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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Advocate, 1887-09-15, Page 7PARLIMUNT. The following 131110 W90),40.M4P.O.4 ara. ; Feed a first tide ' Respecting the Ontario Pacific! 41nactien t POWs), 00.-e-Nfr, Itadsert• ; To incorporate the Manufactarere' Acci- I *Mt Inaurenee04.—Mr. SineIL Mr, Thomson, replying to Mr. *- Mullen, detect that it wee the intention of the Government to distribute to justices of the peace an abridgement of the Revised Statutes containing the criminal law, the post being aboet one-nfth of the Revised _Statutes. " Mr. White (Cardwell), replying to Mr.. MallorY, eaid Rutile Stephenson was in the employ of the Government as Impeder of Celenization Companies at e itelety of $3,000 and travelling expenees,"the game as those allowed for other employeee in Mani- toba and the Northwegit, Sir Charles Tupper, replying to Mr. McMullen, stnted that throe -quarters of the accounts connected with the revision of the voters' lists were paid, and the remainder would be paid within a few days. Sir john afecdonald, replying to Mr. Rinfret, Raid the Lieutenant -Governor of Qgebee had tendered his resignation on account of ill -health. He had not asked for leave of absence nor been granted it. The resignation had, net yet been accepted. Sir Charles Tupper, replying to Xr. Mitchell, who asked for facts relating to Reciprocity negotiations, said everything possible was being done by the Govern- ments of Canada and Britain to settle the fishery question end promote Reciprocity, but declined at present to make puhlio any particulars. Mr. Thompson, replyingto Mr. Choquette, said the salaries of Revising -officers were not yet fixed, but would bo shortly. Mr. Amyot asked whether the Govern- ment proposed to take any steps to protect the Doe:anion from attacks of the cholera now raging in South America. Mr. Carling said quarantine would. be enforced against all ships coming from South America, whether on the Atlentio or the Pacific side. If any vessel were found infected she would be detained in quaran- tine. Mr. Amyot said that yesterday the Minister of Militia (Sir Adolphe (laron) bad stated that the reason for ordering the 9th Battalion, of which he was Colonel, to discontinue drall was given in letters to him (Mr. Amyot). This was not so. The battalion, after being called out to drill, had been ordered to stop without a word of explanation and had later been ordered to resume also without explanation. They were treated in a harsh and grossly insult- ing way. He had asked also whether the whole report of Major-General Strange on the 9tat Battalion had been published in full, and the reply was in the affirma- tive. But Major-General Strange had published a letter in the Deese declar- ing that there were purts of his reports which were not published. He (Mr. Amyot) himself had sent in, at the request of the Department, a report of the opera- tions of the 9th Battalion in the North- west, but this had never appeared, and the 66th also had been almost completely ignored. Twenty years hence, people read. - mg the reports of how the rebellion was put down would hardly know thai there had been two French Canadian reginients engaged in the Northwest. The Obh were mit up into five dethchmentsandslistributed to posts of danger among the most danger- ous Indians of the Northwest. They had come home amidst applause, had been crowned with wreaths and received with open arms, but since he (Mr. Amyot) had differed from thehon. Minister on the Biel question his regiment hadbeeninsultedand oppressed. Sir Adolphe Caren denied that he had perseciated or insulted the Oth Battalion, and charged that Mr. Amyot had himself insulted the French volunteers by declar- ing that they were fit only to take care of provisions and forts. He had been forced to produce the correspondence between Mr. Amyot and himself by an order of the House. The House went into Committee of Sup - On the item of $90,000 for experimental farms, Sir Richard Cartwright asked what was done with the 630,000 voted last year, and what Was proposed to be done with the $90,000. Mr. Carling said that a farm of 460 acres had been purchased near Ottawa for $65,000. There were 40 buildings of any accbunt,on the land. It Was intended to establish experimental farm stations, one in the Maritime Provinces, one in Mani- toba, one in the Northwest and ono in British Columbiae It ,wEaci expected that the cost of site, /buildings, stook and machinery for the dam near Ottawa wpuld be $160,000. After remarks from M. tSproule, Mr. Semple and Me. Gigault, the item paned. On the item of L20,00.0 sterling, Oithada'is tontributien to the Imperial Institute, Sir Charles Tupper explehaed that it was intended to use the grounds at South Nen- , Eangton, which hall been died for the. indiert ata Colonial Exhibition. %Reties- ing buildings would be erected., one-half of • which would be allotted to the Colonies and India. It was intended that the institute should furnish infotniatfon as to the pro - dude and industries of the British Empire. He had stated dearly to the Prince of Wales and other heada of the Instittste that :$20,900 WouldAe Canada's etatire ebiltri; bution. Mr. Mitanall and Mr. Mallory expressed entire disapproval of the scheme. On the item of $229,625 for immigration, Sir Richard Cartwright tirged the Midi - tion, or at all events the greatreduotaiii, of the expenditure under this head, Sir Chars Tupper _elierged the Opposi- tion With *ant of patriotism. The debate was cpiakinied by' Sir Richard Cartwright, Mr. Charlton and Mr. Brown. Me. Peterson (Brant) said the Want of patraotisna should be laid at the doors of the present Government, who had placed obsteelee in the path of the progress of the co:bitty and had placed it tat la clisada vantage as aelnpared. with the United States, e", eistilitry With interim' natural advantages. The items relating to inmilgratida toad qattio,ntine were pulsed after a king disena, Bien and the Addle adjoarned at 1.20. Bill to inebipOrata the' Tebeevater & Lake Hifreii Relit:4W Company. (I0rotti the0 Smkatea) M. Vobtet Itild on the table additional papers rela4Pg to the Behringfilea seizures. The Hasaae Went into Oseannittee of Supply. On the item militia,$1,280.,990, Mr. Denison drew Atte:lin:in to several recdnmondations in the Major-peneral'a report with which he could not ag,ree. The report recommended that all ofgeers of permanent cerpe should be senior in rank to _other militia Pf0Pere. He objected strongly to the ache. It WAS 4 Aisviiti fol- lowing of the Engliali system, while the condition of the two forces was entirely dissimilar. In England there were the volunteers, the militia and the :regular army. Here we bad only the militia,. In England it was not intended and for two or three hundred yeare the preptice had not been followed, that militia o volunteers should be used in foreign , service, Although it wee net the standing army that laid the foundation of England's greatness in the battles of Cressy, „Poictiers and Agincourt. Tet in all modern were in which 'England wan engaged the standing Army algae was sent to do the fighting. In England, there- fore, the officers of the permanent force hall thebenefit of experience, which was denied to thca'officere ef militia and volunteers? and that 'night justify the regulation there; but hereat Was entirely cliffetent. The moment therdavas any trouble here, calling for mili- tary aid, the Canadian militia turned out an edited alongside of the pernaanent corps wherever they might be required. The militia officers of Canada made great sacri- fices for the force. r.Oli'ey spent their time and their means and did everything they pould to further its interests. On theother hand the permanent offieera had good pay and were well looked after, and there was no reason why they should have any preference. Again, the Major-General ad- vocated the enlargement of the regular force and a. corresponding decrease in the nilitia as a step necessary to maintain proper system of defence. He (Mr. Denison) thought that exactly the opposite course should be pursued. The schools should be out down to the smallest possible limit consistent with supplying the necessary instruction. Of what earthly use would be a standing army of one or two thousand then 1» the event of trouble with our neighbors to the south? Of rio use at all. On the other hand, it we hada militia force of one hundred thousand men, it could, by increasing the service roll of every company from 42 to 120, be enlarged to three hundred thousand, a force which would be of great service to us in an emergency. In Europe the idea was to go in for arraed nations, and in his judgment that was the proper course for us to follow. We should endeavor in every way possible to infuse a military spirit into the people. The military force should be at once in- creased to 50,000, and should be drilled for at least sixteen days in each year. The idea ought to be scouted of going :backwards by reducing our strength. He dill not think it was to the interests of a young country like Canada to have a largo standing army. We could not afford to have any drones in the hive. But by a moderate amount of drilling we could have a, large force which would be available and useful at short notice. It was understood at Confedera- tion that one naillion dollars would be spent annually on the militia, and he didnot think it was fair that when reductions any- where were found necessary this appropria- tion should suffer. He hoped the Minister would not be guided by the report of the Major-General, and that he would not per- mit injustice to be done to the Canadian militia by giving regular officers special rank over them. Mr. O'Brien said he quite agreed with the het speaker in his criticism of the evident intention on the part of some of those in authority to place the permanent °pro in a position different from that of the militia. He strongly objected to any- thing being done which would make the permanent force anything more than that which it was intended from. the first to be,. a school of instruction. Sit Adolphe:Caron said he agreed with Mr. Denison that a standing army would be altogether out of place in this eountry. Thepermanent corps was intended merely forinstructional purposes, and its useful. nese had been shown in the number of trained men who were thrned out every year to tender valuable services to the country. He aid not place the same inter. pretend: on the report of the Major-Gen- eral as Mr. Denison had done. The Gen- eral did not wish to replace our militia system by a petrnanent array, and he was sure that such views svotild not be enter - tinned by.Parliareent. The item passed. On the appropriation for the Military College at Kingston, r Sir Richard Cartwright asked for infore maned with regittdto the fine of $100' impiised on those cadent who had taken. Sernbe in the impetiarartay. E Sir Adolphe Caren said that matter tad been referred to the Minister of Justice for 'iti'bpinion as to the legality. of the fine, and his opinion was that the 'authorities had a perfeet right to impose a fine On those cadets who had entered the Imperial service. Mr. Denison urged the Government to consider the advisability of giving four cadets at the head of the graduating elase of the Royal Military Collpge each year employment in the Cavil Service of Canitda. If that were done it would encoarage thoso wile peeped, through the college, and would be an advantage in that way to the country. Ho believed the Bret four cadets received commiseidis in the regular army, •and it might be optional Whether they. would takd such a commission ot gee g� into the Civil Service Of Canada. Mr. J0408 concurred in the views cX- pressed byslifr. Deinsen. Sir Adolphe Citron fetid if Mk. jelieta when Minister EA Militiaalield the vide he had expressed; that policy Mid been pretty Well follcaseeci by this! Governitent. Some of the &tate Of the Royal Mtlitary College were et ptosent employed in the Militia Deland:tent ; others ilia received dote- raheions in the peintenent torps or Mbented Sir glialiard Cartwright etticl he Midas - stood Sir Adolphe Caron had made the soleetiene himself, What Mia Detithn and Mr, &Mills luid suggested Was that these appeintniceite be offered ite phos. The itanf pasta. The fellOwirig I3111e Were Mad Et third thrie and needed . To indorporate the CollineWeed Gonoral and Marine Hospital,—le. McCarthy. TO incorporate the •Niagt%ta &IgeOdetodk Railway Company. —Mr. •Sutherland. To incorporate the South Norfolk Bail - way Company.—Mr. Tisdale. Theffouseresurned inCommittedifSapply, On item drill sheds and Ole ranges,$10,090, Mr. Tienhion inquired Whether or not an amount would, be placed in the supple- mAtnatro.Yestimates for the drill shed at Toronto. Sir Adolphe Caron saiafflien the snub- mentary estimates came down he thought it would he found. that Toronto _had not been forgotten. Mr. Kenny inquired if it WU intended to enlarge the drill shed at Halifax, Sir Adolphe Caron said it was impos- sible out of the money voted to pagoda everyplace with drill eheds, and he feared in:411Mo could be done for Halifax this ray. On the item $11,000 for the Idelifeas ex- tension of the Intercolonial Railway, Mr. Jones ditibized the management of ithe Intercolonial and objected to the appro- priation. Mr. Kenny complimented the Govern. ment on what it had done to promote the intereste of Canada, including these of Nova Scone. He (Mr, HennV) Was it Cana- dian, and we should have no national ex.. istence without the Intercolonial Railway, He wondered if his colleague was a Cana- dian. Mr. Jonee—No. Mr. Kenny—I regret to hear the hon. gentleman say that. Mr. Jones—I am a Canadian by Act of Parliament, After considerable discussion on the ap. propriation for the Intercolonial Railway the item was passed. Sir Charles Tupper presented it special report on the fisheries protection service. Sir Charles Tupper drew attention to a despatch in the Hail to -day purporting to give the substance of an interview between himself and georetary Bayard during his recent visit to Washington. He wished to say that statements in the despatch were not only incorrect, but were in almost every particular quite the reverse of the truth. A Now Pet for the Selby. , From Florida comes a suggestion in answer to the question,a, How shalt I amuse tho baby ?"Givelam a baby alliga- tor to play with. The little creatures are great pets with children, who are not afraid to take them in their hands and to their bosoms, or lay them against their cheeks with loving caresses as they would a doll or pet kitten. They area cheap plaything, costing but 75 cents, and are vary moderate in their wants. A small tub, half filled with water, and it board laid slanting Wise —with one end in the water, upon which they can creep up and sunthemselves—and twice it week &tit of beef the size of an English walnut, is all they require to sustain existence comfortably, A cheap pet and a charming one, the children think, who every year take hundreds of them north in perforated boxes. The first pos- session of them is a great delight to their small owners, who in their extravagant ad- mirations take them out of their boxes in the hotel -rooms and allow them -lo run about freely. The lively little reptile, with his cunning head uplifted and black eyes peering curiously about, has a trick of darting suddenly and disappearing instan- taneously, under the most careful watch- ing. He has also a fondness for a warm berth, and is more than likely to turn up, upon search, in the folds of baby's frock, or, if the infant be asleep, cozily nestled about the little one's neck, with his pointed head rooted under the plump chin. Should baby chance to waken he will laugh and coo and clutch at his slippery oradle mate, who will slip away from the little fingers self they were greased. Children have no repugnance to the young " 'gator ;" on the contrary, they love them and encourage their fanailiarities and are never tired of watching their droll, ;secretive ways.—Washington Post. • Why She Wished to Get Married. Constance is very youngdout she is also better worth quoting than raost 'gfown people. Her envy was somewhat aroused by the fact that a wedding was about to take place in the family of her little play- mate; and that the playmate thereby had the advantage of her; so she remarked, very complacently, to her little friend's mamma : Mrs. did you know that I was en- gaged to be married ?" 'Why, no, °many. Is that so ?" "Yes, ma'am ; I'm engaged to Fritz Ward" (small bey of her acquaintance). 4' He doesn't know it but I've got to ex- plain it to him." "Well, Coluly, do yOu expect to be mar- ried soon ?" "Well, I hope so. The `fact is, I'm tired of beinkspanked, and I think we'll be inar- reed very soon."--Harper's Magazine. " A. Shower ofPlaek Rain. Lucius Boyd, of Boydville, Queen's County, publishes in the Dublin Expressto- day the lolhowirig singular particulars: A yery strange atmospherical phenomenon was witnened in Captlecomer and the env rounding district for about four mike da Saturday night. A general depression was felt all over tho district at about 4 o'clock in the afternoon, accompanied by lightning and thunder and a tremendous rainfall, whichoontinued till about 7 °Week. More light:n*1g Was then apparent, and at 7.80 the town of Castlecomer seemed to be en- veloped in a thick black china. Animals were frightened, dogs rushed to and fro in a Wild incl frantie state. At about 7,50 a thick ,black rain fell, suffidently black to stain any white biotin and apparently im- pregnated with an insoluble allot. The water of the local streams and cisternswas discolored, and in Many i)laCCS C011ia :loth() used for domestic purposes:a-Pa/I Mail Oetzecte. Annual Military Drill, The militia general Orders jested yester- day contain regulations for the anneal drill. The- Maidratliti nunilier of rada in twelve districte to teeeiVe pay is 29,265. City cops may be perniitted to potfotm twelve day's Mantel, drill at their leetil headquarters prior to'Deeeirtber. Rations in Camp will not b� eannaeteed till the mernie4 of the second day, consequently ootpis will bo reqaire to provide one day's cooked rations and Che day's forage: Twenty-five eolith per Officer and mail and thfrty-five cents per hers() will be issued in money in lien of the first day's rations': Medical inspection dr (ivory officer and man Meat be made before a eorps goes into eariap. zt, XWMANeg sr -M' *ANc4f,„ Pathetic Story of a Rough Weaterpor and flaxen-laalred Babel, At Rawlins, WY., a few weP.40 ago, 1 saw one of the eaddest incidents it has ever bean my misforthee to witness. A raneher rode into town on horseback holding in his flaraTesnahaaeirad.:Wtbet.-0P.urer :111itotv16erthitglawealtdh, and soft blue oyes which had not been °lofted even in death. Seventy-five miles across the ponntry that rancher had carried the dead babe in his arms. I talked with him and heard his dory. It wet; like this: "A year or more ago he had begun a correspondence with a young woman in Chicago, getting her address from a matri- Menial naner- The result was an 0X - change of photographs and finally mar- riage. The girl went. to Ave with him on his ranch, but the lonely life there did not suit the city girl, and a few weeks alter the hirth of her babe she ran away to Chicago, leaving husband and child behind her. There was no avoinan on the ranch, and tiie rengh father did the best he could to rear the child. I have no doubt that he ye,ate tender and attentive—in fact, he said he neglected his stock and did nothing else but oare for his child—but, robbed of its naotherle care, the little one sickened and died. g{ 'My life seemed to go out with that 'ar little one,' said the rancher, in his rough way, I an' when she died I oried like a woman. Then my heart rose in anger against the mother, and I felt that I could kill her. It seemed to xne that 'ar babe would be alive an' amilin' an' coolie' to -day if her mother had not deserted her. Then says I to myself, I'll be avenged And so I wrapped the poor little one in a blanket, jumped on my horse and came here. I'm goin' to send the raother a little present— a peace-offeringfrom her deserted hue- hbaerndlittlIefm,unge,in, to send her the body of " He actually procured a little coffin and laid the babe in it, after kissing the white face again and again, and cutting a, few locks of the golden hair frelal the little round head. There were no tears in his eyes—he seemed to be past that—but as he turned away from the railway station, where he had shipped the body to an address in Chicago which I shall not give,he appeared to me th be the most broken-hearted man I'd ever seen. "In five rainutes he came running back, seized t/ae little box, and exclaimed: "'No, no I I can't do it. Give me my little 'un. Keep the money, but give me my little girl.' "Before the station agent could say a word the rnan had put the box, on his shoulder and run away. Five minutes later we Saw him on his horse, the box in his arm, galloping back to his rancla."— Chicago Herald. Solomon's Judgment. Tlae London Academy gives the following as "Solomon's Judgment in Clainese:" Two women came before a mandarin in China, each of them protesting that she was the mother of it little child they had brought with thein. They were so eager and so positive that the naa,ndarin was sorely puzzled. He retired to consult with his wife, a wise and clever woman, whose opinion was held in great repute in the neighborhood. She requested five minutes in which to deliberate. At the end of that time she spoke: "Let the servants catch me a large fish in the river, and let it be brought here alive." This was dome. "Bring me now the infant," she said, "but leave the women in the outer cham- ber." This was done, too. Then the mandarin's wife caused the baby to be undressed and its clothes put on the large fish. "Carry the creature outside now and throw it into the river in the sight of the two women." The servant obeyed her orders, flinging the fish into the water, where it rolled about and struggled, disgusted, no doubt, by the wrapping in which it was swaddled. Without a moment's pause one of the mothers threw herself into the river with a shriek. She must save her drowning child. " 'Without doubt she is the true mother," she: declared and the mandarin's wife commanded diet she shoukl be rescued and the ehild given to her. And the mandarin nodded his head, and thought his wife the wisest woman in the Flowery Ringdora. Meanwhile the false mother crept away. She was found out in her impostare, and the naandarinas wife forgot all about her in the occupatiou of donning the little baby in the best silk she could find in her wardrobe. How the Girl Graduates Press. Fashion's dictum thie year for com- mencement dresses is all white. The de- signs for making are simple and girlish, and the favorite garniture is ribbon. There are bows on tho almaldersithe waist, on the sleeves,supperting eicirt draperies and sashes-, and they are draped diagonally aaross the front, sides or back and finished at the ends in graceful flats. Lace is it favorite material, point d'esprit, platt, Val, and Fedora being much used. Feint &esprit dresses often have a flotilla, at the bottom of the skirt and the hewer pert of the drapery bordered with rows of narrow satin or Madre ribbon set above b, deep hens. A pretty idea is to make these dreeset over white lawn. It is very effec- tivo and not half as eXpellSiye alS made over stalk. Skirts are cut walking length, waists umistially high, or sometintes pointed back and front, or cut woman so most becoming to the wearer. Sleeves are made in puffs fieished svith a frill et the elbow, ot full at the top and gathered into a band at the Waist and finished with it band Of ribbon and boW.,-,-.11rooklyn Eagle. Asnivationa Or 4 Kansas Falter. Wily don't the Men nasett their indepen- dence and go barefooted during the etiminer ? A 4raav hat, it calico shirt and a linen pair of pants—we Wish fashion woilld decree something of that kind.— illehion (lean.) Globe, The first baby born it South Site& City, Neb., wee given ts serenade by the bend and preseeted with e cored lot in that prOmit- ing town. Innommennow.r11 Sam fpnea on the 1144111e4 §f9te, There is many an old mother-in-law that hue kicked up the devil right along on that line. There is many it good mother- in-law. ; hey() got it good one. But when you get held of a bad one, my, my, my. .An old meddlesome denture, she won't go to her son-indaw, but sets his wifeon "Ho don't do right in this and that." I tell you, ray sister, as GO is my jadge--- lietesa—.the most sacred relationship of life might never to he interfered with by a third party, Brother Small said divorce courts end leave had their engin in hell, and I believe it. Sister, if you have it bad bargain you stick to the title and die by the bargain. Sister, be eareful how you marry. 13e not unevenly yoked together. But if wage the bargain is made stick to it and die by it. That's my doctrine, There is many a pure good, noble wonlan that has a very brute for her husband. There is many a sweet -spirited, good, glover, honest fellow that is trying to drown his troubles at home in liquor from day to day. Law, my Winer, if your home is not more charming than a, gsrala- ling hell, or it bar rem, you are in a bed fix. When you make home what it ought to be, your husband will stay there or he is it dog. You can take either horn of the dilemma. There ia many a woman that lives so that her bus. band cannot love her and then quarrel% with him because he does not. And you sit out there and look just as innocent as if all that you lacked was wings, and I. expect some of you had a big quarrel with your husband before breakfast this morn- ing. Sister, it is the wife's place, first and always and forever, to make her home the most sacred, the moot lovable and most, pleasant place this side of heaven. Oh, how I do pity a map that has gob a dice agreeable woman for a wife, and iristead of getting better she gets Worse—an old, moping, sad, disagreeable woman. Well, you say (whining)," it your health was aa bad as mine." Good Lord have mercy on you. God knows, if you feel as bad as you look sometimes he ought to remember you. Sisters, I sympathize with you to the very depth of my heart in allyour sufferings and: eeres ; but let's carry the spirit and pleasantness, because there is so much at stake. It takes a true hero to carry n pleasant face and cheerful heart through suffering. A New Medical Plant. A very interesting discovery that a plant well known in Laclia, which is entirely harmless, destroys the power of tasting sugar, has been recently published in Nature by Professor Thistleton Dyer, The plant is the gymnema sylvestre, growing widelY in the Deccan Peninsula, and also met with in Assam and on the Coromandel coast. .A. late Governor of Madras and other residents of India who have tested the properties of this 'plant certify that chewing two or three leaves of it abso- lutely abolishes the tongue's power to taste sweetness. Professor Dyer's experiments. with leaves sent to him at Kew, in Eng- land, corroborate their testimony. This plant is likely to prove a most valuable' addition to modern materia medico,. Its power to destroy the taste of sweetneas suggests its use by physicians to correct morbid craving for sweetmeats, which is a source of widespread disorders of diges- tion. General Elks, of Madras, is reportea as having found that gymneraa abolishes "the power of enjoying a cigar." While smokers may not relish this, physicians may prize iraraensely a plant which, admin- istered to patients who use tobacco to ex- cess, would for a time, at least, check nordinate smoking. The power of the plant to render tasteless many drugs which are extremely nauseous promises to come rand it to the medical profession. Innovation in the Harem. When the Pandishah sanctions innova- tions in the harem it is impossible to pre- dict what may happen next in the world of Islam. For centuries the names of the ladies of the Imperial harem and the par- ticular apartments they occupied have been. knewn only to the Sultan and the Chief of Eunuchs. Latterly, however, this 004fi- &Mee has been shared by two of the physi- cians attached to the household. Now the Comniander of the Faithful, of his own., raotion it is said, has ordered that in future' each Sultana shall enjoy the luxury of a, visiting.card, and that she shall affix a copy of it to the outer door of the apart- ments she occupies in the harem. For whose enlightenment this information is intended does not appear, unless it be to, facilitate the inquirieli of lady visitors. Poesibly there has been a revolution in the harem, and the Sultan has taken this. remarkable step in advante by way of mak- ing his peace with the lights thereef.—St. Janie Gazette. Eis words from Bismarck's Loud. Berlin newspitp,er has been offering; prizes for long words, and this is the stately winner "Transvaaltruppentropentrinsporttram- pelthiertreibertrauungathratentragodle." The intrepretation of this somewhat in- volved idea would be: " The tearful, tragedy of the marriage [then& why tregeay and why tearful ?j of dromedary driver on the transport of the Transvaal treopii to the tropics." Another gigantic attenipt at allterative Word -making looks hardly less appalling: "Mekkartiuselmannenmaseezimelchelmor- dermolarennautternaermormonumentennut Cher which is supposed to mean "tho Maker of a marble monument for the Ileorisih Mother of a wholesale assassin anion; the Mnsealmahe at Mecca," It is anly in Gerniany that they can do this sort, Of thing.—Pall Mali Gazette, Freshness From the Green Isle. "Well4 my gitl," Said Superintendent Jacktoe to a young Irish Woman who hap- pened to be the only ono of her natiortality aboard a big Steamship tilled With Scandi- nevittne, "what kind of it voyage did yon have?" "h, don't mintidn it, ear: Stela jabbering thinners no cleceat wonaan eVet 'crossed the eay with before. Divil it Wan could understand it wurrucl �f English P'—. .1,7ew York Suit. .A. Difeerent though: "I've been aching to fight that Man for year nast." " Why don't yen, then 1" • I aid the ethek day) and I km aching