The Huron Expositor, 1973-08-16, Page 2From My Window
By Shirley J. Keller
Sugar and Spice
By Bill Smiley
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SEAFORTII, ONTARIO, August 16, 1973
Accidents
"Accidenti do happen"
Almost like an epidemic,
every summer this area
has several very bad,
often fatal auto acci-
dents, and they usually
involve young people.
Young drivers are not
the only fatalities we
,see of course, but some-
how they are the most
tragic. A kid who will
not have a chance to grow
up, to love and to be
happy, becomes another
accident statistic.
These horrifying acci-
d_ents can't just be shrug-
ged off with a pat phrase.
Why do they happen? Why
does'every summer bring
anguish and suffering to
the familieS that these
kids leave behind? What
do we haVe to do to achieve
a fatality free summer
around here?
We can't very well
take away the car keys
from every driver under
_21_ Rut_ we can clamp down
A visitor from Toronto
complained recently that
e was completely lost,
with her Ontario map use-
less and no signs in sight,
as soon as she ventured
off one ,,,o pyrn4prow4il t
vincial highways:. -au—
, It is just as bewild-
ering for those. of us who
have grown up here to reach
an intersection in an un-
familiar part of the county
and see a sign marked
County Road 26. Not very
enlightening is it?
The problem, of course,
is that most maps do not
indicate the number allot-
ted to countryroads mak-
ing the numerical desig-
nation of little or no
value.
Surely our county roads .
Sir:
It is, being said every day, "You don't
hear much of the good things Teenagers
do". Here is a good comment.
I was taking my daughter, to the
chiropractor in Clinton last July 31st
at 2:15 in the afternoon. Just at Bruce-
field I had a flat tire and although I
was dressed up and it was a hot day, I
To -the editor
Seaforth
Road signs
and some of
sion roads
Oded with '
name names
ists and na
where they
„*y .e are he
1:z44, encourag
sign saying
miles or Be
'pointing th
than a usel
14, when we
unfamiliar
against those who take
chances. The joyriders
and speed freaks and those
who think their car is a
powerful, playful toy
should be cracked down
upon. Parents and police
can make sure that these ,
kids do not drive until
the fact that cars can
kill is drummed into them.
Every neighbourhood
and small town police chief
knows who the wild drivers
are. Their licences should
be taken away before they
kill themselves or others.
These kids aren't suicidal,
`but are irresponsible ands
take refuge in the belief
"It can't happen to, me".
We see, however, much
to our sorrow, it can
happen to anyone. Young
people, and in fact all
drivers should take a
long serious look at their
habits behind the wheel
and to try to make the ,
rest of the pkoar aeci.dent
free.
Road signs with names
instead of numbers would
aid in ending frustrating
drives, often miles out
of our way, often in the
wrong direction, just to
find out where we are,
while searching for the
hamlet which is ourdes-
tination.
proceeded to change the tire myself.
Cars whizzed by. Finally one stopped
and a young man WI - 19) came back
and finished the tire for me.
Between the hot day and my amaze-
Merit and being in a hurry I forgot his
name. However, he will know who I
mean. I would like to say in your
paper "THANK YOU" to him.
Mrs. Phyllis Dallas
- Fury I
our conces-
could be .pro-
signs that
and tell ,tour-
tives alike
are and where, „.„
eding. It wogOZ
ing to-,see
Winthrop 4
lgrave '6' and
e direction
ess County road
come to an
road.
Camping can be fun
"Your big brother was•once able to
pretend just-as ell-as-Yeede," began.
"All kids Pretend 'a whole lot of the
time. I used to pretend too. It is fun."
"Don't you pretend now?" my little
son asked me.
"Not much. Only sometimes," I
confessed. "And it is too bad, too.
People miss so much when. they can't
pretend any more."
My little son snuggled close.
Tonight, when you are eating your
hotdogs and drinking your milk, it won't
rebe.„.hotdogs and milk. It will be corn
bread, ae, d rabbit ,„and..herb, tea, juste
like, „the _Indians used,,to ,eat,".- .1 ,
plained.
"And when you go to sleep tonight,
it won't be a sleeping bag and aground
sheet in the park," I said. "It will be
a blanket over some evergreen branches
in thejniddle of a dense forest."
His eyes sparkled as the thoughts of
all the excitement ahead twirled in his
youthful head.
"The other kids will be braves and
-squawS;" I said. "The leaders will be
like Great Chief and Medicine Man. The
whole world will look different and n
and you will be able to enjoy it beca
you can still pretend."
He nodded his head in agreemen
"Now if big brother was to go' with
you, he wouldn't see any of that," I
said. "He'd have plain ordinary _h ot-
dogs to eat. He'd have a , plain old
sleeping bag to sleep in and he'd feel
silly about it because he'd not be able
to forget he was only four blocks from
home."
'"He wouldn't have a good time, would
he?" asked my little son.
"He sure wouldn't, because he's too
old now. He's lost his ability to pe-
tend, and. pretending is really fun," I
said. .
"Will I get too old to pretend too,"
my son asked sadly.
"Not if you don't want to," I said.
"You can pretend just as long as you
want to, if you try." One quick kiss,
a smile, and my son was off to Indian
Day, 'renewed and reassured at seven.
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There's nothing like seeing old friends.
Or old fiends, as it comes out sometimes
when the linolype operator is not on his
toes ha ha.
I have a couple of old fiends who
managed to drop in while I was getting
ready to go to England. Between them,
they almost aborted the trip.
It's not that they bother me,I wouldn't
say that. It's just that .they cripple
me for about two days each, by the time
we finish reminiscing and get to- bed as
the robins begin to chirp.
That's riot so bad.' A chap must expect
that sort of ruin. • But they brought with
them a couple of other old fiends --
their wives. Thatts what really put the
tart On the griddle, as Lord Faversham
Said while he was roasting a well-known
street-walker.
We -have all sorts of friends, eh?
There are the close chums Of ,public
school, with whom there is nothing in
common by the tithe you are in Grade II
except the fact that Old Lady Williams
beat the hell Out of you. every second day,
when you were in Oracle 5.
Then there are the bosom buddies of ,
high sdhOOL tide is an eternal, yearning
friend:411N, often depending on the type of
botiOtt. Ten yeah?. Inter -you Meet and
there's not much to say alter exchanging
the number ,of children and wives or hus-
bands you have had.
College friends are even closer. I
Was looking at a picture of four of us•
the other day. we had in-j9kes. We
were unseparable. we would give our
left arm for each other.
I haven't seen one of them for twenty
years. One is a drunk, a second 'is dead,
and the third is an accountant. Not neces-
sarily in that order.
Then there are the friends you make
on summer jobs. These are so intimate
you can hardly wait to separate s o that
you can write each other. Once.
And 'if you were in the service, there
are all sorts of friends. There's Dutch
Kleinseyer, the ubiquitous Australian, J-...ck
Ryan, the unmitigated Canadian, Singh
Thandi, the sinful Indian, and so on. A
few of them still around, and you see
them every five years, but that means only
a couple of days of ruin.
And, Of course, you have made friends
since you married. There are Shirley and
Bill, and Joan and Dick, and Jack and Jill,
and Humphrey' and Ursula. Not to mention
Humpt9 and Bumpty. Those named are
carefully disguised, and the last two
can. "figUre out for themselves who they
we'd get together occasionally for some
of the old riotous living of the rude
soldiery.
We all fell in 'love about the same
time and got married about the same
time. We each have two children and
have shared the woes and glows of rais-
ing kids. The, three girls We chose,
Peg, Ruth and 'Suse, are Mill married
to us, something -of a record these days.
we've all been modestly successful
in a .material way and modestly unsuc-
cessful in a spiritual way.
Our wives tell us, individually, that
we are rotten husbands and fathers, but
we don't see-them reaching into the grab-
bag for substitutes.
When we meet, a couple of times a
year, we compare middle-aged aches
and pains,• but we're young at heart, as
you would clearly see if you dropped by
about 4 a,m.
We'll probably wind up in the same
Home for Senile Veterans. If we do,
we'll keep it lively.*
yes, a matt acquires a lot of friends
in a lifetime. But not many of us have
two old fiends like Trap and Bub to drop
around and turn us into living skeletons
when we're trying to get ready to go to
England.
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mixture of fantasy and fact. I've always
know that, of course, but seldom have I
seen it so vividly exhibited as the day
'1' our youngest son was. going on a camp--
out with the playground kids.
This is the first year rry son has ,
been totally involved in the playground
set-up in our town. He's gone the _full
route. There's been skating parties
and ball games, and hikes. There's
been swimming and track and field and
tennis. It has been absolutely great, L 'rand believe rrie;,'"ifiy,TpAt 1 -IWO :to M; e" 7, I.
''''' [wonderful, wcind tui you "g people who
. staff these playgro d' ams'. ,4
Anyway, the particular week in ques-
tion Was Indian Week. That's ,; the time
the kids have Indian „stories, do Indian
crafts, play Indian games . , .. and have
a real-live' cookout and sleepout . It is
a big time for any youngster, but for
a seven-year old who has never exper-
ienced this kind of grown-up thrill before,
it is pure magic.
The instructions from the playground
. stated we should send a sleeping bag
and a ground sheet; some hotdogs for
roasting and something to drink. It fur-
ther stated the child should have "ade-
,, quate footwear" and "warm clothing other
than their Indian costumes",
And that's when the hassle began.
Older brother had to interfere."Who
ever heard of an Indian.USing a 'sleeping
bag and eating hotdogs?"
Little brother was crushed. "Well,
we're not real Indians. We're jus t doing
.Indian things like cooking outside and
sleeping outside."
Big brother simply smiled knowingly.
Little brother was angry.
"Why does he always yell at me,"
my littlest son asked me in a hot tone
of voice. "why doesn't he leave me
alone?"
It' was then up to me to explain to
our youngest son how it is when people
get older. I tried to tell him how dif-
ficalt it is for grown up folks to pretend
the way he was pretending he was an
Indian. He looked at me questioningly.
• are.
Nor should we forget professional
friends, the people we work with. In my
case, they range from someone like Miss
S. , who weighs 84 pounds after a steak
dinner, and has a laugh that would knock
your fillings' out, to Mrs. 0., who is
"the sexiest broad in the school", accord-
ing to the kids. As a gentleman, I can
only agree with them.
Yes, a chap gathers a lot of friends
over a few decades. But the two I
mentioned earlier are a little special.
Bub and Trap. We joined the air force
together, drank beer together, sang bawdy
songs together, and pursued the fair sex
together.
We learned to fly together. on one
leave, we, hitchhiked to New York to-
gether and I can still remember Bub,
after a bit of intemperance or something,
spewing all over Broadway from the
window of a taxi. Broadway has gone
steadily downhill since.
We went our several ways during
the big conflagration, and all managed
to stay alive during various hairy inci-
dents. - •
When we got home from the wars, we
got in touch. We were all going to
college and funds' were pretty slim, but
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AUGUST 18, 1898
James Cuthill, of Grey, who was away
to ,Scotland on a trip, arrived home sate
and sound. He made 'the return trip
on the Allan Steamer loPomeranium
from Glasgow. They were delayed by
fog for several days.
Miss Ivison of Kippen, sustained
a severe and painful disloeatinn of her
thumb. She was milking a cow in
cramped quarters when the cow kicked
and lolocked her thurrib out of joint.
Harold Clarkson, son of Charles
Clarkson, has secured the..position of
principal of Fort McLeod, Alberta's Pub-
lic School at a salary, of $1,000 a, year.
Miss Teresa Axt wheeled from urich ,
and spent Sunday with her aunt here,
Miss Lizzie Dietz.
The mill dam, which broke away last
spring at CromaXty, is now undergovng
repairs in order to have it ready for
the coming season. R.P.Bell Is engin-
eering the work.
Donald BrIntnell and Ed. Ryckman of
Chiselhurst, threshed for John Taylor,
104 bushels of wheat, in 84 minutes.
W.L.McLaren of Cremarty hai rented
his farm for a term of four years to
James Rivers.
Thos. E. Hays, has sold to C.Dale, of
Hullett, 40.„head of stock steers for which '
he received $44.75, a piece all round.
Chas. Wright left here to visit his
brother James in Michigan. He goes
by Sarnia and intends driving all the way.
About 50 persons left here on the
harvest excursion and there was a lively
time at the station when the train came
in.
The electric light company are ex-
tending the wires 'and poles to Harpur-
hey with the view of lighting the resi-
dence of H. J.Holmsted. James McMi-
chael also intends having hi s residence- ,
lighted by. electricity. ,
AUGUST 17, 1923.
George Kistner and son, Robert, and
Sydney 11(.agy of Manley left for the west
to join the army of harvesters.
A few of the ladies of the Altar Society
at Dublin met at the home of Father Mc-
Cardle-on_the eve of his departure for
Windsor and gave him an ivory desk set.
The ladies of St. Columban presented
Father White with a case of silver prior
to his leaving the parish.
Leo Stephenson, Vern Dale, James
THUELL, Arnold Colclough, and Andrew
Snell of Constance took in" the Harves-
ter's excursion for the west, to help
garner in the beautiful harvest.
Bayfield's splendid new post office was
formally opened by Dr. N.W.Wood,
-,MtsseirenemDouglas of Hewn, who,- .
has taught so successfulli rniM.SyNcl..1,t o,,jasci
Tuckersrriiths, was taken bit ., ,surprise 41: ; „„ , .
her home by the entrance scholars of her
school who had all passed their entrance
examinations.
Miss Mary Modeland and Miss Clara
Pinkney are attending the Millinery open-
ings in Toronto.
E. C. McLelland of Fort Francis, was
a guest of Major and Mrs. R.S.Hays.
Mr. McLelland has beeen appointed
manager of the Dupont Street Branch of
the Dominion Bank.
Geo. Van Horne , who has recently
been transferred from Thorndale
to.Clinton, is well knowri to many Seaforth
people having received his training in the
office of Wm. Somerville.
The harvest in the Kippen district
has been very good, and has been nearly
all gathered in and some have started to
cut the beans crop.
.. Joseph. Moylan ofBeechwood has been
engaged as Junior Teacher in' the St.
Columban School.
A fire broke out in one of the build-
ings connected with the . old salt mills
in Hensall, presumably from a spark
from a passing engine.
AUGUST 27,-1948
Seaforth and district sweltered in
blistering heat this week. The weather-
man promised no immediate relief.
After thermometers in certain parts of
the country had climbed above 100 de-
grees.
E. J. Box, Seaforth, who has 54 head
of cattle on his farm at the Cairn, west
of town, is hauling water from town, a
distance of more than a mile.
Wilson Allen, well known Hensall
trucker, fractured his left arm while
loading gravel at McLean's gravel pit
east of Hensall.
The annual Church picnic of First
Presbyteria n Church was held at the
Lion's Pool when there was a good atten-
dance despite the. heat.
Fire, believed to have resulted from
an overheated oil stove, threatened the'
large frame block in Brucefield. The
floor.
building store, houses the H.F.Berry and
a member of apartments on the second
When she fell at her residence, South
Main St., Mrs. John L. Smith, suffered
a fractured collar bone. she was re-
moved to Scott Memorial Hospital.
Raymond Mulford .of the staff of the
Public School assumed the duties of life
guard and instructor .at the Seaforth
Lions Park and pool.
The work on the. Egmondville bridge
is progressing favourably. One third
of the cement top has been poured.
N. R. Dorrance, former reeve of
McKillop; is in London hospital re-
ceiving treatment.
Peter Gridzak of Kippen, has accep-
• ted a position as night foreman for the
Bremner Construction Co. of Exeter.
Moving of a portion of a large ware-
house which has been located at the rear
of a lot on Main St. next to the Bank of
Commerce attracted a large audience. The
building formed a portion of the former
Box Furniture Store and was purchased
by Harvey MdIIwain who proposes con-
verting it into a dwelling house. It was
moved onto a lot on the north road ad- •
jacent to the residence of Chas.Brodie.
The Moving was in charge of Alex Dar-
ling, Dublin, with motive power by Bert
Boyce's truck.
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