delivery-
room when their children are born
and to see more and more husbands -
taking time off from work to be with
their children.
On. Father's Day, we should pay
special attention to the men who play
an increasingly complex role in our
families. We can sympathize with the
:father who said, "I hope they (his "
children) see me as a decent man who
finds fun in living." So let us accord
fatherhood the attention it deserves!
Michidan state troopers are saying
th'ey rarely- cut bodies out of seat
belts. Those who die in traffic
accidents' are usually those who are
thrown,.
Further evidence comes from an
auto wrecker near Toronto.
His proof is' in the number of
windshields which are still intact in
the wrecked autos which are hauled
into his yard., following highway
collisions.
He said he never had windshields
to sell in the past, because most of
them were broken by someone's
head. He also indicated that interior
damage in vehicles was also down
considerably, a situation he also
attributed to the fact: the occupants
were wearing seat belts.
"There' isn't as much blood on •Vie
seats in the cars as' there used to be",
he explained' in the Ontario . Traffic
Safety Bulletin:
.By wearing our seat :belts, we're
doing something right, saving money
and maybe saving lives.
over his shoulder, and blurt; "Oh. no!
Perhaps a little volatile, a trifle mercurial, but
that's all." Then, casting a swift glance
around, he might whisper: "No crazier than
the sea, which is also affected by the moon.
There's no comfort in people like that. He's
thetype who probably scrubs the kitchen floor
every Saturday morning,delivers his kids to
their music lesson, and mows the lawn
himself, even though he knows these are a
wife's prerogatives and privileges. •
I don't for one minute suggest that my
i n is crazier than other wives. I couldn't in ail
honesty . and without prejudice. I've seen some
pretty crazy wives in my day. But 1 think I'd
put some money on her if it came to a contest.
And I'M a cautious bettor.
Perhaps the only way I can describe her is in
sports' terms. She is like a boxer with a long
left jab that keepS you off balance, and a mean
right 'hook that can come in 'out of left field at
any time. I trust I am being obscure.
Obscurity is what I have need of. .when this
appears in print.'
It's -not that we don't get along. We get
along and along and along. Thirty yearS is a
long time to be married to ,a strange woman.
Perhaps it's the fault of The Lord. He Made
man in His own image: decent, upright.
Compared to the disasters at home, the
great problems of our time seem insignificant.
mean .who cares if there's trouble in
Rhodesia when the oil furnace has just
exploded anctfilled the house, including your
new expensive living room rug, with black
guck.
, Luckily, the latte,r hasn't happened around
our place out here at Muddy Lane Manor but
that's about all that hasn't happened recently.
The water pump is wheezing and"gurgling and
:sounding like it has a severe case of
pneumonia while coughing up only a _few
dribbles of water now and then, just enough to
keep.usleeling.like we're in the middle of the
Sahara. It needs to be takenout .and taken to
the repair shop but I'm almost afraid to after
just finally getting the Car back from the repair
shop where it went in apparently for
something minor, and didn't return for two
-weeks.
Meanwhile the dog has a turtle fixation: She
keeps, finding turtles-all over the place, even
though it's a half mile to the nearest river.
Twice it's been those little painted turtles'
she's found crossing the lane and they've
been about her speed. They, just haul in feet
and legs with the first yap she gives and"'
preterit to be a rock. It doesn't fool her but
both are relatively safe.
The other day, though„, she was sporting
around in a hay field and came upon a little
bigger game, a snapping turtle. It just didn't
play the game the way she expected. She _
barked and instead of taking cover, it turned
to fight. Luckily', the dog was slightly faster
than• the turtle and managed to escape those
vice-like jaws but the dog kept circling and
barking for hours, now and then running up to
the _house to get a drink of water then
- returning for more. I don't know if the dog
finally wore out its throat, or the turtle expired
from noise pollution.
The biggest fun has been with the youngest
of our brood. He's just turned three and
already he's been wearing glasses for over a
year. He's gotten along remarkably well until
this spring. Now for some reason, whether
becasue they're hot and make him sweat or
because 'bugs like to climb in behind the
lenses, he's begun taking them off and setting
them down when he s outside. And, of course,
forgetting where he took them off and 'set
them down. Several times we've undertaken
dig a tom ard, sense of humor. I
Cal-Oust hear Him saying: "A poor, forked,
naked thing. but Mine own.'"
Then His sense of humor 'got out of hand.
He took one of Adam's ribs (note it was not a
tooth or an ear or a toe) and Made Woman.
Notice the connection. A rib is both concave
and_convex. just like a dame. Imagine what
women would look like Wile had taken a toe,
But He wasn't satisfied with condemning
men to heart attacks because they were
missing a rib, and things are inclined to cave
in on a chap. I can almost hear Him giggling
as He took, not one of Adam's regular,
run-of-the-mill ribs, but his crazy rib.
This was the rib that Adam couldn't seem to
control. SoMetimet it made him pant
breathlessly. Sometimes it grew a sharp end, •
punched him in the guts and gave him an
ulcer. Sometimes it seemed to float, and when
he put out his hand to grasp it, it wasn't there.
Sometimes it sang the sweetest of songs, all
by itself.' At others, it gave him a pain in the
arm.
Well, that's what my old lady is like. I don't
know about yours, but I suspect.
We head out to a party with friends, and she
tells me I have the most beautiful bliie eyes in
the world, after Paul Newman, 1 tell her she
looks pretty good, too. Five hours later, after I
the years "on
Baseball ivith vigiNt! i 11378
N14E14,1878
The Star Das.ceall Club of Se'aforth has been reorganized for
the season with James It Benson-President; W. 0. Reid-Vice
President; H. Cameron-Captain; George Watson-secretary; and
William Sloan-Treasurer.
The driving park grounds is now the centre of attraction for
baseballists. Play is prosecuted with vigor nightly.
'The Seaforth town band appeared for the first time under the
leadership'& their new teacher and played several choice airs on
ma Londoti. instrioeit r ae. The 04-Br
office inspector visited the offices along the
railway making arrangements for
couNkve.yRinagipthhsete7hiel nbsyon at rail .
the Goshen Line, Stanley, died at his.
residence on Monday at the ripe age of 75 years. His funeral was
attended by upwards ,of 200 vehicles.
Mr, Enoch Turner, who sometimes ago, went out to the Prairie
PrOvinces has taken up a section of land consisting of 640 acres .
' With a view to locating there permanently. The amount paid was
$400.
JUNE 12, 1903
The first cricket match played here for several years took place
onthe recreation grounds, between the picked teams of Seaforth
andClinton. The rule laid down was that none of the players
should have taken part in the Match within the past five years but
this rule was strictly adhered to on either side. The game Was
quite interesting for those who took part. At the conclusion 'the
Clinton players were declared victors with a score of 51-30.
The Hurons went to Galt on Saturday last to play the return
game' in' the Western Series. No goals-were scored during the
first half and in the second, the Hurons scored one an .followed
it up with another witch was disallowed on an offside.
Mr. Joseph P. Brine passed peacefully away' at his residence
in Harpurhey. He had reached the good age of 84 years. Hewas
a native of Tolpedale Dorset, England. For over 40 years in
addition to court business, he acted as auctioneer.
In Roxboro, the Sabbath and Day School, will hold their annual
picnic in John Scott's Grove-'on Saturday next and a cordial
invitation is extended to all interested.
During the storm on Sunday afternoon, lightening struck the
spire of the Egmondville Church doing considerable damage to it
and the roof.
JUNE 15, 1928
On Sunday, June 10, 1900, Rev. F. H. Larkin D.D. preached
his first sermon as minister in the First Presbyterian Church in
Seaforth and on Sunday, June 10, 1920, he closed the ministry of
28years irilhat church. A new generation has taken"the place of
the one that greeted him 28 years ago. Only one member of the
session, Mr. William Wilson, remains of the elders .Dr. Larkin's
first associated with. Mr. John Scott was a member-of the choir
during all that period. The male quartette, Mr. James Stewart,
J. Beattie., Mr. M..'R. ,Rennie, and D: L. Reid gave an• excellent
number.
Thepicnic and reunion of the Webster family held at Bayfield
was very successful. All families were well represented. 335
persons were present. After dinner speeches were presented by
Rev. Hogg of Clinton, Rev. Penrose of Varna, and Mr. Lane of
Seaforth.
Kinburn did the necessary thing with Monkton on Monday
night, beating-them, 2-nothing. Kinbiirn is in the lead for points •
so far.
Mr. Peter Eckert of Manley was a loser-of two fine heifers and
the trouble has not yet been discovered so far.
Mr. and Mrs. Ed Sternigle of Manley left this week to seek
their fortune in Uncle Sam's domain. •
The patrolmen of Manley ahve completed their rounds
repairing the roads,
Alec Mitchell of Walton motored to Sarnia last week. He was
accempanied by J. McDonald, Mrs. McDonald, Mrs. George
Bogley, andMiss Mary McDonald who went to Detroit to resume
her uties in .
Russel Marks of Walton
St, Mary's Hospital.
has made a splendid improvement on
his Blacksmith's shop b -y-b g- uildina--new edition to-the front part
of
A charming June wedding took place at the home of Mr.
' Edward Boyes Brucefield. when his youngest daughter Mabell
Anne became the ' bride of Elmer Reid of Varna. Rev. W.
Bremner from Brucefield led the ceremony:
Miss Marie Foster of Hensall sustained painful injuries to her
face in a recent auto accident, being deeply cut by glass from the
windshield. The large car left the road, the driver losing control.
Left Lieutenant Col. R. S. Hays received the nformation on
Thursday of this week that he had been elected an honourable
life member of the Commercial Law League of America:This is
an outstanding distinction and many friends will join the
Expositor in a harty congratulation. ••
The home of Mr. John Muir was a. scene of a happy gathering
when the section men of the Stratford-Goderich division
gathered and presented him with two handsome easy chairs as a
mark of his esteem in which he had been held on• the division.
Mr. Muir was recently superannuated after a service of over 50
years.
The Seaforth Highlanders Band have been fortunate in
engaging Frank' Novak of Medicine Hat, Alberta, as leader and
the public is insured an excellent series of weekly programs.
Mr. Reid Edmunds has successfully passed his second year in
Dentistry at the Toronto Dental College.
JUNE 19, 1953
Dr. Donald J. Munn son of Dr. and Mrs. John A. Munn' of
town has accepted an appointment as an assistant resident on
the staff of the Queen's Hospital in Honolulu, Hawaii for one
' year post-graduate training. During the past year, he has been
an intern at St. Paul's Hospital in Vancouver, B.C.
During a meeting two ladies were appointed to assist the
Manse Committee and we'r'e given power to purchase furniture
for the Egmondville "Tante.
London on Cor-onation Day, vibrant with festivity, a blaze with
color• and revelling in pageantry. On that day when Elizabeth II
was crowed Queen, Mabel Turnbull recorded for the Expositor
the splendorous scents and impressions apparent only on an
occasion of such historic magnitude.
Lilacs, peonies, spirea, and ferns decorated the United Church
in Brucefield when Audrey Mildred Baird, married John Clare
Stanley of Clinton. Rev. W. J. Maines officiated.
Mrs. Duncan McKellar of Cromarty having disposed of her
property, held a successful sale on Friday. Mr: and Mrs. Glossop
of Wroxeter take possession this weekend.
Ronald Beattie who has just returned from serving in Korea in
the Arm Forces was a guest at his grandparents, Mr. and Mrs.
Thomas A. Beattie.
hurried, worried searches around the yard for
them hut when you live on a farm, there's a
heck of ,a lot of property to cover. We've
eventually found the glasses each time but
sometimes not the way we expected. After,
one search that lasted more than an hour, we
finally gave up. Later in 'the day the inissus
was cutting the grass when she came into the
house, to report she'd found the glasses.
Unfortunately it was'n't until She'd already run
over them with the lawn mower and retrieved
a couple of hundred pieces.
" For m. personally, the biggest problem was
learning to get along without a car for two
weeks. Originally it was thought the car would
be ready in a day, thenfour days and finally,
the garage couldn't even promise when it
would be ready becasue they were having a
hard time finding the parts. As usual, when I
mess something up, I, do it well. The parts I
break are always the hardest to come by,, the
one's your just not supposed to break so
people don't keep them around.
The break down came, of course, at the
busiest time of the spring when I needed a car
most. .Luckily one never knows how good
ftjends,,ate„tintil one needs'-help. Offers for
help were quick in coming from many friends
with cars and trucks and we got through the
worst emergencies, like carrying 3,500 copies
of a magazine back from the printers and
taking the wife to London for, a doctor's
appointment.
Still, you never know how much you depend
on a car until you're without one. Simple
things like a grocery shopping trip suddenly
require all the planning of the D-Day landing.
When you're without a car and three miles
from town, you make sure you don't forget
anything. •
There's also a certain peacefulness about
not having a car though. It's sort of like being
stuck at home during a 'big winter storm:
you can't do'anythin g about it, so you might as
well relax and enjoy it. Being trapped at home
meant I got more writing done in the latter
part of the sojurn. It took away the temptation
to slip into town for this or that and end up'
waiting a couple of hours.
.Still, peaceful as it was, there was a gigantic
shout of joy when the garage called to say the
car was finally ready. I'm not ready to return
to pioneer days completely,
Saving money and lives