The Wingham Times, 1898-01-21, Page 77
Ti E WIN GRAM TIMES JANUAR Y 21,
nim =am), a well known REASON IN a.IIS REGRET, GRANDMOTHER'S COUNSEL.
St, athroy lawyer, died suddenly on
riday last
UE MOTTR;lEA TIIE LATIN R. BROWN Grandmother stays iu her (tempt old way
Alyn MOUIRNE iiIat I ERVI;NTI.Y. "World wasn't made in a ds d
• Every girl arrives at the age
then she wants to d4.t..
o s because 'I have come,' said the Stranger ! flit
--- '
And that blue sky where the
white
• tall "the other girls do them." with the mild face and the side whisk, : why the Lord was sik.da s painting zt1
ers to the undertaker in the little� "Tho way ain't sunny,
town, 'to make some inquires concern, But don't you fret!.
ing the late Mt'. Brown, What kind Cheer up, honey!
�, You'll get there yeti"
of a :;rave slid you give hien.
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nett, Lid Ti.'tw in the Mouth, Coated Tongue
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S'.l ).ail lilt tl Oil
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THE
PHRENOL!NE
REMEDIES
DIES
'Mr. Joseph Brown, sir,' said tde Graudmotber says in her quaint old way
1Vorld lvttsn mlde ds
undertaker, 'was a poor man when ; r , 't r in a day --a (gay,
he died, and his widocould not af- ; rhes meadow tbsrlo, where you ince to
ford really high class obsequies. Int Why the Lord took time to carpet it!
fact, there is no barn in stating that 1 Tho way ain't annoy,
there is no stone over the grave at But don't you fret!
all, Mrs. Brown left here very
Cheer up, huneyl
shortly after her husband's death and retell get thorn vet!"
has not since returned. No one in And still to me in the beide and dells
1 our town .has seen her subsequently.' I Her sweet. vuir,e riugs like a chime of
1 Or two, and then drew his cheer up And ells,
c dream brave dreams as I hoar her
The stranger pondered a moment l
say:
"World wasn't made in a day -a day.
"The way ain't sonny,
lint don't you fret!
. Cheer up, honey!
You'll get there yet!"
-Atlanta Constitution.
to the undertaker,
'Your information agrees perfectly
(
with what I had supposed,' said.
.
'Now I want you to erect the hand-
somest £tone you've got over the
grave, and on this stone 1 wish the
following inscription to be cut and
gilded :
T
MOURN
HIS
LOSS,
HOW
DEEPLY
NONE
CAN
TELL.
'RICHARD ROBINSON.'
I The stranger here produced a
large roll of bilis.
The undertaker was delighted.
-Certainly, sir. .It shall be done
as ',you direct. You mast have been
a great friend of his, sir, I take no
doubt.' And he rubbed his, hands
cheerfully -
'No, I never saw him in my life,'
said the ether.
'What ? You astonish me. How
comes it, then, that you mourn his
loss so deeply, if I may .ask ?'
i 'I married his widow,' ---San Fran
! ciseo Examiner,
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Our correspondence shows
that hundreds upon hundreds
t.f poor sufferers are being
restored to health and happi-
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An ordinary cough or cold may not be
thought much of at the time, but neg-
lect may mean in the end a consump-
tive's grave. Dr. nhase's Syrup of Lin-
seed and Turpentine will not cure Con-
sumption when the lungs are riddled
with cavities ; but it will stop the oough
will cure Consumption in its early stages
and even in its last stages gives such To -
lief as to bo a perfect Godsend to tfOose
whpse lives are gearing a close.
Things Women Want to Know,
Filmy bags of all shapes, sizes and
elands are among the most useful and
acceptable of gifts to a woman.
The empire Japan shade, made
of plain silk, lace or soft China silk,
gathered, is tele fashionable thing to
have.
There is authority for the state-
ment that man well dressed women
are advocating and practicing home
dressrnaking.
Practical marketing—marketology
-is tt Lew branch of study intro-
duced into fashionable schools for
Ode season,
Th re is now made a platform
scale specially desinged for use in
, houses, particularly in bathrooms,
and called a bathroom scale.
The latest thing is the. old fashion.
ed cross stitch in wool with the
I high lights in silk, such as our
grandmothers used to work. A
cushion done in this material will
last a generation.
Sweet Oil as a Toilet Aeoessocy
Did you ever suffer torment from
a shoe tight in one spot 2 Here is
a remedy for it, Apply sweet oil
to the stocking where the rub Comes.
It is better than applying it to the
boot, because it softens the inside of
the boot, where it is needed, instead
of the outside. Sweet oil is an ex-.
cellent household companion. It heals
burns or bruises. Used in the form
of baths, it feeds the skin, prevents,
colds and gives flexibility to the'
muscles. Delicate people derive the
greatest benefit from being rubbed
with olive oil, and for fragile child-
ren it is invaluable, especially when
there is any tender'cy to weakness
of the chest,
A soft corn da,n be cured by
placing a tuft of cotton wool; satur-
ated with olive oil between the toes
and renewing it every day. The
earn will very soon disappear. When
the hair is dry and brittle and easily
breaks off when bruslied, a Tittle
olive oil well rubbed into the scalp .
every night will give nutriment to
the hair glands and strengthen and
increase the growth.
The Application of Manures.
Wherever experim- nts h the been
carefully made the results have been
to show that the value of manure to
a plant is in reverse proportion to
the depth at which it has been
placed in the earth. The nearer the
surface the more effective the
manure. This, explains Meehan's
Monthly, arises from the fact that the
feeding roots of a plant are nearly
always at the surface. Manure has
to be acted upon by the gases of the
atmosphere before the plant can
develop any benefit from it and the
roots seem to understand this and
come near the surface where the
atmosphei is air can operate on the
food they have to collect. While
this is an abstract principle the beat
system of applying manure is by top
dressing. There is the counter
trouble of evaporation, and some of
the most desirable gases are lost
by the top dressing system. On the
whole, therefore; it has been found
that the most judicious method of
applying manure is to spread it on
the surface and then rake it in.
DON'T GO O.L•T,
•
Don't go on suffering from nervous
troubles that make strong men weak,
impotent, and unable to do the right
thing at the right time, all because the
system is tobacco poisoner!. We urge
you to test Milburn's Heart and Nerve
Pills, they will make the blood pure and
rich, tingling with life and energy, and
the man who feels old they make young
and happy again.
The Cause of • Fier • Auger,
"Men are the most brutal crea-
tures," said the young wife to her
feminine friend. •
"What makes you think so?"
"The way my husband treated
me this afternoon."
"What did he do?" -
"EIe came home from the office,
and in the first place he kissed me,
and"—
"Ile ought to be asha"—
"Oh, it isn't that, of course. But
pretty soon he mentioned causally
that he saw Mrs, Dawkins this after-
noon and that she had on a beautiful
new dress. Aud then he --what do
yon suppose he did ?"
"I can't guess, What is it?"
"Went to talking about some-
thing else."
"The brute !"
"Yes, and I'll die before I will
ask him, but"—
"So would I,"
But she asked hire the very next
morning at breakfast, and when he
said he believed it was some sort of
a green or blue, or possibly brown,
with yellow or gray trimmings --he
was not certain which—and a sash,
she said a woman might as well talk
with a Fiji islander as with her
husband for all the Instructive in-
formation she would . obtain from
him.
And her husband was surprised
to notice that she seemed almost
angry about something or other.
Denver Times.
Strength Has Returned,
"My Whole system was run down. I
was so weak .I could scarcely got around
to do my work. I finally began to take
Hood's Sarsaparilla and after using five
bottles, I found that my strength had re-
turned and my appetite was better, I
now feel as strong as ever, MaKelley 0
Wellington Avenue, Toronto, Ontario.
Mood's Pills cure nausea, sick head-
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SAY "YES" AND PROVE IT. ham's 'leers Wrinkle
Stlhi IN M ATHIEMATIIi w Wali T aereirr No sacrifice is:Otter when awe -.t
miter Y WARD I3EEQIIER ailed with •love. -
Henry Ward Reacher used t(i tell Unbidden guests give plbasrzre- •
this story of the way, its whielz his .wl}en they go,
teacher of mathematics taught him
to depend upon .tii,rnselt'.
'I was sent to ,trate blackboard, and
went, uncertain;,, full of whimper--
ing.
" 'That lessolu must be learner!,;'
said my teaehel ern a very quiet tome,
but with a terrible inters ity.
explanation anti excuses he trod
ander f ,ot with utter scornfulness. 'I
want that problem ; I don't want ,;aty
reasons why you haven't it,' be
would say.
'I aid study two hours.'
" 'That's, nothing to me ; 1 want
the lesson.. You need not sttly it
at all, or• you may study it ten
hours, just VD suit yourself. IP want
the lesson:,''
" 'It was tough for a green boy ;
but it seasoned tree. In less than a
month T load• the most intense sense
of intellectual independence and
courage to defend my recitations.
"One day his cold, calms voice fell
upon me in the midst of a demon-
stration, 'No.'
"I hesitated and then, went back to,
top beginning, and on reaching the,
same point again 'Nut' uttered in A.
tone of conviction, barred my pro
gFess.
" •The next!' and I sat down in : Ierst Cousins.
"He. too, was stopped with •Na!'; Ile—Do you beleive that there is
and
Bach a thing as true
bat went right on finished Olid, atruelasting love?
he sat clown, was awarded with: Sete' -..Possibly, hut' I sometimes ,
'Very well' doubt it.
Ile -Well, there's Mr. and Mrs.'
Gessing, for example. They have
been harried ten years, and they
seen) to never 'want to lose sight of
each other. D :csrr't . that Look like
true and lasting lore?
Sue --It relay be that, but it looks
to me more like trite and lasting jeal-
ousy.—Chicano Record.
The pruned !Loeb is SektOnt. Ube
One that dyes.
A little moat hltppinesscsonsista in 1
magnifying hiizoself.
It takes both grace and grit to
bear disappo:h.ltrnent welt;
When,:a man makes a fool of him-
self he ;enera'ly (toes the job well, i
When wa"cannot do as well as we•
w uld; it wilt smooth the jolts to be •
willing.treato as we sheeted.
• One treueele with thtte world is that
there are.so rnanv people in it who '
are content to drift down stream.
Few of'us gain by the mistakes of
.e others,. s,, h:txt he who fails to profit by
his own, mistakes vial soon be bank-
rupahe knowledge---Ratr:'s Horn.
NAPOLEON'S LOSS.
;t is said t ha. hu,t for an attack of in-
digestion, brought on by over eating, ,
'r(r"la.tleo,) woo td have won Waterloo.
Groat issues depewd on good digestion -
good digestion depends upon Burdock
Blood Bitters. "Two years ago my wife
was very ill wits►ds$pepsiti, Six bottles
of 13. B. i3.ourerl her. and she has had no
return of tha nittlady," Wm. Day, Port
William, Ont,,
red confusion.
" 'Why,' whimpered I, '1 recited it '
just as he did, and you said 'No !'
"'Why didn't you say 'Yes' end
stick to it? It is not enough to know
your lesson; you must know that
you, know it. You have learned
nothing until you are sure. If all
the world sstys 'No !' your business
is to say 'yes' and prove it,' "
RHEUMATIC AGONY!'
There's Delightful Relief in One or
Two Doses of South Americam
Rheutnatic Cure, —
E H. Norton, of Giitneby. Ont., sad s ;
1"I tried homeopathic) and other remedies
and was under medical attendance for in-
1 flamatory rheumatism. None of them
gave me any re.ief. My legs and arms
were useless. Icouid du nothing for three
weeks. I was coufined to my bed and suf-
fered agonies. I was advised to try South
American Rheumatic Cure. I felt benefit'
after two or three doses Ih.ur bottles
completely cored me, and I am as well as
over I was." Sold at Chisholm's Drug
Store.
,Rich Lights.
Call no man It fr end who hasn't
sense enough to spell your name
rlgh t.
When a man wins applause by
saying a good thing he immediately
says it again.
:limy a woman solaces her broken
heart by eating ten cents' worth of
marshmallows.
After the holidays a woman tries
to economize by using• her silver
thimble instead of her gold one.
Every dog has his day, and he
generally employs it in trying to
prevent some eat from having hers.
Silence has no place in society ;
people who cannot act as foolish as
the rest of us ought to stay at home.
It makes a man better every time
his wife kisses him ; even if she does
it because she wants money it leaves
him less to spend on himself.
When a boy skates through the
ice and is nearly drowned his worst
suffering is lest his mother should
find it out and not let him go again.
Chicago Record.
ROPES PULPILLED.
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think about Lasa -Liver Pills ;
Dear Sirs, -I gladly testify to the vir-
tues of Laxa-Liver Pills. I used to be
troubled with severe headaches and con-
stipation for a longtime and took these
pills hoping for a cure, and my Lopes
were rapidly fulfilled. 1 have found
them a never -failing remedy and heartily
re('ominend them.
Signed, Mrs. S. LAwsort.
Moncton, N. B.
It is told in Mechan's Monthly that
lettuce, in greenhouse as well as out-
doors, prefers rank, partially rotted
manure to any other kind,
TI .0 13ES'.I' EVER USED.
Messrs. T. Milburn Sc Co.
•
Dear Sirs, -I can reeommend Dr.
Wood's Norway Pine Syrup as the very
bast medicine for coughs and colds, sore
throat and weak lunge, which I have
ever used. Yours truly.
Wet. Femur, Blenheim, Ont.
LIFE DEE T1.OYING CROUP
Cxi::s'r, : l uu, _ •.cl li•t;ryara's Yellow
Ute in my family •fur croup. an,. broo-
chitts (Jura, the past 12 years, and nev-
et' found it to fail. It e•lral every time.
have ree„rn'ut"+le+.i it to my neigh-
bors and they keep it on litmd. I would
not be without it for any price.
Yours truly,
Mrs. II1:,11av tC'AanlIN, Winthrop.Ont
News Notes.
The shipment of American horses
to England is steadily increasing
• The National Stockman makes a
!plea for free delivery of' .rural naafl
There is 1 large de tease 111 tilt
1lumher if horses in this cou.ntrv.
Itt is not iidvieed to use fresh save -
dust heavily as a. mulch.
According to American Creamery,
squat e cheeses command three fourths
of a cent per poul.d mare than do
round cheeses of tele slime quality.
Do- not forget that sand and white
lead make a hard cement for stopping
leaks in roofs and other places.
' Keep pumpkins in a coo! place,
but don't let them freeze. .
• There are 45 patients in Graven-!
hurt Home for Consumptives. Dr•
Byree reports that over 3,000 per-
sons died from consumption in
Ontario last year, and he is of
opinion that half of them might
have been saved by proper treat-
meat in the .""earlier stages of the
disease
Blood first of alt; that is the starting point
on the road to health. Without it Dyspep-
sia, Constipation, Biliousness, Headache,
Liver and Kidney Complaints, Scrofula,
Ulcers and Abscesses thrive and increase in
the human system. But with pure
circulating freely these diseases cannot Ion
remain. There is nothing to keep them
there -no impurities for theta to feed on.
Burdock Blood Bitters purifies the blood,
and drives Out all impurities, 'waste and
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