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The Wingham Times, 1898-03-04, Page 22 A man may be a little more won- derful being than a woman, but a 1 than � •u cert l mere � ti n wanlan is tr feint r a eow. When rt girl gets married she is never supposed to think :she has enough clothes. :'' Perwa1d her husband is never supposed to think So. AUDIS 1TTLE ER LLS Positively cored by these - Littra• I -'ills. They ;also ac:li::ve Distress from Dyspepsia, Indigestion and Too hearty Eating. A per- fect remedy for Dizziness, Nausea, Drowsi- ness, Dad Tastein the Mouth, Coated Tongue fain in the Side, TORPID LIVER. They Regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable. S!rr alit Smell Dere. Small Price. Substitution the fraud of the day. See you get Carter's, Ask for Carter's, o Insist and demand Carter's Little Liver Pills. '1 I. E VINGUAM 'r X111. ,IARC%x 4, 1898. Drummer's Queer Story. Pined For a Prize. Competition,. A hate and hearty traveling manI The latest form of newspaper ,v hair—al l d is the with thin skin and white gambling iu. London, England, , condition of and vt hich, by 1 scheme of offering $1,000 for a - the way, not every traveling man I correct estimate of the number of lives to reach --Was renewing his births and deaths in London each youth with a party of young and ! week. The editor has been getting festive drummers. Drinks were going 'Teen fast, but he was arrested recent -- round freely and when one of the; ly. Ike undertook to prove that the "boys" turned down his glass there ; gauze was really a competition of was considerable remonstrance on ; skill, the fact being that hundreds the part of his companions at his have been. consulting the registry refusal to have "jest one more." !office to figure out the probabilities The white haired man quietly cut i and base their answers on the law of the discussion short by saying, i averages. The magistrate, said it "That reminds me." • I depended upon what was The de - The old drummer flicked the ashes , termining factora If skill, then it from his cigar and settled back in I was not a lottery ; .if chance, then the his chair, "It was a long time ago," ( defendant was guilty. Ile did not said be, "and it„ was is the old !see how anybody, thy studying the American House in this city. There returns, could obtain an accurate !were five young men seated in a I room, just as we are here to -night, only they were all feeling `pretty good,' and there wasn't any old man. EASY oUttE PQwi, DYSPEPSIA. estimate. So he ° fined the editor $1.00,. around to bore there with. a story, Vat along about midnight one of THE MALADY MAY BE QUICKLY VAN - ;the party* turned down his glass WISHED WITii,: PROPER FOOD. "As painful and annoying as done. Ile said he had had enough, dyspepsia is, it may be easily and goodness knows he had, His determination was greeted most eared if the sufferer will only be hilariously as a good joke. Ile careful in his dais�yr diet," writes Mrs. S. T, Rorer in Oie March Ladies' steadily decliued, 'however, though Home Journal. `„`Abstain for a given the wine was brought and set before time from all solid foods, Live for him, but the taunts and innuendoes at least one wit k on milk, one - of his comrades finally exasperated quarter barley water, or koumyssi I bile so that, he exclaimed rather Then, as the stomach grows stronger, boys, I'll join you once more if you take pure milia . sipping it and will drink to an early grave for me.' (Tho toast was proposed uproariously ' and drank standing. But some - I bow after that the fun was not so ] furious. Things quieted down. The 1 men seemed to half realize that to drink to a man's death wasn't such a good joke after all, and one by one they made excuses and went off just as my young friend here has petulantly, but half in fun, 'Well, swallowing it - Slowly. You may take also the raw white of an egg shaken with a cu0 of milk, I3arthe- low's . food, plum; poridge, a little serape beef broiled, and finally broiled beef, boilid rice and pulled bread. A glass cf cool, not iced, water should be taken the first thing in the morning. A cup of warm, sot bot water half an hour before Literary Notes. The Canadian Borne Journal for March is the best number of that periodical that ever came of the press and has never been excelled by any Canadian publication. It contains a short contribution from the Hon. E. A. F vanturel, speaker of the On- tario Legislature, with his biography, photogarph and autograph, Dr, P. II, Bryce,Secretary of the Ontario Board ofIlealth,onc of the best known physi. clans in Canada, contributes the first of a series of twelve articles on health. The Woman's Historical Association is explained by Mary Agnes Fitzgib- bon, as she alone can do it. Kate Westlake Yeigh describes the Lake of the Woods, and; her four handsome pic"ures illustrate her article. Julia Arthur, the fatno(is Canadian actress who has won world wide laurels, is one of a talented Hamilton fancily, and five illustrations made especially for the Journal,. accompany Miss Minnie J. Nisbet's article about her sisters. Girls whb work should read what Miss G. C. 1.. White says about them. The children will enjoy 'Mol- ly,' and The Elfin's Cave' will faci- nate them, The tory of a new song the new woman, and the usual de- partments and music complete an exceptionally intrestiiny number. The Canadian Hope Journal, Me- Rinnon Building, Toronto, BLOOD' THAT IS BAD. Td'uO9'„Htl . to bed.”> breltl:fast. For •. breahi'ast, three ” lied he ounces of milk niixed with one ounce WOULD BURST." 1 Isere the old Han paused. "Did the man} die? que A Fredericton Lady's Terrible who had refused to "have another" of barley water.• ;[ This schedule uirering. I with some interest. should be followed;pvery three hours "Ido " was the re I r. "Ile is the throughout the entire day for. one 14 lits. GEo. Doane= tells the followingweek, taking the lest glass of milk only one of the file nosy alive to tell remarkable story of relief from suffering„ half an hour before bedtime. Iiou- and restoration to health, which should the tate. - I3uffa14,, News. myss may be substitilred for the milk or used alternately.” HOW TO KEEP •W'EL+L, Without regular action- of tho bowels' good health is impossible. - Laxa-Livor 1 ills regulate the boWels, euro ooustipa- tion, dyspepsia, bi11io1rsness, sick head- ; ache and all affections of the organs of digestion. Price 25c. All druggists. l Sent to Swear Against Pa. He was a mere j; tripling of a lad. I He might havebeiln 7 rears of age. or be might have been 9. Nobody 1 could tell by looking at ins face. The only ilrk of eertainity about clear away ell doubts as to the efficacy o4 the youthful eontenance was the sure Milburn's Heart and Nerve Pills from the sign that some of his ancesters had minds of the most skeptical: come from old Ireland. The little "For several years I have been aeon- fellow walled hasttilyinto the office stant sufferer from nervous headache, and the pain was so intense that sometimes I Of the warrant clerk of Recorder was Gluiest crazy. I really thought that Finnegan's court. He did not notice my head would burst. I consulted a num- the four persons standing in line ber of physicians, and took many remedies, but without effect. I noticed Milburn's waiting to get affidavits made out Heart and Terve Pills advertised, and as against some bothersome relatives, they seemed to suit my case, I got a box and but the youth pushed through the began their use. Before taking them I was very weak and debilitated, and would some- crowd and disengaged the attention times wake out of my sleep with a ells- of the clerk with this odd demand: tressed, smothering feeling, and I was fre- "I want to make an affidavit quently +sized with agonising pains in the o.. • „ region of the heart, and often could scarcely a„ttuist tiny pa, said he ani pushed muate:. up courage to keep up the struggle his little red bead around the side of for life. In this wretched condition Mil- the desk. burn's Heart and Nein e Pills came to the "You want what ?" queried the rescue, and to -clay I state, with gratitude,' that I am vigorous ani strong, and all this c ler k. improt•erzent is duo to tilts wonderful "1 want to swear against pa," said ' cint;cly, the boy ahafn. "What has your pa done ?" "IIe has just been in a prizefight with ma." "Well, why don't your ala swear out the warrant against pa? illy boy, you aro too young ; you won't 1111 the bill." - "My ma can't come, and she wanted me to fix it up for her" "Why could she not•,come?" asked the clerk, getting interested in the youngster's story. lie could not imagine why the wife would not be only to willing' to swear out the Our correspondence shows warrant. thi't huziareds upon hundreds "fly pa and ina they got in the .'f Pm' s311''04'1's are heing fcrhtin the kitchen. That is how i'c•>tc,l•ed to health and llappi- ne.;v daily. TRY RHEUMATIC; SPEmmFIC KIDEEY AND LIVE.R PIL%5 TH PHREN�isr. U'tLbYl.L l L. Taking the lend everywhere. are'We working day and night 1) supply the demand. • Tho Wanderer's 'return. :home again at last, darling.' 'John, dearest, you don't look a clay older,' I' OR must. Cent r i o not defending myself on moral a man's head without leaving traces.' grounds, bat it -was a case of do or 'It was ages and ages, wasn't it. be done, and I bad no more liking foe being .done." ' 'My first )Hove was to acquire a I Satisfaction and }perfect fit guaranteed. Queen's Block, • Winphaln. Blood that is had makes the whole body sick. Blood that is good makes the whole body healthy and vigorous. Burdock Blood .Sitters makes goo,il, rich ruddy blood. "1 regard 13. B. 13. as the best medicine in thuworld to make riob, red blood. It cured] me after two years of sufferirig from wahk thin blood." Jen- nie A. Gleason, Ceetreton, Ont. Not so Green as He Seemed. • "Ntever heard how I got the best of that firm of grabbers down in New York, did you ?" And the re tired capitalist bad a crackling sort of chuckle all to himself before pro. eeeding. ' "I went over there with quite a pot of money. Being, something of a tenderfoot, they made some big in. that I roads on ley pile, and I saw must get a better grip on the game, or go broke. So I pulled out,, leaving them under the impression that I had been Well plucked and went quietly to work to fit myself for fighting a certain kind of fellows with, fire. m U •les can't roll over I l M 104 400"fN,.u, e, usm.om„ uuuuunuununmm�nuueuu,nuunuuununn i It tP AVegetablePreparationfor As- sithilating theFoodAndReguta- iling the Stomachs andBoweiiss of Promote s Digestion,Clreerful- ness alu1Aest.Contains neither °punt -Morphine Aior Mineral. NOTNARC©TIC. 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What have you been doing 'with yourself all the 11 Suit i yvere practical knowledge of telegraphy. Then I. went to the firm of grabbers, who had a mean sort of consideration for me because they had the best of Me and secured a clerkship. Then I time I was away `3' •assiduously cultivated their private 'Thinking of you, darling, and telegraph operator at considerable longing and longing, and longing expense. Tc him I prerfessed my - for you to come hewne.' self a crank on the subject of ciphers If that is the secret of beauty, I as used in correspondence or in ought to ;lave gown a perfect literary work where i)nportant Adonis. And yotk're sure you recog- secret work was done under the nized me right off, without thinking surface. heated by argument and a bottle of wine, he gave me the tirm's cipher, just to emphasize a point he was trying to make. ..Then I had them and maybe I didn't put on the screws.' I used to get within bearing of the instrument, which no one thenght I could read, and had the best inside information every day. I liact a secret agent utilizing it and coined money while the gang went fairly wild over its continued and 'inexplicable hard luck. When I -got through with them. they hadn't enough money to pay their debts."—Detroit Free Press. at•least a minute" 'Of course, you old dear. Do yon suppose I could ever forget you?' `Good ;;rasions it doesn't seem possible that I've really been away only since day before yesterday, does it sweetheart ?' 'Not a bit more, husband mine, than that we we have actually been married a whole month to -morrow.' Literary Notes. "Inside, figaresr" are always in- teresting, and the following are cer- tainly some striking ones about the Ladies Home Journal. During 1897, i 8,183,113 copies Of this magazine vrere printed and Ehtt thoroughly sold that the latter --yea issues are en tirely out of print. It consumes 3,434,362 pounds of•paper in a year, and absorbs 30,902 pounds of ink. l It runs 28 presses. liThe advertising columns contained [498,325 worth of advertising Burin the last year. The editors receiv scripts and less tha, were accepted, Th ploys 22 staff editors it happened. My pa made a drivo< for her, but didn't laud, and then' my ma she ;cabbed up the rolling pin and floored the old man. She is now setting on him, holding him down, and that is why' she couldn't come to swear against him. Sh sent me."—New Orleans Times. Democrat. 'They tire absolutely rare atld ....-....._.w,..., latttit'dnl. Gum dntecel to The need of good spring medicine is M- ettle tc, �• t roost newer/del, ^n•1 Tf0 t°tttt, a�i't.iiiatrr)i, ,rE;la ica, ra+,. T • .,,w., .i 1, .1 '�+, r .�, .,; %wet., tt;:,., le • :i..: .,:,, V ,,i get 9290 rnanu- 1 per 'cent. magazine em - 24,648 letters have been received and answered in the year by the editors of the c )r- She respondence columns. 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