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More than his sharp of Fortune's rubs,
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Yet stili complains,
THE SKIP'S STORY.
A TFIRILLING TEMPERANCE LESSON AT
TITS TOP OF AN EIGIITY-FOOT
CHIMNEY.
From the Youth's Companion.
Dennie McLeau, known to his in-
timates of the curling club of By -
town, Nova Scotia, as " Dannle, the
Skip," is a Scotchman by birth, a
mason by trade, and by choice a de-
votee of the game called " curling,"
which is played on ice. The fours-
, fain of gladness for hien freezes up
with the thawing out of the ponds,
:and thaws with their freezing.
The ,,arae is in itself an excellent
one, but it too often leads the play
ors into Scotch conviviality,' and pos-
sibly 1)allnie, who is skip or captain
of a rink, or side, became confirmed
in drinking habits by sedulously at-
tending the feasts of the Bytown
club, 13e that as it may, he no lon-
ger drinks intoxicants,. and I think
many people will be interested in an
.account of the occurrence that' made
liim an abstainer.
Last summer, he said tome --for I
:shall try to tell his story' in his' own
words --I took a contract to build a
tall chimney for the tanning com-
pany at Millville. It was to be
eighty-two feet high, and they want-
ed the job hurried through. The
bricks were on the ground, and we
ran the thing up at a great rate.
The foundation and lower part
were. plain sailing; but as we got
higher 1 had trouble with my help,
The local men became,. frightened,
and left one after. another.
At last I had to send back home
here for Charley French. Charley
and I got on pretty fast, and one
Saturday afternoon we were putting
on the finishing touches, over eighty.
feet above the ground, when the
thing happened I'm going to tell you
about.
You see, at that height, hod -carry-
Ing- was out of the question, so we
had a block and tackle rigged, and
lifted all our stuff by horsepower.
The upper block was fastened to one
of the upright posts of the staging;
the lower one to a post sank in the
ground.
It was not a very safe arrange-.
ment, as we could not make the
staging very secure. But we got a -
quiet, steady horse, and a cautious
chap for driver, and didn't feel as
though there -Was much danger. -
There were six uprights in the
staging. Of course, each of them
was not all one stick. They had to
be spliced about every twenty feet.
• This made three joints in each up-
raight, and,they were far from being
firm.
Down near the ground, where the
brickwork had hardened, and the
stagging was well fastened to the
chimney, it was all right; but the
upper part of it was decidedly un-
steady. The posts creaked and vi-
brated more or less every time a
tubful of brick: or mortar came up.
We had made a bet of a bottle of
brandy with the manager of the co m-
pany that we would finish the work
by Saturday evening. At dinner-
time that day it was so certain that
we were going to win that Charley
suggested to the manager that he
had better pay half the bet in ad.-'
•vance, in the shape of a flask of
brandy. He agreed, and we took
the flask up with us to finish off on.
We had drunk most of it and had
only one more course of brick to lay,
'wvhen the son of the manager made
bis way up -beside us. He was ai
wide-awake, independent looking.
youngster, fourteen or fifteen years.
of age, but he had no right to be
there. He would have been sent
down in a hurry, If the brandy
hadn't made us a little too easy-
As
asyAs it was, we both had sense..
enough to ova— him to leave at
once. inew'' i-1 of obeying, he put
his hands into Us pockets, eyed tts .
knowingly for a moment, and re -
Marked
Say, aren't you two a. little high,
for eighty feet above ground?
We laughed and let hinnstay. He
moved roU•lld the staging, not in the
least disturbed by the 'elevation.
Finally, when he got tired looking,
he pickedup a hatchet which had
been in use for driving nails, and',be-
gan chipping at one of the posts,
In the meantime the last brief**
was laid, We finished the brandy,
and gave three cheers, while the boy
stoxl watching us with anything but
respeetful eyes. Charley French
tires leaning against the chimney
with the empty flask in his hand,
looking somewhat tipsy.
See here, Daudet, said he, solenln-
ly, thes'e's the old horse down yon-
der, and we've forgotten all about
him, He's seen us right through
this job, and he hasn't been offered
so much as a smell of the brandy,
Hello, old chap! Here's the flask
for you, anyway, he suddenly shout-
ed, as he gave it a toss.
It went flashing and circling'
through the air, and fell with a crash
on a big' stone just behind, the horse,
whose driver was with a crowdof
loafers some twenty or thirty yards
away.
Tho horse gave a frightened 1eitp,
and galloped off • at 'a speed .that I
hadn't thought was in hien., The
rope whizzed over the pulleys, and
the half-filled' tub shot up towards
us like a- socket.
It tame against the upper block
with a crash that threatened the
overthrow of the whole staging. Posts
swayed anis bent at their joints;
boards, louse brick and tools slipped
from their places and went rattling
down below.
.Wo • clutched at the top of the
chimney as the steadiest object with-
in reach. But the newly -laid brick
moved under our hands, and gave
little proti,se of holding us hp.
The horst was checked for a mo-
ment when the tub came against the
upper block; hitt he bent wildly to
his traces, and tlye fastening of the
lower block gave way. He had
now a direct purchase on 'the upper
corner of the staging..
The. only thing which saved it
from beim; torn away at the first
tug, was the horse being unable, to
bring his whole strength to bear.
The rope ascended at an angle
which. lifted the traces -above his
back, and shifted the strain from his
shoulders to his neck. He was half
choked and 'thrown to the ground.
The statin» groaned and reeled
as he struggled to get on his feet
again. His driver stood stupidly
looking at us without moving a step.
The whole thing happened in so few
seconds, that it is not inueh wonder
the man's presence of mind left him.
The horse scrambled to his knees—
then to his feet and pulled frantically.
The strain at the top of the chimney
became frightful. It . seemed as
gi rn
though not only the sta.,m,,, but the
whole upper part ` of the chimney
would be pulled away and fall at
the next plunge.
Neither Charley nor I had spoken
a word. We just held on, and
gasped and wondered how it would
feel when.everything gave way.
And we forgot all €>,bout the man-
ager's son until he spoke up behind
us:
Say, it's about time to cut this
rope, ain't it ?
Before we could, turn our heads
there was a sharp click on the block.
The. clean-cut end of the rope shot
'downward.
The boy stood with the hatchet in
his hand watching the horse. Of
course the moment the rope was cut
the straining animal pitched forward.
Then taking fresh alarm he ran
from the place with the ungainly
movement of a runaway truck
horse. •
It'd be a good thing for you two
men if you were just its frightened
of rum bottles as old Dobbin down
there seems to be, remarked the boy,
calmly, as the horse disappeared
round the corner, while the rope
trailed behind him like a long snake.
Charley and I `were both sober
enough by that time, and we wanted.
to shake 'hands. with the inannger's
son, but he•reflised..
No Use making a fuss, he said. I
happened, to have your hatchet in
my hand, and I cut the Pope. That's
all. Another yank from Dobbin
Would have brought the whole thing
down, and that'd have been about as
rough on nre as you.
Su you see I came near not curling
any this winter, concluded Damaie,
but as it is, I'll just quit the eon-
veeviaulity o' the game.
��4r, lila Attat .mt,AN.
THE WING IIAM TIMES, MAY 3, 1895,
Absent Minded.
' There is an Illinois ieongressrnan
who is a trifle absent-minded. His
friends tell a story about hint which
exasperates him so that he has
threatened to kill the very next
person who repeats it. That only
proves that it is true, you know.
JIewever, this is the story. The
congressman was walking along a
'Chicago street one day when he was
stopped by a beggar.
',Cho eongressulan--you know how
tender hearted congressmen are --
went' down into his pocket. He
looked at the beggar sympathetically
as he handed him a half dollar.
"How long have you been dumb?"
be asked:
"Twenty years," said the beggar.
"Dear me ! : dear me 1" murmured
the congressman, as he walked on,
"Isn't that dreadful ! Dumb twenty
years."
.A.nd'then the point dawned on
him:---\Vashington Post. •
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