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• AFTER''' TA'N IP
iet-faced wife ElsM, who came re-fling
known as "No 17" stood once more
upon the threshold of his home.
ICate met him at the door-a smile
upon her bonnie I ace. "Elsie 'has
heard all," she said, gently ; "and
she is nearly well. The good news
has saved her life. She is asking for
you at this moment.
Desparde waited to hear no more.
An instant later Elsie's face was
pressed dose to his own; and hus--
band and wife were re-united after
their bitter separation.
"God has been very good to me,"
she whispered through her sobs,
"and He has given you back to me."
"Yes," said Desparde, gently--"to
remain together till death shall part
"s'' ' -And afterwards," whispered El-
sic "God willing."
HOW TO MAKE A FORTUNE FORTUNE,
—
GREAT PRIZES THAT ARE
LOOKING FOR. OWNERS.
so_
$60,000 Reward for a Navigable
Airship-Soraetlaing for the
e• Peacemaker.
.If Dumont, the young Frenchman
who has jest invented a steer able
airShip, were a Briton, he would be
entitled to a prize of $60,000, be-
sides his 0 wil profits. He would
have won the "Melton Payne" award
and a, committee would now be set-
up the conditions prior to
handing• him the money.
When Melton Payne, the famous
amateur aeronaut died, he left a leg-
acy of $60,000 in trust for the fist
British subject who should invent a
able navigable airship. The
prize has been tried,for unsuccessful- - o . iy oy over a dozen men, and a good
many thousands spent in the pro-
seas. The nearest to success was
ed, however, in the serious accident
to the inventor at Exeter, when
HE AND HIS MACHINE
calla sod. ,,
committee of experts is to be
chosen to decide on the genuineness of . .
any airship; and it is said that,
strictly, the machine has to be heav-
ier th air, and not floated by ' a gas balloon, and, if that is s
Duniont's vessel would be 0
1s, even
arse.- There will be a good many tumbles
before that $60,000 is won.
There is $15 000 a ear for I . ofe.
and the reside ' y ' e to your heirs, wait- in r for you, if of mg, you are anything
a peacemaker. . That is the Mize of-
Scrod by an eminent Swede-Mr. Ed-
,nand Neillssen-to anyone who shall
beinstrumental in persuading the
Powers to give up war for good and
all, and do away with armaments of
every' kind. It will take a great or-
Mar with very ' strong and original
tohemust R g rules; persuade us- she.; Great Britain, France,Germany;
Austria,up-,it and Italy to do away with
all soldier and sailor. men, except the .
BODYGUARDS OF THE COURTS.-
Nothing is put in abort the other
nations, who would iresumably fol-
low suit. . .
A. good many men have had a try
for this result, the one nearest the
mark being a famous London jour-
nalist. But they didn't succeed, and
it looks as if that $15,000 would
look for a claimant for a very long
time yet. It is •worth noting that
the money which is held in trust is
all in British Government bonds.
When Mr. Neillssen dies, the money
is to remain in trust till somebody
Wine it, no matter how long hence.
Thibre M a certain $5,000 a year,
outside all personal profits, standing
ready for the man who finds a gen-
eine cure for consumption. This is
the gift of the late Silo John Bean,
the famous physician and scientist.
The Bean award amounts to $175,-
000 in. Government stock He left
legacy in trust, to be awarded
to any British subject who may tits-
cover a cure that is considered gen-
uine by a committee of the College
of Physicians and the British Medi-
cal Council, The interest amounts
to $5,000 per annum, and there are
always plenty of. starters working
at the great problem, and a good
ninny
HAVE BEEN SPENT
in the pursuit. -
The cure, according to rules laid
down , by the will, must be able to
heal seventeen cases out M twenty,
all in the "second stage" of the marl-
ady. This is about the best be-
quest there is, for the great doctor
calculated that, out of the 80,000
People that die of consumption every
year at .. , in Britain alone, least 68 -
WO would be saved. Besides that
$175,000, it has been hinted more
than once in high places that the
man who can stamp out consume-
"11 ' Orin wr get a baronetcy at kast if
' not a peerage. For saving 68,000
lives a year he ought to get a dukes
dora. .
A British prize, open to all the
world and "no favors " is the $.25 - ' - favors, "is ' 000 offered by Mr. Henry Scudamore '. the fainons mountaineer, for the as-
cent of Mount Everest, the highest , mountain in the worid. Mr. Scuds,
more-died two years- ago, but - the
$25,000 is still open to be climbed
for-balloons barred-by any man of
any nation.
Everest, which is 29,000 feet high,
or nearly as tall as two
Mount Blanes piled one on top of
the other, has killed seven would-be
climbers daring the I st twenty ' * years, anel has baffled many scores
more. That expert mountaineer,
Mr. Wymper has made the best re-
cord, though not necessarily for the
$25,000; but the summit has never
d . been reach° by mortal man, and et
is doubtful if any human being could
live for half an hour at such an alti-
tude, even if he got there. But every
now and then somebody has a try,
seldom getting much more than half
way up, however. the ascent, if
successful, would cost about $1,000,
and
. •vor
.eel
either. -absolutely
days grindstone frames and attach-—
Captain Green's attempt, which end-s
Murray Price, the well known writer
on "sociology." He left $15,000 in
cash, tote awarded to any man who
should be instrumental in, bringing
about the abolition of the Game
Laws, .which were Mr., Price's pet
bugbear.
He also left a perfect library of
manuscripts and information on the
subject, which are at the service of
anyone who likes to try for the orize
and start the litigation. This is the
will so strongly fought M the. Pro_
bate Court by Mr. Price's heirs, W110
thought they could find better uses
to put the money to; but the will
was, upheld, and the ste,,000 is at
the disposition of any energetic gen-
tleman who can prevail oh British
Parliament to quash the Game
Laws.
But among humanitarian awards-
and there are plenty of them-the
$25,000 dedicated by Mrs. Vaughan
Pritchard is about the best. That
sum will be aid over by. the trustees P
to any man m woman who invents
a ,substitute for the bit M a horse's
equipment, and
MAKES IT UNIVERSAL
in Britain, in place of the rresent
variety.
Hundreds of people have made
"shots" at this prize, but they have
not been able to get their ideas tak-
en u and it is sold that there is P.moiety,
no other way of control-
ling a horse. It is a rule that the
substitute must not enter the beast's
mouth in any way, and must not be
spiked or studded. -
In parts of Italy the horses wear
a sort, of bar are ass their noses fn-
stead of a bit; but though a few
samples have been seen in Britain,
' the old bit holds its own, and that
$25,000 is Bun waiting.
MEN WHO HAI
—
SEE SO MUCH OF
LOSES ALL 'S
The Croupiers Empl,
Carlo Lose All h.
Value of C.
The croupiers are th,
able people In Monte
from their wonderful
tal arithmetic, which
of years of patient
may be said to be th
the face W the e
moneY• They handle thous;
M gold, silver and n
of their lives. The:
down on the green clo
and raked to and fro
were so much dirt.
after a crOupier has
at Monte Carlo he la
the value M cash. I-1
indifferent to the sig
Ms duties o I erfoom .
or paying out, with
calmness of an unthin
Every croupier is'si
ly when he lettuce the
that he has not staler
searching, however,
• Mr nobody
known to attempt to
the smallest coin.
have plenty of chance
but they never think i
"Swell rnobsmen" i
to Monte Carlo for tl
pose of swindling the
and over again trii
croupiers.
ONLY ONE I.
is on record of anyc
seeded. A man calls
listed the aid of a Cr
duced him •to deal or
arranged pack at
Quarante" table. "Tr
te" is played wit}
which are shaft
mice of the players, a
chanting is possible.
the substituted pack
en to the top of the •
the shuffling was over ' The swindler. who
in what order the ca
pear,placed his Ca
and 'managed to win ,, an,,,,,, „duos, or $,
diately afterwards he
was never seen agai
cards were counted at
gone it eves of coons
there were more than
was revealed.
comes the extr
of the. story. The cri
committed the fraud
s single penny by it.
the forged pack
to his friend. H ,
what he was dou
not paid him am
nor had he proi5oried
The croupi,
not, want to share in
NO USE FOR TI
The Administration
only sent the offendie
prison for two montl
action-done with chi
-hood robbed them
sum of money. They
use punishing him strange te .,y, they
again when he came
though not at his old
The croupiers at Hi
eeive a salary of Iron
500, per annum, ai
langth of time they Is
Administration's se
ier has even been kno
rise in his salary. I
have ' enough • they
• more. •When they
they often mislay it,
are as careless of it
But the croupiers n
never necurs to them
• their money
whatever. They are
money that the
it.
Their life is a curls
one. They never tm
which is .the loveliest
quite satisfies them.
drunkards amongst t
costs -them serer BUR
taxes. Their childrc
free of charge. the bo
come croupiers like t
The croupiers have
room where they co
and play chess. Man
their whole lives eitli
or at their. work.
they are out of dose
go home at
the quietness of their
rarely live to any ye
wired
sir
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net
cod
eve
sled
order
weep
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o. 17 sat M his cell, white and
poising. He had endured two
.r£ of prison life uncomplainingly,
by the knowledge that he
e innocent of the crime with;
ich he had been charged-and
eyed.also . by the visits of his
arty to the gaol as often as the
t-iron regulations M the estab-
mient would permit. Hut of late
de's visits had ceased, and to-day
• conyiet knew . the reason for
cessation. She was ill-very
-and the letter from her sister
ich lay in Ms hands told him
it the doctors leafed the worst,
is is how the note ran :-
Artimr,-I have some rather
1 tidings to give you, but we
both be brave and hope for the
t. Poor Male is dangerously ill,
I though all that we could easel-
i do has been done, the medical
late recovery. He states that she
suffering from no particular ill-
is, but simply from a general de-
ity, brought about by fretting
if your absence. If only .you
old come to her, it would prob-
ly be the means of saving her life;
I, alaS! that is impossible. ,She
in Cod's hands, 'as we all are. I
. praying to him to spare to us
i life that we both love-it is for
uto pray also. Good-bye, and
d bless you. May he give us
'ength to bear the blow that seems
near.
Yeur loving sistersin-lawKATE.
Lrthur Desparde was no coward -
weakling. The humiliation and
Bering of penal servitude In had
me like a man, but those few
nple worts bowed his head So
•th and brought the salt tears to
i ayes. To feel that his absence
,s causing Elsie's decline--to feel
it one short hour of liberty would
all probability be the means . of
oservieg her, and to know at the
see ne time that the prison walls
between him and her-to feel
d know all this would have mad-
led any man. The feeling and the
so-sledge maddened Arthur Des-
rcle now,
'I will go to her," he muttered
me as they will-but go to her
most, and . . . I will."
his feet. 1 file lay at He had
ring in the yard, and he load ses
it in his clothing, believing
1. Climbing the narrow wall of
scow thermal was guarded merely
two iron bars of medium thick-
es. Without an instant's hesita-
m he proceeded to file these bars,
ping with ardent hope that ' no
might intervene to abruptly
•minate his labors.
orturre favored him, and the work
is completed without interruption.
co Minutes later he was sliding
wn a pipe which led from the cell
the courtyard, and to scale the
w wail of the yard was but the
irk of an instant. Then with a
uttered prayer for the protection
Heaven on his journey he set out
the house where his wife lay be-
life and death.
• • • • • •
'Arthur ! Is it possible it can be
u ? HOW ever have you contrived
come here?"
It was Elsie'r 'Aster who spoke,
d she stood, fully dressed, in the
orway, scanning the escaped con-
'Yes. It is I, and you shall hear
od my flight. . . . But tell me,
Mere is little change. At times
e is unconscious, .and during such
riods she mentions your name in-
meetly. When she is conscious • e talks of you to me, saying that
e one desire left to her is to see
u at her side ageist.''
"Thank Heaven," said the convict • . a low tone ; , "thank Heaven she
still alive. I am not too late."
Then he explained to the wonder- -- r girl how he had contrived to
cape from gaol, adding also that
are was every Chance M his being
Laken in the morning. "But 1N,
em come," he said sullen; y ;
then once I have hold my darling
thy arms again, and cheered her
:knees I care little what happens," ed now, it will be well for you to
11 her I am here; but break the
cos to her • as gradually as you
Kate nodded, and left the room on
i-toe. Presently she returned, • her
es swimming with tears.
"She knows all, Arthur, and is
citing for you. Pray God that
' taming so
Sin
e--"
"Amen !" said the convict, husk-
,, as he went slowly up the stairs
wards his wife's chamber-
She lay very, white and very still,
It, there came a warm' glow of joy
,on her faded 'cheek as he entered.
ee put out her tMn hand to him,
d a moment later they were clasp-
in each other's arms.
'' I knew you would come to me,
rling," she sobbed, Co"r I have
aged day and night that I might
a you once more-and Heaven has
ard my prayer. Oh, Arthur, dear,
ar Arthur, life has been very hard
thout you - without your love."
"Poor girl. Only too well can I.
slim what you have feltknowing
it, come. Let us talk of other.
in s. You have been ill, they tell
ii very ill,"
"Yes, for I wanted you. Now that
u are here I hall soon be welt"
A. terrible pang shivered through
e convict's soul. How was he to
11 her the truth ? How was he- to
11 her that before many hours had
seed he would in all likelihood be
ken back to prison to be sePeret-
from her, once more ? He could
.5 bring himself to confide to , her
a holds out small hope of her ul-A
sat I have endured myself . .
the cruel truth, and he resolved to
Peril. Perchance she believed that
he had been released ; he Would not
undeceive her.
All through the long night hue-'
band and wife went on talking in
low, confiding tones, happy M each
other's society, desiring no other joy
on earth. Through the long night
they remained with hands clasped,
all-in-all one to the other. Then
morning -came and Kate entered.
She whispered gently to Arthur :-
-The doctor is here, and he must
not see you in your prison dress.
Come away for a few minutes." ,
Kissing his wife, and telling her
he would return soon, the young
man quitted the apartment. The
doctor , entered, with a cheering
"good morning. WelL and how do
You find yourself to-day, Mrs. Des-
Pardo ?" he asked briskly.
"Much, much better, doctor," she
replied, gratefully; "in fact, I think
I shall soon be off your hands."
"Bravo," cried the good-natured
Physician, as he felt the. patient's
Pulse. "Do you know, my dear ma-
dam, I believe that your prediction
is about correct. Your pulse has
gone up most wonderfully, and al-
ready your eyes seem stronger-more
healthy. My physic is doing won-
ders•'' '
DM it was not the physic that
had wrought this mighty change in
the invalid. It was the presence of a
certain figure, clothed in the hide-
ous grey that the garb of marks
Her Majesty's prisons. It was the
Presence of that figure and the sound
of his voice that had changed Elsie
Desparde from a dying woman into
one in whoon the will and the ability
to live were now predominant.
The doctor took his leave after a
short interval, promising to look in
ore the following day. Then Arthur
was allowed to return to the sick
room, and once more lee took up his
position beside his wife. Towards
noon Kate entered the apartment,'
trembling violently. Controlling her
voice with an effort see as not to
alarm her sister, she said :-- „4. , you Coma nntaide Arthur, will '
for a moment ? I want to speak to
you.''
Arth -
ur Deeparde guessed what ot
wasthatthe1 ' f dgirlto
communicate. He kissed his wife
wards - the door.
"They have come for me, have t 0 , • h y l notedhe asked in a whisper, as
he fo followed her out of the room.
''Yes. They are in the parlor. I
begged themtobehave ' quietly, . very quie Y',-
as there was Illness in the house."
ward you for your devotion. Now
I' t e Elsi t t k is en
the
- e itinS no . now
that I ve been retaken until she . m quite strong enough to bear the
news-until, M fact, her health is
restored. Promise me that she shall
not know."
s She shall not know."
"God bless you, Kate."
He wrung her hand, raised it to
his lips, d then went downstairs • s s wet firm steps. A warder in unis
form stood in the sitting-room, and
another person was beside him. It
was the Governor of the gaol, and
with swiftly beating heart the
convict wondered , why , this
official Ids come to the
house. It was not usual for the
Governor of a prison to accompany • • • -his warders on such .a salmon as
the recapture of a runaway convict.
- "Gentlemen," he cried, in a low
voice, "I surrender. myself to you
freely. I have only one request to
• make. Let nee be taken away quoet-
ly so that my wife who lies ill up- • stairs maysmot know of my depart-
ure."
The Governor smiled. ,,sys, s • ••• • . 17, he said, gently, et es
certainly my duty to have you taken
back to the gaol, but at the same ., „s ,,, d • time.is "'" uty also sto give you
some very pleasant news.''
There was a pause Desparde ' ' . stood rooted to the floor, his eyes
on fire.„ What • was coming next ?
What was the news that the Govern-He
or had come to communicate ?
„ My tidings," continued the latter,
„ are simply these. A man named
Charles Morrison died last night in
Chilton. Gaol. Before he passed a-
way he sent for the chaplain and
made a confession. He confessed
that the forg ery for which you were
condemned was committed by him-
self, and that he alone was guilty.
The confession was sent by special . essenger 'to the Secretary of State m ' for the Home Department, with the , result that a telegram reached me
two hours ago authorizing your re-
soon as the necessary pa- lease as g pars can be made out. You will re-
turn with me to the gaol, but not as
a. I think you may - prisoner-and take it from Inc that before the . . „ week is out you will be a free man.
eously Ire • an very
white - haired Governor
held 'out his hand and Despard 0
gratitude, whilst from Ms lips there
came the choking words :-
"At last-at last-thank God -
thank God I"
• • • •
Three days later there arrived at
the gaol an important-looking doeu-
mat bearing at the top the magic
letters, "V. R.," and berfeatli those
letters it was written that Her Maj-
esty had been pleased to grant a
free pardon - to Arthur Desparde
from that day forward. And within
a little space he who had been
ers,
arsely, "come what may I Let fraud
em retake me afterwards-let them Now
rnd It the day previous whilst la-toted
at some day he might require its had
let her remain in ignorance of his --practicable Tli
O .4.-.--.
UP-TO-DATE GRINDSTONES.
Made With Ball Bearings Now
and With Other Improve-
merits.
"If," says a dealer in such things,
"anybody had told our grandfathers
that the time would come when we
should have ball-bearing grindstones
I suppose they would have thought
he was crazy; but we have them
now arid they are not very costly ,
"If the grindstone is one that is
worked with a treadle there are ball-
bearings on the crank, where the
treadle-rod is connected, as well as
on the shaft on which the grindstone
turns. Really, it is a pleasure to see
that homely old tool, the grindstone,
mounted on ball bearings, and it is
a positive delight to see how easily
such a grindstone turns.
"But the ball bearings are not the
only modern improvement in grind-
stone equipment.. There are now,
merits that are patented. The old,
old way of turning a grindstone was
with a crank, or a single treadle ;
but nowadays we have double tread-
les, one for each foot, and the frame
that supports the grindstone has
on one end of it a seat like the seat
you see on a mowing machine or
anything of that sort, this being by
no means a device for a lazy noon,
but a convenient means of enabling
the man using the grindstone to get
at it to the best advantage.
"If you, knowing the grindstone of
ancient times, will picture to your-
self a man sitting in a comfortable
seat so placed on the end of the
frame that he can get square at the
face of stone, which he turns by
means of two treadles, one under
each foot, the stone itself turning on
ball bearings throughout, a grind-
stone yet to be sure, but with every
workingpert, distinctly modernized, P -lifer- you will get some flea of the
coca between the old grindstone and
the new."
views to bring this oil, and, accord-cards
isis.----
NO PLACE LIKE THE SLUMS.
London Gamins Prefer Town Ex-
eitement to Rural Peace.
Thechildrenf I.
o slums
thinkthereisplacehome, no like ome, be
ever so squalid and poverty-
stricken, says a recent London
paper, .
"They miss the flaming naphtha
lamps, the winkle barrows, the
hokey-pokey man, and all the other
things that have been their life-
long companions," said Father
Stanton, of St. Alban's, Holborn,
when asked how the children of the
slums take their summer outings in
the country.
"Then, too, they are afraid of the
dark at night, and are lost in the
daytime, in the country," continued
the kindly-faced, great-hearted
friend of thousands of street arabs
and gutter-gamins.
"They. have all sorts -of reasons
for preferring the city to the colon-
try, and some of them are perfectly
inexplicable. One little boy • wrote.
to me after his outing last year and
said he didn't like the country se_
cause while there a weep had stung
him.
-Another youngster took a day at
Brighton with nie in preference to
two weeks in the country, used could
gi no reason for his choice." It
never entered the modest mind of
this favorite of the slum children
why it wen. 'They like going out in vans best
of all," the Father went on, "and
then they eat green fruit and thor-
oughly enjoy themselves.
"But though they like the hubbub - of the city best, and are really glad
to get back to it, their brown cheeks
and bright eyes tell a merry tale
when they return. Then you should
hear the amusing stories they tell, and you would see how their cramp- ed. was • • ped, and stunted little minds
have been opened out by a. glimpse
of the green wonderland they know
g°
pitifully little about. Never
mind what they say about it, it's
the good the outing does them Gist
we are after."
i cell, he discovered that the small spoils.
A's features With amazement.crease
,erwards how-I managed to make ing
at of all-how is she?"•
n."man
NV Ilte- ace had this
very tenderly and then turned to-give
"Good, brave girl. God will re-FORTUNES
•
MARRIED BY NEWSPAPER.
—
Strange Story of Miss Creydt's
Wedding in London.
In October last Miss Helene Cra teddt Y who was living at Cologne, inser
an advertisement M the Frankfurter
Zeitung, to the effect that she was
an orphan possessing some means, - and desired to correspond with an
honorable gentleman with- a view. to
matrimony,
Franz Von Merger, alias Dr. Em-
manual Egon Borges, who is an
Austrian by birth and an American
citizen, replied in a letter
•
to this
written from an address in Cock-
spur street, London. He described
himself as a professor of Harvard
University, with a salary of 60,000
francs.
Correspondence ensued and on
December
. 23 the lad came' to En yg-
land and was met at Southampton
by Berger, who brought hero Lon-
don, and after telling her that she
' ' camS up to all his expectations, and
that he ould rry her placed a
is gr mg '• ring on her finger and asked hero
accompany him to a registry office.
They then-went to a private house,
where they went through a fOrm of
marriage- in the of three presence men ; but there was no trace of the
marrMge M the reCords of Somerset
House. ' •
Moss Creydt,- believing that she
had been legally married,. handed to
him some bank notes and shares to
the value of £150, and he also in-
duced her to pawn some of her
jewellery. Ile then persuaded her to
write and ask her brother for £50
on account of her interest under her
father's will, and when the cheque
came took it away and cashed it. • . On Aprol 1 she received a draft for
513, and placed it in her desk
This draft Berger is alleged to have
stolen, as he cashed it the following
day at the Dutch Bank.
then disappeared, but was tr acs
ed to New York, and at Bow street,
London, where the above facts were
recounted, was remanded on a
charge of stealing the £543 cheque.
---4,
• +
NOT GOING FISHING.
' A eithen - with a fishing rod over
his shoulder was going up the street
yesterday when a stranger called
out i•
ITave any hock ?
Fifty feet Mrther on a second in- . a .
'lure ' .
Are they: biting now ?
At th next . - th' d- t d e corner a or s oppe
him and asked i
I say, what'll you take for a ton
of 'em S
A fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh
had their say, and the eighth bore
down upon him with :
Look here, old chap, you may night.
laugh at the idea of crossing your
bait, but it brings luck and I can
prove it. . ' Speaking to me ? queried the man
With the rod.
Certainly..
'What do you take. me-for ?
Why, you are going fishing. Who said so ?
Haven't you got a fishing rod ?
Suppose I have ? B I saw you
carrying a bar of soap home, would
I argue that you were going to do „,_ he family washing ':' But aren't you going fishing ? •
No, sir ! This rod is to knock the
sparrows' nests out of the eaves of
my housa Funriy how many people
there ' are ..in this world who axe - in-
terested in other folks' business,
--s-
. THIRTEEN AS
'Ever- sit dovvn
there was just thirtei
in the shabby u
"Once," replied the
white spot in his me
"Well, you never
any bad luck followee
"Well-haw-yes. B
of the thirteen
"Any of them die
"Not that I know i
of any of them dyim
i "Not• enough vi
around ?'' queried th
snub nose.
"Who's talking al
There wasn't any vii
"I thought you at
to a table where thee • persons ? „ what I e
was in a id„,,,,or,s 0,
moo .. - ' .•
tong or cream-in
twelve 0 them. I
There ,,,,. e. 1 0 .g
' the man with the bar!
quired :- • . ,
"In what way , die
proVe unlucky, if I 1
"None of 'em evc
button ' out of me,
man with the whit, ,rt . , . _ .___ OUSLO.Coe, neaVIng a
may woo her back to most
Thensimplyd 1,court-was
grasped it with a mighty grip of her
PAYING FOR A PLEASANTRY.
It was a prisoner of great activity
of speech who recently faced the
magistrate in the Philadelphia Cen-
teal Police Court.
s What is your name ?" asked the
magistrate. o ,, • 'Michael. O'Halloran," was the re-
Pig' . - What is your octhpation ?" ,, Phwat's that ?"
i, What. is your occupation ? What
work do you do ?" •, , "Oe. m a sailor."
The magistrate looked incredulous.
"1 don't believe you ever saw a shi p .i he said ' '' • 1 "Didn't 0i, thin ?" said the prix-
one, "An' phwat do yez t'ink Oi
come over in-a hack V
The Philadelphia Record says that
it went hard with Michael O'Hals
loran after that.
—
TAKE A WEEK.
.Although there is a cash prize for
a practical subinarins boat, it .is not „ such a large one-$5,000; "t it is intended to help an inventor, with-
out. much ononey of his own, to get
his invention patented and exploited.
Mr. Graham Shaw dedicated this
prize for all time, ten years ago.
must be able to stay under water at
least two hours without rising,
must travel seven kn . seven -knots an hoer,
and be able to carry and discharge
tors edoes. It must, also accomodate
at least three men, must be indepen-
dent of any other vessel, and Meath
as a motive power is barred. The
Prize is restricted to British sub-
jests. There have been three Or
four attempts at a really sound sub-
marine boat, but none have come off
in England; and the boat that wins
the prim must not be, in the opin-
ion of experts, a copy of any foreign
invention.-
One of the oddest awards ever of-
fared, and which is. likely to stay an
offer Mr a good •
• MANY YEARS YET,.
is the $15,000 offered by the late
• The rules are that the submarine ThatMs
- -t-
, CRUEL PARENTS. 1
A girl in Italy, aged eighteen, was
found in a dark, Underground pigsty,
where she had been imprisoned by
leer parents for fifteen years. She
stands only 3 feet in height, and
totally, bereft of speech and rea-
son. She can now begin to stand,
and efforts are being made to restore
reason.
— ,
NOT "BURKE'S PEERAGE."
' ' What's the name of that book
that shows the social standing of
the aristocratic families ? inquired
the seeker after knowledge.
'Brridstreet's,' I proniptly ro-
plied the limn who knew.
_
Out of every 100 pounds of paper
manufactured in the world, only six
pounds is made into books. Kangaroo have b
jump, a height of 11
best record is 0 feet Only one man in 203 is over 6
feet in height.
—
The world's record sugar planta-
Lion contains 13,000 acres, has 80
miles of railway, and employs 1,500
people. , •
-_-
There are 17 met
more valuable than'
' England uses annually 33,000 tons
of hops, but grows only 27,000 tons.
E MONEY,
IT THAT IT
ALOE,
yta at Monte
Arse of the
sh,
most remark-
Carlo. Apart
owers of men-
are the result
training, they
e only men on
antis who hate
rubs of pounds
tes every day
see it flung
tit by gamblers
as though It
Ina few years
been employed
es all sense of
e is absolutely
ht of it. Ile
gathering in,
the mechanical
king machine.
arched careful-
Casino, to see
anything. The
s a mere for.
has ever been
carry off even
The croupiers
is of stealing.
I taking them.
echo have gone
e Express per-
bank have over
ci to bribe the
STANCE
ne having sues
Ardisson ens
moiler, and in-
it a previously-
he "Trento-et-
ente-et-Quaran-
a big pack of
led in the press
d therefore no
In this case,
was introduced
real one after
of course knew
rds would ap-
es accordingly,
no less than
6,000. Immo-
cleared off, and
n. When the
the end of the
e found that
usual, and the
aordinary part
upier who had
had not gained
ire had substi-
simply as a f a-
hardly realize
g. His friend
thing to do It,
to »hart his
3 actually did
them. bad
E MONEY.
usly uneventful
vel. Monaco,
land in Europe
There are no
cm. Their life
. They pay no
en are educated
ys generally be-
heir fathers.
a kind of club
n.meet to talk
of them spend
et in this room
The only time.
s is when they
Notwithstanding
existence, they
y great age.
TABLE.
at table where
n ?" asked the
ster.
man with the
ustache.
observed that
I it, did you ?"
ad luck for
f. Never heard
duals 'to go
man with the
out victuals ?
tools."
you sat down
c were thirteen
aid. The table
lice. It was -a
There were
as the other
pause and then
gy trousers in-
the meeting
ay ask ?"
r got a brass
" answered the
spot on his
deep sigh.
eon known to
foot. A deer's
6 inches.
Ms which are
gold.
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des
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eh
w
tvh
the
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th
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th
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bit
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a
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et
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no
SU
bo
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in
Pr
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kn
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fo
bo
cr
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to
by
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to
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to
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of
fo
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to
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of
go
fir
sh
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sl
th
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in
is
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11
to
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se
he
de
re
th
yo
th
to
to
is
ed
of the Casino
g croupier to
is, though his
dlike innocence
of such a large
knew it was no
heavily, And,
gave him work
out of prison,
employment.
onto Carlo re-
$2,500 to $3,-
cording to the
ave been in the
vice. No croup-
con to ask for a
As long as -fishy
don't care for
receive money
because they
as gamblers.
ever soluble. It
to try and in-
by any means
so tired of see-
y literally hate