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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1894-01-26, Page 7at so anti tg that it wn doings t'a sins to•'" .'i411ee that lead a bet- ' Mr, Now- i mein,t groat ilea after, 10 t hope had been out, in George sties after ho friends td comfort - Ie apparent r, but with :Med roads Larding sc- ars for the ardency for ed between ;attempt to ions, which mblio mind 's all at the • bravo sons .ourly pray - raged the e11 around loved, sur - and noble iree passed with scarce garments." at been thus ,nother• falls 3 trembling e the next," Lith in God's the Father's 'ally offered y's cause we 1e called up- . Everyday nd gratitude :s and asked accept their ich war was their friends ird question. • ively? Even re is wasting es there is a heart till the and the love in death. " ping restless ter husband's lost joyfully ttle boy of 8 nn, and with ways bound bar was rap - of 1.1.o lead- •cgita.nt a. -on and effective r co:nlnander whcrger he intinished by :lo there was ep the ranks Many of his omc incapaci- 3ir fall George nel and Ralph any. Dunbar a's command, ie had entered ,n, but simply g the present s1i was to re- sent, some of from the first, ateeare Year le Head TIONAL disease, ['TONAL REMEDY o cure it. Read: :salt of catarrh, T was deaf for more Mines to cure it. attempt it, but no 1 could dimes, lnteinllutt putting a specialist when Issfbly Hoot's Sar- nooo d 1 began i; . ttielli of any lasting great ;hey 1 foundties that my hent' - kept on tiff I had w over a year and I I am troubled but I eonstder this A. rdialiy reconnnend ;apa Dllia Ir1(MAN Him, 30 ,ly vegctable, and do, t by all drar<tttsti. • A "When Jook and I Were Young." I lo'e the l Gunio gnrlin' stream that press theet bluebell, lo'e th. b ithsonle lark that sings. aboou you utosisy dell, I lo'e the gowdou stooks, whaur aft I've jinketl aid blithely sung, But datrer fair I lo'e the days when Tock and I were ming. Oor cantis wee bit teen was then aclacllan gleg au' brew, Oor lassos never fished their Maids aboot silk goons ave; • They had nae freenges 011 their broo, nae blarney en their tongue, But itka lass was douce an' bion, when Jock an' I were young, I kerma what the lasses mean, I think they're a gam gyre, -' They sail about wi' waists sal) jitnp, an' heeds a perfect fright; They oanna bake a cake or scone—wi' pride fu' to the bung, I wat ye, freen's, the jauds are changed sin' 'Jock an' I were young. The lassos nooadays mann paint, au' in a' learnin' shine, In coat an' shortgoon they wad scorn to tramp in washiu' bine; To link genteel an' leddylike, wi' ne'er a thocht o' lung, They squeeze their waists into sma' bulk, sinJock an' I were young. A cog o' brose is vulgar noo, while parritoh isna fine, The hale jing bang o' fowks, I think, wad sour the richest wine; They nook their nose at this and that— they'd need a hazel rung To teach them hoo we loev't langsyne,when Jock an' I were young. Auld granny, wi' ho dainty match, wad toddle but an' ben, An' claddie, wi' his tartan breeks, was aye the king o' men; While Jook an' Jen, doon in the Glen, wad coort the ferns among, Nae breach o' promise ere was kent when Jock an' I were young. When flka bairn was born, my freen's, the piper used to play, An' lads an' lasses louped an' sang, wi' • speerits licht an' gay; An' whangs o' cheese, an' fanrls o' cake, . baith richt and left was flung, The warld was fu' o' merriment when Jock an' I were young. The world is a' turned upside cloon, the Kirk is uo the same, A "gist o' whussles" noo mann skirl to catch the lug o' fame; An' "Bangor," •"French,' en' "Martyr- dom," oor faithers blithely sung, Are seldom heard — beth, things have changed sin' Jock an' I were young. • We nicht be kind o' towzy, in the days o' auld langsyne, Yet we had hamely customs that we could no thole to tine; Oor meat was braxy, spuds,an' brose, while , to oor faith we clung, The Highland creed was staunch an' leal when Jock an' I were young. Rech, sirs, ye weel may shake your pows, ye ken I tell nae lee, The warld was better faur, I wat, when in its infancy; An' though the spread o' learnin' has ! usurped your mither tongue, It hasna made ye better than when Jock l an' I were young. Oh, leeze me on auld Whinny Knowe, my bairnies' Highland hams, Ao glimpse o' that sweet, smilin' spot is worth a year o' fame; 'Twas there that Jock first preed my mou' —oh, megstie, boo I sung 1 The world was like a rainbow bricht wherr Jock an' I were young. I'm auld an' grey, but yet I feel, if ony piper cans', .An' kittled up his pibroch, I'd be frisky as a iamb; I'd dance again owre flooery mead, whaur aft wi' glee I sung The lilts that cheered my tender heart when Jock an' I were young. P HE KNEW TOO MUCH. AS A dONSEQUENOE HIS w1:DDING co ST HIDM A LITTLE EXTRA. 0. F. Daly, general passenger ageut of the Lake Erie and Western was standing one afternoon in the Union depot at T(Rnses City. The west' bound trains were hacked up in their allotted tracks and were receiving their passengers. A tall, well dressed man with a lady on his arnl presently approached the rear sleeper on the Burl'tgton train, Mr. Daly's eicpt'ris enced Fye told him ut a glance that they were bride and grown. Without hesit!ttion or inquiry of any kind the man was proceeding to hand his bride up the step, of the Pullman sleeper when the conductor demanded his ticket a. Olt, 1 have got my tickets all right, replied the tourist, I know where 1 am going,. and I don't need to show my tickets to you. I an verysorry at having to incon. ronieneo you, replied the conductor I affab.v but myn ltlatructto s are not to allow anyone to got on my train wlth- otit first seeing the tickets. There is 110 law to nlako me show you my tickets, groveled the than. I haven't got to, and I don't mean to, 1 tell you. 1 know where 1 am going, have got my tickets and am Mile to take care nr t' ,•iii myself. I am no jay, out c.t; ti,), first trip abroad. 1 atn sorry, replied ths,, conductor. courteously, 1. tt my instructions are peremptory. Stand lAeido, please, and THE WIN G•I-IAM TIMES, JANUARY 26, 1894, let these othert tl car. Olt, show him your tickets, dear, and do not slake all thea fuss about 81 simple a matter, sweetly remarked the bride. No, I will not, replied the gentle. mils. 1 htilen't got to, and now that my ire is urouired over this tthing1 do not propose to leek down. I know mere 1 ani going and haw to take 'are of thyself. There ie our superintendent of cats service. YOE may epeek to !fiat abont this matter, said the conductor as he saw his superior officer approach. If he says you call hoard the car without showing your ticket, why, it will he all right. What is the trouble hare? asked the car superintendent as he came up to see what the altercation was shout. Your conductor demands that ,1 show toy ticket before I board the car, replied the man,' I say 1 have not got to and do not mean to, I know where. I am going and am able to take care of myaelf. Have you got your tickets1 asked the superintendent. Yes, I have them in my pocket'all right. I know what 1 ani doing, have you got yottr .,sleeping car tickets? w, Yes, I have it all right ii1 my pock- et, It is for section 7. I know what I am dou,v, 1 tell you. Oh, well, let the men on the car, said the superintendent. If he has hia tickets, as he nays he has, it is not worth while contending with him over the matter and delaying the otller pas• sengers. The conductor stepped aside and lot the couple pass, calling the perter to take the satchel as he did so. Pres- ently the train pulled out of the depot ani was sweeping across the prairies at a rapid rate,. when the conductor began collecting the tickets in the sleeping car. As he did so he noticed that all the seats in section 7 were 0c• copied, and he immediately surmised that there was a peg out of place some where, and that there would he more feu with the obstreperous passenger. He kept his counsel to himself, how- ever, and went on with his collections. Whe.0 he reached section 7, he took the tickets of the two parties occupy- ing the seats opposite his bridal friends, saw that they were for t, section—for the upper and lower bertha respectively—and his surmise was thereby developed into a certain- ty. Without asking the than again for his tickets he passed through all the other sleeping ears on the train, took up all the tickets and found that every betth was taken up without leaving any for his friends. 'Pickets, please, demanded the train cnnductor. The man drew forth his pasteboards, and the conductor exam- ined thein closely. These tickets do not read over this road, remarked the conductor as he folded them up and handed them hack. This is the direct route frorq Denver to Kansas City. Yotir tickets read round' by Pueblo. What is the fare from Denver to Kansas City? asked the man. '.Pile fare is $18.15, replied the train conductor — $36.30 for two. The money was counted out without a word, Can you sell me a berth? asked the rano turning to the sleeping car con- ductor. I am very sorry, but every berth on the train is sold The beat I can do for yon is to put you in a chair car. There are a few seats still unoccupied there. Porter, take this gentleman's grips to the chair car. On reaching the door of the car the man turned, and in a tone of voice loud enough to be heard by every one in the car said: Conductor, at the suggestion of this lady, thy; life, I want to make you a humble a ,oloky for my hoggishness for refusing to show my tickets in the first place. There was no occasion for it. I thought I could take care of myself, but now I find I cannot I have had to pay fot my ill breeding, but no worts than I deserve, I want to apologize as publicly as the offence was committed. . You have acted the gentleman alt t•hrougll this affair, and 1 new humbly apologize to you as I ought. Pa ger to a n to Resolutions for Girls rename ne Six ilnune.---Dtstressing Kid. uoy and Bladder diseases relieved in six hours by tbo "Great South American Kid- ney Cure." This new remedy is a great surprise and delight to physicians on ace count of its exceeding promptness to re. lieving pain in the bladder, kidneys, back and every part of the urinary passages in mule or female. It relieves retention of water and Iain in passing it almost thee mediately. If you want quick relief cud cure this is your remedy. Sold et Obis• 19o)tm'e drug store. Manimtt, said Mabel. if people eat up all the toad stools what will they drr when they want to ait down 1 Never write ail y letters to man. v ,,;A,uAst r lettere the day they are ie. calved. Get a separation from your powder - box. Pay those hunched that you owe, Remember to wind up your watch every night. 13e more philosophical and less given over to moods. Take off that new ring when wash yot►r bandit, Stop wearing high -heeled shoes and spotted veils. mid one calls you Keep the button i on your shoes and hooks on your frocks. Put t4 certain timount of money in the bank every week. Refrain from failing in love oftener than once in two mouths. A. wonderful new,combination is It, Stark's Headache, Neuralgia and Liver Powders, nice to take and perfectly harm- less. Mrs. Mary Keats, 88 Main street, Humiltou says ; "Fur years—in fact all my life—I have been troubled with severe headache. I have trtrid all the remedies I could hear of and have been treated by many doctors, but with very little good result. A friend recomineuded your Head- ache Neuralgia thud Iver Powders some time ago, and I have leer them to be the greatest blessing to mel—in fact I can truly say they are sonderftil. I would not be without them for mato� than I can tell." Mr. Flook, station ntadlter, Grand Trunk Railway, Hamilton, nays: "They cured my most severest headaches, which I had for at least three yeurel" Price 25c, a box. For sale by all medicnrlo dealers. There may tie nothing in luck, but the Memphis Cornmercial would like to know why it ie that one man will catch all the fill and 'mother man,hi4 companion, will cateJi all the triatariu out of the sante creek. The /emir Year, Finds Hood's Saranp4rilla leading every. thingiuthe way of medicines in thtee irnpor- tent partieulars, namel'y ; Hood's Sarsa- parilla has 1. The largest sale 41 the world. It accomplishes 2. The greatest cures in the world. It has 3. The largest Laboratory in the world. What more can be said ? Hood's Sarsa- parilla has merit; is peculiarly to itself, and most of all, Hood's Sarsaparilla cures. If you are sick, it is the medicine for you to take. Wagley-011,1 assure yon,old chap, there's a great deal more in that Miss Pound than you have. an idea ofl Prigley—Indeed? And pray how have you ascertained that? \Vagley—Just taken her down to supper old man. E3agyard's Pootoral� Balsam, HAGYA��1 l1D'S Peetorial ;Balsam cures coughs, colds, hoarse/less, bronchitis; asthma, whooping cough, and all bronchial lung troubles. Price 25c. Per bottle, or five fur Little Gladys—Why is your hair so gray, mother? i4lotbet—B3edanse you are snub a naughty child sornetlntes. Gladys— Olt, mother, wht4 a naughty girl you must have been. , Poor gran- nie's hair is quite white. 1 Perfectly Cured. Sons. --I have been greatly trttnbled with headache and bad blood far ten or twelve years. I started to take. I3urclock Blood Bitters in July, 1892, and now 4(Januar3, 1893), I am perfectly cured. HUGII !)AIR, Norwood, Ont, Why did you shoot this Man? In self-defence, answered the Fghceman. Why, he was running away from youl I know it looked so. But I was afraid he was gni'ng around the block, to attack tree frotn behind. Perry Davis' Pain Kiil'r TAresN INrl ulsALY, it relieves instantly the most acute vain, USED EXTERNALLY, It is t hest Liniment to the world. Its effect is almost tustttntaneofls; afford- ing relief from the most intenlse pain. 11 soothes the irritated or ;inflamed pal t, end gives quiet and rest, to the sufferer, It is eminently the people's friend, and every one should 'have it With there, or where they can put their halide ou it in the dark j` if need be, Put Up in large bottles. Miss Townie on Woxnen.'e Work. Motile Muriel Downie may be an eccentric ycuug woman, but she is capable of saying mightyelever things. Listen to this; I am looking forward to the day when no howl of amaze - I went, no bare of light will ever rise up whenever a woman chances to have evinced the bravery, the intelligence or the foresight which is expected of men. In the meantime we must bow to these plaudits because they are ins evitable,uecause preceding generations of women have persuaded preceding generatious of men that bravery, fores starlit and intelligence is not to be ex- pected of woman ill the wascullne de- gree; dans instanc,•a of it must sterid on the side of majority and exception. No very great degree of faith prophecy is required to hope for and expect a period when the bulk of experience will be the other way; when the women of the facture al all have succeeded in blotting out the general Impression of foolishness, cowardice and lin beciiity of the women of the past with her own very different stamp., Then no ur.due notice twill be toles of the fact that the human being that accomplishes something :worthy or ri•asoualele to dros*•ed in skirts -instead of trousers. It will be neither help fair hindr, ?rice to wear female clothing. Adventures may be sought, life tasted and work done without the temoval of a corset—if tlw women cf a future day weer corsets Thus on the page of to morrow we shall find a clear signa- ture instead of the Groes of inaptitude, which has been 'Woman, her murk.' Atoeethe r Disappeared, GENTLEMEN.— two mooths ago I was nearly wild with headaches. 1 started taking B.B.B., took two bottles and my headaches have now altogether disappear- ed. Ithink it 41 It arand medicine. Evt FINN, ATa:.sey Stat,ou, Out' Baron Dowes once was judge when the accused could not understand Irish and an interpreter was accordingly sworn, The prisoner said somethin'e to rhe interpreter, acrd the linter re plied. What does he say? demanded the judge. Nothing, 'my lord. Hot. dare you say that when we till heard him? Come, sir. whist was it? My lord, said the interpreter, beginning to tremble. It had nothing to do with the cage. If you don't al,sw -r, I will coajntit yon, sir; now what W48 it?1\'elt my L'rd, you'll t-xcuse me, sir, but he said, Who is that old . woman with a red ted -curtain round• her, sttting urs there? At which the court roared. And what did you say? asked the Baron, looking a little uncomfortable, I sail, whit, yes pulpeen! 'That's the. ould hoy what's= awing to hang yea! Of Interest to Women. A LADY CURED AFTER SEVENTEEN YEARN AF- FLICTION WITH DISORDERS PECULIAR TU HER SEX BY DODD'A AIDNEY PILLS—u'rltER UN- FORTUNATES CAN RE CJIIED AS WELL AS SRN. TonoNeo, Jan. 29.— Tile publicatiou of the le'ter of Mrs. Reany' f Ashland, Wis., concerning her cure by DoJd's Kidney Pills alter 1i year:, of sickness, bas awak- ened wide•sprt1v1 interest amongst the women of Canada. it Is truly marvelous that a woman sffi.icted as long as she was, who had tried all the remedies within bar reach and all the doctors could do for her, should be cured by so simple and easily accessible a remedy us these pills. What they did fcr her they will do for all other women suffering from diseases peculiar to their sex. Dodd's Kidney Pills are manu- factured by Dr. L. A. Smith Gtr Co„ Toron- to, and are sold by all dealers, or will be mailed ou receipt of price : fifty cents per box, or six boxes for 32,50. BANK UF A-iAAt XXeT N CRn e.ian recite B,ai1w WIani) H G AM. Capital, $1,200,000. Rest, (4660,000. President -,-Joss STOANT. Vice•i'reeldeut—A. G, IIARsAs. DIRSGToltS *MN PeOOTOR. GRo, ROACH, %ru GntseN, s1 P, A. T. Wool), A, 13. Lsu (Toronto), flashier --J, TURNBU1 r,, savings Bank—Iloure,10 to 8 ; Saturdays; 10 1. Deposits of st and upwards received and Interest allowed Spootalkropoatta also received at currant rates of interest. Drafts on ,,reat Britain and the United States bought and sold; 73. WIL,LSON, Aerate. MEYER ,e DICKINSON, Solicitors. J. U CUMMINGS Begs to intimate to hie nUlrlet•OU1 one - tomes; awl others that he iuteuds moving to the stand lately used • as a boot and shoe store Two QoorS Ruth of Pest Office where will he found a large stock of Musical Instruments, Employs a very Efficient Staff Sewing Machines,• of Ten Teachers. Washing Machines I T M]'' TAI31e11• Train errlre !Fed depart es follows : LEAVING A*)UYIRtt 6:38 a, m...... „...For Toronto.,.,., 6:146 a.* 105 p. rn 1:06 pia* 2:60p. m ram Teewrater....... .$:5u <' 10:40 1,. 10 " 10:44 " G•RA. bTTD '0w'1:2V 1 Ts:. .R''YS —•TIME TAt3LE. ARRm.'R AT N1N013A1, I KAYR VINOUS)[ I 6:35 a m. Palmerston, Guelph, Toronto, d4c.6:$6 p.m 11:20 " ,t 41It11.20 ' 10:55 p nl. " " 0 7410p.m 8:55 a, m. " mixed for Elncerilne 11.SOs rn 0:37 p. m. for Rlnardtue 3.37p. n) 10.0.3 ,.CI ,. 10.0 p, m 11:00 n. in. London, Clinton, dcc., 8.40 " 8:111.,.1». „ 0 DEMILL COLLEGE,. OSILAVITA. Au Iustitutieu where nous but boerdere are admitted; has beeu ru,:uiog about 18 years. and Wiingers,,sCHOLARSHIPS ARE SOLO, with all needed repairs. Also a full liue of;� SCHOOL SUPPLIES —ANC— GENERAL AND— CE E AL STA T MERY. Store will be opened ou Sat;irday, July 29th. GIVE NE A. CALF. ►. B. CtJ i1M INGS Wiughatn, July 28th, '93. Ctn. When we assert that Dodd's a1LFlLN,rS/LWi/V Kidney Pills VUR/iArFJ)/F/w.+gAJ9!'rAvVe !v/ Y Cure Backache, Dropsy, Lumbago, Bright's ibis - ease, Rheumatism and all other forms of Kidney Troubles, we are backed by the testimony of all who have used them. puce, THEY CURE TO STAY CURED.. BY all druggists or mail on renalp t of ' 6o cents. Dr. L. A. Smith a: Co., Toronto. CHILLS & COLDS. AT THE COMMENCEMEl'17 ; t� `:fit ' OF I(E A. Vi=e tj;ice TEASPOOANATTACKNFULTA0r 1 ''''1.!:11 1',29 DAV'G AhD•THECUREISMORESUDDENTHAN THE C IiLL Scientific American Agency for ese 1S) �k_ �t' •Ssoli s v' •c'? fI.GiAi4� G;sQ' O fdTi! 1Ch` r� NERrUL 0119 s . h'ot only a relief but a cure for all kinds of HEAD PAINS, SICK, STOMACH .,0D BILIOUSNESS llmr 1l�vs. Contain no hnrtftli dregs. A evotiec "u1 Crmponnd. Nice to take.° 4 Surd deat.l tOp nin Ile euro you got STAMPS. P 'Sage ay 1?. STARK, ?i, 0.0. P., ClIEMI8t Boys—yon who spend morel time on the street than in your homes—read the following opinion of st'reeS educes tion by an unhappy term in ,1eil wait - lug trial: I had a good homp educa- I tion. 1Zv street education rui4`lled me, 1 need to slip out of the house, and go with the boys in thn street. 11n the street t learned to loung';ill the street 1 learned to stoke; In the street I learned to swear: in the street fl learn- ed n ,d to atnb t n ' e t, ,a d in the ..fleet I learn- ed to pilfcfi and do all that wisp evil. Oh, sir, it is in the street tliat the j devil lurks to work the mid tlxi i young. 1 Ce:oti OLA000W mavens rY, 600rLANc, Fait Trilr: Re STARK MERMIK6 ,n,r^ c a n box, aetd br r.I! v:'1.11 •t:t..ec. Uot�13 1 ntEretY r osv t.rttau,r, a the: teen's Itemedy for Catarrh In rho Ilett. 'Realest to [tan• and P4151)118 A. WA too sold by druggists or sent by mai:, se. 18. T. Haser,teh. warred, Pa, • CAVEATS. TRADE MARKS,. 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