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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Fordwich Record, 1901-10-24, Page 3The Lesson of Health IS ONE TAUGHT US BY THE ]EXPERIENCE OF OTHERS. Learn This Lesson - Well and the Ravages of Disease Will No Longer Be So Prevalent — The Story of One Who Has Been Benefited and Who Offers Her Experience To Aid Others. From L'SOrelois, Sorel, Que. Among the multitude of ailments that afflict humanity there are few that cause more acute misery than indigestion or dyspepsia, as it is variously called. Both young and old are susceptible to its attacks, mnd its victims throughout the coun- try are numbered by tens of thou- sands Among the disagreeable symptoms which accompany dyspep- sia and make it easily recognizable, are weight, uneasiness and a heavy feeling in the stomach after eating, ▪ feeling of weariness, sick headache and dizzineas, pains in the stomach, Offensive breath, irritability, etc. Ordinary medicines will not cure 'dyspepsia. They may relieve 'its symptoms temporarily, but the trou- ble always returns and each time in en intensified form. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills is the only medicine which will thoroughly and effectively cure dyspepsia. These pills act not merely upon the symptoms, but on the disease itself through the blood, hence through the stomach, which is strengthened and restored to its normal functions. . Mrs. Alp. Lussier, a lady well known in Sorel, Que., is one of the many who have been released from the clutches of d,vspepsia through the use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and -in the hope that her experiseoe will 'be of benefit to some other suf- ferer-she gives the following story for publication " For over two years I n-as a sufferer from dyspep- sia or bad indigestion. The disease became chronic and I was an almost Continual sufferer from headaches, iteartburn and heart palpitation. All sense of taste left me and at times my stomach was so weak that I was unable to- keep any food on it, and this caused me more distress than one could imagine. Although ▪ tried several remedies, none of them gave me any, relief, and I began to regard my life as a burden, ra- ther than a joy as it should be. One day while reading I came across a case similar to my own, cured through the use ' of Dr. -Williams' Pink Pills, so in the hope that I would receive similar benefit I de- cided to give the pills a trial. I had not taken the pills long before I could see hat my- hopes -for recovery were being realized. By the time I had taken half a dozen boxes all !symptoms of the trouble had disap- peared and I 'was able to enjoy life as I did before being seized with the malady. I have no hesitation 'in saying that I think that Dr. Wil- liams' Pink Pills are the best known oure for dyspepsia, and I would strongly advise all sufferers to give them a trial. The old adage, "Experience is the best teacher," might well be applied in cosec of dyspepsia, and if sufferers would only be guided by the experi- ence of those who have suffered but are now well and happy through the use of Dr. Williams' Pipk Pills, there would be less suffering through- out the land. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills can be had at all dealers in Medicine or by mail, post paid, at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50 by addressing the. Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. COLD ICE AND WARM ICE. Compared With So- me Substances, All Ice Is Hot. The college professor asked the rest of us whether ice was colder in winter than it was in summer. Now, to the rest of us, ice was ice, and therefore we could not see how it could remain ice and be either colder or Warmer. Then the profess- or explained the thing in this-'fash- ion "If a thermometer is buried in ice in summer it will indicate 32 ile- grees. If you throw a 'piece of ice into boiling water, and leave it there until it is almost gone, what is left will still be at 82 degrees.. Ice can never be gotten above that temperature. "But while, ice can never be warm- ed above 32 degrees, it will go as much below that as the weather - does. An iceman delivering ice one zero day in January was asked whe- ther his ice was any colder than in July, Ile thought not. But ad a matter of fact, a piece of summer ice, if he had had it, would have been something of a foot-warmer for him, as it would have been 30 def. grecs warmer than the air of the bottom of his wagon. • "Mixing salt with ice makes it much cooler. The ice in a wine, cool- er goes down to about zero: This is why the ,point zero on our com- mon thermometers was fixed where 'it is. It was supposed to be the lowest point which could be reached by artificial means. Since then we have reached about 38 degrees be- low zero by chemical processes. "ice will cool down with every- thing else on a cold night to zero or below. What should prevent it ? On a day when it is just freezing a block of iron, a block of fee outdoors will stay at 32 degrees. If the 'wea- ther grows warmer the iron will warm up with the weather, but the ice will stay at 82 degrees and melt away. But if the weather grows colder the iron and the ice will cool off, and one just as much as the other. . "As the ice grows colder it gets harder and more brittle. .There can be no hickory bend on a skating pond on a zero day far ice is then too brittle. Slivers of ice dipped in liquid air become so hard that they will cut glass. Water thrown on ice in the Arctic regions will shiver sit like pouring boiling water upon cold glaeS. This is, because the ice is so mach iei.dcr than the water." A BIT OF JOHN BULL. The following conversation was overheard in a Belgium hotel. She—"I say, Bill, what are all these foreigners staring at. It seems as if they were a-looking at us; if this was in England I'd thump a few of them with my umbrella." He—"Eson't you know, dear, we are foreigners." She (indignantly)—"I'm no foreign- er; I was brought up in Yorkshire, and a tyke's no foreigner, but Brit- ish bred and born, mind!" MARRYING POOR GIRLS. A number of rich men in Vienna have formed club, the chief object of which is to encourage marriages with poor girls. Any member who marries a wealthy lady will have to pay $5,000 to the club. This money is to be presented to some needy couple engaged to be married. There never'was, and never will be, a universal panacea, in one remedy, for all ills to which flesh is heir—the very nature of many curatives, being such that were the germs of other and differently seated diseases rooted in the system of the patient--what would relieve one ill in turn would aggravate tier other. We have, however, in Quinine Wine, when obtain able in a sound unadulterated state, a remedy for many and grevious ills. By its gradual and judicious use, the frailest systems are led into convalescence and strength, by the influence which Qui sloe exerts onNature's own restorative. It relieves the drooping spirits of those with whom a chronic state of morbid des pendency and lack of interest in life is a disease, and, by tranquilizing the nerves, disposes to sound and refreshing sleep— imparts vigor to the action of the Mood, whicli. being stimulated, courses through- out the veiuss strengthening the healthy animal functions of the system, thereby making activity a necessary result, strengthening the frame, and giving life to the digestive organs, which naturally demand increased substance—result, im- Troved appetite. Northrop & Lyman of oronto, have given to the public their superior Quinine Wine at the usual rate, and, gauged by the opinion of mientists, this wine approaches nearest perfection of any in the market. All druggists sell it. A STRONG PEOPLE. King's Island Indians Are a Re- markable People. It now seems probable that hot all the Innuits of Alaska are so small es has been supposed. Indeed; if one is to believe the tales of travel- lers who visited an island south of Bering Sea, these Indians must be classed among the tallest people in the world. The traveller's story Is On King's Island Indians were found who by their physical charac- teristics belong to the Innuit or Es- kimo family, having small black eyes, high cheek-bones and full brown beards which conceal their lips. The majority of the men are over six feet high, and the women are usually as tall as and often taller than the men. These women are also wonderfully strong. One of them carried, off in her birch-bark canoe an eight-hun- dred-pound stone, for use as an an- chor to a whale-boat. 'When it reached the deck of the vessel it re- quired two strong men to lift it, but the Innuit woman had managed It alone. Another woman carried on her head a box containing, two hundred and eighty pounds of lead. Both men and women are also en- dowed with remarkable agility. They will outrun and outjump com- petitors of any other race who may be pitted against them. Their strength is gained from very poor food, and they frequently trav- el thirty or forty miles without eat- ing anything. They live on carrion fish and seal oil. The fish, general- ly salmon are buried when caught to be kept through the winter and dug up as consumption requires. When brought to the air they have the ap- pearance of sound fish, but the stench from them is unbearable. In the matter of dwellings these Eskimos are peculiar. Their houses are excavated in the sides of a hill, the chambers being pierced some feet into the rise, and walled up with stoned on three sides. Across the top of the stone walls poles of drift- wood are laid, and covered with hides and gram, and lastly with a layer of earth. These odd dwellings rise one above another, the highest overlooking perhaps forty lower ones. Two hun- dred people live in the village. PECLIAR PUNISHMENT. At Cotta, in Saxony, persons who did not pay their taxes last year are published in a list which hangs up' in all restaurants and saloons of the city. Those that are on the list can get neither meat nor drink at these places under penalty of loss of license. Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, tie. Madrid has a law by which habitu- al drunkards have their- heads shav- ed every four weeks. 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Life of Abdul Harnid, Sultan of Turkey. Abdul Harald, the Sultan of Tur- key, is so filled with the terror of assassination that his magnificent palace of Yildlz is a monument to fear. It is, or is meant to be, assas- sin-proof, bomb-proof, earthquake- proof, fire-proof, microbe-Proof. Ar- chitects and engineers are constant- ly rebuilding it, and some new se- cret retreat is always under con- struction. The palace is surrounded by a wall thirty feet high, and the choicest troops of the empire stand guard about it. One day the Sultan received Mon- sieur Vambery, the Hungarian Ori- entalist, informally at the palace. This was not an unusual thing, for the professor had been Abdul's tu- tor, and was almost his intimate. friend. Quite naturally, therefore, the Sultan turned to the one guard in the apartment, and ordered him to retire. The guard took a step backward and halted, as rigid as before. Ab- dul repeated the order, with the same result. Once more he com- manded, and this time the man obeyed. Then the Sultan, smiling, explained. It often happened that he -wished to show an apparent faith in a guest. He .would order the guard to retire, and the guard, after that one . step, would remain, the Sultan meanwhile going on with the conversation under the seeming im- pression that the man had really gone. The man understood that only the third command was to be taken literally. When the Sultan had finished this confidence, he invited the professor to sit opposite him at the little ta- ble and have some tea. NOW, the Sultan does not take sugar, and so he forgot to offer any to his guest. The bowl was at the Sultan's elbow, and the professor was not used to asking monarchs to wait upon him. Still, he _ hardly wished to drink the tea as it was, and he leaned over the table to reach for the su- gar. In a flash the Sultan was on his feet, his hand at his pocket, his face pallid. The gesture of the harmless old savant looked to him like assas- sination. Again, when the Prince of Samos was retiring from art audience, he stumbled, in his backward steps, and fell. Instantly the Sultan pressed a spring behind the throne. The wall opened, and he vanished within, safe from the suspected attack. Abrupt gestures in his presence of- ten cost very dear. The histories of several victims of such mistakes are on record. One was a gardener in the royal park, whom Abdul shot dead for rising too quickly to an attitude of respect. At, another time he found the child of a palace servant playing with his mislaid re- volver, and had her tortured in hope of discovering a plot. THEY WERE STARTLED. A lecturer who protested against people going to sleep during his dis- quisitions on heathen lands would, if he perceived any tendency in that di-, rectioa, introduce some queer or startling statemeftt to revive\ their flagging attention: On one occasion when his audience ed out:— Ah, you have no idea of the suffer- ings of Englishmen in Central Am- erica on account of the enormous mosquito. A. great many of these pests,vould weigh a pound, and they will get on the logs and bark es the white men are passing. t* By this time all ears and eyes were wide open, and he proceeded to fin- ish his lecture. The next day he was called upon to account for his extraordinary statements. But I didn't say ate mosquito would weigh a pound, he protested; I said a great many of them would. I think perhaps a million of them might do so. But you said, they bark at the mis- sionaries, persisted his interlocutor. No,. No; my dear sir, I said they would get on the logs and on the bark. You misunderstood me. , He—Yes, she is living under an as- sumed name. •She-S•Horrible! What is it?' lie—The one she assumed im- mediately after her husband married her. CRYING BABIES. BABIES. The Cry of An Infant is Nature's Signal of Distress. Babies never cry unless there is some very good reason for it. The cry of a baby is nature's warning signal that there is something wrong. Every mother ought to get to work immediately to find put what that something wrong may be. If the fretfulness and irritation are not caused 'by eXterior sources, it is con- clusive evidence that the crying baby is ill. The only safe and judicious thing to do is to administer Baby's Own Tablets without the slightest delay. For indigestion, sleeplessness, the irritation accompanying the cutting of teeth, diarrhoea, constipation, colic, and 'simple fevers, these mar- vellous little tablets have given re- lief in thousands of cases and saved many precious baby lives. Do not give a child so-called - "soothing': medicines; such only stonily and pro- duce unnatural sleep. Baby's Own Tablets are guaranteed to contain no Opiate or other harmful drugs; they promote sound. healthy sleep be- cause they go directly to the root of baby troubles. Dissolved in water these tablets can be given to the youngest infant. Mrs. Walter Brown, Milby, Que., says:—"I have never used any medicine for baby, that did as much good as Baby's Own- Tab- lets. I would not be without them." Baby's Own Tablets are for sale at all drug stores, or will be sent di- rect on receipt of price (25 cents a box) by addressing the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. ‘" 4- A chiropodist advertising in one of our city papers lays considerable stress on the claim that he has re- moved corns from several of the crowned heads of Europe. MIENg COMB 1.111S All the Land Wonders at the Remarkable Cures Effect- ed by Professor Adkin. HEALS DISEASES CALLED INCURABLE Ministers, Doctors and Professional Men Tell How He Has Cured the Blind, the Lame, the Paraly- tic and Many on the Very Brink of Death, FREE HELP FOR THE SICK Professor Adkin Offers to Help All Sufferers From Any Disease Absolutely Free of. Charge. Professional Hen Inves- tigate His Powers. PROF, THOS, F. ADKIN, President of the Institute of Physicians and Surgeons. . In all parts of tho, country men awl *omen, doctors and surgeons, clergymen and educators are wondering at the remarkable cures made by Prof, Thomas F. Adkin, discoverer of the Adkin Vitaoposhio treat- me nt Professor Adkin heals not by drugs, nor by Christian Science, nor by Oateopatley.nor by ggiaTercliMobryce'tiaV=TOIr c'orin'tiinrion. write to me In the ...test .nflience i they are troubled with any kind of disease and I will thoroughly diagnose their cages and prescribe a simple home treatment which I -Positively guarantee to effect a complete cure, absolutely free of charge. I care not how Lerioua their case no how hopeless they may seem. I want these to write to me and let me make them well. I feel that tine is my life's work. So great is the sensation wrought in the medical world by the Wonderful cures per- formed by Professor Adkin that sev.al proleggional gentlemen were asked to investi-gate the cures. Among these gentlemen were Doctor L B. Hawley and Doctor B. Dutton Whitney, both famous physicians and surg-eons. Attera thorough and painstaking investigatton these eminent physielans were so este...ad at the far-reaching powers of Professor !Akin and the wonderful efficacy of Vitaopathr that they volunteered to fo sake all other tie in life, and all other kinds of treatment and devote themselves to assisting P.fessor Adisin in big great work for human- ity. With no discovery of the Atkin biteonathy treatment eminent physicians are generally agreed that i he treatment of disease has attest been reduced to os met science. le all some powers men and women have been cured by th of Professor Adkin. Some were blind, Loses were lame, some were deaf. some were paralytics, scarcely able to nerve, so grrat was their infirmity. 01 berg were afflicted with Bright:a disease, heart disease, consume. n ad other so-called incurable diwases. Some were sufferers from kidney trouble, dyspepsia, nervous debility, insomnia, neralgia, constipation, ;been.. turn, female u troubles and other similar Some were mend wen addicted to drunkenness, morphine and otherevil habits. In all cases Professor Adkin treats he guaran- tees a cure. Even those on the brink-of the grave, with all hope of recovery coo and =g1Clogill'o':::?e'etahnedalffil'tery'f11.fletiler of aopathy and Professor Adkin's marvelous kill,And, emakeb e as it may dirtance seem, Inamailo no difference. Those living for away have been cured In the privacy of their own homes, as well as Deoa who have been treated in person. Professor Adkin asserts that he on cure any one at any distance as well as though he stood before them. Not long ago John Adams, of Blakesburr. Iowa, who had been lame for 20 years, was a utopermanen cured by Profeasor Adkin without peration of any es ter About the same time the city of Rochester, N. Y., was startled by the cure of one of its Oldest reel. dents, Mr. P. A. Wright. who had been party Mind fora long period. John E. Neff: of Millersburg, Pa_ who bed suffered for years from g cataract over his left eye, was speedily restored to perfect sight without an operation. From Logansport, Indiana. comes the news of the recovery of Mrs. Mary Eicher, who had been practically deaf for a year, while in Warren, Pa., Mr. G. W. Savage, a noted photographer and artist, who sets not only Prom blind and deaf, but at death's door from a complication of diseases, was restored to perfect health and strength by Profesur Adkin. Vitaopathy cares not ono disease alone. but it cures all diseases when used in combina- tion with the proper remedies, If- you are sick, co matter what your disease nor whosa.ans you cannot be cured. `write to Professor Adkin to-day ; tell him the leading symptom of your complaint, bow long you have been suffering, and he will at once diagnose your case, tell you the exact disease from which you are suffering, and prescribe the ...sent that will positively ere you, This costa you absolutely noth:ng. Professor Adkin will hook en yau "Howo of his marvelous new entitled to Be Cured and Howe to Cs a Others." This book tolls you exactly ho* Profesebr Adkin will cure SOU. It frilly .d -completely describes the nature of his wonderful treatment. It also explains to yon how you yourself may pOW00 this great heal. beg power and ruse the sick around you. Professor Adkin does not ask one cent for his services In this connection. They will be given to you absolutely free. He has made a wonderfni discovery, and he wines to pls. It in the hands of every sick person in this country, that ho may-be restored, to perfect health and strength, Mark your letter per snot when you write, and non tut tut Profeeror Adkin i le •e it. Address Prdesser Thos. F. Adkin, ,o Ai C., Rochester, N. Y. HELP WANTED. T. N. U WANTED—PARTIES TO DO KNITTING for ue at horde. We furniah yarn and machine. Easy work. Cool pity. Send •tarnpi for particular. Standard Rose Co., Dept& 3, Toronto, Ont. Don't Be Idle,:tnrgux-xj,... Iweek ea., earned lanating 90X. ;re supply Machine and materiel, end Syndicate. wort. sant la. Write te-tlay,.. Noels, Knitting Molted. Tomo.. Ososd COMMISSION MERCHANTS. 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His Recent Marvellous Escape by the Aid of Dodd's Kidney Pills— His Gratitude to the Help that Saved Him—Six Boxes Com- pletely Restored Him to Health. St. Patrice, Lotbiniere, Que., Oct. 14.—(Special.)—A sad story of un- just imprisonment is that told by Phillippe Boissonneault, of this place. His case was worse than that Of the ordinary prisoner, for his bonds, were those of pain and disease. For eleven years they held him a hopeless victim, chained, tor- tured, a slave to Kidney Disease. Who is there in the world that thinks man was intended to suffer, that he merits his fate, that he de- serves the afflictions disease put, on him ? Surely, no one thinks that. We were put here to be happy, to be hoefithy, and free from pain. Nobody will say that Phillippe Boissoneault of St. Patrice deserved his long punishment. and nobody but • will rejoice to learn that through the aid of a wonderful medicine—Dodd's Kidney Pills—he has escaped. Dodd's Kidney Rills, the remedy that proved such a boon, have made a reputation all over the world in curing of diseases of and arising from 'the Kidneys. Bright's Disease, Diabetes, Rheumatism, Lumbago, Backache, Bladder and Urinary Troubles, Women's Disorders, Dropsy Nervousness and Blood ImpurittAs all come within the scope of Dodd's Kidney pills, and Dodd's Kidney Pills have testimonials for the cure of all of them. Phillippe Boisson- neault's case was the common form of Kidney Disease. "For eleven years I leave suffered untold agony with. Backache which crippled me- as though I were barred and shackled. I dwindled in weight to a mere shadow. I have taken all sorts of remedies, nothing doing me any good. I read in Dodd's Al- manac what was recommended for the Kidneys. I decided to try them and sent for six boxes, though with- out confidence, but to-day I am completely cured, and thank Dodd's Kidney Pills alone for it." Half of the wealth of the United Kingdom is held by people who own over $100,000. Minard's liniment Cures Distemper. London covers 75,000 acres; Leeds, with 21,500, is the second English city in sDe. Not a Nauseating Pill.—The excipient of a pill is the substance which enfolds the ingredients and makes op the pill mass. That of Parmelee's Vegetable Pills is so compounded as to preserve their moisture, and they can be carried into any latitude without impairing their strength. Many pills, in order to keep them from ad- hering, are rolled ip powders, which prove nauseating to the taste. Parmelee's Vega. table Pills are so prepared that they are agreeable to the most delicate. s The United States has nine separ- ate expresses which run 60 miles an hour or over. • Minard's Liniment 'Cures Diphtheria. THE RUSTIC WAY. A more or less fair cyclist met a farm Laborer in an English lane. Said she: Can yob .direct me to Higham Up- ley, please? You've only got to foller yer nose, miss, said he, but you'll find it up 'ill work. There seems to be more than one way of saying that a nose is "tip- tilted like the petal of a flower." with certain vital magnetic, Yemedies which contain the very elem on ts of life and health. A reporter reeenny talked with Professor Adkin and was asked to invite all readers of this paper who are sick or who are worried by the ills of those dear to them to write to him for assistance. " Some people have declined," said Professor Adkins "that my powers are of God ; they call me a Divine healer, a an of mysterio. powers. This is not so. I cure because I understand nature. bee.. I use a subtle force of nature to build up 0 re systdm and restore heal.. But at the same time I believe that the C.Itor would not have given me the opportunity to make the dimoveries I have made. nor the ability to develop them it He had not intended that I ehoull use them for the tied I hmnanity. I therefore feel teat it is MY duty to give the benefit of the seemed rather somnolent he thunder- science Ipractice to all who t re suffering. I want you to tell your readers that they can' 346