The Wingham Times, 1895-09-20, Page 7Sill Nye on Life Insurance,
examined three years ago
.at tailE" Aencral office of the Mutual
Endowment Widows' and Orphans'
Dream of Wealth Insurance Associa-
tion in Now York, and quite a num-
ber of extremely personal questions
were asked by a handsomely dressed
physician, who only partially con-
cealed his scorn when he noticed
that at the elbow of any red nledieat-
cd flannels a September twilight on
the French Broad Ritter had been
w,orkcd with lemon -colored German-
town wool.
lie asked if pimples had ever
shown themselves on my grandfather's
side. I said no, which was true,
although I 'was careful not to say
that he had. a raising once at the
base of the clavicle, I considered
that fair, as 1 was there to answer
questions, and not to volunteer in-
formation.
"Did hernia ever break out in
your family, and ifso, how far back?"
This was the next question, and
coming as it slid from. a man whom
I did not know from Adam's off ox,
as the saying goes, I flushed up to
the roots of my hair and told him
that my grandfather, while trying
to move a barn, had incurred hernia,
but as to flow far back it was, I
regarded that as nobody's business,
and I would shrink from saying so,
even to a well-dressed man in New
York City.
He also gavo me a little ausculta-
tion to see if the swallows had been
nestling in my bronchial tubes, as I
understood him.
"Are you a habitual drunkard, or
have you ever been such ? "
This question I answered in a
guarded way, yet truthfully. Once
I was invited to visit a neighbor
about eleven years ago to try some
doughnuts and eider made on the
place.
I now look back upon that even-
ing with shame and sorrow.
Little did I dream then that I
would have to say anything about
it in after years in order to get my
life insured.
The cider was made of Siberian
crab apples, and. placed in a brandy
cask, which was not thoroughly re-
novated.
Some two or three quarts of the
brandy had been allowed to remain
in it, and then the weather turned
in to be cold, freezing the cider solid,
leaving lathe centre a dose of dis-
tilled spirits of a peculiarly restless
and felonious nature.
I remember driving home in the
risp, frosty moonlight, but I did not
unharness the horses until the follow-
ing day.
The following day a special provi-
dence brought on a merciful snow
storm which wiped out the tracks I
Made on that memorable night.
.The examining physician inquired
If I had ever had delirium tremens or
discharge of the ear. I have not,
although I had a discharge from my
employer twenty years ago, but it
did not become chronic, and to -day I
regard myself as perfectly recovered
from it.
I was asked age of grandparents,
if living, and answered that if living
inateral grandparents would be
respectively 120 and 114 ; parternal
grandparents 118 and 112.
Now the company is trying to
crawl out of the policy on the ground
that my grandparents were not
living at all. I did not pretend that
they were living. . I said that if
living they would be those ages. I
hate a corporation that wants to
back out after it has made a fair and
square trade that way.
Is it not disgraceful, after asking
me all about my private affairs and
personal Habits—things that I have
never told anyone, not even my
dearest friend on earth—that an in-
surance company, claiming to stand
with a large umbrella spread so as to
keep off the storms of adversity from
the helpless heads of widows and
orphans, should seek to crawl out of
so small a hole as that ?
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THE WIN GELAIVI TIMES, SEP" TM EE 20,1895.
Presbytery of Huron,
The Presbytery of Huron met in
Willis church, Clinton, on Tuesday,
the 10th inst,, the Rev. Dr, McDonald,
of Seaforth, presiding..
It was decided to ask for the same
grants as last year, in aid of all the
supplemented congregations. A min-
ute was adopted, expressing regret
that the Rev. Mr. Moray had resign-
ed the pastoral charge of Leeburn
and Union Churches, satisfaction
with his work daring bis pastorate,
and hope that he might soon find
another suitable field of labor.
Arrangements for missionary
meetings were left to the sessions of
the various congregations. Ministers
were also enjoined to have at least
one Sabbath missionary service in
their charges before the end , of the
year.
Mr. H, A. McPherson, theological
student, at present assisting Dr. Mc-
Donald, ,in Seaforth, read a. discourse,
which was cordially sustained by the
Presbytery, Mr. A.. Ii, McLeod, of
Brucefield, asked to be recognized as
a student for the ministry, and after
the usual examination, bis request
was granted.
Wanted a Cheek on His Dqy..
Anyone could see he was Getman,
and ilia tongue confirmed his nation-
ality, as he addressed the night clerk
at the G. T, ii., depot, I vane a
cheek on mine leetle poy, You want
what ? asked the Clerk. I vant a
check on mine poy. Ile vas ride
with his 'mother dis way, and the
conductor charge him all the price.
He vas only a •leetle fellow and I
was. cheek on hint to take him
once more home again, When the
clerk explained his powerlessness to
grant tae man's request, pointing
out that the proper proeedure was:
to have bought a half ticket for the
boy before ,starting, the applicant
grew surly, "Fell," he said, •'I shust
stay to home next time 1 takes mine
little fellow to be robbed by the Cr.
R. T.
The clerk stated that he bad re-
ceived notice from Mrs. Gavin Ross,
of Hensall, that she intended to
appeal to the Synod of Hamilton
and London, from the decision ar-
rived at in her case by the Presby-
tery, at its last meeting. A commit-
tee was appointed to confer with
Mrs. Ross, who was present. From
their report, after conference, it ap-
peared that Mrs. Ross complained,
not so much of the decision of Presby-
tery, as of certain statements of the
Moderator of Ilensall Session. The
appeal was, therefore, withdrawn,
and a new committee appointed to
look further into. the case, and to
bring about a settlement, ,if possible,
said committee to report at the next
regular meeting of Presbytery.
Children Cry for It.
I certify that there is nothing near as
good as Dr. Low's Worm Syrup. My
children used to cry for it. Our store-
keeper keeps it on hand, and it sells like
hot. cakes.
MRs. PETER HURRAY,
Devises P. 0., Ont.
Father's. Hoax.
clergyman, a
quite a sensation in
hick consists of seven
daughters. The revere
was absent from
r of days in an
The daughters
from their father,
that he had "married
x children;" and
erred home at a cert
f h news
effect o the
to the happy ,
weeping and wailing
of naughty things
was neglected, and
the arrival came it
but inviting.
last the Rev. Mr. X.
was alone. He greeted
daughters as usual, and as
neglected apartments
merry twinkle , in 'his
daughters were nervous aI
anxious. � At last
'ed Courage and ask
"Where is our mother
heaven," said the go
"But where is the
en whom you married
11y, I married her
my dears," he
replied.
A cl widower, recently
createdhis house-
hold, w grown-
up dao reverend gentle-
man home for a
numbs adjoining
country.,received
a letter which
stated a widow
with six that he might
be exp certain time.
The was a great
shock There
was and all
mannersaid. The
house when the
day of was any-
thing
At came, but
he his
he viewed
the there was
a eye. The
and evident-
ly the eldest
mustered ed :
?"
"In good man.
widow with six
cllildr ?"
"Why, to another
man, d.
Short Journeysort a Long Road
Is the Characteristic title of a profusely
illustrated book containing over one
hundred pages of charmingly written
descriptions of summer resorts in the
country north and west of Chicago. The
reading matter is new, the illustrations
are now, and the information therein
`twill be new to almost everyone,
A copy of "Short Journeys on a Long
Road" will be tent free to anyone who
s(to a
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to 0
to
centpostage) Will enclose ten pay p
Giro. H. 1lEitrl"oRD General Passenger
Agent Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul
Railway, Ohieae'".
--The
Tants ami Toronto weekly Globe
Wall be sent to new sulf:laribers from now
1111 the 1st of January, iS9(, for d0 cents.
You Don't stave to Swear Off
says the St, Louis Journal el Agriculture in an
editorial about No -To -Bac the famous tobacco habit
Pure. " We know of many easel cured by No -To.
Bac, one, a prom.nent St. Louis architect, smoked
and chewed for twenty years; two boxes cured him
so that even the smell of tobacco .fakes him Molt."
No•To:Sao sold and guaranteed no cure no pay.
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AN SCID AND WILL.TRIID 1 U+OY,--Mrs. Win
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years by ,,shrine of mothers for thew cuilureu venue
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dOGI0tie hue gums, alloys ail pain, cures wiuu tune,
and is tnebest ruueey ter Ltarrotwa. Is pleasant to
the taste. cold by Lru;gists ut t:tcry part of me
Worlu, Twuuty.nvc cuu,tt u nettle, Its ,,ague is
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Suotttiug syrup, and mice nu ether Iiia..
Love is precisely to the moral
nature what the sun is to the earth.
—Balzac.
They that govern must make the
least noise.—Selden.
The greatest learning is to be seen
in the greatest .plainness.—Watkins.
—The Toms and Toronto Weekly Globe
will be sent to new subscribers from now
till theist of January, 1806, for 30 cents.
Uncertainty and expectations are
j oys of life.—Congreve. •
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your Bowels and make your head clear
as a bell. 25o., 50c., and 81. Sold at
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There is none so homely but loves
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Covetous men aro mean slaves and
drudges to their substance. --Burton.
There is pleasure in poetic pains
which only poets know.—Cowper.
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All philosophy lies in two words,
'sustain' and 'abstain.'—Epictetus.
The world is only saved by the
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Shiloh's , cure, the great Cough and
Croup Cure, is in great demand. Pocket
size contains twenty-five doses, only 25c.
Children love it. Sold at Chisholm's
Corner Drug Store.
If fame is to come only after death,
I am in no great hurry for it.—
Martial.
. In our world death deputies in-
temperance to do the work of the
age.—Young.
The Guelph Maple Leaf Base
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Warranteed at Chishom'sdrug store.
The Power. of Eloquence.
History teems with examples of
the power of eloquence. A good
story of an incident which occurred
the other day in a Cardiganshire
chapel, where the congregation was
made up largely of seafaring men,
is now going the rounds. "A figure
used by the preacher related to a
captain at his wit's end when navi-
gating his ship through a narrow,
shallow, winding channel,abounding
with rocks and strong currents. The
faces of some of the listeners were
perfect pictures as the preacher
eloquently described the details and
difficulties of the voyage. The ship
ran against a bank, and in a thrill-
ing' burst the preacher shouted,
"What shall we do ? "Maven
knows," cried an old sailor, "for you I If ou wa t wick relief ad sane flits is
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Lxchange. store.
—Mr. Massey, of the Massey -Harris
Manufacturing Company, Toronto, says he
will begin the manufacture of electric
buggies shortly. He is also going to build
bicycles during the winter and sell them at
a dollar a pound.
Catarrh relieved in 10 to 60 minutes.—
One short puff'of the breath through
the Blower, supplied with each bottle of
Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder, diffuses
this Powder over the surface of the nasal
passages. Painless and delightful to use,
it relieves instantly, and permanently
cures Catarrh, Hay Fever, Colds, Head-
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Mrs. Burton Harrison has written
a new novelette, dealing in the main
with the "fashionables" of New
York at the Horse Show, which The
Ladies' Home Journal is about to
begin. Mr, W. T. Smedley has
illustrated the story.
Relief an six hours.—Distressing Kid
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and pain in passing it almost immediately,
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The development of Farmers' Institutes and
other means of education on successful practi-
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of his work. The most successful ones are not,
as a rule, those who do the greatest amount of
manual labor, but they aro found ranking first
as prize -winners on all agricultural products.
James Rogers, a resident of Tilsonbiu'g, Oxford
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intim, his statement will be of interest to many:
"I have suffered for seven or Dight years with
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here find words to describe. Night after night
was kept awake with the painful itching. I
tried all the physicians and every known
remedy all to no account, not even relief. In
talking over my curious trouble with Mr. Chas.
Thomson, our well known druggist, he recom-
mended Chase's Ointment. To my wonder and
surprise. I got relief from the second applica-
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any case of Itching Piles no matter of how
long duration. I would not bo without it for
ton times its cost. In volunteering this testi-
mony and my consent for the manufacturers of
Chase's Ointment to use it as they wish, it is
that like suftorersmayknow they can be cured." ,
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