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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1897-12-24, Page 10e IWIPaan :1111 FRIDAY. DECEMBER 24, 18:17, Sf�TiiTtGTC1I�T I.,'� �16T, THE UN1CTt3 D STATES NAVY. 1""NBIZAC.I rt 141. VET:88 iI I CSP A1,I. CLAMPS. 1&th WINGlIAM. TIMi S, DECEMBER 24, i897. lour tTISED ICOR BURGLAR'S 11I A,ZiTED TUI1.i TO CALL AN1) 'STEAL laza *Vl.IavAnll•:. HEIRLOOUS. A :pian rushed into the business office of ono of the daily papers. rind Stopped at the advertising windows. There he secured a ped of pt it. $He a ;peed' with n. string to wrote and erased, and then tore up what he had written,, chewing the fragments savagely while be Made weepy. We are all 'proud of our S1 new 'There,." he said, at asst, viii ne riavy•" thrust the paper into the hand of The bcgi:tanill;y was glade -Some. the .,advertising clerk,. "count the fifteen year3 'since of coustimeting words and tell me whet they will =dere stripe,' capable of etal ding up eost for one insertion—I reckon that against awe. This work hes gone milt fetch then. On nnti.l nevi we have some ,of the .This was the advertisement : $nest war ships, both in' print of v �3unight i i j t this requested e k.son AIo and speed and :power in existence, a tuiy one 'off them could, •single- Mrs. Erastus Brown, 200 Ash' Court. ietanded,-demolish the ,eolabined A door and window will , be left navies of the world as they were .open, and every facility offered fur thirty yea rs•ago. We have now nine •ren oviug the spoils." 1 form of oaf these :magnificent "sea.going-first- "But this is very armed ,class battle ships " either -completed. advertisement," said the clerk, with or under 'contract. The Indiana, a troubled look. "I dot't know Iowa, Massachusettes and•Oregon are whether to put it under the head of actually in commission while the ;personal or educational. .What is .4Aiabania, .all noir, Kearsarge, Ken- ;your tnotive, may I ask a" tacky and Wisconsin will seen be • "My motive," said the ,advertiser, added to •thetIeet, .is to get rid of an awfal incubus of Of the second class of Tattle ships .inherited truck without any, re- there ;are two in service, the Main -sponsibility fastened upon • ale. I and Texas, one at the No1111 and the might burn the house down, but in other at.the•South Atlantilc:Statien. • that case I would be .expected to Next to the- bettic ships come the save the looms or perish with them. armored ,cruisers. They are •fre- Say, young mon, were .you, ever the squeals of equal me with:the (battle .e.ietim of a legacy?" ships, but are built for epeed.and "No," said the elerlc, with a mflen.ir"e power against :commerce rather ehhan :fret pitched naevalabattles. The sliest powerful, the Brooklyn and New York are heavily armored, awhile the Atlanta, Baltiimsre,,Ohar- leston, Cldeug-c ,Cincinnatti;Colufribia, Minneapolis 'Newark, Olyis pia, tI?hil- ade1'phia, Raleigh and San Francisco *1te simply •protected at their most atednera.txle,pal•ts by belts oaf -armor. plate TIDE GIUI,1) RU Th U 000.000, It. Not More Enthusiastic Than are the Praises of the Thousands who are Living TO day t3eeause of South American Kidney Cure. 0.000.0*0100.011, Thousands verify what is claimed, of South American Eiduey Cure. Greatest, safest, quickest acting permanent results A specific for kidney disorders in young or old male or female. It enjoys the distilla- tion of a hearty recommendation by most eminent physicians. It relieves distress- lug kidney disease in six hours. Never tails to oure if persisted in. Acts directly lati and er ion from t s on the circulation t ado tea f a t 1 system all solids and foreign substances, which. clog up these sanitary organs of the human anatomy. 1Z.o11 test what others have proved. These words frorn a letter received today : "I despaired of recovery until I use I South American Kidney Cure" Sold at Chisholni's Drug Store. fuiendly grin. "What .ta funny aaestion ?" ''"No old maid ever died: and left ya112 a dozen ba tend •silver tea- spoons that had earue dean from Oliver Cromwell ?" "Never." • "Lueky chap ! Stever 'had a. solid silver punch be ala begsxethed to you by a bibuloeas .old uncle who was a disgrace to thedwmiiyMhile he For hs,rborde'f nee a pectliar ;tyfpe lived, hitt promised to return and • of shills :is designed. These ,titre haunt you if you didtiit.entertain his double and•single-turreted Monitors.' comrades once a year out'•of that There a .ire •six of the first elass,'.the bowl?" Surpiaitrite, Miantonorno, Monad- •eNor iz great grandmother who ;lock, Monterey,:i aritnn and "Terror.l left,you a -silver seep •ladle with a Of the seccndelassthere arettaicteen., .coat"of arms of some unknown dead all- hteilt:during-the Civil war. ;iud. ;„uric ancestor, which insist be • Of the "nnprosected crlrisers" placed ander yoar -pillow every there are three, tine Detroit, Womble- :ui;;hr:tor .;ofekeep) g?" I'll go you,' and they staooi:laatads.; bead andM:in:tfgonaery. •'NO," said the clerk. •"I ,belong Smaller than these are. the ten :un•: to plain, everyday ,people, ..and we As John left that evening he slip- arniored :gunboat t , the Baaleerolt;' : i,aveir't a coat of arms •to.our .Bucks." ped e air upon the fro ©tt'c dnt e and e ne made de Bennington.-•Conon , Castine, :Lia " "Be thankful, young •rnalp, vou lit his bine. Attested t dis the ha¢i some lena,. Machine, .Nashville, 1tetre;,:'little realize what a blessed. lot is tog a�s�t with a neighbor. Wilmington ,and Yorktown, beaides, "years. To crown oar .tiifsfortunes &tic comp ite:yun boats. • :.another relative died sill Paris fast Our fleet•of steel torpedo boats and. meek and lett us her "diamonds.: But • torpedo' boat,deftroyers will eoslsist &draw the line at diamoadb,.and so of twenty—:two '.vessels when these dses•rny,urife. We cake turns licuw - now under eontx'aet are completed, •sitting tip with rhe slaver. After, the The new navy also coaltains several •burglausseeme and e can 'us out we ships hard to .classify, such as t61e' shalt begin to live. Pat that ad - armored ratio Kathdin, the despatisla ventistnnCnt in a (rood :place„ atnd:I'41 boat Dolphin and 'Vesuvius which is equipped with .pneumatic guns for throwing dynamite shells ' All the war ships above.mentioned ale of iron. or steeland together forma., One of our strongest asssranees of peace with the other natisns of the earth. TT9TURE'8 3llEDIGI&E. Nature's medicine .for constipation, liver complaint. sick headache. bilious. iness, jaundice and sallow eomp1e ion. Is 'Laza-Liver P:1!e. They are a t:erfect laxative, Dever griping or causing ,psin. One pill catch eight for thirty days will cure sollstipattOn. Are You -- RUPTURED If so it is lour advantage to • call on Gdrclon & Co.'s Drug Store, Wingham, They are. the agents for the celebrated Wetmore Truss. 'WHY Y THEWETGVORE3S THE ONE FOE YOU 1. Because it is dangerous to be a inOment witlOnt one. Training the Children. . It. will never rust and id conse- quently durable, 'John,' said Mrs. Wisely to her r 3, A person wearing a Wetmore does liege lord the other evening, 'I want' not find it a bother. to hay e a very frank talk,with yeti. 4. We will guarantee to hold in Do you realize that, the boys are'get. position any reducible. rupture. ting old enough now to observe, and 5. This truss cannot possibly move are beginning to form their char. atter adjustment, asters ? G. Some of our townspeople can 'Of course I do. Great boys.' testify to its merits. Yes, and we want them to be groat 7...Satisf'action guaranteed or money men. They naturally loo* up• to refauded, you, John, mare than to' anvboely else. For their sakes you [oust be careful iu „what you say and: do You fell over a chair the other day _ �T_ -- —=- GOR ON& CO. SABJ TU SERVICES: • )bL ( llii'tgi ► ;1� 105. MXt'1'HODIST—Rev, Dr. Paseoo, pas i + for Services at 11 a rn and 7 p m. and Used some very improper lan— guage. I heard Willie repeat it when he stubbed his tos in the back yard.' 'The little meal l He did ?' chuek- leG. the fattier. 'Yes, John, and they preten• d to smoke cigars and pour drip ks from an imaginary decanter. Can't you set them a better example?' 'Say, little lone, I heard Carrie playing keep house one afternoon. When callers were announced she sent out word that she was not at home. When she did consent to see any one she combed them down to beat the band before they mere ad— mitted. One was an old frump, an- other was syn intolerable old bore,, and a third better a good deal be at home cleaning house or looking after her children. You could not have done it better yourself.' I see what you •inean, sir. No use of rubbing it in. Bat wait, dear,' in, a softer voiee, , `let's both do . better. ; It's for their sakes yea know " Talking Business. • PRItSBYTERIAN--Rev. D. Perris), palter. Services at 13. a nn anti? p m. EPISCOPAL, St. Paul's--liev, Wm. Lowe, rector. Services at 11 u in Tad 7 nt P 13�9PTIST•-••Rev, Jas. Hamilton, pas- tor. Services at 11. a m and 7 p m CONGREGATIONAL -•-Ilse. 1 , B. Mason, pastor. Services at 11 a nt and , 7pm CHRISTIAN WORKERS —' Misses Outran and Lock in mainland, Services at S p m and 8 p in. spade 11 yr, 1 6 me. 10 100, 1 SALVt,TIO1V ARMY --Adjutant Miles ono Column $ u $ and wife in command. Services at 11 a. o),3pia and 8pte, In Ouch of the above atoned churches Bit bbuth School is held at 2.30 •p m. -IS PU13L1SIIED EVERY- FRIDAY ittORNINGb —Kr tau— TIMES OFFiQE, JOSEPHINE STREt WIN GHAM, ONTAB1t . gub0Oriptionprion,$1 per yeareie advance ADVERTISING PATES - A venerable and pompous bishop was having his portrait painted, and after sitting for an hour in silence he thought lie would break the monotony. "How are you getting along ?" he enquired. To hit; astonishment the artist, ab- sorbed is his work, replied : "Move your head a little to the right and shut your mouth," Mot being accustomed to such a —'— form of address, his lordship asked, 1 FARMERS SALE NOTES CASHED. "May 'I ask why you address me in that manner'" areT`heartist, still absorbed in his wore, I Wal t :to take off a little of your • of "�} ILION WINGHAIVI. Capital, 81,250,000. Rest, $725,000 Presid.nt—JOUN kTUAar. Vioe.rrosident—A. U. Imus'. DIV.EC"TO:LS JOHN PROOTDR, Goo. ROAoa, WMGtnsoS, 1',;(., T. WOOD, A. B. LES (Toronto). • Casliler-J. TURNBULL,. 3anittial Bund-Ilintre, ib to $; Saturdays, 10 1. Deposits of 81 and upwards received and forest allowed. Special IDeposits also received at current rates of ir. ,rest. Drafts o,..lroat Britain and tho United States bought , and hold W. CORBOTIt AGMs E, L. DIOSINSON, Solicitor • Al . 100 0. 00 •40 00 . $20 00 $8 00 flalt " 40 00 28 12 00 6 00 Quarto " 20 00 12 00 7 00 800 8200 1 0 00 0000 Inch I k One[i, f Legal nod other carnal advertisement, 80 per lino far first insertiou,ltnd So per line toroaalisubsequent insertion. Me, bared by nonpareil scale, vocal notices 100. per line for first insertion, Ana t, 6a. per line for each subsequent eaertler... Advertlaomenta of Lost, Found, Strayed, Situation[,� and Business Chances Wanted, not exceeding 8 iia nonpareil, 51 for first month, and 60o, for eat,' subsequent month, 1 Rouses and Forme for Sale, not exceeding 8 lin - 61 tor filet mouth, 60e. per subllegcant mont Larger advertisements in proportion. These terins•will be strictly adhered to special rates for larger advertisements, 01 longer periods. Advertisements and local notices without sped o tap.. Idirectione, will be inserted till forbid and charge` aoeordingly. Trausttcry advertisements must b paid in advance Changes for contract advertioemente must be ht the office by Wednesday noon, al order to appear that week 1 11, B, ELLIOTT, Fttori,nan. AND POnuisu BANTER, W IN HAiV GELERAL BANKING 13UBINE5S TRANS- ACTED. Money advanced on Farmers and Business men on endorsed note and collateral. A Financial Puzzle. Here is a problem in finance which lye submit to those of our reader*, who are always loaded for an argu- lizient on the honey question. A banker sauntering home from bis dinner so w a $10 bill lying on The curbstone. Of course he picked up end took the numbers in orderte and the owner. While at home le wife remarked that the butcher ed fent in a bill for meat amounting $10. The only money he bad him was the money be had , which he gave liefand sire Id the butcher. The butcher paid anima t :'p A very highly esteemed ditizen of And Yet the children Seern to �thrive.i I ineat'iiino passed .away Monday in A PAIN CRIPPLE, ;� his •90th year in the person of Mr. John Me nro. Mr. Munro came to Tortured and Tolanen�ted with Rhea this country from, Scotland early in matisnt and Selene- -South Amer the thirties. living in Ottawa Valley. lean Rhea3datis C6we Works the He removed to Kincardine about Wonder. 20 years ago. fie was a'Mason of �"'% ANTED=An experienced canvasser o tray ,54 years' standing. an fist emu ;lcziow if we hear froui.at. Mrs. John Fisher, Woodstock, N. B.. rat writes : "1 have been .suiffering for over ':1FAttg:"—O11iCa,;o Tines Herald. ' theee years tnoa>a snuscolatr rheuuaetiam, •i and on one Occasion I irad, 'very acute at• OF301'11,111c,' e ‘YE.1/!iS .Relly98 Curtain Trousers. a tack of sciatica. For eavecal weeks ;1: was ,t r2 unable to waik,or zrttond•tui my household �,®� tW,01fi,ry, iL!lti 1 wlin said the was duties. Tried somata' remedies and physi- a. "atans failed to Baer me relief. I saw South • c -D'S t'T.••L,'Pi81S Loose' 'J•as.: f. 'Kelly, of No. 59 VGest street: Bt'• + Aim, -man Rheumatic otic Cure advertised a n at 1 •o" lock• this morning •entered lire t nnaut a bottle. 1 did oto a wonderful lot ° lf'dn =ih 2cie:s of t t�ta>3�:i • lMadisen strec: station, dressed in a' of good. I our bottles affected a perrect;i,, p�1fa� and ;i��a:tplt.a psdr Gf trousers made out of •wigldow nod permanent care' Sold at C!Il5ti0�Y➢l's Disorders. eatr•taine and 'fastened tozether with ]'A: un Store cheek." CANCER CAN BE CURED. 'Cancer is the severest known fai•in of blood disease. Burdock Blood Bitters is the most powerful blood medicine ituown. It cures lancer and aSi akin diabases. :Proof : "My husband bad two cancers taken oft his face, ,tnd onolher was coming on his lily He took two bottles Of'Burdook Blood titters and it disappeared. I know this medicine is an excellent blood'puritier." Nils. Wm. KIRBY, i kron, Erie Co., New York. • Motleys remitted by draft to all pir o! Canada .ind the United states, Notes and accounts collected on reasonable terms. Money. `co Loan on Notes. 'otes Discounted AT REASONABLE RATES Mends: advanced on Mortgages at 6i pet eeatwirh privilege of paying at the end of any year. Not.• end accounts colloeted. It°BT. MOI 1DOO. Beaver Block Wincltain, Ont vAntlesz, • BARRISTER 0yLIC:TOR, ERA Private and Coutpr,a6lrfutitis to loan at lowest interest. No copra{y ipjfehergcd. Mortgages, too' and fprrhl"lit«i5rty bought and sold OFFICE -Maven Block' WINO/1.1.51 WEAN TRUNK F.AILWAY. DER,IRT Alums Toronto and East '0 50 a. in. 2 40 p. in 880pn&10'L.Spns Palmerston mixed 8 55 a int 2 40 p en London and South 6 58 a to 11 10 a >1n. 380pffin 800pon Kincardine 11 10 a m 0 50 a in 255p•nI 330 pm 1025pm 8 80am J. A. MORTON, BARRISTER, Seo.. N'lr.e iufi`. Ont. E. L. DIO I(NSC:T, BARRISTEE, ETC. SOLICI'T'OR TO IBAITR OF IIA311LT0?. • miter LOAN. Moo -Meyer Monk. windbam, M. Q. CAMERON, t BARRISTER, SOLICITOR, GoNVEYAicEa Otffce--Corner Hamilton and St. Andrew streets opposite Colborne hotel. OODBRIou, O.y.TARLO;, DENTISTRY. -1. S.:JEROME, l.. D. S.,W:nsfil¢ Is atanlifactur first-class seta •,a teeth as cheep as they can be mad in the lJoadnion. Tenth extracts ' absolutely without pair,, by his neat process, guaranteed perte.tly safe. OFFICE : In the Beaver Block, oppos Brupswiok House, ARTIILTR J. IStttIN, D. D. B., Doctor of Dental Surgery ,of tho PotineylviIk Dental College OFFICE---MACDONALDCLOCK. Norx-Will Visit Birth every 1Vedn,"ee33y. j OHN RITCHIE. . and appoint agents, No canvassing. Sdlary 1 GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT' 0 experses paid. Toa B1tAD4eY4ARRBTBo:r CO., "'Red, Toronto 11ViaeuAit, _ oar t'XTANTS`D-Three Ladle-, to 'introduce a hoose - VV household work. Splendii1 returns to coni- I • tent persons. J. OALDOW'AY, Toronto, 14,3. DRAINS. Ja•, tVixedA3i, 'I. n sum. ming up tho causes e. human mans. He was hatless, outlets:1 and The BlEen.uto.ent At The Hub.. — eAlsery ib win . be found that by 2. ar On 1 wettlao't mind --it," he said tin a came to Washington a i'ew days ago i, '.`ipe'4;11',:it'will abitse their stomachs and tnearnfal tone, "'but for a man born Ae; aasgleet the calls of nature till they bring keeper, T.0 get done this way., is they turned into l'ensylvania avenue '°a it,i.lteualtitivres, tough." He then told Deteettecs altlei sai°111113o'tive.i:opnce more fulfilling their they found themselves -next to a sal- ' oon. - f unction properly, to clear the system or Little. and Faerington that he went Let's take a drink, said me Of the all the resaltsand consequences of poisons to a hotel en Sunday. He awoke et party. acCumulating and circulating in the Mood noon on Monday to find that all Iris . is the work of Dr. Cueses Eidi,iej-Iiivet We !have just had one, said anoth- paw . clothes, a small amount of money er. Iiir, Vlibs. lqiiller, Luoknow, Ord.. sae. and a watch and chain were missing,. It would be a good idea to settle tiny to wat,7 affltiiocriiiairviatil)1L,itto,x,rotacleisTrernichl: Ir.: found it padioelced and barred OH' during ear he' OD 113w etten we should take a drink week's stay, said the. he heard of, bat to no purpose, 2/1r. 11 When he triod to leave the room the outside. Tbe room was on the zum.d. Day, the popular druggist, sent Itim s Well, satd the first; whojust then cape. In the meantime lie pulled ose ibok did him good, and they bevy caught sight of the ever.visible Wash- , provedsopffectuaLialim,casethathe mons- Having purchased the entire business down the green eurtains on the win - '11 bi Alain wrliotv'b dows, and with the aid of a pocket, eaary time we see the monument. ington monument, let's take a drink meadsthem to #11 plies° afflicted as he wag, nese rins may te bad of all Dealers at prepared to supply rrom Mr. Daniel Sbtohweerps k nife nd some nails which were in the 4 CENTS .A BOX. Pam agreed, said No. 2, provided STEAM PUMP IdlIORKS 'ITHENE.W WAY , Au -STEEL ulitigIVLL room he constructed the trousers , , * we don t take one any oftener, He was afraid to venture on the It suits me, said No. 8, providing street in the early part of the even. we do talce one every time we see is. ing, and waited until late, when be Thee were faithful to their plight. burst (pen the door and made bpi But thay didn't stay a week. In- c.,ealie.--New Yark Evening Sun. stead they took the four-ocloek train Vor Over riltv Tears. them remarking to the conductor as horns lived for over fifty yenta by mil- Nosh shiegier town. ‘ tverybody 1 Mia. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has MeV hoarded it : i lions of innthers fcr their children while gone daft 'Geer Washton. Pot mon, , teethine.with perfect enema. It soothes allaya ument to Min on every ebtriet the ohild, softens the gunge, THECOOKSBESURIEND pain cure* wind collo, and IN the beg& ner. clnorgie imish been (Me) Vtipt rorerwAlitpseven Years emedy for diarrhoea. Is pleasant to our flnanetal the Mate. Bold by druggists in every bawl met In art, et the wrold. Twerrt7-flis sate n Its' value ie itaraisarieliss IBM' 0. Mllitl* '161 obi tkt 'Wood and Iran Force and Lift Pumps, Brass and Iran Cylinders, Galvaimiz. ed Iran Wate‘Sie Troughs, Sinks, :Baths, ripe kitting, Well Digging and everything in con- neetton with water supplies. Galvanized Steel Windmids for power, and pumping watet. Repairing promptly attenderi to. Parties writing for information or ordering by mail should always state tit la of well. LICENSED AUOTIONEEit FOL. Lit COUnti. OF Sales attended in any part of the Co. charge LICENSED AUCTIONEER. Sales of Farm Stock and Farm Implement# All orders left at the TINES office promptly attiln.21. ed to. Terms reasonable. . SOCIETY MEETINGS, Canlp Caledonia, No. 4H, 1310011: ▪ 0. S.—the first and third hlonday . omry month, in ate I Add Fellows Bali. Visiting ethren withal,. J. Murray, Chief. Stew. art Iten..Sec Agents Sell "11.1endike Gold Fields" the richest harvest of 'their lives: 'now beginner, doing wonders. Nearly everybody subs"ribes. Ono young fellow no farpt et 812 a month Is match* 575. A lady 1.4 pe -writer '40a week is clearing $11. A 'Inchoate who had earned $1.60 it day is clearing 50 a ay. We went more egotits Crinvasxing outs Ilt 25 eta.. wort h 51. B RAD f. •GAILELNIrSON' CO., Toronto, Limited, k.nt. %%gusts Vicroata" is booming. Eight thousand copies SOld. Three thousand Dre hundred ordered Africa ; going like wildire In Carinda. Lord Lorne. Her Majesty's ton -in -14w, save " The test Populat Life of tin Queen hoc seen," and thousenes en. dem the statement. outfit free to callValloe ; 0X. eluAlve territory, Books on titrie. Easy to make five dollars daily. • Some Make twice that. JOB PRINTING, J.. Hon414, Clitettists, 830., executed the best ed Oho art, at niedorsbn prices, old on 'Short NOTE I.S2114t