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The Wingham Times, 1897-01-22, Page 7AWS TO GHA,TH COLLEGE T. 0 still unable to Meet th demands ado upon it rstenographers, book eepers and •aehers for ther colleges. LOU drawn ee, of Luc' t liar secured tia position etel,o0tapher with oyid Mu)lutactu or Co., siren, cowers. Alice Murdock, the ., .]tion of stenograph • with rareadlnw publishing h se, 1.81 00 city. Tho Once position mentioned last week till twain unfilled, 11's ha\o no students to ha than. IT PAYS TO ATTEND THE BEST. Oollel;o re•opellnd Tuesday, January 5. Fix Catalogue, address, D. M LAC1ILAN ? Co„ Chathuut, out It y1Y•'.'i§ ace EXT. OF �• 41i �,��r� HAS A FtECOR or _ 77 40 Y;AR-.JO �'uccESs IT IS A SUFE. CURE MAT' ttiCER CY51I1•41-ERY O: -to , Cr.A.r.iPS. Ctiol,er(/, iNF NTUM t,nu •, I I .6O/•\:-\t;R .$\i NTS klc SUITS, For Sults that suit. jgive comfort, tc the wearer and satisfy V0131' frienrls,you hats OVE t1 1T , better try tie. Our {4111 -mem. makers know how to do their ' work ; don't think there nre any better and yet 11th charge no more than others 110 for interim. work. Hundreds of now fall and winter samples 10 choose fron., at prices nl,ont half what you have to pay for old goods. Work done for parties furnishing their own cloth. If you think that a Tweed Suit cannot be properly made for 54 Spot Cash, call and see nor work. 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TXRUD MO: raves, A little elbow leans upon your .knee, Your tired knee that has so mob to bear A ohilid's dear eyee are looking lovingly From underneath a thatch of tangled hair; Perhaps you do not heed the velvet touch Of warm moist lingers bolding yours so tight ; You do not prize this blessing overmuch You are almost too tired to pray to night, And if, some night when you sit down to rest, You mise this elbow from your tired - knee, This reetlees curly head from off your breast, The lispiug tongue that chatters con- stantly, If from your own the dimpled hand had slipped, And ne'er would nestle in your pnitn again If the feet into the grave had slipped, 1 could not blame you for your heart- ache then. If I could mend a broken cart today, To -morrow make a Kite to reaoh the There its no woman in God's world could say She was more blissfully content than I. But oh! the dainty pillow next my own Is never rumpled by a shining head, My singing birdling from its nest has flown ; The little boyI used to kissis dead. * ><• * ' There is nothing more puzzling in life than those dilemmas which cotne to women sooner or late].', when duties seem to call equally in almost oppos- ite directions. The children seem to need undivicjed attention. and the house thrusts demands for labor and care, pitilessly before our wear - led eyes, We would' not be half so tired at night had there been n, th- ing to exhaust us except the work we have actually aceomplishell, Things undone have been the heavier burden and the distracting flitting from one thing to another, if not in the body certainly in the lninn has taken more of strength than constant hard work would have been able to do. - x We are all a"tists in our own line whether it be with brush and canvas or dust pan and broom. Now the question of perspective is an import- ant one for the artist and its applica- tion is just 'as important to the housekeeper. Happy is the wotnan who possesses the rare gift of seeing the proper relations of things. She has a good eye for prospective; little things do not loom up 'before her like mountains. She knows when to call forth special strength to overcome a real obstacle, and is not continually expending force in trying to surmount imaginary ones. System, and method in the arrange- ment of work are certainly valuable but standing a little way off we can take a' view of the situation and then decide which piece of work is nec- essary. The ery, I work so hard and have so little show for it, is often wrung from the heart of a woman, whose burdens seem almost unbear- able, for she feels bound not to re- adjust her plans to suit her surroun- dings. Have you not noticed how much easier one's work seems after a brief visit away from it? Is it net partly because the going away has has given a new view of the situation and a truer perspective? MONA. The TVlessner Failure. AVAILABLE ASSETS OF $15,000, WITH LIABiLITIES OF $72,000—Slit. MESSNEIt'S PROPOSAL. The adjourned meeting of Mr. F. X. Messner's creditors ,was held at Formosa before nearly 300 creditors. A large number of claims were filed with the assignee in addition to those presented at the former meeting two weeks ago. The estate is in poor shape, not over $15,000 worth of goods assets being available to meet indebtedness of over $72.000. Mr. Messner proposed the formation of a r joint stock company for the creditors to pay their own claims. IIe ad- dressed then at length in explanation of the project, and called a meeting to develop it still further. Mr. Shaw a Walkerton lawyer, threw cold water upon the proposal, and point- ed out the legal difficulties in the way of its success, But it is said • that ItIr. Messner will have it all worked up among the creditors, and t that it will actually be undertaken. c 1ti u ak Torn --Is Slugger going to play foot ball this season Dick—No. Ile had typhoid fever and his hair fell out. ' Party for Person. Depot for station. Promise for assure. Posted for infornd. Calculate for esti Mit tt'. Stopping for staying, Like I do tor as I do. Feel badly fur feel bad. Try and do file try t) do. • These kind for this kind. Guess for suppose or think. Fix for arrange or prep tro. Just as soon for just as lief. Between seven for among seven. The matter of for the matter with, JANUARY 22, 1SS7. BEST FOR Lassoed A. Bear, Pat Williams a chore boy at Iles- toule, a lumber camp back of Sun. dridge, went out into the bush in search of a pig which lead escaped from its pen Pat wets two or three miles in the bush when he descried in a large burrow a black shadow which he thought resembled the refractory porker. Cautiously he stole up upon the shape, and with a whoop he lassoed the animal with a rope as it rushed out of the hole. But when Williams sate what he had captured he dropped the lariate and ran for his very existence. Ile had roped a shall sized but .pugnacious black bear, which g•ae e him a short chase and then stopped to chew at the rope which still dangled from its neck. 1 AY Our Share- Of The British Market• Great Britain last year imported Of wheat and breadstuff's, 8243,000,- 4000, of whiell Canada only contri- buted $700,000; $43,000,000 01 animals, of which Canada sent $8, 000,000 dressed meats, 5' 111,000,00( Canada sending only $.1,t 00,0(0, mainly in cured !]aeon and its butter we only send $500,000 Ct' I3rilain's importation of 569, 000,000. We did send, however, $14,000,000 worbit of cheese to the British market out of a A Disgusting Exhibition. Prof, Ferris, aKingston hypnotist, put to sleep on Monday a man who willrernain in that condition until Saturday night. This aet has called forth letters of protest because of the disgusting exhibitions, as well as of the physical effects upon the sleepers His case is a subject of much morbid curiosity hundreds daily passing in and out of the opera house to witness the actions of the sleeping man. He tosses and rolls about in his bed changes his position at irregular intervals, though his heart beats normally and. his respiration is gen- tle and regular.. Pins are inserted into various portions of his body, his eyeballs rubbed, and other` tests knowntn the medical fraternity appli ed. The result is that it is admitted unanimously that the sleeper is not shamming, but is in a genuinctrance. • The Civilizing Power of Irrigation The evolutionary process of the last twenty years has brought out some very valuable lessons for the future of California. It has demon- strated that irrigation is essential to the highest standard of civilization. The census of 1890 revealed the fact that two-thirds of the • gain in rural population stood to the credit of eight counties where irrigation prevailed. The counties which rely upon rainfall had about reached a standstill or scored a loss. The people have always been divided on the question as to whether irrigation is necessary. Those who oppose urge that it breeds malaria sed 'injures the quality' of the frnic. • Those who favor insist that it is essential to the most scientific agriculture, and to the maintenance of dense population. The lash twenty 3 ears have answer- ed the question forever. The answer consists of a comparison between the South and the North. ' The one was born of the irrigation canal ; the other of the mining -camp and the wheat•ranch. The one is character- ized by a high civilization the other by a low one. Wet Eyed Scamps. Of all the mean men, the meanest is the man who has always a tear or two at bis command for a touching story or an affected song. It is said that Dunton, the bloodthirsty villain of the French revolution, was former- ly a judge, and he resigned his position rather than pronounce the death` sentence upon a convicted murderer, so great was his horror of bloodshed: Keep your eye on the nan who is always pulling out his pocket handkerchief. Never let him get his thumb on you or verily you will _not come forth until you I paid the uttermost farthing. Men who are easily swept by emotion are as frequently played upon by evil spirits as good. The man who will go down into his pocket instead of shedding crocodile tears, or who will take off his coat and give a lift o an unfortunate fellow, instead of quoting g seri ture p promises or ex- pressing his sympathy, is worth all the loud -mouthed, shallow-souled professors from here to the other end of the earth.—Stray Shots from Solo.; neon.' advice to-day?—New York World. total iln } ortation by the Mother Country of 522,000,000. Ancient Churches. A piece of wood which at one time formed part of the panel of a pew in "Auld Hawick Kirk," Scot- land, is in the possession of Robert Amos, Spruce street, Galt. This building was, according to some authorities, erected in the eleventh century; others give the time of erection as 12.0; at any rate the church has been in existence for many centuries. This old relic came into Mr. Amos' possession some time in the forties. The first church in Ontario—then, of course, Upper Canada—was that built by the Mohawks on tho Grand River in the time of George III. It is a plain frame building. still standing and in use. Por years it was the only church with a bell and steeple in the province. A. valuable sacra- mental service of plate bears the words : "The gift of IIer Majesty Queen Anne, by the Grace of God of Great Britain, France and Ireland, of Her Plantations in North America, Queen, to Her Indian Dhapel of the Mohawks." A Dialogue From Real Life. There is a woman in Hammersmith who expresses her thought in all its nakedness, and is not ashamed. She was huuted up last week by a lady who had known her as a county girl twenty years ago ; she was found at the family wash -tub. She wrung the soap froth from her shrivelled hands wiped her streaming arms from the elbows downwards,. as a butcher wipes his knife with his fingers on certain occasions, pushed back her hair from a • corrugated brow, o nd stood to attention. "Retnember you, mum? Of course I remember you ;you was Miss Alice, and just couldn't you run!" "And how may children have you had, Mrs. T—? "Thirteen I've had mum, all took, that's counting three as wasn't born alive. "Ten children to bring up ! Poor woman ! "Not ten to bring up. They're all dead but two. "Alas poor mother! "Yes mum ; I was always unfor- tunatelt did seem hard, considering for those was all too delicut for me to insure their lives, and so I didn't get no good of 'em anyhow. "You mean ? "I mean as 1 might have insured 'em if only they'd been strong babies which they wasn't. Then they'd ha' brought; ale in a little sotnat any- how. Heverly---Didn't you say that little widow was off color? Austen—I did? Haverly—I found her propriety itself. Austen—That may be. But she is in half mourning. "Look here sir," said the irate cus- tomer to the dry goods clerk, "you sold rile this piece of goods warrant- ed a fast color. It was green when I bought it, and now it has turned to a sickly blue in less than two weeks." "Well, madam," expostulated the clerk, "you could hardly expect a color to go faster than that. Mr. Darley----A fool's advice is sometimes the best, you know. Mrs. Darley (sweetlp)—Yes, dean'. On what subjeet are you giving Heir To $40,000. Mr. .I . L. Fisher, a bookkeep in the brokers' office of Ilutehin s 00 • at the corner of Colborne and r Ch'uI'eh streets, received news from ; New York of the death of a wealthly 1 co nein. Fisher profits to the extent of $40,00), He—You are beside yourself. She --Seeing double again, are you. The artist gets a glimpse of heaven in the meadow where the farmer sees so mueh hay. •Itenand---I hear that Maxton has been trying to raise a loan no liis family Bible Is it true? Marlowe—Yes, he was told that , the money -lenders wouldn't put a cent on anything but gilt-edged security. Max --I swear to heaven that you are the first woman I ever kised. Della ( with a sigh)—that's the trouble -with this miserable season of year. One has to break in so much new material for some other sutrimer gil'l's benefit, likely as not. Chaperon (meaningly, leaning to ward the young lady sitting next a young man):—Iiadn,t you better come this side, love? We are corning to atunnel. Her Charge (whispering):—Oh, no aunt; one more tunnel, and I am en- gaged. Bingo—Boddy, did you eat the lit- tle pie your mother tirade for you yes- terday? Boddy—No. I gave it to my teach et-'! Bingo—Did she eat it? Bodd r --I thing so. There wasn't any school today. Faddy—How disgraceful it is to see people crowd about a -church to get a squint at a bridal couple! Dubby—I know it, and when it ought to excite their pity instead of their morbid curiosity. Mi's. Dobson ---Bridget told me she saw Mr. and .firs. Robson going to church this Morning. I wonder what's the platter ? Mr. Dobson—ld'hy, either 114 r. Hobson has had another attack of heart trouble or Mrs. Robson has a new hat. <'cr Is falit:, ant. Chiiciren. „'ho tea- iailo i"� � 3>; )a cignatu.o( / //,GaTe7/ ov)ry ^; O'.i• wrllpo;. • a "Madam," began the than who be- lieves in mild means of obtaining his ends, "I do nut doubt that your shoes are such dainty little things that you have to were a great big hat to make up the average, but you are—uncon- sciously —shutting off' all my view of the stage"— Goodness gracious! I declare, I didn't know I was annoying you. I'll take it off right at once."—Cincin- nati Tribune. On Tuesday evening of last week the Mechanics' Institute of Goderich held the annual sale of magazines and periodicals. The prices were not very high. The London News, costing about 811, went for less than $2.50 ; Harpers were away down and $3 ma,azines and weeklies were sold for $1.25. A number of new magazines are placed on the table this year, among them being St. Nicholas, besides several new papers are on file. The Montreal Daily Herald and the Chicago Ledger have been subscribed fir. P110s, Gundry was the auctioneer, NO I" A QCTARTER, But Just 30 reit),. and forty doses in a vial vt Dr. Agnew's Liver i 11 s. No pain, no bad after effcotu, pleasure in every dose—little, but awfully good, Cure sick headahee, constipation bil- i )usness, nausea, sallowness. They are purely vegetable, In big demand and all druggists sell them. Mere granules in size. Sold at Chisholm's Drug Store. ( To Cure RHEUMATISM UM ATTI Bristol's SARSAPARILLA IT IS PROMPT RELIABLE AND NEVER FAILS. XLL MAIM YOU WELL Ask your Druggist or Dealer for it BRISTOL'S SARSAPARILLA. The modern stand- ard • Family Medi- cine: 'Cures the common every -day ills of humanity. Ttrs,et2 r fit) a .6 cx3 c7.) el t9 k..1.3 ® ii �1) $3 Pii = ° }'?i,t {fl e 1 s ., „ rt- r) ! -t .'a. $ la �ta �{i'�q, 1•r i PI L L..z F O tt1 a'+epreserned Menthol Plaster In a unmL^- .0, of wee et nein-Wale and rheumatic )•.,,,s, s1,1 nm very 1: nclt pleased. Wil. the ea.•ts nod pl•clam 011.3 Matsnpp)i.:atlun.—S'.I1. 0.1.1.11:::-11) iyi Tl.n, 0 0., 11.1.1 e'n,..,,a, 1.nston. I bare used Mont:v.1 Hawes? In several eases G of meenru• rh •n,.. ..1, m, .0,1 find m every ens, es ih:•t it lovr,alm•,:.t 1n.lnnt a od 1.'1',,, nont ru.i.t. —.1.:1. 140mi: 0.7+ . 11 .,,h!nch n,. 1).4• It Cores Se;ailoit> Lumbago, Nen- 0 r ia'Ki:,1',i his 111 uncle or Edda, ,.r :tiny M,uscutur Pains. l,'3 'rice 1 1D.• ria ,'� Lawrence Co., TM, ••• j .Propriet..rs, MONTat)AL. e _ 0 0 1. AO Here in Ottawa Irresistible Proof That There is a Cure for Diabetes. The following sworn statement rs the best proof that diabetes is not incurable, and that there is a remedy which will euro it. Ontario, Cunnty of Carleton, to wit: I, C'i,ulos Moss, of tho City of Ottawa, in the C nutty of Carleton, Blacksmith, do hereby solotuuly declare as follows: 1. I reside at 180 Boll Street, in the said City of Ottawa. 1 Fortin past fifteen years I hare boon a groat sufferer fr:lnt kidney disease; sutong the pru:uiueut symptoms of which woro severe plus in my back, ]lot (1a10es extending from the base of the spine up betwoon my shoulders, dizziness, headaches, etc. I was in a bad state vneredly au'l suffered gre•l.t agony at times. The intense pain p. evento:l my sloping, and I seemed t0 (,'et WOr9O Centi'lual ly. The do:tors 'who were called in pronounced Illy disease diabetes, but their treatment dill.u•, goo,], and they ]told out but slight hope of my rtcovory, I was then so far gone with the disease that I could not turn in bed without 1101p. bly urine was of a dark wino color, and full of sediment. 3. I to lk all kinds of medicine, but without porma,:taltt relief, 4. Hotriug of Do!tn'a Kidney rills T got a Ivo: at 11.1".:MIa,lCarthy's drugstore, but having boon so often, disappointed I had 110 faith in th'n1. Hosverer, I started taking them, and taey struck tho right spat at one.,, and I com- ma -teed to got better Frain that time oft +rnromont was continuous until I ant now, aft .r tiro weeks use of Bean's Kidney Pills, entirely free from pain of any kind. The urine is natural, and I nun now working right along every thy in lay short, 5 It is a creat snureo of pleasnre for me to twtifv to the world of the curative i1•lwers of 1 •co't's 1iidnny Pil's, nod I snake tins solemn a ell ara•iou rnnnciet,tinnsiv belissIng it to be leo +, a•1 1 'viewing that it ix of the saute force a td .•tr 'er, as f f mn.•lo end,,er oath and by virtue of tho Canada nviiouce Act. CHARLES'AlOSS, 't) eee-sd hrfore me at the City of Ottawa, its true Couutyof Carletau, this 4th day of Aprn, ItWd. Caztl, JOA Co Ir$ asslot+r, ata.