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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Advocate, 1887-09-08, Page 6I '1- IAPW to *1'10 21;01.'4,0,14M, 4,,Tow bring :up ainaid that isplurcip and dark, And bring io&maid that is tall and fair ; !One napst gayas a meadowlark; One"witli a grave and queenly. air, Ando, port Of higli-tohed stately'etare ; A'nuin, old, rich, and,li Perfpet fright A man that is young and debonair ; And lel the stpry that ;, wil/ Bring inc a sinninery;)amOnlit park, Brmg me a house in a handsome sc,linwel One m the country, a kind Of ark Of 'refuge ferloyi3rs: some had despair, Duty, temptation aiydgricif an care, To take the edge tin love's delight ;, .A few oddPeople.from here and there; And lo :the storY that lain write; inc a trip in the'treacherons barque; wreck in theanidseas anywhere; Bring inc a. duel --heaven save thh markt " .A..xeunited anclthappy A gown from 'Worth's for the bride to wear, .And Inn:gine adate as dark as night, For all of the hold,:bad.ones to share; And 10.1 ths,storythat ',will write. iamvor. Bring inland ontopmyeasy chair, Of paper a ream all fair and white, A publisherall ready to do and dare, tlae story that Iwill write. .SIR HUGH'S LOVES. "1 earxxiot tell you you should not tease me so, Fay. I think you naight have a little faith in your husband." "Very well, dear, I will not ask," she replied, gently; but the tears sprang to her eyes in the darkness. She woald not think him hard if she could help it ; of amine she was young —ah, terribly young—and Hugh was so much older arta wiser.. The Polite Match.Maker" had told her that husbands and wives were to have no secrete from each other ; but she supposedthat-Whenthe wife was BO much younger it made difference— perhaps when she got older, andknew more about things, Hugh would tell her more. She longed to grow older—it would be years before she would be twenty; why ? she was only seventeen last month. Hugh thought his Wee Wifie was tired, and tried to coax her to go to sleep; he brought her another cushion, and attended to the fire, and then went away to leave her to her nap. Fay would rather have had him stay and talk to her, but she was too unselesh to say so; she lay in her pretty room watohing the fire -light play on the walls, and thinking first of her husband and then of Margaret. She longed with a vague wistfulness that she were more like that lovely Miss Ferrers, and then, perhaps, Hugh would care to talk to her. Were the creeping shadows bringing her strange thoughts Fay could not have told any one why. there were tears on her cheeks; was the consciousness beginning to dawn upon her that she was not close enoula to her husband's heart ?—that she was his pet, but net his friend—that other wives whom shalinew were not kept outeidein the cold ? "1 am not too 'young ,to understand, if Hugh would only think so," she said to her- self plaintively. "How could I be, when I love him so?" • - • When Sir' Hugh returned to the room an hour later, he was sorry to see Fay look so flushed and weary: " We shall have you ill after all this," he said, reproachfully; "why have you not been a good child and goneto sleep as I told you ?" " Because I was , troubling too ranch: Oh, Hugh 1" clasping him round the neck, and her little hands felt hot and,dry, ". are you sure that you are not angey with me, and that you really love me?" "Of course I am not angry with you," in a jesting, tone. "What an absurd idea, Wee Wifie. ' " I like you to call me that," she answered, thoughtfully, drawing , down one of his hands and laying her • cheek on it;' and Hugh thought as,Margarte( hadovhet a baby face it was. "1 mean to grow older, Hugh, and ,wiser too if, eI can • but you must be patient with me; dear..I know I cannot be all you want just at present - 1 am only Wee Wifie now." " "Well, I do not wish to change her," replied Sir Hugh, with a touch of real tenderness in his voice, and thenwery gently he unloosed the clinging arms. Somehow Fay's voice and look haunted him as he went downstairs. She is a dear little thing," he said to himself as he sat in his library sorting his papers e" I wish Dwere a better husband to her ;" and then he wondered what Margaret .had thought of his Wee Wifie. CHAPTER XVIII. ERLE'S V/SIT TO THE oniNGE. He gazed—he saw—he knew the face Of beauty and the form of grace. Byron. under each area, ,s,ndivery'red in the faee fepin suppressed laughter, '4th,9,11$4yqu WOuld 4,9 jett}itlfl, alter Your fevotitea Specklei and Tufty,"" be eloper/ea, with a ehuelfle 4" serap you „eonld not visit the poultry.yaed, iiy FairyQueen„ I have ,brenight &Mae rartigt ,and. he' Oster to visit yen," and he deposited the much injured 'fowls on the rug, " It was unfOrtune.te that Sir Hugh should have genie in that moment ; his disgusted look as he opened the door iteatly sent Fay into hysterics; Speckles was ducking wildly under the sofa-eautty taking excitedflighte across the room. How can yen he eoridionlons," observed Sir Hugh, with; a, frown; "Fay, do you think Dr. Martin .would approve Of all this excitement ;" but even he was obliged to check a preile at Erie's agonizing attempts, to catch Speckles. Fay began to wonder what he would do net; Erie grayly assured her that if he could have induced Bonnie Bess to walk upstairs, which she would rapt de under any pretence, preferring to waltz on her hind legs in the hall, he would haVe regaled her with a sight other. favorite ; but after the baby , from the lodge, , half•feozen' hedgehog, some white rate 'kept by the stable boy, and old 'Tom the veteran cat with half a taileha,d all been deeeyed into the boudoir, Erle found himself ,at the end of his resources: But he used t≥ 'down to the Viotti& with a very long face, and the result i was that every afternoon there were fresh girlish faces gathering round Fay's conch. Dora Spooner would come with one of her estate ,or a Romney girl to help Erie amuse the bavalid. :There were 'delightful -,little tea-partiep. every affernoon.“'J'aiiet,' whb Waited On them, thought her mistress never seemed' happier. Fay Was treated ; as though she were a little qneen • Dorsi, and Agnes Renaney vied with each othetin attentions; petheps Erie's pleasant face and bright' voice were powerful inducements in their. Way ; the girls never seemed to think it a trouble to plough their way through the snowy lanee—they ,came in with glowing faces to narrate their little experiences. "Yes, it is very uncomfortable walking; but we, could not leave you ,alone, Lady Redmond. Mr. Huntingdon begged us so hard to come," Dora would say, and the hazel eyes looked at Erie rather mis- chievously. Erie was up to his old tricks again. Fay used to take him to task When their visitors had gone. " You are too fond of young ladies," she would say to him severely. " You will naake,p,00r Dora think you are in love with beta yea pay her so reutih 'attention. Those are your London manners, I suppose, when you are with that young person who has the go in her, pr with the other one with the pretty smile, of whom you say so little and think so much." "Come, now ; I do call that hard on a fellow," returned Erle, in an injured "You see I take an interest in you, my poor boy," continued Fay, with qiiite matronly air. "1 cannot allow you to make yourself so captivating to our country girls. What will Dora think if you go down to, the Vicarage ,every morning with that plausible littleestory that no one believes I am not dull one bit. I am laughing from morning to night, and Mrs Heron comes up and scolds the. No ; Dora will believe that you admire hazel eyes and long lashes. Poor girl, she knows nothing about that young person with the g� in her." "Oh, do shut up, Fay," interrupted Erle quite crossly at this. "Why do you always speak of Miss Selby in this absurd fashion? she is worth a dozen Dora, Spooners. Why, the girls who were here 'this afternoon could not hOld,e, candle to her.'' fen a Oh, indeed 1" was Tay's ,response pt thlseas she lay and looked at 'Erie wilit aggravating calmness. "Why do you want to' Make ourthat girls are such duffers ?"he Went on in. -a still more ruffled tone, as though her ehrewd- nese had hit very near the tnith • , " they have too much senee to 'think a fellow is in love with them because he has a little fun with them; you married women are so censorious," he finished, walking , off in a huff; but the next moinent hecame. back With adtoll look on his faee. "Mrs. Spooner wants me t6 dine there, to -morrow. ; there is to be a little dance; some Of the Gowers are coming. DO you think you can spare me, Fay 2' Oh, go away; you are all alike 1" returned Fay, impatiently ; you have only to blame yourself if Mr. Spooner 'asks your intentions. I do not think Mr. Huntingdon would approve of Dora one bit; she is not very handsome, she will not hold 6 candle to you know whom, and she has no Money—a vicar with a large 'family cannot afford dowries to his daughter." But, as Erie had very rudelymarched out of the tomb, she finished this little bit of worldly wisdom to empty walls. Erle had been oVer to the Grange. He had mooted the question one evening when he and Sir Hugh were keeping Fay com- pany; and, to Fay's great surprise, her, husband had made no objection. "1 suppose it would be right for you *6 call and thank them, Erle," he had said, ' as thOugh he were prepared,for the euggeetion ; "and perhaps, Fay,"—hesitating it might be as well for you to write' little note and say something civil 'after all , their attention." And Fay thanked him for the permission With a radiant face, as though he had done her a personal favor, and the next 'day Wrote the prettiest and most grateful little note', which Erie promised to deliver. . " YOU Will be Entre to keep the girls until I get back," had been his parting keqUeEit when he came to fetch, the dogs. It was tot exactly -the sort of afternoon that Erie Would: have selected for a country walk -=a thate had set in and the lanes wee perfect quagteires oehelf-Melted snow and slugh, in which the doge peddled and splashed their Way With a perfect indiffer- ence to the etate of their glossy coats ; any amount of slush being better than enforced inaction. a 1 shall have to leaVe you &IOW, MY fine fellOws," observed Erie, ail Net° Melt a header into a heap Of dirty.looking SnoW in whieh he rolled delightedly, " I am afraid / shell hardAy be presentable thyself; but these aro the joys of country life, I eimpose," But he was not at all 'Potty when he Muria himself at the Grange, arid a pleasant:. looking, grey -halted wOinaii had neheted him ibtO a tocim -Where Mr: Ferrol% and his Fay was not very well the next day, and Sir Hugh insisted on sending for Dr. Martin ; Fay was much surprised when the kind old doctor lectiired her quite.seriously on her imprudence ; and pit a veto on any more skating and riding for the present. The sprained ankle was a trifle, , but all the same he told her grimly she must consider herself a prisoner. for a few days —a very hard sentence to Fay, whose nimble little feet had never been still for long, and who had certainly never known a day's illness in her healthryoung life; but, with her usual docility, she promised Obedience. Sir Hugh was unusually busy just then. Some vexatious law -suit in which the Redmonds had been involved for a year or two, and in which both Sir Wilfred and his son had taken great interest, was just drawing to a conclusion, and he was obliged to go up to Own for a feW hours almost daily, and but for Erie's society Fay would have been sadly moped ; but with his usual good humor, Erie gave up his out-of-door pursuits to devote himself to her amuse- ment. Ho was always contriving odd surprises for her ; the mystified servants often heard Fay's 'merry leugh rineing like a peal of silvery belle, and thought that there could he very little the matter with their young mistress semetitnes these 'sounds Were supplemented by Othersthat were still more extraordinary. OHO day Erie brought up the stable puppies—three black -faced, snubnosed, roundabout creatures, in whom Fay had taken a kindly interest eince the ,hour of their birth. --and to her intense delight deposited thein on her lap, Where they tumbled and rolled over each Other with their paws in the air, ptotesting in puppy faehion against thie invasion of their liberties, Another time there was an extraordinary clucking to be heard Outside the door, and the hextonoment Erie entered with a hen Otter Were -eitting; 1± yeas a far larger room thaWthe one where; gi'‘Y‘he,4 had' her -foot 400004 day,, 'end was ,evidently' ,111t, 'Fetreee' peenhae earietniri-,-two of the. Wa114,V.,ere Ihled frOM, the ,t1.99r t,Othe -Ceiling With .11,261tehelYeeP an ordinary writing -table ;904W:the centre of the Mont', instead ef.the • beyAvindeve, a glaserdopt ,afforded sorees to •the garden, and side window on 0119,r .,yiflp 91 the fieepleee commanded a view, .of •02,3 yew; tree' walk; a Scotch 'deer -hound was stretched on the rug in front .of the blazing' fire. P414. to pet 041Wi,P-0 Were 'flOtterMfl about a ;stand ..pf ferns, , Miss Ferrero had evidently' been welting from her brother's ,dictation," for several letters we iyipg ,ready for.the pest. As Erie had crOpsed the hall he had dietitotlY heard the sound of her clear, musical voice, OB she read aloud but the hook was already laid aside, ,endfidie had . to WeloOme him- Erie fancied elle looked paler than on the ptevione decagon, and he wondered what Mr. Ferrers would hayesaid if he had seen those , darkilines under her eyes; perhaps she never tOld him when she was, tired --women liked to be martyrs some- times. ' 'He was; receited'yery,gordially ; and .Miss Ferrers seemed rather touched at ,thfi, contents of her littlb note. ,,,It was cgoodsof Lady Redmond to write,'" she said to Erie With a emile ; "but she, makes. far MO . much of tity httle pervices." — 4 " Oh, that's just her way," 'returned Erle, candidly. " She is 'egela a gratefnl, little ,soul.Mest,,people take all one's attentions as a Matter ,of course; but ,,Tay is not like that." • "Oh, no, she is very sweet," observed Margaret, thonghtf ully ; somehowshehe face yearned to" see that' pretty, ' again. • "She is, the finest ltttle creature that ever lived," -returned Erle with boyish enthusiasm ; " it iswonderfulhow little she thinke. about herself. And she is about the prettiest girl on can see anywhere; and she is clever, too, though you Would not believe it to hear her.; for she always wants to make out that she can do nothing." Mr,. Ferrers 'smiled at this. Lady Redmond did teem bent on proving that fact to us." " Of course, did I not tell yelled? but don't you believe )2er, Mr. Ferrets. Why, even Hugh, critical as he is,, owns Fay is •the best horseweman in these parts. should like to see her and Bonnie Bess in the Row; she Would make a' sensation there. And it iaequite's treat to see her drive,her ponied ,; she knows how.to handle a horse'srnouthe%Why,, those tiny hands of her could 'hold'in a couPle of 'thorough- bredi On; she i agOo&sorti the Spooner' girls 'Sweat ' Miss:Ferrero:looked: ,kindly at the young maia ; she liked to hear him ..,vaunting his cousin's excellencies after this unsophisti., cafed fashion. She had taken rather a fancy to this boyish, outspoken young fellow; and her brother shared this liking. She wap about to put a question to him, when he suddenly started up witla an exclamation., and the next Moment he had crossed the room'and-was Standing before a picture, with a very puzzled expeeseion on his face. It was the portrait of a girl, and evidently painted bya good artist. Of course it was she, Erle told 'himself after another quick look; in spite of the smiling' mouth, he could not mistake her. There was the small, finely:ehaped' head, set so beautifully onthe long neck ; 'the coils of black hair ; the dark, dreamy eyes, which always peemedtc; hOld'a shadow in them. "1 beg yOrir pardon; but I had no idea you knew Mise Davenport," ' he said • at lasteIooking atMargaret as he spoke. But it was4NIr. gerrers: who answered. , •,, , "Davenport ?; We know no one 'of the do we, 'Margaret ? What does Mr, HuntingdOn'mean? Is it some pieture ?" 9' Yee, deer, Crystee :Picture. Mr. •Huntipgdotiseeme to recognize it." • " grysial,? why, that is her name too. I havelieerd'alies TraffOrd use it a dozen times. As though there could be two faces like that"—pointing to the canvas. She looks younger, yes, and happier, in the picture; but then, of course, one has never seen her dinning like that. But it is Miss Davenport—ay, and to the life too." ,You must be mistaken," observed Mr. :Feirers in a voice . so agitated that Erie regarded him With astonishment : He was etrengely pale; and the hand that PISS grasping the chair back was visibly trembling. "That is the portrait of our young cousin Crystal Ferrers." " Yes, our 'adopted child," added Miss Ferrets, "who left our home nearly eighteen months ago." . . Erie looked more puzzled than ever. " I cannot understand it," he said, in a most perplexed voice. If she be your cousin Crystal Ferrers, why does she call herself Crystal Davenport? There can be no question Of identity; that is the face of the Miss Davenport I know—the young goverriese who lives with the Traffords ; that is the very ring she wears, too"—with another quiekglance at the hand that was holding a sheaf of white lilies. But here Mr. Ferrets interrupted " Will you describe that ring, Mk. Huntingdon ?" Willingly—it is of Indian workmanship, I fancy, and has a curiously Wrought gold setting,- With an enieraldwery deeply sunk into the &nitre." I, Yes, yes;,it must be she," murmured Roby, and then for the moment he seemed able to say no more; Only Margaret watched himWith teats in her eyes. 1, . Erle'e interest and curiosity were strongly excited. There must be some strange Mystery at the bottom Of this, he thought. He had alwaye been sere that Mies Daven- port had seine hietOry. She was Wonder., fully handsome ; but with all his ,predilee- tic* for pretty face§ he had never Oita taken hr; he had regarded her with invOltuataty distruat, looked at Mr. Ferrers as he stood evidently elsorded in thought. What a gtand.lOOkingnian he was", he said to him. self, if he Would only hOld hie head up, and pueh book the riaaew 1 duli latOsen hair that bay so heavily on his .forehead. There Was eotriething tad in that spectacle of Sightlese strength ; and to those who htst sitee hitt, Relay p'eriete alWayi 'seethed like seine patient giant Oppressed end bowed &tot, both phySically and Mentally, but grand in a certain giblinte teeignatibri that Oriditrod beoeuee. he Was 'WO proild to 66th,ltilliri. must be SO," he obsetved at last. go,tgareti, I see light 'at Wit, Mr, Hnntingdon,"•-,lurning to his mete -IP,' have been very rude, very pnepurteoue, but you wor4 have given Me a shook; ' you he,Y13 to9ohed AC0444117 on a dee treuhle. N.'44 Yon,he ,geed and 40114 enough to sit clewa" and tell me ell you eaenr.i1PPut. PavenPerPi as YMcali li1, 04 Certainly, if yon wish And, with, very few interruptions 'from, either the hrother pr sister, Erie gay e flail and graphic description of Crystal'ppresent home and surroundings—all :the More willingly that 'his listeners seemed tobang breathlessly on his words. flepprilo.e4 eloquently that shabby room over Mrs. Watkins', that was yet so' pleasant and homelike; the - meth& with, her were, beeutifni face, who .moved like a chid -less about her poor toOins, an& was only the head teacher in a girls' School. He digniesed the subject of the gentle, fair-haired Fern in a few forcible words; but he spoke of little Florence, and then ef Percy, and of the curious way in which all their lives were involved'. Only once Mr. Ferrers stopped him. And Miss Davenport teaches, you pay 2" • Yee, both she and Miss Trafford have morning engagements.I think Miss Martingale, where Mrs.' Trafford- is, has recommended both the young ladies. There are not many gentle -people living there; the Elysian Fields and Beulah Place are not exactly . aristocratic neighborhoods. But Mies Trafford goes to the Vicarage; there are young children there; and by good luck the senior curate, Mr. Norton, wanted some help with his two little boys. Mies! Davenport is a Latin scholar, and they hoey.t,eek her, on the Tre,ffords' reoemmerida- t,, And enlyber mornings are accupied ? Excusethese seemingly trifling questions, Mr. Huntingdon"—with a sad smile—" but you are speaking of one who is very dear to us both." "1 will tell You all I know," returned Erle, in his kind-hearted way; "but I am only a visitor at Mrs. Trafford's. I think, at least I am sure, that they do a good deal of needlework in their sparetime—embroidery for shops;.they are very poor, you see. There is always work about; sometimes they are making their gowns. They are never ashamed of anything they do, they are such thorough gentlewomen. I do not think you could find a prouder woman than Mrs. Trafford anywhere, and yet she is frank and generous to a fault." "They must be charming people," observed Margaret, thoughtfully. Crystal hat told us all this in her letters, Raby. Mr. Huntingdon's account ,most fully endorses hers." Yea," he returned, quietly, " she is in good hands; our prayers have been answered, Maggie. But now, dear, if we have heard all that Mr. Huntingdon can tell us about our poor child,vili you leave me With him a little, for 1Swint to take him into our, confidence ; when he knows all, he may be willing to help us." And Margaret rose without a word; but her beautiful eyes rested on Erie a moment, wistfully, as though to beg him to be patient. • And then, as the twilight crept over the room; while the girls were laughing and chatting round Fay's couch, and wonder- ing—Dora especially—what could have happened to detain ,Mr. Huntingdon so late; and while the blazing pine knots threw a -ruddy glow over Raby's pale face, Erie sat listening to one of the saddest stories he had ever heard. And when it was finished they had a long talk together, and Erie told Raby about Percy's hopeless passion, and of the impatience and loathing with which Crystal seemed to turn from her handsome young e makes his way with other girls, but not with her," went on Erle; "and yet he is Clever and fascinating, and will be rich, too; Pane day. It seems strange, does it not, Mr. Ferrers ?" "Not to rne," returned Raby, quietly.; but there was‘a smile on his face as he spoke. " Crystal will never care for your friend, Mr. Huntingdon; it is no use, his persecuting her with his attentions." " If I could only get Percy to believe it; but he seems absolutely crazy on that point. Miss Davenport—Miss Ferrers, I mean—is not quite the style I admire; but she is superbly handsome, one must own that." " yes," replied Raby, with a sigh ; " I always said her face would dofor Vashti's. She has Italian blood in her veins ;her mother was a Florentine. Oh, here comes Margaret," as the door opened and she reappeared. "Maggie, what do you think? Mr. Huntingdon has invited me toBelgrave House." "My uncle is very hospitable, Miss Ferrers," observed Erie, with a smile at her surprise; "Percy and I can always ask our friends. He is old, and has his own rooms; so we never interfere with him. Mr. Ferrers would find himself very com- fortable with us, and I would take great care of him." "You are very good"—but rather doubtfully, "You will not go to London without me, Raby ?" " I think it will be better, Maggie. Mr. Huntingdon has promised to take me over to Beulah Place; we shall go there one evening. Oh yes, it is all arranged. Please God, I shall bring her home with me," and there was a stranee, beautiful smile On his face as he spoke. CHAPTER XIX. AMONG Tun SHADOWS. When no more the shattered senses round the throne of reason dwell Thinking every sight a spectre, every sound a passing bell When the mortal 'desolation falleth on the soul like rain, And the wild hell -phantoms dance and revel in the human brain. Philip SidithoPe Worselv. It was nearly dinner -time when Erie reached Redmond Hall; Sir Hugh had not returned from London, Ellerton told him; he had telegraphed that he might be detained all night—My lady Was in the damask drawing-rOom, and the young ladies had loft an hour ago. Erle listened to all this; and then rushed up to his tooth, tO Make himself presentable; and the doge slunk off evidently, on the same errand. He had to dine it solitary state by him, self, while Fay ate her chicken in the big dratving.rOem, where, the bld.fashioned mirrors lWays reflected the tiny hgure Fay was lOoking- 'Very pretty to,night, but just a trifle tad at the thought that Hugh knight tot be home. Shelled put on his favorite gown too, to do hotiot be her first appeerande in the drawing -room it was a lovely gown, and she booked perfect fairrqueen in it, as Erie Old her when he Came intothe room ; but somehow Elie's', Tribe was rather flat to-niglat- If_ ay was longing foe her husband ; ri,p4 phe, had only dressed to please his eyes. She played with her wedding -ring rather restlessly while Erie talked his nonsense, and then she remembered that he must be aroPeed- 4, The girls were so dreadfully disap- pointed," she said, trying to rouse herself ;„ "they were very good and kind, and stayed.. with me until pia, and then Dora said they must go; she kept looking at the door, and, fancying she heard Nero bark; and them the younger one Connie—no, not Connie, it was Addie—asked so many questions. about you—where you lived, and if I had ever been to Belgrave House? trying to find out things, you know; and, Erle—I believe you are listening a bit," with a stamp of her little foot. "1 don't believe I was," returned Erle,. frankly. "Don't be vexed, my Fairy Queen, I can't bother about the girls to-' night, I want to tell you about my visit to the Grange—it is no secret, Mr. Ferrers says, and I thought you would be interested,, 1± is such a strange affair altogether." (To be oontinued.) No Accounting for Tastes. Experience can alone reveal the secret of the Esquimaux's love for a nice, greasy, yielding tallow candle, and of the "linger- ing sweetness long drawn out" as he pulls the wick gently between hie teeth, so [isnot to lose one particle of its flavor. Porpoise meat was once a favored dish with the old English nobility, at least so, runs the story, which declares the proper Sauce to have been compounded of sugar, vinegar and bread crumbs. In Central America the stately curapson and the sober quam'both large birds, are diligently hunted as table delicacies, yet the first -named biped must not be eaten by the, hunter's dog, for it will assuredly poison it. The Japanese are fond of flying fox. The dessert of the Chinese middle classes con- sists of melon pips, the scarlet and yellow. varieties being grown solely for their seed.. When the natives of the West Indies are regarded from a dietetic standpoint, baked snakes glide into the menu along with palm worms (a finger long), fried in their own, fat. Yet these colored gourmands cannot abide a rabbit stew 1 Rats are there also considered a nice side dish, with occasional relishes of gecana eggs and palm -tree snout beetles. In Siam the dried sinews of various' animals form a dish much liked. Alliga- tors' eggs are eaten in many eastern coun- tries, and a nastier dish it would be hard. to imagine. Ants enter largely into Oriental bills of fare and in Ceylon the busy bee is masticated: by the very men who have profited by the honey it has made. In Africa such trifles as blue mole, mice, fat sheep tails, stewed puppies, puma, baked elephant's trunk and feet, ostrich eggs, ants stewed in butter, caterpillare, roasted spiders, snails (eight inches long), and odd articles not generally regarded as food are consumed. At the Falkland Islands a gourmet can enjoy a new sensation by eating a sea lion's tongue. It is excellent, but it must be fresh. Trinidad prides itself on alligator and turtle eggs. The best place, however, for everything relating to turtle is the Isle of Ascension. There they are bred,, fed, and from there exported. In South America the Ottomacs largely - subsist on a fat and ferruginous kind or clay, each man eating daily a pound or more. The Indians of the Amazon eat a kind of loam, preferring it to other and decidedly better food. The Peruvians are also clay eaters, their nyiss being a,mixture of talc and mica—rather tough food, ,even for Peru. Other nations are earth -eaters --the inhabitants of New Guinea, some of ' the 'Holivians, the negroes of Jarhaica, and the natives of New Caledonia, as well as many people who dwell in Siam, Siberia and Kamschatka. The Ottomacs, however, are the only ones who subsist on clay when other food is obtainable. The Australasian is rather odd in the - matter of dietetics. A New Hollander has. keen known to dispose of more than a hun- dred vaulting rats at one repast, swallowing them, for the most part, with some of the • hair still upon them, holding them by the tails and biting the bodies off with his teeth. Not to be wasteful, he afterward disposed of the tails. The same innocent children of nature affect stale shark, rancid whale. blubber, earthworms and such trifles. Kangaroo tail is a dish an Aus- tralian finds much flavor in. 1± 15 delicious. The natives highly esteem the silent but wild dingo, neither do they turn up their noses at rats, but gluttony is allied to rude- ness. The black fellow, when at meals, devours all he can,only now and then flinging a morsel over his shoulder to his wife and children. He is likewise improvident, for he seeks food only when he craves it, gorgee to the last possible tension of his dirty, black skin, and then sleeps for several days . and nights consecutively. Old -Time Remedies. Nails driven into an oak tree were not a cure but a preventive against toothache. A halter which had served to hang a criminal withal when bound round the tem. pies was found an infallible remedy for headache. The chips of a gallows on which several persons had been hanged, when worn in a bag round the neck, was pronounced an, infallible cure for ague. A ring made of the binge of a coffin was . credited with the power of relieving cramps, which also received solace when a rusty old sword was hung up by the patient's bedside. . A dead man's hand could dispel tumors . of the glands by stroking the parts nine tirnee. But the hand of a man who had been cut down from the gallowe-tree was a remedy infinitely more efficacious. The nightmare, supposed, of course, to be caused by supernatural agency, was banished by means of a stone with a hole in it being suspended at the head of the • sufferer'S bed, This laet remedy went by the name of a hag -stone," becatiee it pre. Vented the witches, who, of course, wrought the mischief, from sitting on the patient's stomach. The Oloistialt al IVork, unblushingly de. dares that " a praetical book on 'What to Buy for Food ' would be about tie practical a harm of beneYolance as the eetablishrcient efa neve denominational mission station at , VAL" vol•