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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Advocate, 1887-09-15, Page 2QRIJEL EVICTIONS, 110‘19143 Toloottial Fighting fOr Thar 110144 —Cayenne FoPPor. BoflJug Witt9T• Bees, Etc., Used as Weapons ofWarfare. A Dublin cable says: The evictions at Rodyke continue. The tenants are offering all the opposition in their power to the Sheriff and his guard of police and troops, and find various means to seriously annoy the officers. In some of the houses from which the ocoupanta were to be evicted cayenne pepper was bnrited, the fumes of which nearly choked the bailiff. Boiling water was also thrown from the windows noon the evicting force. At two houses wlere evictions were effected collisions occurred between the police and the people and a number of arrelits were made. When the Sheriff's force arrived at the house of tenant Liddy and ordered the family to leave, a daughter of Mr. Liddy threw an iron hoop at the bailiff who attempted to force the door. The hoop missed the bailiff, but struck a police inspector. The girl was arrested. A brother of the girl was also arrested for inciting the crowd to violence. .Another daughter of the tenant, who de- nounced the treatment her family were receiving, was struck by a policeman and felled to the ground. This maddened the crowd, and they advanced for the purpose of attacking the officers. Michael Devitt, who was present at the eviction, pleaded with the people not to use violence and barely managed to avert a collision. After the Liddy family had been evicted the police made an attack upon the house of a man named McNamara, which was strongly f Ortified. Crowbars were used and a hole was made through the wall. McNamara's wife and children were in the house and °tied piteously until Mr. Davitt shouted words of comfort to them. McNamara was arrested for pelting the bailiffs with dung. The bailiffs smashed the furniture of the house out of pure malice. The force, after leaving the house, proceeded to that occu- pied by tenant Hussey, for the purpose of evicting him. It is thought the police have extremely warm work before them. When the eviotingforce reached Hussey's house they were received with a shower of boiling water, stones and bottles and a swarm of bees were let loose upon them. The tenants desisted from pelting the bailiffs only when the troops threatened to fire. The bailiffs demolished a wall and entered the house, but were repulsed bleed- ing. The eviction was effected only after a struggle of two hours and a half. The male defenders of the house were arrested. A meeting of tenants was afterwards held, at which Michael Davitt repeated the ad- vice he gave them yesterday, to resist evic- tion by every means, and defied the Gov- ernment to arrest him. Bodyke is in county Clare and the evic- tions are on the estate of Col. O'Callaghan. CASTLES IN THE AIR. New York Magnates to Build a Grand Cathedral. A New York despatch says: New York was astonished to -day to learn that a pro- ject was on footto build in the Empire City a mammoth Protestant Episcopal Cathe- dral, a second Westminster Abbey or S. Paul's Cathedral, in fact. Bishop Potter is ex -officio President of the Trustees and of all the committees. The Board now includes among its prominent members Rev. Dr. 'Morgan Dix, Dr. William R. Huntington, Rev. E. W. Donald, Hamilton Fish, Stephen P. Nash, George MacCulloch Miller, Samuel D. Babcock, William W. Astor, J. Pierpont Morgan Cornelius Van- derbilt and Richard Aaichmuty—names whichin themselves are a guarantee that a building done ander their 'direction will be worthy of the city they represent. The plan is to erect the grandest church build- ing in America, and one of the greatest cathedrals in the World. It is only set- tled that the Cathedral of St. John the Divine—as the edifice is to be known—will be situated on Manhattan Island, and, if possibl ,e on a lofty and conspicuous posi- tion, Where its monumental character will dominate the entire island. For this pur- pose a plot at least four times the size of that on which St. Patrick's is built will be needed. Bishop Potter will issue a circular letter in a few days giving the ,plan of his official sanction, and subscriptions will be called for to carry forward the work. The proposed cathedral, it is estimated, will cost about $6,0Ct0,000. Fighting in South America. A Panama despatch says: A veritable "funeral party" recently took place near Meriden, Yucatan, Mexico. A general row broke out among the guests who had as. sembled to celebrate a marriage ceremony, and daring the fight seven persons were killed, the groom being among the number. The following cable message addressed to the Consul of Ecuador at Panama from Guaquagnil, Ander date' of May 24th, has been rebeived " A fight took place in Es- meraldas on the 18th inst, between fifty regular soldiers and two hundred moun- taineers under Sandoval. The latter were defeated. The 'y lost twenty men, had several of their number captured and lost thirty rifles and a dumber of carbines." Personal Points. , Rev. Dr, McCobh,Presideat of Princeton College, is ill with bronchitis. Haggard's beat novel has had a curious experience in an English puhijo library. "King Solomon's Mines" is placed among the Works on niindralcigy. Calvin S. Brice, who was a poor school- teacher at lima O.; few years ago, he leased jaraes Lime, Bennett's gorgeoas villa at Newport for the summer. Mr. Brice has made his fortune as a railroad consolidator, and his tio,osaations have the merit of being legitimate; An anarising incident °courted recently in Lonalm at Buffalo Bill's show. Mr. Justice Lopez was strolling about the Indian 'village and fell in with a papoose), aged 3 years, who promptly lasoed Mtn round the neck with a rope and Minted to let him go. Loud was the latighter of all who beheld the judge bound by an Itaia baby. A. Chinese gentleman was admitted as a practising lawyer to the bar of New York last week. The Value of the predate of the fisheries Of the Dominion for 1886 wall' 418,679,283, sn inoreasa in the value df the produce of 4056,000j compared with 1886, • 2,411,1.tra°46.31. A BIGAMIST'S ROMANCE* Strange Story Breught q .4ght by the Thiughter oi A Vatnn.1.41A ItitlitTaY Engine Driver, A Hants; N. 04 despatch Pays: The recent death of an engine driver on the Intereolonial Railway, known as jeseph McLellan, has led to the discovery of a romance connected with his life! He came to Halifax from Edinbargh, Scot- land, thirty-five years ago. His real name was Joseph McGill. He deserted his wife and seven children there, On his arrival here he assumed the name of .Joseph McLellan. Shortly after- wards he obtained a position on the Inter - colonial as driver, and was engaged on the: road for the third of a century. His deserted wife and family never heard any trace of him. Twenty- five years ago he was married again, to a Halifax girl named Sarah Tobin, by whom he had four children, who survive. Last year the aged bigamist, ap- parently struck by remorse in his old age, revisited Edinbargh and sought out his first wife and children. They were all dead ex- cept two, a daughter,nowMrp. jane Fraser, and her sister Sarah. These he told the story of his shame and crime, and promised to make provision for them out of property he had accumulated. He returned again to Halifax, but never revealed his romance to his second wife aid family. Recently, while oiling his engine, he.fell off the step of the locomotive and struck the sharp spout of his oil can, which entered his head above the ear and killed him instantly. A few days ago his daughter, Mrs. Jane Fraser, arrived here from Scotland, made affidavit of the facts of the case to Judge Shannon and has obtained administration of the estate of her late father. Thus she and her sister will secure his life insurance and all his property, and the second wife and her family are left out in the cold. 4. - IN DEATH NOT DIVIDED. Pathetic Story of an Aged. Couple who Chose to Die Together. A Jersey City, N.J., despatch says: Pro- fessor Charles Siedhorf and his wife Matil- da, aged 91 and 92 years respectively, tired of a long and futile struggle with destitu- tion, committed suicide this afternoon at Union Hill. Siedhorf, it is said, was a professor of chemistry at one time at Heidelberg University. He came to Union Hill about thirty-five years ago. He sup- ported himself by writing for the newspa- pers, making translations 9,ncl occasionally lecturing upon chemistry and electricity. In 1872 he opened a boarding wheel, which prospered for several years, but his patrons gradually deserted him and the school was closed about eight years'ago. An invest- ment in a patent cooking utensil cost him several thousand dollars and he gradually became despondent. The couple had been living in poverty for some time, and the authorities had decided to remove Siedhorf to the county hospital. He was granted a week to arrange his affairs, and to -day when the poorraaster called at the apart. raents occupied by the couple Siedhorf asked for an hour longer. When the officer returned he found the couple lying on the floor. The woman was deadand the man died before medical aid arrived. They had taken cyanide of potassium. Siedhorf left anamber of ramblingletters bemoaning his circumstances. He leaves his scientific books to Columbia College. • Wearing Apparel in a Bottle. PrettyAnnie Pixley, a New York i favorite, s quite as delightful and droll in private life as she is on the stage. I remember grossing the Canadian border once in company with her and, her philoso. pher husband, to wit, Bob Pafford, whose presence at my elbow reminds me of it. Somebody had presented Bob with a bottle of choice brandy in case of sudden sickness on the train. With woman's characteristic thoughtfulness, the little Pixley stored the bottle in her handker- chief. In due coarse an officer of the customs came alongand spying the hand -bag asked the mischievous owner what it con- tained. Without an instant's hesitation or con- fusion die replied: "Wearing apparel." "Will you open it, please?" " Certainly,' wasthe ready response, and giving it a flip the bottle of brandy was brought to view. "Call that wearing apparel?" asked the astonished official. "Yes, sir," demurely answered the little woraan. " It' s My husband's " night-cap." No, my son, the bottle was not con- fiscated. Northwest Food Products. At Senator Sehultz's Committee of Enqiiiry into the Northwest natural food products, ills evidence of Mr. Forget was concluded yesterday. He stated that the Indian can eat three thnes, as inneh as a whiteman. Bacon .S.VAS unhealthy food for the Indians, and in time of scarcity the Government should supply fresh beef, potatoes, wild rice and barley. The, Indians should be encouraged to, grow bailey, for which a make t might be found. Hops might also be cultivated, as they Ore easily picked by children and SqtlaWs. In the riven running into the Saskatchewan from the Rocky Mountains man with a pan and a shovel could make OM per. day washing for gold, with occasional rich' finds. Even the Second -Hand Were TOo Dear. "1 reckon we'll have t6 give up the idee of puttin' pictures in ourparlor, 1V1inuada," remarked jererniali Turnipseed, DA he throw the bridle under tho table. Why ?'' asked Miranda, "Too clear. Why, I prited one at the city to -day, and the dealer sez, sez he "(Thitt's an old roaster; its price is Why,' sez I; 'look it likos.second- hand pictur'. Yes, it Id,' sez he, Then, thinks I, it a second-hand pictur' costa that nincheit'S no nee Mt price a new tin; So, Miratidy, I reckon we'll have to hang up a few mottoes', ' Goa Bless .Our Home,' and the like, and let the pleturs go.."--1?ittsintro Cennanereiczi. 119 Didn't Cat -ch the word; Mutual Friend (to travelling Yankee) : I want to intkoatico You to Count Allegro Pianti Conosfietti, Of the old Traveltling Yankee: Glad to meet you; Connt. I haven't got any rizorti to hone; at present; but if you'll give m yonx card tonietabor you.--Tid•Bits. T4i4,4c*TZ4PT:14P $V.111-PSCr-447', r..r49 'Peat sl*PeriPtion to the Qlteen's (Kingston) endowment .ampunts to 339,000, 0401.1SiVe ofMr.j, caiTIltheeP -019t09. Thomas, the 7 year-old on of . jainsp Kavanagh; of Kingston, fell fiff the*had there on Saturday might and was drewited; 'A deputation frpna the Montreal Bar will preeeed to Ottawa to -day to urge on the Minister of Justice the necessity ,fOr An:in- crease in the salaries' of judges,. The specifications for the railway to the boundary have been prepared, and tenders for its eonskuction the Manitoba `Glovernment, The Wife of J. w. Bell, M, ,P.• has received a letter ftern him at the 'Toronto Asylani, and it Spealiffe of 'his recovery of health and probable early return lo his home, • ; • -, Thebody of Mr, Gillespie, a yoring mat, ried man who disappeared frond his home at Clifton about • a month ago, was found in the Niagara River at Youngstown on Friday afternoon. $t jean Baptiste Society of 'Ottawa has adopted an address to the Queen; and, in the name of the French population of Ottawa, congratillates Her Majeaty on at- taining -to the fiftieth year of her reign. A memorial from Quebec and *pntreal shipping agents and leading captains of 'the St. Lawrence urging the desirability of providing a harbor of refuge at Father Point will shortly be forwarded to Ottawa. On Saturdayafternoon a farmer named Win. while driying.acrocis the' Grand Trunk track ten miles east of King-. sten, was struck by an engine and killed. His body was carried several 'miles on the coweatolier. A burglar went through four of the boarders' clothes in Mrs. Graham's board- ing house on Park avenue, London, yester- day morning, and secured three watches an chains, one gold and two silver. The back- door was left unfastened. PTO ohm. In reply to an inquiry whether Lord, Lansdowne could accept an Invitation to visit Montreal on the occasion Of the jubilee celebration, Hie• Excellency states that owing to .previous engagements. ,for the seine event he is unable to leave Ottawa. On Saturday afternoon the "body of a female infant was forma, buried in the gravel on the river bed near Kensington Bridge, London. An inquest was held and a post =rim naado, but owing to the de- composed condition of the bedy it Was dif- ficult to determine whether the child was born aliveor not. The inquest was adjourned for a week. Efforts are being made by the city of Hull to compel the new Eddy Manufactur- ing Company to pay the Roman Catholic Public School tax. Previous to incorpora- tion, Mr. Eddy, who is a Protestant, paid. the Separate . or Protestant school rate,' amounting to 11800 a year, the Catholic' school rate amounting to $4,000. The company will contest the payment. , William Embledon, aged 21, a resident of Harvey, York County, N. B., was instantly killed on Saturday afternoon on the New Brunswick Railway, near Maga- guadavio Station. He was coupling cars loaded With logs, standing between the cars. The coupling link missed hold and the cars came together, jamming Emble- don's head to a jelly between the .ends of two logs. The Greek Government intend negotiat- ing for a gold loan of 330,000,000. . The final estimate of the victims of the Paris Opera Comique places the number at 180. Prince 'Bismarck is anxious for a renewal of the TripleAlliance on a firmer basis than the last. .,.. • The Hessian Government are following the Prussian Government in abandoning the conflict with the Vatican. Two officers; said to have belonged to the United State e army and navy respectively, have committed suicide at Monte Carlo. • Dr. Merell Mackenzie, of London will perferm a amend operation on drown Prince Frederick William's throat On Wednesday. Gen. Perron, the new Prenah Minister .of War, has offered Gen.; Boulanger the com- mand of an army corps, but Gen. Boulan- ger has asked for a few Months' rest. Prof. Stein, the eminent political econo- mist, of Berlin, has issued a painnhiet. Showing the military importance to Great Britain of the Canadian Pacific Railway, 1 The Empress of Germany is greatly en- feebled. She does not venture to walk in the grounds of the .palace any more, her daily exercise being limited to that derived' from being wheeled about in a chair. , Ring Christian IX. of Denmark has paid' a visit to his daughter, the Duchess. of Cumberland, at the asylum at Penzing. Tho' conditionOf the DinflieSsig nrichangeol. The King,passing through Vienna incog- nito; visited the Emperor: The Anieer of Beichera has dithaliased all the officials Of his Government found in- triguing against He hag infOinied the Governer Of Turkestan that he and. his subjects are impatiently waiting for the great, link which will el:inflect their country With Russia and diffuse civilization throughont Central Ada. A considerable alnetint of Central Asia produce, especially eaten, is being sent to Rugsia over the extension of the Tran. Caspian BoilWity to Samarkand, in Asiatic) Butida, 'linage has forbidden that Chinecto shall acqniM land in towns on the Facifie coast: They Will only be allowed to lease estates outsideOf Owns,. The New 2e91and Onvernhaent, Sir Robert Stout, Premier, wa ,de,feated it a test vote. taken fn the Colonial Parliament on Wedneaday, The Ministry at bnaO resigned. Parliament tad dissolved :04a an appeal to' the COUntry 'taken,. The regular eleCtiOns hot been Set'for Septern- ber next; There had been general dia. Scitisfaotion in the .'eolony for Setae tired past osrir Jnlius Vegel's land inatiOnali- zn,tion salient d and hid general initnagenient c3f the Department of cFmnan6e, and it is very probable that Major Atkinson, the popular leader of the OppOsitiont Will be returned' to &Wei% „ Sir Mailed Dilke'd reitilatitableniticle iia "The FortnighMyRevieW " of the Month, obapled With Lord Randolph Churchill's Speech atWelvethampton rrlday'inght,haVe ended by searing john 131111 Cierintibly con- ,.cerning the lamentable state of his do fences. Sir Charles, speaking from diplo- matic knowledge acquired abread, asserts firth° Most positive terms that any war between one of the great European Powers and ngland would involve a foreign inva- sion ef the latter. On the other hand, Lord Randolph, speaking from knowledge acquired as Cabinet Minister, apserts that Malta, one of the principal strongholds of GreatRritain in Barone, is not provided with provisions or ammunition for more than three weeks - Mr. W. Reid, editor ,of the New York Tribune, has been dangerously ill for the last, few weeks of • typhoid fever'. He will recover. , Th9 annual iineeting of the American Medical 'Association will be held in Ohiqago on Tuesday, June 7th, and will'continue in sessien until the Friday following. Erom 1,000 to 1,500 physicians arid putgeons nre expected to be present, 4, A New York despatch says the report that Walter P. Phillips, general manager ef the United Press, has been drowned in the St.Lawrence, is an error. Mr. Phillips is at present in New York and in his usual health. A Texas & Pacific) express train Was robbed by four masked men, eight miles west of Fort Worth, Texas, on Saturday night, and In,sso was taken from the ex- press car and three registered letters from the mail car. The passengers were not molested. A State hall is to be given at Rideau Hall on June 21st in honor of the Queen's Ju- bilee: The License Inspector at Kingston is prosecuting the keeper of a militia canteen for selling liquor on Sunday. Bishop Walsh on Sunday blessed the corner stone and foundations of St. Philip's (R. C.) Church, at Fetrolia. The building will cost abodit $8,000. The Governor-General and Lady Lans- downe will go on a fishing trip to Metapedia at the close of the session, afterwards visit- ing the citadel at Quebec. The annual meeting of the, Bank of Montreal wastheld in Montreal yesterday, the reports being unanimously adopted and the old Board of Directors re-elected. The London Board of Aldermen last night voted $3,000 towards the expense of the railway ,demonstration and Queen's Jubilee celebration on the 20th and 21st in2thTe schooner Alfred, Capt. Longmere, has been seized at Annapolis, U. 5., for smuggling oil from the United States. It is stated that other seizures are likely to follow. The body of an unknown child was found yesterday4 morning at the end of Percy street, near Stewart's bush, Ottawa. Death had been recent, and evidences of foul play were evident. • It is rumored in Montreal political cir- cles that Mr. Coursol, M. P., has been offered a seat in the Dominion Cabinet in view of , the reported resignation of Mr. Chaplea`u, 'and that Mr. Gironard, M. P, will be asked to accept it if Mr. Coursol refuses. . A daring robbery was perpetrated yes- terday morning in the Montreal Post -office, o paokage Containing, from twenty-five to thirtY.I.registered retters being abstracted through the wicket of the registry office while the clerks' backs were momentarily turned. _The -thief got sblely away with his booty, and so far no clue has been ob- tained. The Department of Marine at Ottawa has received advices that five Newfound- land fishermen, picked up at sea in a small boat by the barquentine Maria, were landed at Little Glace Bay, Cape Breton, yester- day morning. They were almost famisheel and had been adrift on the ocean for seven days. Their sufferings were terrible. One of them had his toes frozen, which will have to be 'amputated. The Germania admits the truth of the report that Duke Paul of Meeklenburg- SchiVarins has, returned to the Baran Catholic ChiliCh. Emperor William caught a cold during his visit to Kiel last week, and is compelled to remain in his apartments. There are no serious symptoms. The London Times says Gladstone audaciously triumphs in his Own wrong. His apology in his speech at Swansea for the obstruction methods in Parliament of the opponents of the Government Irish Bill, it admits, gives the Government a grave difficulty to confront. A despatah from Lagos says that a rather serious dispute has arisen between the Englishand. the French with reference to the ownership of a portion of territory on the dorarat near Porto Novo. The Eng- lish and the riatiies had hauled down the French flag. The King and Queen of Italy yesterday attended, the Coreniony of unveiling a meiiiiinent;to the Italian soldiers wild fell in tho recent battle at Dohgeli with the Abyssinians. A number of survivors of the battle received demonstrations of sym- path00)41 the -041e.: A collision oCcurred in the St. George's Channel yesterday between the British iharefucr Hrarriburg;. • kern NeW Mirk far tiverpOol; and 'the steamer Torii. The Siferamer f(WaS 'dui:11'4/8,nd hi* captain and four seamen drowned: The Tern Was 009 tone burthen, and Was from Mediterranean ports. The, House of ,Commons re -assembled Yedterday—the'anniVersary of the defeat of Mr. Gladstone's Government last year on tho budget preposals. BusineSii is so much behind :that a drastic step Must soon be odOpted. The House W3nt into committee on the post -office estimates, and Mt. Raikes announced a new 'system of patterns peat Which mat With geheio,1 approval:. A Calcutta cablegram saycl It had boon proved beyond doubt, by the picking up Of the captain's chest, that the Steamer Sir John Lawrence was lost in the recent cyclone off this coast. The steamer cp.rried '750cpassengerit, and it is belieVed the whole number wore lost. Who largest part of the passengers are native ladies wliewere going to juggernaut; in Orissa, to delobrate the Juggernaut Festival. The catacitrephe had cast a feeling of gloom over the Hindle° cemMunity hero, and all the bat fanillied are in mourning for relativeS or friende who were among the passengera. A Quee.iidettii despatch says The Plan of CaraWattl has scored a victory on the Ponsonby eptates by the landlord's accept- ance of the terms offered by the tenants, scores of where haybeen evicted within the Past fe;blight- OrehleaSlY nough, the tenantry on the Ponsonby estates were the first to adopt the. Plan of Catepaifln- was their.ptiest, the Rev. Father Keller, who was mearceratea, and On this estate young O'Hanlan was killed. The yiotory for the Plan is regarded as one of the greatest importance, because this landlord has been supported by the Landlords' De- fence 'Gillen and the Orange Clubs in re- sisting the tenantry. The French and Russian ambassadors have lodged the objections of their Govern- ments to the ratification by Turkey of the ,AngloeTurkish Convention relative to Egypt. M. Nelidoff, the Russian Ambas- sador, in communicating his Government's objections, hinted that if the Sultan rati- fied tho Conventien sudi action alight post him his throne. He also indirectly oliarged England with bribing the Grand Vizier with £800,000 sterling and other Filen officials with large amounts to secure their approval of the Convention. The Sultan after his interview with DI, Nelidoff immediately summoned Sir Henry Drummond Wolff, special British envoy, and ,questioned him as to the truth of the charges. Sir Henry indignantly denied that he or his Govern- ment had been guilty of bribery. The Turkish officials who were said to have re- ceived bribes also warmly protested their innocence. Half a million has already been raised for the purposes of the new Proieptant Episcopal Cathedral at New York. A Chicago despatch says: Just oneward declared yesterday in favor of boodle and anarchy. Except in Chicago's Sixth Ward the vote throughout the o3unty averaged 3 to 1 against tho twin evils. Mr. W. W. Corcoran, the aged million- aire, of Washington, philanthropist, was suddenly stricken with paralysis in the left arm and left log yesterday afternoon while at the dining table. His condition is not considered serious. Flirtations at Sea. Courtesy to fellow -passengers at sea is imperative. Nevertheless, it is most unwise to form intimacies with ship acquaintances. Adventurers of both sexes abound on the ocean vessels and unfortunate indeed have been some Of the complications I have known to arise from an indisereet disclo- sure of family affairs to these persons. Re- specting the flirtations which are so preva- lent on shipboard, I wish I could "meat the eye" of every decent girl who is about to traverse the ocean, and warn her, as she values her good name, to beware of the many fascinating male foreigners whom business or pleasure calls on shipboard, and who are ever wont to beguile the tedium of the trip by indulging in any amount per- mitted of flirtation, intrigue, or whatever you choose to call it, with any nice -looking woman who will lend herself to their wiles. I recently made the trip on a vessel with a very respectable family from one of our large western cities, an invalid mother, a grown daughter and some small children. A very handsome young British officer, go- ing out to join his regiment in Canada, was among the passengers,and the girl's infataa- tion for him was so marked as to be at first ludicrous, then offensive to all the rest of the passengers on the vessel. With aiffi. culty she was prevented from accepting his invitation to join him in his proposed trip to Niagara Palls. The purser of the ship, as honest a soul as ever lived, took the mat- ter in his own hands, and never lost sight of the girl until he had put ' her on board the far west train and seen her start home with her mother and small sisters and brothers.-04re Logan. A Sacrifice to the Devil. When the writer' of this article was a:. parson in Yorkshire he bad in his parish' a blacksmith blessed or affficted—whichi shall we say ?—with seven daughters an& not a son. Now the parish was a newly: constituted one, and it had a temporary/ licensed service -room; but in the week. before the newly -erected church was to be. consecrated the blacksmith's wife pre- sented her husband with a boy—his fikst boy. Then the blacksmith came to the - parson and the following conversation' ensued: Blacksmith—Please, sir, I've got a little. lad at last, praised be, and I want to have, him baptized on Sunday. Parson—Why, Joseph, put it off to. Thursday, when the new church will be consecrated; then your littlo man will be the first child christened in the new font in. the new church. Blacksmith (shuffling with his feet, hitch- ing his shoulders, looking down)—Please,, sir, folks say that the t' feat child as is. baptised i' a new church is bound to dee (die.) The old an (the devil) cloinas it. I've seven lasses and but one lad. If this - were a lass agin 't wouldn't a rifilttered but as it's a lad—well, sir, I won't risk fit.. --Cornhill Magazine. Deceived by a Crow. A. letter from Tuscola, Ill., says : A few days since, while John Van Dyke, a well- known nurseryman of this city, together. with a friend, were riding along in a baggy near Newnaan, they heard, as they passed' Martin Epley' s barn, what they took to be the pitiful cry of a child proceeding from that building. " Oh, pa 1" 44 Oh, pa 1" the child seemed to say, and Mr, Van Dyke, thinking it in distrets, gave tho lines to his friend, ltaped out of the buggy, and went to its assistance. On opening the barn -door no child was to be seen, but instead a pot crow which the family had confined during their abSence. Ho was still, satisfied there was a child around until the crow with a peculiar twist of the head and neck, Would bring out the cry, plain and distinet, 11 Oh, pa," several times, It is, said to have learned the words from hear- ing the children repeat thorn. It is also, asserted that, by splitting a crow's tongue, 118 can be taught to talk 'plainer than a. parrot. Just Five Minutes Too Late. It is related dint upon one ocoaRion, when, domtiodore 4i:taking was in obtarnand of the Scotia., a inAgy little gentleman carne to him just as the steamer was leaving Liverpool, and askellif he thought the Sootia would arrive in NeW York upon a dertain day in time for him to °etch tho noon train for Philadelphia. Jadkina looked at him a moment in silence, and then; taking out his watch, replied;"1 feet; sit, we shell be fly° Minutes toe late