HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1893-09-08, Page 7A Good Eta cztllte,
I knew him for gentleman
13y signs that never fail,
His coat was rough and rather worn,
His cheeks were thin and pale --
A lad that had his way to make,
With little thne to play, -
1 knew him fora gentleman
By certain signs today,
He met his mother on the street;
Off came his little cap.
My door was shut; be waited there
Until I hoard his rap.
Ile took the bundle from my hand,
He sprang to pink it up for ine,
This gentleman of ten.
He does not push or orowd along;
His voice is gently pitched;
He does not fling his books about
As if he was bewitched.
He always stands aside to let you pass;
Ile shuts the door;;
Ile runs on errands willingly
To forge and mill and store.
He thinks of you before himself,
He serves you if he can;
For in whatever company
The manners make a man.
At ten or forty 'tis the same,
The manner tells the tale;
And I diseert, the gentleman
By signs that never fail.
Margaret E. Stangster, in Harper's
Young People,
For cover Piny 'Years
AN cm) Axn tl'tiw.Taenn Rt7ttror,-.Sirs. Win
slow's S(.othing Syrup has boon used for over fifty
years by millions of mothers for their chiluren while
teething, with perfect success. It soothes the child
softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind eche,
and is thebeet malady for I)iarehtea. is pleasant to
the taste. Sold by Brcg,;ists in et cry part of the
woriu. Twenty.ffve cents a vatic. Its 'Value is
healculable. Be sure and ask for Mrs. window's
.Soothing Syrup, and take no other kind,
Wanted Nose.
Mistah Bronson, said a colored man to
a grocer an Beaubien street, 'was you
gwaine ter keep watermillyons this sea-
son ?
Of course.
Was you gwaine to keep some on ice?
Oh yes.
Was de price going to be about lour bits?
I promise so.
Mistah Bronson, was yer gwaine to have
.a few green watermillyons dis swim ? con-
tinued the man,
Well, there are always some green ones,
you know ?
Sartin. Was you gwaine ter take a big
green ono and pour in a quart of kerosene
ile an leave it out there for some one to
carry off ?
I may—Why?
I3ekase, Mistah Bronson, I got hold of
one of clew watermillyons you fixed last
year, and it was so much more beautifuller
dan any of your ripe ones dat I wanted to
speak fur do fust one you put out. Don't
forget me, Mistah Bronson, my cognomen
was Gil; Dar Jones.—Detroit Free Press.
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Iinbearable Agony.
For three days I suffered severely from
summer complaint, nothing gave me ro.-
heve and kept „'ettiug worse until the
pain was almost unbearable, but after 1
bad taken the first dose of Dr. Fowler's
Extract of Wild iitrawberryl fouud great
relief and it did not fail to euro me,
Wn. T. GLY11t, Wilfrid, Ont.
She Was a Daisy.
want to use your telephone, said a
stylishly dressed woman,with a ha la-
ty air, entering a Lexington avenue
drng story.
Certainly, madam, said the clerk,
courteousry.
The woman called up another drug
store three •!docks way.
Is this Pestle & Mortar? site asked.
It is 1 Well, this hi Mrs, So -and -So,
29th street. Yon understand 1 Well,
1 want you to send around, right
away, a bottle of that tooth powder I
use. Do you hear ine i And two
pounds of eastile soap, Gut that
down ? And some soothing-syrupfor
baby; yes, soothing syrup. Asid
half-dozen two grain quinine pine—
yes, quinine pills, 1 said. Are you
deaf ? And --that's all 1 Send diem
around imenediately—don't forget 1
And she hung up the receiver and
started fromthe drug store which she
had been using as an ordering depot
for a rival eonee'rn, without as much
as thank you, At the door site stop-
ped to say is withering tones to the
clerk:—
You ought to have that telephone
'fixed. It works utiserabiy--Nc'W York
'rosea,
Dyspepsia Cured.
els: r r ,ti:sr,-1 wks troubled with dye.
pepsoe for about four years. I
noticed an advnrttsementof Burdock Blood
Bitters, so I started to use it and soon
found that there was nothing to equal it,
It took just three bottles to effect a perfect
euro in my carte.
Beer d. Item, Wiunliam, Ont.
!Sid 1 understand yon to say that
your husband was a light comedian 1
Yis nre'm. He's the lean what
works the calcium light behind the
testitis.
ltundrdis of people write "It is impoa•
alible to deecribo the good Hood's Sarsera•
villa hoe done me." It will be of equal help
to you.
THE W1NGHAM TIMES, S s-tprf.b t+fllBE L � � 18()"
( Just Like Timmer.
iIoy 1 bey; be called in front of a
Grand River avenge grocerT, thin other
day,, 05 he stopped his team.
A clerk went out to the edgt of the
walk to see what was wanted..
What's aigs worth 1
How many have you ] of ?
Leven dawn..
Bring 'ens in and 111 see.
The former turned +►round on Itis
seat sod looked the s aeon box over,
but therm was nothii'g to be seen but
a bridle, which nesUeu inenuMg.
Bring 'toe in, continued the clerk.
Jernsby to Jacksol, 1 but I hain't
got tt; blame one 1 exclaimed the ter-
mer. Here I've driv nine miles to.
sell levee daze.0 Gigs and the tiles is to
home 1
Forgot eon ell ?
That's what I did 1 f antier brought
'etre out to the hornand set 'inn clown
on the fanning mill, and I hitched up
and never looked to see if they was in
the wagon ! Jest like .Banner ! She
never know nuthin to begin with,
and she's Ittiowod lean ever since,
Wall, if they hain't Lore they hain't,
and P1! take a plug of tobacco and git
ruy bridle fixed and jog back.
The Elliott Case.
Brantford, Sept. 4.—Many citizens of
this city are willing to vouch for the truth
of Frank Elliott's statement that he was
cured of kidney disease of six years' stand-
ing by the ass of Dodd's kidney pills.
Everyone is astonished at the rapidity and
thoroughness with which these pills do
their work. As 'one who had tried them
says: "A loan feels, after using chem, as
though he bad never enjoyed life before."
The Bymal case, in whiolva paralytic was
cured by Dodd's kidney pills, opened the
eyes of the people in this vicinity to the
virtues of this remedy.
will kick me all over !!tie. town, Bound to Bust.
!n
Why, what's the atter i The new tailor biul r /mind up an ck'%ont ,Matter!�VhY instead ut hAintrready
S
tQ scoop .the rflilrt,ttd clot of $40 or ADO
I've got to take 610 or, 121 I've been
studying to hH a preacher for the teat
six !months and bless my f 1 hist if 1
(last tell a lie, 'fiat is lilies the wny of
it, I'm 'never fixed to hit auything
good ~bleb comes alone 1
When Ilaby was stole, we gave her eastern". -
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria._
When sato became ]ties, site ening to Castoria,
whoa she had Chitdrea, site gave Hien!ca}storia.
Gems of Thought.
Freedom is not caprice, but roam to
enlarge,
Self-control lies at the foundationcof
the character.
In thankfulness for present mercy,
nothing so becomes us as losing sight
of past ills,
Kinduess is a fender consideration
toward every living thing which God
has created,
klonecty is the straightforward per-
formance of every duty and every
action as conscience dictates.
1 Not to do honor to olid age is to de-
molish in the morning the !rouse where.
in we are to sleep St nicht.
In estimating a life of character, the
question rarely turns on the correct*
nese of this or that opinion held.
Courage is coo! -!leaded strength of
will unrl purpose, ready for dangers
did difficulties whatever they may he.
There are many persons who do not
know how to idle their lime alone;
they are then scourge of those who are
occupied. •
A few hooks', wr1! studied and
thoroughly digested,nourish the under -
'standing more than hundreds targled
in the mouth.
Sotne things, after all, corse to the
poor that can't get into the doors of
the rich, whose money somehow blocks
up the entrance way.
If you see to it thee the roots of
character aro pare, healthful, and
strong, we niay rest assured that its
fruits will be sweet, wholesome, and
abundant.
Sentences Passed by the Judge.
The tight of the unreflecting opti-
mist is apt to set in shadow.
'to criticize the world with justice
one has to but look in the glass.
it is never necessary for nature to
patent her methods cr processes.
The future is a dark room in which
the human negative is developed.
Nothing makes an evil spirit so un-
comfortable as to find itself ignored.
It is when one is called upon to de-
fend his gode that he most &roily be-
lieves In thein.
A serpent is not necessary to Make
Eden undesirable es a permanent
place of residence. A mosquito will
do it as well.
The point of oris nality 18 not to
say original things, bet to say them in
such a way as to make people think
that they are original.
By lavish and insistent praise of
chance favors towards themselves
do our friends hope to settle such ten-
dencies into fixed and permanent
virtues.
If people were bound to silence upon
subjects eonoernine whicu thay are
ignorant or unqualified to speak,what
a sudden, unexpected and unprevailing
hush there would be 1
One never knows how many ways
there are of being disagreeable until he
finds a pretty enemy—tray woman-
kind forgive me if I should say a pretty
female eneuty. -under thin roof with
him.
As a relaxation from the unavoid-
able duties of our somewhat burden-
some system of huninn intercourse, it l
Williams' Royal Crown Remo ly, grei.tevt mire on
earth, guaranteed to cure general Nervous Debility,
Rheuny.ttistn, Neuralgia Paralysis, etc.
Business Aphorisms.
They alwrys talk who nrver think.
Mark your natural read:, eeies and
supply them.
A. husband at b tine is north two in
ti saloon.
Have a smile for nl',apletesa•tt v=ofd
for everybody.
To snt•.ceed; wont hard „earn as' y find
incessantly.
A laugh is worth a hundred groans
11 any market.
i)itfieulties strengthen the mind as
ahoy noes the body.
!'here are many echoes in the world,
and but few voices.
Study people from the knowledge
hey can impart to you.
is sometimes a pleasure to matt a per, 1 Ass investment in knowledge always
son who has no interest to serve, 00 pays the hest,illterait,
one to recommend, no ;tee to grind.
The A'our Cardinal r oints.
The four cardinal poieta Of health are
the stomach, liver, bowels and blood.
Wrong action in any of these produces
disease. Burdock ]31oac1 Bitters ants upon
the four cardinal poiuts of health at one
and the saints time, to regulate, strengthen
duct purify, thus preserving health and re.
moving disease.
1-te Got Left.
Our trunks bad been burned. with
the eer,and when we got to Cincinnati
an official of the railroad company de.
aired each one of us to give hire our
statement of loss. A toll and solemn
looking young man etttne to me as I
was figuring away and wanted to know
what sunt I was going to name.
Well,. 1 think my loss is at least WI
$50, 1 replied. Was your trunk burned 'whodon
then.
It
With
deed
order,
Oh. yes,4lti
Well, 1 don't suppose my tli ngs rile that
worth over $12 but--- know
But you'd like to get fifty i
Wouldn't it be cliwating ? such
That's .n matter you Inuit ietlle Th
with your own conscience. t from
Yea, I know it is, and gall darts my man
buttons if 1 don't hope that somebody biddy
1
over
St
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their
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in town, and naturally tl a tlicssere went to ! Trains arrive anti depart as follows:
see him. 1 Just to liautj, c ear load of No. I i tr•.+trso
Hol 's the naw Iliall going io d, ? a: eco ; t, , ra Lti., rat Tarnato ....,,...._
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t^ 1 si, ,. m.. 7+orTooswaterChollo of 3'weddie,i ......... .?ecelie wilt re ie pieces, asserted Vwr.iiille. 4fl�t.,1R °4 jg:ts p. ,u'^b,&iacualiy6i t til NiiJ �-4,
Why? fie has Ane goods and knows flow
to tarn out good wcrk. flit ittIVG iIFIS, C+"E' +.4, ftif = "I'lzaT •,1"Z.0 ,.E?r'°
t.'anallitil .laaoxfic Iaiti'!
TI1M2]" TAI31,jv,,.
Yes, bet licit to business man,
Row do you Itnow?
Because I went in there to -day talking
about getting a suit, lie told me lAo ex-
peeted to carter to the fashionable trade
only, and, do you know, lie wants us to pay
hi the dotitesy of til•:. pods?
Is that so? exclaimed Mollie. Then of
course he'll base to shut nt, shoo.--l,,,troit
Pres Press.
iiis Only rear.
I am.saving up ruy money to buy a gun.
I'm going wet to moot lluiiaLte.
Second Boy --I ain't?
No, cause you are afraid of the Indians,
that what you ore.
Iiul, i Who's afraid of Indians? 1 dint,
I could vanquish a dozen with one baud.
Then what is you. afraid of ?
I'm 'frail mebby a big alligator'll get
after me and clines Inc up a Irl e, end then
a big cyclone might come along and blow
the tree here, ad 1 then pop would oat :li me
and lick me.—Good News.
Old Renk is deed—died from drink.
Poor old man r spirited away.
�liFs E tri+tiv--'Vf !,, ulil \,''11:1—". rt.,
if T „l,dtf t ,r•ll tttn a.y nt:e'? I1,'—.
Multiply it by two.
Dr. Fowler s
Extract of Wild Strawberry is a reliable
remedy that can always be depended on
to curd cholera, cholera infantum, colic,
cramps, diarrhoea, dysentery, and all
looseness of the bowels. It is a pure
Extract
containing all the virtues of Wild Straw.
berry, ono of the safest and surest cures
for all summer complaints, combined
with other harmless yet prompt curative
agents, well known to medical science.
The leaves
of Wil
i�
Strawberry were known by the Indians
to be au excellent remedy for diarrhea.,
dysentery and looseness of the bowels;
but medical science has placed before
the public in Dr. Fowler's Ext. of Wild
Strawberry
a complete and effectual cure for all
those distressing and often dangerous
complaints so common in this change-
able climate.
It has stood the test for 40 years, and
hundreds of lives have been saved by its
prompt use. No other remedy always
Cures
summer complaints so promptly, quiets
the pain so effectually and allays irrita-
tion so successfully as this unrivalled
prescription of Dr. Fowler. If you aro
going to travel this
Summer
be sura and taloa bottle with you. It
overcomes safely and quickly the dis-
tressing summer complaint so often
caused by change of air and water, and
is also a specific against sea -sickness,
and all bowel
Cdmplaints.
Price xdc. Beware of imitations and
substitutes sold by unscrupulous dealers
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