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The Wingham Times, 1895-03-01, Page 7Aut.d. 1~itory but la Good One. Mr.'i ltd Bits. Whiffin . were on their way to the hot springs, where Mr. W. intended to get relief for his rheumatism 'in the baths, On leaving home Mrs.. W. prepared for an .emergency by taking along mustard for plasters, with which any pains incident to the fatigno of railway travel might be relieved. At a way station a . drunken travelling man boarded the train and was put to bed in the berth next to Mr, and Mrs. W. by the porter, Shortly after, Mr. W. woke up with a dread- ful stitch in his side, Like a good dutiful wife, Mrs. W. arose and went to the lavatory to make a strong, extra strong, mustard plaster with which to relieve the paia of her liege lord. 1 On her return she pulled the wrong curtain aside and placed the plaster upon the stomach of the senseless r drunken drummer. Then she went to the lavatory, washed her hands, .and returned to her berth, getting 'into the right section and finding Mr. W. asleep. "Tile plaster has reliev- ed the pain," said the good woman ; and with that thought on her hind she fell asleep. Nothing disturbed the sleepers ex- cept the rattle of wheels jumping rail joints for some minutes. Finally a loud groan was heard, then these words: — "Oh my 'stomach, my .s -t -o -m -a -e -h, oh h h ! " This was followed by, "I'll never touch another drop as long as I live. Oh, it's burning a hole in me, oh h h ! " :By this time heads were peeping 'out from behind curtains and the porter was on his way to the travel- ing man's berth. Of a sudden out came the bed clothes from tile' travel- ing man's berth and a cry of "Oh my, there is my stomach! I'ni dead!" • The exclamation was topped off by the mustard plaster being thrown out on. the aisle of the car. The porter thea grabbed the drummer and shook hila until awake. Dur- ing the first stages of sensibility he muttered : "Oh my stomach is gone, gone." --St Paul Pioneer Press. For Oyer Fifty Years AN BCL1 AND Wtem.-Tann Itwrcanv.–Mrs. Win slow' Soothin;; Syrup has been used for over fifty years by millions of mothers for their ohilurni' while teething, with perfecta;uccess. It soothes the child wahine rho gums, altos all pain, cures wind colic. and is tnuoest rnweJy for Diarrlio,a. Is pleasant to the taste. Bold by. I)ruintists in utery part of the worm. Twentytive cents a uottle. Its value is incalculable. lie r. and ask for firs. Winslow& Soothing Syrup, Ti : Vice 'sorsa. 'ho''Chinese do everything back- ward; they exactly reverse the usual order of civilization. • Note first that the Chinese compass points to the s4ath instead of the north. The men wear skirts and the women trousers. ,• The men carry on dressmaking and the women carry burdens. The man wear their hair long and the "women wear it short. • The spoken language of China is not written, and the written tang nage is' not spoken. Books are read backward, and what we call footnotes are inserted at the, top of the page. The'Chinese surname comes first instead Of 'last. The Chinese• shake their own .lands instead of the hands of those they greet. The Chinese dress in white at fu- nerals and in mourning at weddings, while old women always serve as bridesmaids. The Chinese launch their vessels sideways and mount their horses from the off side, tis The Chinese begin dinner with desert and end with soup and fish:— Tinton Signal. A Popular Traveller: Mr. G. Fred Anderson. the popular representative of T. S. Simms & Co., St. John, N. B., in speaking of Norway Pine " Syrup, says : "It is the best, cough cure 1 ever used anal prefer it to any other. Have given It to friends of aline and it oured every time, It would bo difficult ttow to induce me to use any other." With every animal raised upon the farm, whether for .bilk, .neat or for breeding again iii turn, early Maturity is one of the conditions which has a direct bearing upon the profit. Work toward this • all the time. Cinder present conditions the fanner can not afford to keep sheep for any one object, but the rlther make wool growing, mutton and lambs each return a, part of the pro- fits. One good thing is that mutton production' has not been overdone, and results ;are generally satisfactory in this line, l•torway fine fly'np aures coughs. Norway Pine Syrup eures colds Norway fine Syrup heals the ludgs. T.r E %VIN CUM art ' ' if 1‘1ARCITT i,, tl95 Young People We 1V'eec. Young people who aim high.. Young people who are teachable. Young people who aro unself sh, Young people who don't know it all, Young people who are utterly frank. Young people who will take the pledge, Young people who live to the sun- shine, Young people who make home a heaven. Young people who are never be- hind time. . Young people whose consecration is complete. Young people who are better doors than dreamers. Young people who dare to do'right anywhere and always. Young people who have becoming reverence for sacred things. Young people whose presence brings gladness whereyor they go. Young people who seek to secure a higher standard of Christain living, —Epworth Herald. It Is Merely Good Health. That beautiful complexion is health, preserved by Ripans Tabules. 1lipahs Tabules purify the blood, clear the skin of blemishes z d hake life more worth living. T3.am's Horn's Blast! i„Somc shepherds seem to ',forget that sheep never stand on their hind legs to eat. The conviction of sinners is sure to be deep when the church is hear- ing God speak. The journey to the cross is short when we are willing to go to it with bleeding feet. • The devil can behave himself as well as an angel when 11e has to do it to gain his point. One reason why Christ ate with publicans and sinners was that they made hila welcome. Tho blind would never find out that they wero blind, if somebody with eyes didn't tell then. so, The religion that is only seen on Sunday, is not the kind that is going to bring the world to Christ. Beliet in six hours.—Distressing Kid- ney and Bladder diseases relieved in six hours by the "Great South American Kid- ney Cure." This great remedy is a great surprise and delight to physicians on ac- count of its exceeding promptness in reliev- ing pain in the bladder, kidneys, back and every part of the urinary passages in male and female. It relieves retention of water and pain in passing it almost immediately, If you want quick relief and cure this is your retneuy. Sohl at Chisholm's drug store. A Lady's Reason for Not Dancing. 1. Dancing would lead me into crowded rooms and late flours, which are injurious to health and usefulness. 2. Dancing would lead me into very close contact with very per- nicious company; and evil com- munications corrupt good manners. 3. Dancing world require me to use and ,permit freedoms with the other sex of which I would be hearti- ly. ashamed,and which I believe to be wrong. 4. Ministers and good people in general disapprove of dancing, and I , think it is not safe to set myself against them ; if a thing be even doubtful, I wish to be on the safe side. 5. Dancing has a bad name, and I mean to study things that are pure and loyal and of:good report. 6, Dancing is generally accompani- ed by drinking, and drinking pro- duces agreat deal of evil. 7. I am told 'dancing is a great temptation and snare to young men, and I do not wish to have anything to do with leads: thein astray. • S. There are plenty of graceful exercises and cheerful amusements which have none of the objections connected with Clem that lie against dancing. Starks; Powders, each package of which contains two preparations, on in a round wooh#eci box, the cover of which forms a measure for one dose, an lm- ni&liate relief for Sick Headache and Stomach, also Neuralgia, and all kinds of nervous pains, and noothor in cap- sules, (from 34 to 1,1 done is an ordinary doss) which acts on the Bowels, Liver and Stomach, forming a never failing norfect treatrnelit for all head and Stomach• complaints, They do notate most pills and so many other medicines do, lose their effect or produce after i constipation, and are nice to tntca. 25 cents rt bore, at all medicine dealers, HE WAS PRETTY TOUR, A BOLO OUTLAW WHO WAS NEVER CAPTURED. One 0f Our Neighbors' Rad Citizens and Ms Life of Critne--illa 1 other Tangbt nim the west Lessons --Ile was an, Apt Pupil—Souse of itis Deeds, Never in the history of outlawry was there at more notorious bandit than John A.Murrell, who operated daring the decade preceding 1842 along the Georgia and Florida boundary line and in portions of Alabama and Mississippi. For years his crimes formed the darkest unwritten page in the history of the country. Murrell was taught by maternal example to be a thief and robber. Young Murrell asked a notorious set of gamblers to join his band. Tliey laughed at him. He left the room and in the dark- ness of the night secured a dozen horses belonging to the gamblers and fled. Mussel made a successful raid one bight in Alabatma at a country church where he had just preached a sermon. Ile rode oft' in the darkness, leading a drove of the finest horsesin the community. IIe crossed the Chatalloochee river and never halted until he reached' Georgia. He was walking along the road near Thomasville shortly afterward and saw a young roan corning toward him. "Where aro you going, my friend P' ask- ed Murrell, repl"I am not going your way," was the y, "Well," said Murrell, "if I can't have the pleasure of your company, won't you turn over your money to me ?" The youngster was covered with a pis- tol and came to a halt. His hands went up, but by some means he made a brave reach for his pistol. Murrell saw the movement and sent a bullet through the young inan's heart. The dead body was buried in a lime sink. Murrell organized a band of highwaymen and he was chief. I•Iis word was law, and perfect obedience was required or death was the penalty. So perfect was the organization and sys- tem of operations under Murrell that not until near the end of the Murrellites' ex- istence was it known that there was a lawless band of whites in that•section. The Murrellites used secret signs and held their meetings in calves and swamps. A few Indians' of the Seminole tribe were scattered l ro a l there throughout soil 1- ern Georgia, and the crimes committed by the Murrellites were charged to them. Companies of whites were formed.to war against the Indians. Finally the Semi- noles were driven into Florida, where they sought refuge in the Everglades. After the Incliai,ns left the country horri- ble crimes were perpetrated throughout that section. Whole families were brutally butchered. Men were shot down at work and helpless women and children were beaten to death with clubs. !louses and barns were plun- dered and then burned, Lives and pro- perty were hourly in danger of destine. tion. Victims cried foie -mercy ip vain— there was none shown. The crimes were not )arid at the door of John A. ,Murrill or his band. The assassins wore moccasins, feathers on their lreacls, and red paint on their feces and hands, and indulged in great war Whoops. ''Tremendous excitement filled the whole section. Doors were barred at night. and in the day men stood guard at their homes. 'Work on the farms and in the shops and stores was abandoned. Many residents fled to the North and left their Homes to the mercy of the bandits. It was at this time, early in 1842, that Gen. William Bailey, a wealthy citizen of Monticello, Fla., began the organization of a band for the suppres- sion of crime in that section. Ho had studied the situation carefully and came to the conclusion that, as since the Indians had fled to the Everglades the crimes in his section had not decreased, but instead had increased to an alarming ex- tent, the red roan was not the guilty one. Ile organizer) a band of spies known as the "regulators." James Ellenwoocl of that place was a regulator. Ile is now in his eightieth year and is thoroughly familiar with the times in which the Murrellites operated. In speaking of the regulators and the final history of the Murrellites, Mr. ElIen- wood says: "After the 'regulators' were thoroughly organized there was a horrible murder near 5t. Marks. Fla, A well-known young man left Monticello, Fla., for 5t Marks. He had on his person a large sum of gold and bills, . Before reaching 55. Marks the Murrellites fell upon him and murdered him. A man named Youmans, who was a notorious -character, was suspected of the murder. "He was captured by the regulators and finally confessed that he knew all about the murder. "He said John A. Murrell and a large band of robbers had committed the mur- der. Youmans was made to stand on the rear end of a wagon and a rope was fasten- ed asteii-ed to an oak limb over his head and then adjitsted to his neck. "He confessed that the Zftirrellites were guilty of many crimes charged to the In- dians. He said Jack Jewell was a Mur- reliite and was the meanest Man under Murrell. "When he was told to slake his lienee with God, Youmans asked for a Bible. One was handed trial, "With a bible in his and and a song in his month, Youmans met Iris death. "Jaek Jewell was next caught and hanged near the piaci, of Minimum' death. No confession could be obtained from him. "lie wus taken to a place bear where Youmat)ts•was hanged and there swung to a limb until death came, " John, A. Murrell, the chief of the Mnr- rellites, was never raptured, but died a natural death .among strangers. lfe made to confessions and never made any disposi- tion of his property. It was supposed that Murrell was immensely rich, and several attempts have been made to discover the enterea.itnuts of the hidden wealth," JOHN BULL IN AFRICA, The Crotty Old Gentternan Now Owns About i,400,000 Square Dulles. The. latest acquisition of African terri- tory gives Great Britain an unbroken line across the length of Africa front the liecli- terratalean and the Nilo to the extreme point of the continent. In all, this terri- tory, held in various ways, from Cape Colony up to the "occupation" of Egypt, is in extent about 1,400,00) square miles, and has a population of 20,000,000, In the Nile Valley it includes incomparably the best of North Africa, In ITganda it holds the key to the lakes of central Africa, nearly as large as our own lake system. The new treaty gives it the high land west of Lake Tanganyika, considerably higher and healthier than the eastern, in German hands. The new conquests of the British South Africa rompnny add the great table lands of the interior of subtropical Africa, in much of which white men live. Lastly, there is Cape Colony, the only vital European settlement in all Africa. As it stands, this great highway holds two- thirds of all of Africa in which Europeans can live and carry on efficient adnsinistra- tion. It has the most fertile tract in the continent in Egypt, its healthiest in Cape Town, its greatest gold mines and the only region from which tropical Africa can be controlled. Still more important is its re- lation to African water courses. A steam- er can start at Alexandria and run, when the irlalidi's successor is cleared taivaay, to a point on Albert Edward Nyanza, 125 miles from Lake 'Tanganyika. This rens to within seventy miles of Lake Nyassa. From this lake the Shire River, broken at Murchison Falls, descends to the Zambesi and the Indian Ocean. From a navigable point on the Congo it is less than 100 miles to Lake Tanganyika. The Aruwini runs as near the Nile. ft is possible to start at tI1e mouth of the Zambesi and reach the mouth of the Congo or Nile with less than 200 miles of land to travel, and the key and centre to this great system is now in Eng- lish hands. liow to Live a Century. First, live as m1101 at possible out of doors, never letting a day pass without spending at least three or four hours in the open air. Second, keep all the powers of mind and body occupied. in congenial work. The snuscles should be developed and the mind kept active. Third, avoid excesses of all kinds, whether of food, drink or of whatever nate moderate in 311 le the be. lie ink a r may Y things, ninth, never despair. 13e cheerful at ' all times. Never give way to anger. 'Never let the trials of one day pass over to the next. The period front fifty to seventy-five should not be passed in idleness or aband- onment of all work. dere is wlwre at great many men fail They resign all care and interest in worldly affairs and rest of body and mind begins, They throw up their business and retire to private life, which in too many cases proves to be a suicidal l.olfcy, During the next period—the period from . seventy-five to one hundred years, while powers of life are at their lowest ebb—one cannot be too careful abort catching cold. Bronchitis is a most prolific cause of death in the aged. During this last period i;est. should be in abundance. Anybody who can follow these direc- tions ought to live to be one hundred years old at least. There is always this comfort, however: if we cannot live up to our ideas always, we can at least, try our best to do so, and the steady effort will be bringing us constantly nearer them. Sanitation by Sea Water. The new system of sanitation adopted in Havre—based upon the electrolysis of sea water—has Droved a gratifying success. The electric current decomposes the chlo- ride of magnesium, while the chloride of sodium serves as a conductor, the result being a liquid disinfectant of great power, being almost odorless, leaving no residu- um when used for purposes of flushing, and is entirely inoffensive ; the solid mat- ter in sewage is instantaneously consumed in this solution, as well as the organic )natter, what is left being simply an odor- less and troubled liquid, incapable of fer- mentation, and containing only a few phosphates, the salts of ammonia and the salts of the disinfectant. Of the two classes of microbes—anieroble organisms, existing without air, and serobic organ- isms, requiring air to live—the action of this chloride compound on the first is simple, for, as they cannot live in the presence of oxygen, their extinction is swift and sure; the destruction of the mi- crobes which require free oxygen to sup- port life is equally certain. One Canse. One cause of dyspepsia is emotional waste of nervous force. The nerve force is to the physical system what steam is to the nmchine, In the normal condition of things it is renewed as fast as it is used. Taut nature makes to provision for the immense amount expended by excessive care, by fuss and worry, by hurry and drive, by explosions of passion and by the undue excitements of pleasure. All these are like a great leakage of steam. The stclanaci) is the first and largest sharer in the loss. Disuse of Slate, The reasons assigned by the school com- mittee for the discontinuance of slates, slate pencils and sponges in the public schools and the substitution of paper, lead pencils and rubber erasers in their places are as follows: 1. A light gray mark upon as slightly darker grey surface is more or Less indis- tinct told trying to the eyesight. 2. The resistance of the hard pencil upon the third slate is trying to the muscles, and the resistance to which the muscles are thus trained must be overcome when beginning to write with pencil orpen upon paper. 3. The use of slates, slate pencils and sponges is a very uncleanly custom and lead to and establishes very uncleanly habits.-13ostotl Globe, qr.4 iv\oTHER8 Wifo HAVE USED pALM4=TARSOAP KNOW THAT iT to THE BEST BASY.S SOAP far EtaalitI C, 1,inor De ores.. Baby was troubled with sores on head and lege, 1 cried "Palroo Tar Soap." In R very abort time the sores disappeared, skin became smooth and white, and the child got pert/300Y well. Mtes. Ilor fxatsa, Crediton Only 21o, Big Cake.. Qi $f096 &E0. SHAW CUTS DOWN THE ``PRICE CF MEAT Ji^;ErttiY. J' i J . ! (c. r .i. i. 113.• ap1J, other meats is. bow pre lie, t oat, PORK SAUJS'AGE also on Lund. 1 i am prepared to pay the highest price for all kinds of fowl. They must be drawn oak'COttollReot ,and well dressed. GLC. SHAW winglrim, Oct, loth, 1805, COMPOUND. ' A recent discovery by an Old physician. Successfully used monthly by thousands of Ladtcs. Is the only pe.feetly safe and reliable medicine dis- covered. Beware of unprincipled druggists who offer inferior medicines in place of this, Asir for Cook's Cotton Root Compound, take no substi- tute, or inclose 81 and 6 cents in postage in letter and wo winsond, sealed, by return mail. Fullsealed particulars in plain envelope, to ladies only. 2 stamps. 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Either can be uvoide by keeping a bottle of Perry Davis' PAIN Hir r.$lt on the medicine shelf. It is invaluable in sudden attacks of Cramps, Cholera Morbus, Dysentery and Diairiio"a. unu a.; valuable for all external linin. :.,, +•–One tc::veonful le a la:a': t•ri wt^K7r •S n, 4yi�ft7� i. 4