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SEAFORTH, ONTARIO, DECEMBER 30, 1976
Th is is a message for young men
who were friends of Skippy Skinner,
and for the hundreds of other
Skippies in our country who like to
drive cars fast.
If Skippy had known, as he stepped
on the gas last Monday on the •New
Highway, that in a few - seconds he
would die under water, he would
never have done it. •
But he didn't know. He didn't thihk
ahead, or consider possibilities. He
must 'have' been living intensely in
that immediate moment, intoxicated
by-the thrill of speed.
The delight in speed is one, of the
great, intrinsic pleasures, like
dancing for the, person who' dves it,
singing for the good singer,surf
Fisting for the expert ' surfer.
"Ifitrinsic" means good • for itself
alone, Without any before or after.
• Everybody has•at least an occasional
craving for speed, although most of
us get it vicariously, by watching auto
or horse races. So it's nonsense to say
that, speed is bad. It's terrific.
But in an • automobile, , •.it's
terrifically dangerous. Maybe y ou
think : So what - like dancer, it's -
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la'S't phase of reconstruction can be
carried out without.. increasing the
town's debt. This has' been made
possible, by participation of Seaforth
residents in various fund raising
programs and the availability of
certain provincial grants.
What is most important now is that
this same local participation continue
through the next couple. of yveeks -
particularly. in support of the Lions
million penny project and the
Optimist's arena program. If these
events are successful in raising an
additional $15,000 the town expects to'
attract.a Wintario 2 for 1- graQt and
thus avoid interest charges that could —
urn as' high as $50,000 i.f it becomes
necessary to issue debentures.
Now that sanitary sewers are in
place the town also has made a start
on a program, to complete storm
sewer installations that hopefully will
solve the needs of today and
tomorrow.
part of the fun. And perhaps' you're
right there, too. But here are a couple
of thoughts about that,
, One is that life after 21 holds so
many chances for fun that the thrill
,
of
danger .for the moment isn't. worth
maybe throwing away the future for.
Another is that the men, the 'real
men, who enjoy dangerous sports like
mountain-climbing, or `white-water
canoeing, 'Of free - gliding, train
themselves rigorously and use every
device and precaution to keep,
themselves alive in, the most
dangerous, situations. ."
And still another. thought. Maybe
you've got the right to risk your own
life. But .how about others? The life
you destroy may not be your, own,
It may be that of someone in
another car, or someone walking
along the road; who isn't getting your'
kicks out of the screaming tires and
roaring motor and rushing air.
It may be someone else's mother or
father, or'kid sister or brother, or girl
friend. Would you accept the need for
speed in some other guy who mashed
your mother to •pulp?
(In the Bridgewater, Nova Scotia
Buifetio •
I've never gone in .for these B.Y.O.B.
parties: Bring Your Own Bottle parties.
.If I invite sorneone„.to my party and
expect them to tiring their own drinks. then
1-figure 'one of two things. Either I can't
afford the party. or that's way too much
liquor around for anyone's good.
Now. you don't have to go and spread
this all around. i mean, You don't have to
tell the people we invited over to our place
for New Year's Eve. But there's not going
to be any liquor in our house that night..
For' a while there we had the wicked idea
of letting, on every drink was spiked.
' When, in fact, net one luld a drop'in it. We
wondered, how high the spirits would rise.-
without any help. '
Or We !bought about having two punch
bowls-One for the saints and One for the
sinners. Then came another devilish idea.
Switch the signs on, saints-and sinners. See•
what kind of happy hour that would make,
• But no: None of that, we decided. We'll
have punch .alright', but not 'that punchy
kind.
Anil vie"re letting it all hang out in the
open. Telling our guests beforehand. •
I'm promising them they're all going to
,be in good shape when they leave our
house, -And they're going to 'feel even
better on New Year's Day.
It's interesting. There's more synonyms
in Webster's Thesaurus for "intoxicated"
than any other word. Would you believe
46? . •
Blasted,
Blitzed.
Boiled,
Bombed.
Corned.
Crocked.
Decayed.
'Dinged out.
Frazzled.
, ,
ag.4ed
Glazed.
Jagged.
Juiced.
Loaded.
Lushed, •
Oiled.
Ossified.
Plastered.
Pickled.
Plonked,
Plowed.
Potted. •
Polluted.
Shellaced.
'Sloshed.
Spitlicated.
Stoned.
Soused.
Sozzled,
Tanked,
Totalled'.
Vulcanized.
Wrecked.
Zonked.
And these are only the verbs! You
probably have more to add to the list.
1 guess-there are so,many words fOr this
fallen state of grace because the condition
is so universal. And New Year's Eve is the
dilly of thern_all,
So lam going-to do my part this year in
relieving the malady.
I'm starting to worry, though, if I should
have mentioned• this dry New Year's Eve
party at all. How would you feel if you
invited people to your party and no one
came? •
I know I'm taking chances, l,might wind
up with all the dances - with my wife and
two daughters. Us four no more. And our
two sons. But that's it.
At least no one can use those words on
me: Under the table, Full'as a tfek. In the
bag. \-Deteerit. Half-seas over. Stinko.
Tight. Dippy. Bongoed, Walleyed.
' So Cheers! Here's to the New Year,.
Good and sober.
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„4 Accomplishment in
As 1976 draws to a close Seaforth'
and the community Can look back on ,1
year of municipal accomplishment
which will benefit not only today's
citizens but also those who will regard
Seaforth as their town in the jtbars
ahead.
High on the list of tasks completed
must be the completion of -a 'town
wide sanitary sewer system. The
subject of discussion at council
meetings for more than forty years
plans for a sewer system to serve the
entire town were put in motion at a
council meeting in September e 1965.
Now, 11 years later, the system is in`
use.
Alterations and improvement-sto
the arena are well in hand and will be
completed before. many weeks. Not
only will the renovated building meet
today's safety standards but changes
in • the interior arrangements will
provide a much improved use of the
building. What is most important too
is the fact that it is expected that the
A lesson from sloppy
Out in the cold
Amen
by kad Schuessier
New Year's and liquor
in the Years . Agorte
DECEMBER 29,1876 .,
The following is the result of the municipal
neininations: Seaforth, Mayor, James Beattie and Dr.
Coleman; Reeve D.D.Wilson and M.Y. McLean,
'Tuckersmith, G.E.Cresswell and David Walker re-
elected.
I Mrs. Egan, of London,in stepping off the cars at the
station in that city, slipped and fell heavily, spraining
her arm severely.
A soiree in connection with the Methodist Episcopal
Church, Winthrop, was held in the Good Tentplair hall.
John Morrison was in the chair. MOsic was supplied by
Miss Terwiller and Miss Griffin Of Seaforth and Miss
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Norman of Winthrop. •
David Yule of Seaforth, brought to this office a
' beautiful yellow butterfly.
Alexander Adams, who resides on Main St, has.
clothing.e°men
ced the business of dyi• g and re-colouring
P.A.Sharp has disposed of h' livery business in town
to Messrs. Carnochan and Easton.
The annual supper under the auspices of Britannia,
Lodge was held at Rose's Hotel. The following brethren
were installed: H. L. Vercow, W.M.; Charles WilsSn;
S.W.; T.K.-Anderson, J.W.; A. Strong, Treas., George
Gouinlock, SEc., Robert Smith, Tyler.
Mr. marshall's rink is now open. On Christmas day
there were 200 persons On the ice. He intends having a
masquerade carnival. 4k,
DECEMBER 27, 1901
A very enjoyable time was spent in the assembly
room of the Collegiate Institute. The occasion was the
presentation and address to L.L.McFaul, who for 29
years.has filled the position of principal of the Seaforth.
Public School. The chair was 'occupied by Mayor
Wit son, Dr. Chas. McKay read the address and Miss
Dickson made the presentation of a purse of money.
Geo. Baird Sr. of Stanley has a record which \few can
boast of. He has completed the 40th year as teacher in
that one school.. •
Robert Devereaux of the Seaforth iage Works
.has a neat, comforae and well finished a lot of cutters
ass can be found in any establishment in the county . •
James Morrison, son ,of John C.-Morrison, McKillop
who took 98.25 points on his September white cheese at
the Pan American has been engaged to take charge of
the Cartilage Cheese Factory.
Wm. Paterson oftown had the misfortune OD get the
end taken
factory
taken off one of his fingers with a shaper in the
furnitu
John G. Wilson left for Welesley on. The best
j)/
wishes of hosts of friends go with Mr. Wilson.
A very pleasant surprise was given to Mr,, and Mrs.,.
Th omas She llinglow when the 'members of the ,
Sabbgath School, No.9 Tuckersmith a kindly worded
address was read by Miss A. MacTSvish and the group
presented him with a beautiful roll top desk.
Albert Hislop of Walton was engaged in throwing
away blocks from a circular saw. The back of his hand
was badly injured.
A. Mustard of Brucefield has leased W. Jowett's saw
mill for a term of years.
T.N.Forsyth', teacher qi S.S.No. 2, Tuckersmith,
completed his eleventh year in the one -schoel.
DECEMBER 31,1926
Mr. August Krauskopf of . the Edmonton•District is
visiting his mother.. it is eighteen years since he left.
Mrs. Wm. Murray of Egmondville is to be
congratulated on being a great, great grandmother.
",Mrs. Murray is in her 93rd year. •
A most pleasant. Xmas gathering was held at 'the
Charters' home ,on the Mill Road on Christmas Day
when a number of neighbors and friends assembled to
enjoy their hospitality.
• Over 200 persons attended the nomination meeting
held in ,Winthrop Hall. For reeve, F. J. McQuaid and
Wm. Somerville; Councillors, John Dodds, F.B.Medd,
Don Regele, Ed. H oran, Thos. McKay, J. Eckert, Dan
Beuerinan.
Mr. and ,Mrs. John A, Torrance' of Clinton and
formerly• of Egmondville celebrated their golden
wedding on Christmas Day.
DECEMBER 28,1951
Mr. McKellar,"congenial C.N.R. express agent, was
'presented with a new bicycle by some of ,the business ,
men of the Main St. The presentation. •was in
appreciation of services beyond the call of duty.
Riverside Poultry plant which lost 750 live fowl in the
.$40,000 fire that destroyed the main building, lost
another $200 worth to thieves.
A very quiet wedding took place at the Egmondville
'''manse on Christmas morning, when Rev.
A.W. Gardiner united in marriage Grace McLellan, and
Wm. Jacob Klein.
Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Walden have moved in• to
their new home which they.had erected.during the past
summer.
Mrs. John McGregor, of Seaforth, had the
misfortune to fall on her "way, home from church and
break her hip.
Wes. Roe of Hullett TWp, cut his left, hand, while
putting a.'new handle in,an'axe. Ho had to haveseveral
stitches to close the wound.
Cpl, Harry Earle Of Matlock Beach, Man. paid a short
visit tp his parents. He flew to Centralia for aeroplane
parts.,
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Sitgar and Spie
by Bill Smiley
Christmas time ;II
" I must admit that my feelings about the
so-called "holiday season" are a bit
ambiguous.
There's no feeling of satisfaction greater
than that experienced when, the blasted
Christmas tree is finally up and decorated.
And there is no feeling more sinking that
when your one-year-old grandson tries to
climb it And pulls the whole, pagan mesh- over on top of himself. ,
For sheer gluttony, nothing can beat the
Christmas dinner, speaking Of paganism.
But' the sensual joy of stuffing oneself is
slightly overcast by the knowledge that (in
our house, anyway) one has first to stuff
the Arkey, and second. to wash the dishes
after dinner,
Then there's the Trost Office. We used to
knoW they Were just trying to startle the
early birds when they gave as those dates
fat mailing. Now , we know better. This
columir IS written to appear in your' •
Christmas' issue. YoU'll . probably be
reading it ab,mit mid.Pebruary. As I write,'
tit Cy 'threaten to strike, Pk Were
Christmas. I have as much sympathy with
them.as Thad with Hitler in his last days in
the bunker with little Eva.
I like a white Christmas, but I don't
particularly want to drive 400 miles to
,exchange season's greetings with, anyone,
, when I could be sitting by my own fire with
' a good book. , Why don't we all stay home?
I like the old carols, btit.I can't stand old
• Bing Crosby singing you ,know-what for the
800th time.
Even some of the old carols almost
demand parody, with the state of the.world
as it is. Here are a' few I have left over.
To the Liberal government. (Yes,
ther eis still at least one Liberal
government left in 'Canada):
"Gad-help you, merry gentlemen,
!Cause no one elSe Will do it.
•• We handed you a prime rib roast,
And all you did was Stew' it,"
',To the Patti Quebecois:
"Oh, hell! 0,,o-h hell'
What a Mess you have made.
You have sundered our country
At Zilch centigrade."'
Wouldn't have been so bad if they'd
done it in,the sumrilr. We'd have all gone
fishing.
Tel the oil industry: '
"We three sheiks of Araby are.
We've got oil, but never from tar
Sattalaetett all you dopey Canadians,
Whine while we raise the price."
lo the Angios in quebec:
"Hark, let's all us Ahglos sing,
We don't want gene for King.
Th nugh we've scorned, the man for
years,
Save us from his French With Tears."
hough? I agrees I'm getting faintly
nauseous myself. Avautitt ye carols?
Then there are 'the Christmas parties.
•
The' merchants have a big one, counting
their shekels, even though they know
they'll be lucky to b reak even in the next
few months. The cops have a party,
hauling in drunks: The drunks have a
party, because they know 'tis the season to
be jolly and they can get away with
anything short of murder. The murderers
haye a party because, under our present
prison rules, they'll probably all be home
for' Christmas.
And the rest of us gallop ▪ from one,
egg-nog to another, gulping down, grub
that some door woman has spent 24 h ours
preparing, and tried out on her husband so
often that he throws up at the mention of if.
The'social committee of our staff tried to
have a Christmas party for all the teachers
and ,it was pradtically a Sep heeatrse so
many could not fittike.tit. They were already
signed up for such things as a free party for
municipal employees and their spouSes,
free party for employees of a large
institution and their spouses, and various
other worthy events, none of them
designated to help the hungry or comfort
the 'affliated of the world.,
It's bad enough before Christmas, but
the pace accelerates right afater the bier
day. All those hostesses who couldn't
round up guests for a pre-Christmas bash
have been frantically phoning people to
attend their New Year's Eve- soiree, or
their apres-ski swill,) or their toboggan.
party turbulence. You have to be fist off
the mark, or you'll miss the chance, to play
host to 30 or, 40 people you couldn't give a
didle if you never saw,' and fill them with
*food and booze you can't afford.
Well, our baccanalia comes to something
of a grinding halt about the day after New
\Year's. We all lurch back to normal, suffer
through • the physical and financial
hangover, take a look out at the falling
snow and the falling temperature, and
realize with a sickening thud of the heart
tha t we are not, after all, living it 'up on
the Riviera, bV,t are stuck in the t rue north,
stem* and freezing, and there are still
three months oNit ahead of us.