The Wingham Times, 1895-04-26, Page 7joon the Piano,
afing around the streets
last night, said Jim Nelson, oneof
the old locomotive engineers running
- into New Orleans. As 1 had nothing
to do I dropped into a concert, and
heard a sick looking Frenchman play
a piano in a way that made ane feel
all over in spots, As soon as he sat
-1, down on the stool I knew by the
,i way he handled himself that he
. understood the machine he'wtLs,runn-
ing. He tapped the keys way up
one end,,just as if they were gauges,
and be wanted to see if he had water
• enough. Then he looked up, as if he
wanted to know how much steam be
was carrying, and the next moment
he pulled open the throttle and sailed
•on the main line as he was half -an -
hour late.
You could hear her thunder over
• culverts and over bridges, until the
fellow rocked about in his seat some-
how. I thought it was old '36' pull-
ing a passenger train and getting;'
:nut of the way- of a `special.' The
fellow worked the keys on thecharacter as an indispensable prore-
R middle division like lightning and I quisite to success in the conclact of
-then he flew along the north end of 1 their mercantile enterprises.. The
the line until the drivers went around
like a buzz saw, and I got excited.
About the time I was fixing to tell
him to cut her off a little, lie kicked
• the dampers under the machine wide
open, pulled the throttle way back
in the tender, and Jerusalem 1 how
he did run. I couldn't stand it any
• longer, and yelled to hint that he was
pounding on the left side and if he
wasn't careful he'd drop his ash pan.
But be didn't hear. No one heard
me. Everything was flying and
• whizzing. Telegraph poles on the
side of the track looked .like a row
of cornstalks, the trees appeared to
be a nnul bank, and all the time the
.exhaust of the old machine sounded
like the .ism of a bumble bee. I
-tried 'to yell out, but my tongue B.lipt lu sus hoarb--a)istressing .Lid
wouldn't move. He went around 11oy and I3la'ider diseases relieved in tux
hears by the "Great South American Kid -
curves like a bullet, slipped eecelitrie,. y gi,re."° This great reined y is agreat
blew out his soft plug, went down-nnprise stud delight to physicians (Nag -ac=
"IL,
grades fifty feet to the mile and not emit of its exceeding promptness in I'tliiew
,.a confounded brake set. She went Ing pain in the bladder, kidneys, back and
every part of the urinary. p.issuges in male
:by the meeting point at a mile and ane funutle. It regi,^yes r�teution.of water
ft half a minute and calling for more and pain in passing it almost immediately:
steam. My hair stood up like a cat's If you want quick relief and Dare this is
tail because I knew the game was scours. remedy. Sold at Chisholm s drug;
.
THE WINGH.AIVI TIMES, APRIL 26, x895.
DR. C!iPSI'S
A Enstness Man's Questions. 1 Wkly He was Went.
There is a commercial value to A physician describes. in the At-
ebaracter. The than who is dis- 'antic Journal, a: remarkable ease of
honest, intemperate and lax in his a patient's confidence in his pbysi••
morals generally does not command clan i-- -
as high a price in the business world When I was a student in Philadel-
as does the man .of elean hands, pure phia I had a patient, an Irishman,
hettrt and upright life. It pays, with a broken leg. When the plas-
coiluffereittlly to be good. ter bandage was removed, and a
The other day we received a letter lighter one put in its place, 1 noticed
frorn a prominent business house in that ane of the pins went in with
this city inforinina us that a certain great diffical.ty, and 1 could not un
young man had filed an application dcrstand it.
with them for a position as bookkecp- A week afterward, in removing
er, and had given -our name as refer- this pin, I found it bad stuck hard
ence. We were much -interested in and fast, and I was forced to remove
the eleven questions asked urs by the it with the forceps. What was my
house. Among them were these: astonishment, on making an• examin-
Does be use liquor or has he any ation, to find that the pin had run
other bad habits? Ilas he at Any through the skin twice _nstead of
time been addicted to liquor or given ' through the cloth.
to gambling, extravagance, manor- Why, Pat, said I, didn't you know
ality, or other bacl habits? Has lie that pin was sticking in you ? •
ever been Suspected of fraud, dis- To be shure 1 did, replied Pat,
honesty, or dishonorable conduct? but I thought you knowecl your basis
These questions indicate the esti- ness, so I hilt me tongue.
mate that business men place upon
young plan who has low ideals of life.
who gambles, drinks. is extravagant,
immoral, or in any way dishonorable
is repudiated and thrust aside. Mere
skill and ability to perforin certain
alloted tasks are not a sufficient
equivalent ie the eyes of clear-headed
business men for so many dollars of
salary. They prefer an inferior
grade of ability with a superior grade
of moral character, if they cannot
obtain superior grades of both.
Blessed is the man Whet listens to and
obeys the apostle's exhortation, "Keep
thyself pure," for upon biro will the
sun of prosperity and everlasting
contentment surely shine.--Bpworth
Herald.
l
up.
Sure enough, dead ahead of us was
the head -light of a 'special.' In' a
-daze I heard the crash as we struck,
and I saw cars shivered. into atoms,
people mangled and mashed and
bleeding, and gasping .for water. I
heard another crash as the professor
struck the deep keys way down on
-the lower end of the southern division
and then I came to my senses. There
he was at a standstill, with the door
o€the firebox of the machine open,
wiping the perspiration off his face
and bowing to the people before him.
If I live to be a thousand years old
never forget the ride that French-
man gave me on a piano.
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Its action on the systemis remarkable and
mysterious. It removes at once the, cause
of the disease immediately disappears. The
first nose greatly benefits. 75 Dents.
Warrauteed at Chishom'sdrui store.
Work and Wages.
A blacksmith in Jerusalem can
make $1.92 per week.
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A Caution 1 A Warning!
If, on blowing the nose in the Meru-
ing;, lumps and flakes are discharged
colored with blood, especially on one
side, lose no time 1n applying a remedy%
Catarrh of the very worst kind has be-
come seated, the walls are sore and full
of small a ulcers, sr,and ifsoon cured
m unot
will bo hard to cure and eradicate. "A
stitch•in time saves nine." Use Chase's
Catarrh Cure.
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,n•otut .,g 1freaul St., Toronto, re.
;,,, :Mit VI•.n•ra.1 Star. says, Chase's Pills act
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i u1 ala,- s, Id ,everywhere, or by ,nail on
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JOB PRINTING,
JNCLUDING Rooks, Pamphlets, Posters, Bib
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style of the art, at moderate prices, and on short
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Successful but Serious.
Paddy Kelly walked into the sick C,qB ____Local non Traveling Salesmen
room of Mickey Dolan. Mickey lay `rtF �.� �■ to han•ile our Hardy Caned tan
Crown Nursery Stoelt. ,t a gaarantao satisfae•?an to
there pale, with his eyes closed, and 1•epresentatires and Customers. Our Norseries aro .
heard Pat exclaims- Mickey, it's ill the ItWi0st• in �ho ilotniuion-�ovor 700 acres. No
b tit t'on in orders rxclu•ire terrftory nnQ
sus u1
Vere looking. Fwat's the matter ilberal terms to whole or pert tante agents, write
wid ye? Do ye know•that spalpeen,11e'' STONE & WELLiNGTON,
av widdy O'I3rien's second husband? (Ileadvirjt)Turontn,nnt..
The only Nursery in Canada havingtestins; orchards.
asked Mickey. That I do. IIe bet
ane a; pound • to a pint I couldn't;
sehwaller an ig„' widout breakin' 1
the shell av it. Did ye do it? 1 dict. • U a
Lyi
Then fwat's chill' yep? It's dawn ; K
there, laying his hand on his stomach. . 7
If I jump I'll bleak it an' cut ane
stummiek wid the shell. If I kape I
quiet the thing'11 'hatch out an' Pll I
have a. shanghai rooster clawin' me
insides. ' ' ,
The Ontario. Governinent has de-
:cided not to issue licenses in local
option municipalities, on the ground
"that it would be taken by the . tem-
perance:organizations as a backward
step.
The King of "u'avtlria has a salary North Ontario prohibitionists will
of $1,412,000 a year. • .meet at Cannington on May 3, and
A printer in Peru can make from 'will be addressed by Mr. W. W.
$1.25 .to 31.80. • Buchanan and other prohibition
speakers.
Shop girls in France receive an
average of ;x100 a year.
In Mexico seamstresses are paid
37 cents a day; weavers 50 cents.
Bookkeepers in Germany receive
from $300 to .$800 a year.
Teachers • in Hamburg
from $11 to $28 per month.
Fig packers in Asia Minor, if skil-
ful, can !Hake 20 cents a day.
receive
A camel owner and his beast in
Palestine are worth $10 a day.
Railroad clerks in Germany are.
paid an average of 52 cents &day.
Of Interest to Railroaders. You Don't Have t> Smear Off
At the present session of the 1 days the St. mats Jannis( of Agriculture 10 an
editorial about No• ,:•3 ttels rations tel trn habitnit
euro. " 1t'e know of m.,ny ease• ,sired by ;in.To•
t smoked
Bac, one, a prominent S. [,osis arch[tL' e , n ate
d
and chewed for twenty years; two sexes cured hint
so that even the smell of toh teen makes him sick "
Nn•To•Aac sold cud :m m:teed no• cure no p
Rook free. Sterling Remedy Co ; S'4 St. Paul St.,
Montreal.
Dominion Parliament, W. F. Maclean,
M. P., will introduce a bill to prohibit
,railway companies from employing
1' lv 1' who has
any person as engine d e
not been employed for at least five
years as fireman on a locomotive
* engine; or as conductor who has not
been employed for at least five years
as brakeman. It is also designed
that the bill shall make it unlawful
for a railway to use any locomotive
engine that is not equipped with an
it -brake in proper working order,.
ir or to run any train a sufficient
number of ears of which are net so
equipped with an air -brake that the
enkine driver on the locomotive can
control its speed without the assis-
tance of the hand brakes ; or to use
on its lines any locomotives or cars
not•egttipped with automatic couplers
in proper working order, so that
such locomotives and cars can be
coupled and uneoupled without it
being necessary for men to go in
between the ends of cars.
Catarrh relieved in 10, to 60 minutes. -•-
One short puff of the breath through
the Blower, supplied Wfth each bottle of
Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder, diffuses
this Powder over the surface of the nasal
passages. Painless and delightful to use,
it.ralleves inntnnfland permanently
cures Catarrh, 11 .) River, olds, head-
ache, Sore Throat, •"oosilitis and Deaf.
ness. 60 Lents, At c"hisholn's Drug
Store.
A clergyman \vas very anxious to
introduce some new hymn books into
the cliturch, and arranged with his
clerk that the latter was to give out
the notice immediately after the ser-
mon. The clerk, however, had a
notice of his own with reference to
the baptism of infants to give out.
Accordingly, at the close of the ser-
mon he arose and announced that,
" All those who had children whom
they wished to have baptized were
to send in their names at once to the
clerk. The clergyman, who was
stone deaf, assumed that the clerk
was giving ottt the hymn -book notice,
and immediately rose , and said,
" And I should like to say for the
benefit of those who haven't any,
that they may be obtained in the
vestry any day from three to four
o'clock; the ordinary little ones is.
each, and the special ones with red
backs at is. 4d," , The lion lifarehe, the great dry
goods store of Paris, employs 4,000
An impulse should be kept on ice
for a time. attendants, They are fed on the
premises. The kitchen in whieh
Bduoation may powerfully affect their fodd is prepared is the largest
!the mind in its superficial strata, but In the world, and gives employment t
cannot renew it in the depths. to sixty cooks and 100 assistants.
A little girl at Ottawa named
Emma Thomas was trying to get
through a window when the sash
fell on her and she • was choked to
death.
•
Train up a heifer in the way she
should go, and when she is it cow
she will not depart from it.
My dear, what is the awful noise
from the kitchen ? I don't know,
Jack, unless it is that some of. the
dishes aro getting rattled.
The British empire and its depen-
dencies and colonies embrace 11,000,-
000 square miles, or about the size of
all Africa.
A church in Loudon still possesses
an income originally given to it for
the purpose of baying faggots for
burning heretics. .
The character of men often eomes
out more clearly in their unpremedi•
-
tated actions than in their studied
conduct.
The Marquis of Lorne has written
a Comic opera.
The people who die annually in
London number 81,000, and it takes
23 • acres of 'ground to give them
decent burial room.
The nearest approach to the north
pile was on May 13, 1892, when
Lieutena.nt Lockwood stood within
396 miles of that coveted spot.
The marble craze having waned,
the shall boy is now perched on the
bank of the stream waiting patiently
for his niblets.
A size in Coat of trousers is one
inch; in underwear, two inches; in a
sock, an inch; in it collar, half an
inch; in shoes, one-sixth of an ineh;
.in gloves, a quarter of an inch; in
hats, onc•cight.
If you want your
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If you have CATARRH, and desire to be cured*
without risk of losing, your money, we will send it
a .°sr:M1olmE INHALgR and medicine for that
disease without asking a cent of pay In advance.
After a fair trial at your own home, and you find
it a genuine remedy, you can send us $3 to pay for
same. if not satisfactory In every way you can
return the Inhaler sit our expense, and need not
pay one cent. Could anything be more fair?
You have everything to gain and nothing to lose.
If the remedy Is not all we claim, we are the
losers,not you. dust think of being cured for $3.
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Ray. J. S, NORRrs, late Bond St, Church, To-
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Wm. A. Walker of 16th Street says:—"I have suffered
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EMI 9 S I C N S Syphilis and other Private diseases. I had ulcers in tht
month and throat, bone sins, hair loose, pimples or. -
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Wed experienee In eighteen months w.• were divorced. I
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