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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Fordwich Record, 1901-09-26, Page 7FRAGRANT for the TEETH ant BREATH New She SO7ODORT LIQUID .e 250 New Patent Rox MOUNT POWDER . 25o Largo LIQUID and POWDER . . 75; At the Stores or by Mall, postpaid, for the Price. A Dentist's Opinion: " As an antiseptic and hygienic mouthwash, and for the care and preservation of the teeth and gums, I cordially recommend Sozodont. I consider it the ideal dentifrice for children's use," [Name of writer upon application.] HALL & RUCKEL, M WITREi1L e.leemm. 5' gotten to draw your salary on the able. You've done nothing but make first of the month. mistakes to-night, he growled. Yes, .John took the hint, and after that she answered, meekly; I began by my friend was more faithfully served, putting the wrong baby to bed. Ceylon Teas are sold in Sealed Lead Packets only. Black, nixed, Uncolored Ceylon Green. Free samples sent. Address "SALADA," Toronto. If You Want 0-'4'1: APPLES. other multi Uhl PROMO. to The Dawson Commission Co. L'rnitiZTZ:N=."d From the Review, Windsor, Ont. Mr. Thomas Cada, of Pike Creek, a small village in Essex County, is known to almost everyone in that section. He is a son of Mr. John Cada, mill owner, and a prominent politiCian in his locality. A repre- sentative of the Windsor Review, who had known that some time previously Mr. Cada was in poor health, recently Met him leas- ing anything but an invalid, and na- turally asked what had.restored him to health. "Dr..Williams' Pink Pius," promptly replied Mr. Cada. When asked if he would give the par- ticulars for publication, 'Mr. Cada said "certainly, if you think it worth while; but there is nothing very won- derful about my case. I was simply badly run down; my nerves seemed to be all shattered, and I was unable to stand hard work. In -fact work of any kind left, me badly used up. There did not seem to be any or- ganic trouble, it was just a case of being run "down and worn out. 'I felt myself gradually getting worse, however, and I began taking medi- cine. I tried several advertised rem- edies, but they did not help me, in- deed some of them did me snore hare than good. Just then I read of a case much like mine cured by the use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and I purchased a few boxes. Very soon I noticed a decided improvement in my condition and in the Course of a few weeks I was feeling my old-time self. I can now eat heartily, do a good day's work with im unusual fatigue, and in fact feel thoroughly. renewed Os health and strength. Naturally I think Dr. Williams' Pink. Pills a great medi Inc for those who are weals or ailing." If you are feeling run down, and easily tired, you need- a tonic to put you right—to make you feel bright, active and strong, and the only al= ways reliable tonic is Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People. Give thee° pills a fair trial and you will find that their curative powers I: aye not been over-praised. Sold by all' wear, while smooth finished • ma- Can be found at drug stores, or will dealers in medicine, or sent post serials are more favored for after- be sent prepaid upon receipt of price, paid at 50 cents a box, or six boxes noon and dressy wear. 1 Se cents, by addressing The Dr. for $2.50, by adilbessing the Dr. Wil- Tailor gowns for fall are built on , Williams Medicine Co., Dept. T., Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. the lines of those made in the Brockville, Out., Right, said Bill. When the eorstents of the van were at length safely stowed In the house Bill approached the man, who had been fussing about in his keen, alert way, and demanded payment. Is everything out? asked the latter gazing, eagerly in the van. Ah, my friend, I can't pay you to-day, be- cause I haven't got the money—not a farthing. And he looked at him with a sly triumph at his own imag- ined smartness. You think you're mighty clever, don't you? said Bill, coolly, waiting till we cleared out; but I reckon you didn't know what was left under the sacking there! and he nodded care- lessly inside the van. i Ah, what's inside, then? asked the man in quick dismay, darting in. You! roared Bill, as he slammed the door to and dropped the bar, with a chuckle. Half an hour later he arrived home. Well, Bill, inquired his master, got the money? No, answered Bill, to his consterna- tion, but I've got the man. The prisoner was already in such a state of collapse that he paid up on the spot. INFANT MORTALITY. Many Deaths Largely Due to Ig- norance on the Part of Mothers. The disorders of children seem to the rugged and hearty grown per- sons to be simple and not particu- larly dangerous. I This point of view on the part of parents has been the cause of the loss of thousands of baby lives. Vow will always find that the mothers who a successful in bring- ing up families re of hearty, happy children with scarcely a day's sick- ness, are always those who are care- ful to note the slightest evidence of illness and to check the difficulty at once. They do not belong to :the class of mothers that stupify their children , with sleeping draughts and similar medicines containing opiates. They stick to the purely vegetable healthful medicines which cure in- fantile disorders quickly, and of these Baby's Own Tablets are the best of :111.. For colic, simple fevers, croup, constipation, diarrhoea, irritation when teething, indigestion and sleep- lessness, these tablets are a quick, effective, never-failing cure. Dm- solved in water the smallest baby will take them without the slightest ,objection. Do not trifle with medi- cines concerning which you know nothing, when here is a time-tried remedy which is used constantly and with -the best results in thousands of homes. Mrs. H. H. Fox, Orange Ridge, 'Man., says J— "I have found Baby's Own Tablets a perfect medicine for i children of all ages, and would not be without them in the house. They 'are truly a baby comfort and moth- er's friend." Baby's Own Tablets ************* HOME. igg *A AAAAA****** SOME RECIPES FOR FUDGE. A few weeks more, and the cool, autumnal nights will be here, when the sun will set early and the long pleasant evenings about the fireside at home will take the place Of the charming summer hours of the pre- suit. At such a time a very pleas- ant incident in the home life, and one which appeals especially to the children, is the making of fudge. While in French cream candies the chief aim is to prevent the sugar from graining, in fudge the opposite effect is desired. For this reason the mixture must be stirred continually from the moment it is placed on the stove until done.. It rarely needs to cook longer -than four minutes from the time it commences to boil hard, but it is best to test 4 before re- moving from the tire.' Drop a little in cold wale: ; if clone, it may be rolled between the fingers in a soft ball. Chocolate Fudge—Two cupfuls of granulated sugar ; two-thirds cupful of new milk.; two squares of Choco- late ; butter the size of a walnut ; vanilla to flavor. Put,. the sugar, milk, chocolate (grated) together in a granite saucepan and when almost done add the butter. Boil, stirring constantly, untie when tested in cold Seater a. Cott ball May be formed. Take from the fire at once, add van- illa and stir until smooth, heavy and cool enough to retain its shape. To facilitate this, stand the whole in a panful of cold water during stirring. Butter a shallow, square pan, using unsalted butter,.and spread the mixture in this to the depth of half' san inch. Check in squares. Chocolate Nut Fudge—To the pre- ceding recipe add. a cupful of any preferred nut meats. Chop the nuts fine, add to the mixture as soon as it is taken from Hie fire and proceed the same as in plain chocolate fudge. Cream Nut Fudge—Two cupfuls of granulated sugar ; two-thirds cup- ful of mills ; butter the Size of a w a nut vanilla to flavor ; one cup- ful of chopped nut meats. Put the sugar and milk together in a gran- ite saucepan and heat rather slowly to boiling. Boil hard, stirring con- stantly, and when almost done add the butter. Test by dropping a lit- tle in cold water ; when a soft ball may be formed it is done. Take the mixture from the fire, add vanilla and nut meats and stir until smooth and will keep in shape. Pour into a buttered pan to the depth of half an inch, then check in squares. English walnuts and almonds are the favor- ite Mite, although one or several other kinds may be used. AlMonds should be blanched before - chop- ping Cocoanut Fudge—Follow the di- rections given in the preceding re- cipe, substituting cocoanut for other nut meats.• Freshly grated cocoanut is the best, although the prepared variety may be used. Grate the nut and let- stand over night, in a slow oven without browning, so it will nos be too oily. Fruit Fudge—Chop fine some can- died fruit, raisins, figs, dates and citron—a cupful In all ; or use sev- eral kinds of fruit and about a fourth part of nuts. To make cream muit fudge follow the directions given for making cream-nut fudge, substituting fruit for the nuts. Maple Fudge—Two cupfuls of BADLY RUN DOWN. SYMPTOMS THAT MAY LEAD TO SERIOUS RESULTS. The Experience of Thomas Cada, of Essex Co.—Nerves Seemed Shattered, and He Felt Unfit- ted to Stand Hard Work. should never be thrown away. No matter how dry, if they are clean and the bread is good, they will be good in making up these relishes, for croutons, garnishing and other purposes. If not wanted for imme- diate use, dry thoroughly in the oven, put in a paper bag and keep in a dry place to prevent moulding. Cheese Potato Puffs—Add to half a pint of cold meshed potatoes one egg well beaten and a tablespoonful of. butter. Beat the mixture till it is very light. Then add plehty of seasaning, salt 'and pepper and two spoonfuls of grated cheese for this amount of potato. Again beat light and turn the mixture into buttered tins and bake in brisk oven. This is a good way of using a. small quan- tity of mashed potatoes for luncheon without meat. Cheese Pudding.—Add one-half pound of grated cheese, four table- spoonfuls of bread crumbs, two eggs, two tablespoonfuls of cream or half a cupful of milk, one tablespoonful of butter. Rub cheese mid bread to- gether, add the yolks, then the cream, lastly the well beaters whites. Bake .twenty minutes, serve at once. Very good. HINTS TO HOUSEKEEPERS. Not every variety of grape is suit- able for jelly. Concords make an in- sipid jelly, as do other sweet grapes. The best cultivated grape from which to make jelly is the Catawba; better than even it is the wild or fox grape. But it makes- a heavy draft on the sugar box. A pound and a half of sugar to a pint of wild grape juice is not too generous a proportion. The life of the papeecovered books that accumulate on everybody's hands and among which one some- times finds - one she would like to keep, may be prolonged by this pro- cess Cut a piece, of gingham or print a trifle larger than the cover. Paste it to the paper covers and trim the edges. Dry under a weight and letter the title on the cover. The cloth should be in one piece. Truly, this is an age of inven- tions, and the west is as, the front in designing them. Somebody has invented a housecleaning machine I A big red van is stationed in front of the house. 'the operator runs a hose into the rooms, 'and with an odd little device resembling a carpet sweeper inverted he cleans everything in sight and out of sight, walls, draperies, upholstery, everything is made clean without ,clearing the rooms. It SOUrlde too good to be true,' doesn't it ? Try a rice-root brush on the inside of the neck and wrist bands of shirts. It is as effective as a hard rubbing on the washboard, and not half as hard on the shirt and the hands. FASHION GLEANINGS. Rough goods are to have their irmings again this fall and winter, being used for morning and street Pr MIXED HIM UP. "As to the coming yacht race and Lipton," said Mr. _ ezzit to his wife, "I think it will be found that there is many a slip between the lip and the cupten." "What ?" inquired Mrs. Sezzit. "I mean there will be many a clap between the lip and the slipton— there will be many a clip from the slip to the—confound it, I mean there will be many a lip between the cup and the s:ipton—no, that isn't right—there will be many as slap from the clip to the cupton—er—that is—there will be a captain from the slip—hang it, Maria, you always get me confused ! What I want to say is that there will be many a sip from the lip to the scupton—what the dickens are you laughing at any- how ? That's the way with a silly woman. Wonder to me any man of sense ever tries to talk to them." "'Why, my dear, what is wrong with you this evening ?" -There isn't anything wrong. I BROTHER'S KEEPER. The French Lifeboat Society has a record only second to the English. It has saved in thirty years 12,358 -lives from 1,101 vessels. It has 96 boat stations, and 500 rescue posts. to me one morning: Many Peculiar Fads Adopted by Ladies and Gentlemen. Gentlemen have peculiar fads in this direction as well as ladies. Snakes, lizards and chameleons have delighted society's fair ones for years, jewelled turtles, and singing birds attached by fine chains to the couldn't turn myself in bed, Won- by local applications, as they cannot reach the derful to say I have had no return diseased portion of the ear. There is only one I was cured of Rheumatic Gout by MINARD'S LINIMENT. ANDREW KING. Markham, Ont. I. N. u 341 TO AVOID LIGHTNING, If out of doors keep away from trees, haystacks, houses, large sheets of water, river banks, etc. if in the open plain, where there are no trees or buildings, you are safer ly- ing down than Standing up. If near a wood, stay there and do not go. nearer. If near a single tall tree you are pretty safe thirty yards away. Indoors you are safest of all if you adopt Franklin's plan. Find the geometrical centre of the room. Hang up a hammock by silken cords; get in and stay there. Failing a hammock, sit on one chair in the middle of the room with your feet on another, first placing beneath thelp a feather bed or hair mattress. Bu do not sit under the gas chandelier. Whether out of doors or in doors, keep away from the chimney or from metallic masses of any kind. And possess your souls in patience. Minard's Liniment Cures Burns, etc. Brazil has now the. most mixed population of any country on eaitle. It includes 11 million Italians, 800,- 000 Portuguese, 300,000 Germans; and 100,000 Spaniards. Do Not Delay.—When, through debili- tated digestive organs, poison finds its way into the blood, the prime consider- ation is to get the poison out srapidly and as thoroughly as possible. Delay may mean disaster. Parmelee's Vege- table Pills will be forted a crust valuable rtirnaddee,ff. effective edyieihneeretro ;lira 411 0e in- go at once to the seat of the trouble and work a permanent cure. Gentlemen (to house agent)—The great disadvantage is that the house is so damp. House Agent—Disad- vantage sir? Advantage, I call it. In case of fire it, wouldn't be so like- ly to burn. ilinads Liniment Relieves Neuralgia Begg's 01,1 Friend—Great heavens, Try it, and mark the improvement in your !Cord's liniment for sale everhere Mistress—But didn't Mrs. Upperten Excellent Reasons exist why Dr Thomas' Belectric Oil should be used by persons troubled with affections of the throat or lungs, sores upon the skin, rheumatic ,pain, corns, bunions, or ex- Iternal injuries. The reasons are,. that it is speedy, pure and unobjectionable, lehether taken internally or applied out- wardly. I People who are very dainty are sometimes said to have tin; appetite I of a canary bird. But a scientific sceptic recently resolved to find out just what the appetite of a Canary bird is. He weighed a canary and ' found it weighOd 217 grams, or caching over half an ounce. He also weighed all the food, and found that the bird eats thirty-two times his weight every month, or actually ' more than his us eight every day. spring. Most women prefer to have their new suits in the spring and wear them as late in the fall as the season permits. It is a good plan, for then one gets the best of the suit during, the spring and summer, and. the fall styles seldom differ ma- teiially from those bi spring. The only really new. feature in the fall tailor suit is the absence of a collar on the coat, and a little closer fit in front. We are threatened with a return of the long coat. So we Were last fall, but it failed to arrive in any great degree. Whether it will succeed in establishing itself this season re- mains to be seen. The cutaway coat, with waistcoat, is being made in rough materials, but the long coat in princess effect is thought very stylish. Separate waists areanot out of fashion. It is safe to predict they never will be so long as the skirt and coat costume is in vogue, and this is too convenient and sensible to give up. , The skirt is still worn over the waist and pushed down as loco as possible, and the belt is so narrow it seems to be one of the lines of the -trimming. The pouched front is still seen, but it is well to remember that the extreme of this fashion is exceedingly vulgar and never seen on a correctly dressed we-man. CEYLON AND INDIA NATURAL LEAF 1:1, 3E11iT I. 30 _ Resembles Japan in flavor, but is never impure—while infinitely superior in quality. It is making rapid strides in public favor because of the above facts. Drinkers of Japan teas should give it a trial. maple sugar ; tree-thirds cupful of milk ; butter size of a walnut ; van- illa to flavor. Grind the sugar flare before measuring and proceed exact- ly as directed in cream-nut fudge. Ii maple nut fudge is desired, add a espial of nut meats to the recipe. It is delicious with cocoanut, hick- cry or Brazil nuts. SELECTED RECIPES. . Corn Soup—Cook one can of corn, in an equal quantity of milk until perfectly tender, being care- ful that it does not scorch. When done, pour through the colander, mashing as much. of the corn as pos-.sible through With the liquid. Melt a large tablespoonful of butter in the frying parmand stir into it a heap- ing tablespoonful of flour. Add gradually a little of the milk and corn and when the mixture is thom oughly smooth, pour all together into the saucepan. Season with a little salt and pepper, and a tiny pinch of nutmeg. Serve with sippets of toasted bread. Tomato jelly is a,' appetizing and effective relish that will bo found particularly acceptable at tea or luncheon. It is made from a can of strained tomatoes. Beason the juice well, remembering that to- matoes stand generous salting and add hot to half a box of gelatine. Celery Cheese—Take a head of celery, wash thoroughly and boil 1 was going to say that there will be DRAWING ROOM PETS. many a slip between the lup and— well, I hope we lose the rate, any- way, just to teach you to respect your husband more when he tries to entertain you." GEORGE S. McLAUGHLIN the mere male comes forward to chs- shoulder, have each had a turn. Now LIVES TO REJOICE THAT HE TOOK. HIS BROTH- play his choice of pet. ER'S ADVICE. , To the astonishment of his hostess and the horror of some of the guests, a well-known actor appeared For Twenty-five Years Crippled on the occasion of a select party ed to Take Dodd's Kidney Pills with a couple of live newts attach- -What He Says About His Cure. ed to his watch-chain and green Economy Point, N.S., Sept. 9. _ spiders of large size inclosed within Mr. G. S. McLaughlin lives in this a. tremendous glass scarf-pin. The quiet little Nova Scotia village. His back of the pin was perforated, con- brother keeps the grocery store here. sequently the creatures lived some But for this seemingly unimportant time in their peculiar prison. As m fact, unless death had mercifully re- their habit, -the, green, monster moved him of his sofforiogo, Mr. us- secretly continually, the sight elgerluttleMT.1 Laughlin would in all probability enj'Y'feigned dis- nave been a helpless cripple to-day.. doubt, while the ladies pleasure. .. lag store that he came to try snakes worn as bracelets by a gen- Very alarming appeared the grass For it was through his brother keep-p-1 Dodd's Kidney Pills. tlernan of fashion at a recent en- Economy Point is thirty-seven tertainmeht. miles from Truro. The only connec- ' The' grass snake, though formid- tio'n is by waggon road, and in the able in aspect, is quite harmless, spring when the roads are impass- d common enough in many parts able, the hamlet is isolated cow- of England. ; the particular pair, pletely. But nevertheless the fame however, caused fright amongst the of Dodd's Kidney Pills found its way ladies, and the wearer discarded to Economy Point, and Mr. Me- them to re-establish peace. They Laughlin's brother in response to were coiled round and round the frequent requests, began to retail wrist in barbaric fashion. Though them at his store: There is no drug- alive, the snakes did not attempt to gist in the place, and Mr. McLaugh- disentangle themselves . it was said lin's grocery is looked to for medi- they tongueshad ' occasionally mt. eugi lgye drugged, piercing rt ehiee gf forked tines as well as groceries. Hearing the terms of unqualified praisemouth in a lifeless sort of manner, with which his customers spoke of I dress withcywitha six gentleman in evening Dodd's Kidney Pills, the brother re- : crawling over stag-beetles commended them to Mr. McLaugh- , over the immaculate white- lin. "They might help your back," ness of a shirt bosom. • The stag- said he. beetle is often five inches in length, That is the story of Mr. McLaugh- its enormous jaws having the ap- pearance of antlers. Small wonder. So J oh - was summoned, and I waMs Corn Cum removes the trouble, wondered what manner of rebuke Try it, and see what au amount of pain is would fall upon his head. ! saved, Really-, I must speak to John. Corns cause Intolerable pain. Hullo- until tender ; drank well and cut up ! RE MADE HIM PAY, into small pieces. Have ready a pint i Some little time ago a carrier in of rich driovn butter and add pepper, 'the neighborhood of If— was ers- salt and roe ounce of grated cheese ga,ged in removing the furniture of a to it, put the celery into the sauce ,certain well-known man of the ses_ for a few minutes then fill buttered trict. ecalloped shells with the mixture, , As the latter was a. notoriously scatter grated cheese- over the top slippery customer Mr. C--, the car. and bake for ten minutes in a quick tier, personally superintended the un- oven, when the cheese should be loading of the van, with an eye to evenly browned. ' the immediate settlement of his bill Ham Patties—Two cupfuls cold on completion. minced ham, one cupful bread crumbs I Unfortunately he was called away moistened with milk. Mix • and put on urgent business but he intrusted the batter into gempans. Break an the affair to one of his men, a very egg over each, sprinkle the top with trustworthy fellow. - in s cure or ail of it Uneerstand Bill, he said, you don't any extent from that that thvoauriseasndos them that the guests preserved a _ any account 1lMard's Liniment Cures Dandruff. bread crumbs and bake till nicely . mane away without the money on , of others. He followed his brother's safe distance. Their wearer, know- Mowimd over. Before we go blether let us whin- advice. "I will try them, anyway."',- jog their harmless nature, stalked pm M your ear that pieces of bread lie said. That's all Dodd's Kidney , about with savage satisfaction, his Husband—But —you must admit that pets his sole companions. Nobody . . • ' Pills want—a trial. After the flist y taste is better than yours. Wife wished to daace with him .He was — trial there is no more hesitation. Yes, of course it is. Husband—I'm Mr. McLaughlin says it was wonder- : g'a'd—f heee t eheaeted d dbayn=gaii gold The bnenentil: surprised to hear you say so. Wife— MI the way his pain left him and ' to his dress-stud. there's nothing remarkable about his back strengthened. He was a free man ever since. it. The mere fact that you married me and I married. you proves it. "I was troubled with lame back Deafness Cannot, be Cured for twenty-five years or more. I of the trouble since using the Dodd's way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu- Kidney Pills. I have recommended Dodd's Kidney Pills to a number, of persons with Kidney Trouble. All without exception have been' benefit- ed or cured. I can never be too thankful for the benefit I received from those wonderful pills. It may he only a trifling cold, but nog- Daisy-- What do you think ? at Hall Barn, Luckinghamshme. They meet it and it will fasten its fangs in your Clarice•weut out and sang at an en- are -of yew and box, and are 30 feet tung,s, and you will soon be carried to an .. .. untimely grave. In this country we have tertenment in a private insane any- high. sudden changes and must expect to have lum." Edie—"Did she say whether -- conghs and colds. We cannot avoid them, they showed their Insanity much ?" lent we can effect a core by using Bickle's Daisve--"Oh, yes ; they encored her Anti-Consumptive Syrup, the medicine three timer." that has never been known to fail in cur- ing coughs, colds, bronchitis and all af- fections of the throat, lungs and chest. A Cure for Rheumatism,—The intrusion man! Do I nod you reduced to 4___ of uric acid into the blood vessels is a playing a cornet at the street-corner ONE HOPEFUL SIGN. fruitful cause of rheumatic pains:. This to make a living? Boggs—I ain't do- irregularity is owing to a deranged mid ing this to make a living. My wife. While I was living in California, unhealthy condition of the liver. Any won't let me practice in the house. writes an Englishman, I had the op- one subject to this painful affection will —_ find a remedy in Parmelee's Vegetable , sideration shown to employees by Pills. Their action upon the kidneys, 1 If your children are troubled with portunity of noting the extreme con- pronounced and most beneficial, and bys California employers. I cannot re-. restoring healthy action, they correct im- worms, give them Mother Graves' Werra call an instance of a cruel and cut- purities in the bleed. Exterminator ; safe, sure and effectual. Ong rebuke from one in authority to a clerk or servant during the seven- What with croup.-- measles, and all teen years of soy 'stay. _ . that, children are a great care. re- This is our latest novelty, said the manufacturer, proudly. Good, isn't A friend of mine had a clerk who mmked tne family man, but they're ft? Not bad, replied the visitor; was always forgetting important blessings. Indeed, they are, cordial- but you can't hold a candle to the duties. Letters would be forgotten, ly responded the stranger. I don't goods we make. Ohl Are you in important entries oh the books omit- know how we shotild get along with- the same business? No; we make ted, and messages, even, were some- out them. Ali, you are a family gunpowder. times not delivered. Said my friend man. yourself? No; a doctor, — Halifax. Borah remedies Des Meal is oeesed by an - I was cured of Acute Bronchitis by inflamed condition of the =moue lining of the i MINARD'S LINIMENT. Eustachian Tabe. When this tube s In-, Lt.-Col. C. CREWE READ. flamed yea have a rumbling sound or lamer feet hearing, aqd wisee„.11 is entr sly elf ad Sussex. UAW,. le MO MUM a. unless the none n• I was cured of Acute Rheumatism by nation can be toter cut and this tuberrestored to its normal condition, bearing W be es. MINARD'S LINIMENT. steered forever; nine cases tot ten are C. S. BILLING, caused by cvtarrh, which is nothing but an in. flamed condition of the mucous our ace-. We win em One Hundred Dollars for any rase Deafness gassed b eatsrrie ihateier sot beet cured by Hall's Ca tarrh Cure. Semi for circulars, tree. F. J. CHENEY &CO:. Toledo, 0. 185 in every 1,000 of Britain's Sold by Druggists. ear. population are under five years old; tiallaFaml f Pills are the best. only 98 of those in France. The biggest hedges in England are John, said my friend, it is most . -- leave any message when you told her astonishing what a very bad memory ! The infant of the household was in I was not at home'? Servant—No, you have. But I believe that in time its cradle. The head of the house ma'am, She simply gave a sigh of it will improve, because I have no- was at home, peevish and fault find- relief and said, Thank you, Jane! teed that you have never once for- ing. At length he became unendum and drove away. --o . WHAT A CANARY EATS.