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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1893-02-24, Page 7Punted oil 3311811108e,A old gentleman had been trying to into his eon some idea of business l;. and to help the loosen along had brought home a toy bank, Now Tommy, said he, I'll be president of this bank, and you'll. be cashier. Your mother and sisters will be etoelthel ors, ClniabaLi s we'll open it and declare a divi- lalloncl. We'll put something hi it every clay. The old gentleman put hz a dixue,Tommy sand his sisters a nickel eaell,and his mother .a dime, We'll let what I put in represent the in - tercet on the other deposits, went on the old gentleman, You keep track of what the otllors put in, and wlien we open the bank the interest will be divided propose or. tionately among the depositors. ei Tommy said he thought he understood, Nand put down in a book what each one had ',deposited. For a couple of Weeks all went smoothly, Every morning after breakfast each mem- ber of the family was called upon for some- thing to deposit iu the bank. But one evering the old gentleman had to go clow town and discovered he bad no street ea fare—nothing less than a $10 bill—and h recalled the change in the bank. He ab straeted a dime and went his way, jkThe next morning when deposits wor alled for Tommy announced that the ban was busted and bad closed its doors. Why, Tommy, what clo you mean? asked la the old nentlernan, The president's beenmonkeying with the 'finances, said Tommy, and there's a short- age. But that was only a temporary loan, ex plained the old gentleman, coloring up. a Iittle. Oh yes; that's what they always say said Tommy. .That's the usual custom. • But it will be repaid at once. No use, said Tommy shortly. ' Why not ? Huh ! I gaess"you don't know anything about banks, exclaimed Tommy. When the president gets to monkeying with the funds the cashier gets the bank while he has the chance, cause he knows he won't have it long. Only a fool cashier is going to let the president get ahead of him. Tommy, said the old gentleman severely, as he looked in the direction' of the wood- shed, do you know what happens to the cashier if he is caught ? Yep, replied Tommy promptly. He generally compromises so as to put the bank on its feet again. I'm willing to pay all the depositors in full without interest. Seeing as the president put up the interest in this case, I guess Ile ought to lose it, *specially as I've only get 15 cents of it left. It was compromised on that basis, and the old gentleman has reached the con- clusion that Tofpmy is destined to be a Wall street broker.—Detroit Free Press. When to $top Advertising. The time to atop advertising is ; When you do not wish to make. any Malley;Wheal you wish to go out of business; When you are dead, If your are not averse to snaking el snore money, wish to continue in busi and are not actuall,y under the green yet, you may stop advertising. When you are satisfied that "the fu generation" has arrived, no more pit born, and the world will come to end when you do : When everybody is oonvinced that you h better goads and lower prices than e can be lead elsewhere; or len every man has become so mueli year where 1 creature of habit that he will certai goods next i Y e boli last year. If you are not given to such optinii more or ittle Hess, d 111.1 ture oplo an ave ver 1 u1 1 Y ght stio beliefs, and must cast about for more con- vincing reasons to stop your advertising, you may find them. When you discover that other Hien who do not advertise are increasing their busi- ness over those who do; When nobody else thinks "it pays to ad- vertise" ; or, When you would rather have your own w n ( and fail, than to take advice and w ✓ If you still are not convinced as to e proper moment when you should stop a - vertising, but are determined to pay more money to those blanked printers, y e niiglit find it expedient to consult t k sheriff and the coroner. • THE i`1` IN( . .M TIMES, i",. 8 TYARY 24, 1893, Pettriotism loses its eirchuo +vheh it IS Used to raise mo]i'y o11, The 'oneet. pullitislitin rl: !1't hay() to put !]p a tulle, The �1 in(Irianu c+tl;fi01 e•an ern5v in mighty near every foreign langusge, Pollilikle scandals are biles on the boddy pollitidk, it alas *goal. 14411 SIRS.—I leave need your Flag- 4.0 yard's Yellow O' i 11 for u,any years, and have found it uuequtilled for bunts, scalds, outs, etc. MARY �1, CotakITr, Erin, Ont, Some men tire themselves almost to death looking a for n easy place. No matter where we walk 'eve are sure to be followed' by eomobody. .The devil gets a strong old on us when- ever he gets us to findi,ig fault, Ripens Tabules elite biliousness. . It is much easie}'to be contented without riches than it is Smith thein. God did not. Send His Son into the would nto condemn it, but to save it, the God's way of rewarding is that the man d- who does nothing gets nothing, no Iterkwell's Bronchial Balsam win mnreany Cough ou Cold, Bronchitis er )seams. he The Duly people who can'come out wrong are those who do not start right. The way to be somebodi.n Heaven is, to u• bo willing to be nobody on'earth, s• We are not doing much to please God as long as we are not loving our enemies. Everybody admires nature except as n he sees it in a boy. I''eund—the reason for the groat pop rity of Hood's $arsaperilie—simply thi ood's Canis. Be sure to get Hood's. 'Ruin and Revenue. Mr. John R. Dougall, the well -know journalist of Montreal, gave evidence bof the prohibition commission in 1lfontrea In reply to Sir Joseph Hickson's questio as to how he, Mr. Dougall, would pr ' pose to make up the loss of revenue winowould result to the Dominion Governme from the passing of a prohibitory act, M Dougall said that, as he was not and di not expect to he Finance Minister, he h not taken that task upon 'himself, blit h was prepared to give the opinions of certai men who had had that responsibility. Si Leonard Tilley had said that he would b very happy to provide for any losses caused by such legislation. Sir Alex, Galt had said that the injury to the community was so much greater than the lose to the revenue that, from the point of view simply of a national financier, he was forced to take a stand in favor •of prohibition. Mr. Glad- stone had said'he viewed with the greatest satisfaction a reduction in the revenue from liquor. Speaking in the abstract, Mr. Douga]lmvas in favor of direct taxation. There seemed to be among economits almost a consensus of opinion on this sub- ject. ore It requires o powerful glass to en. 1. able a man :o tee double, il I{RRUStATISSI CURED IN DAT, --.9011th 0- American Rheumatic Cure of Rheumatism h and Neuralgia radically, cures iu 1 to 3 Ill days. Its ectioti upon the system is re r markable and mysterious, It removes at English Spavin Liniment removes all hard, soft, or calloused Lumps and Btem- shes from horses, 13lood Spavin, Curbs, Splints, Ring Tone, Sweeney, Stifles, Sprains, Sore and swollen Throat, Coughs, te. Save X50 by use of one bottle. War- auted by Chisholm's drug store. A Woodstock plan has been fined 50 and costs for selling diseased eat. noun LINTY ]Argos e or ttend 5 AND hottest cod, at the This world renowned Soap stands at the sad of all L• aundry and Household Soap, both quality and extent of sales. Used according to direction, it doss away h ail the old.fashioned drudgery of wash Try it ; you won't bo disappointed. STTNLtGl T SOAP has been in use in ndsor Cantle for the past 5 years, and its inufacturers have been specially appointed SOAP1VLAT{BRS 'SO Tat QTJISIfN is and 'c'rARIO 1 at with Notes )00, GUARANTEED Plfli� AND TO CONTAIN NOiO R U INJU S CHEMICALS Aw*de4 31 l#old Modals once the cause of the disease immediately d disappears. The first dose greatly bene - ad fits. 75 cents. Warranted at Chishohn's e drug store. n Terrible poverty continues in Chicago ✓ where 8,500 families are being fed by e charity, Balmoral Bulletin. Scats, --I had n. troublesome cold which uotbiog • would relieve until I tried Hag - yard's Pectoral Balsam, and I am glad to say 15 completely cured tae. ROAT. 112cQuAnnxcc, Balmoral. Mau. As one Woman Sees it. A woman who prides, herself on her insight into the characters of men she meets remarked the other day that a than always judges other men by bias- self as a standard. This is ttie way she finds one lean judges another elan. A Crank—Ono who has theories about men and things different from his own. ' A hill has 1. n introduced into the Michigan Legislature which enacts that ell canned good, must bear the date on which they were put up. ` Nell—I think it is nice to be married on one's birthday, don't yon ? Ir.ate— I don't know. 1 -have known it to to bring had ludo. Look at Eve. Reduced to a Seeace. The treatment of disease is almost re- duced to a science. A scientific peodnat of medical skill for the cure of all blood diseases from a earnmon pimple to the worst scrofulous sore which has held pop- nlar esteem for years and increase steadily in favor is Burdock Blood Bitters. Its cures prove its worth, The Lower House of the Penneyl. vania Lemitlelturi has by an almost uueninlanS •vote passed a hill to pro- hibit the manufacture and stile of ci„ arettes within the State. Mr. John Lane, of Lanes, Ashfield township, has purchased from Mr. Thomas Guy, of Oshawa, five head of tborougl;'src•tl Ayrshire cattle, two cows, two heifer sal vas, and a year old hill. lir. Guy is one of the loading breeders in Canada. The Huron County Association of the A Dude—One who dresses better t Patrons of Industryheld theirannual meet - then he. A Miser—One who saves mere money than he. A Spendthrift—One who spends more than he, A Shot) —One those social position is better than his own. An Upstart—One whose social posi. tion is worse than his own, A Rascal—One who owes hiin money. Ditto—One to whom ho owes money, A smart Man—Ona who thinks as he does, A Foil— One who doesn't,—New York World. Amies To Moutons, ire you utstt, sed at night and broker, of your rest by a Mel:child suffering and crying with pain of Cutting Tooth? If so send at once and got a bottle of " Mrs.Winslow's Soothing Syrup" for Children Tootliin+, its value is incalcul- able. It will relieve this poor little suiyerer immediately. Depend upon it, mothers; these is no mistake about it. It cures Dysentery and Maims, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, cures Wind Colic, softens the Gums, reduces Inflammation, and giros tone and energy to tho whole system, "Mrs. \Vin- slow's Soothlug Syrup" for children teething is ploasant to the taste and is the prescription of ono of the oldest and host mak physicians and nurses in the United States, and 15 for sale by all druggists throughout the world. :'tics twenty-five coats a bottle. 135 euro and ask for "Mn. 1VrNSLow's Soorllners Sncr.> .nil take nn other kind Jedge Wa'xent°s Proverbs. Getti& rich and bein' 'oncet ain't twins in polliticke. The Goddess of Lililierty is this‘ nation's ant,for She is (Stir Uiicltl Sam's wife, and has been sinci 1770. A tlttndred thousand dollars will !illy moat anything in pollitiake. 'ng in Clinton, reoently,when the following officers were elected for the current year: James Gaunt, West Wawanosb, President; A. T. Bean, Dashwood, Vice -Pres. ; J. H. Gardner, Ashfield, Sec, -Trees: ; J. Currie, Ease Wawanesh, Sentinel ; Auditors, 11. Cameron and W. Wilson, West Wawanosb,fki Various matters relating to the farmers leis were discussed. The next meeting will be held in Seaforth. ter t, •t Cures 4�of5urayyptlon, Vansps, Croup, baro Fora Lame Side,bllackoorChs tShiloh s Porous. Piaster will give greet ratisfaclioaa.—zS cents. R.larl 'afro AL B 1 eitP.adiart RelMfite Rail. ay. TI511• TA 1311:. 1 Trams arrive anti depart As fellows: l,LEArtsa Haat To General Merchants anti Boot and Shoe Storrs i 01::5 a, n1.. ,,......Y'or Toronto .,,. 5;$6 n,ti in connection with Sir Leather Business I keep 2:00 p, in 2,Q0 Pe full stock of i.p 6;' is For 'reeew'atcr........t•ee y p' 10:bb 1J��(`� E DRESSING, .iJ �.I,iN.f-%leiJl�INl.7t,-„--..-, T ° I t,fst1fr:;Av5,5Ua .1 :005 aia1nyn'ln1”,\. T.g—.orA.one..t-oT.,GucE1ph, PAaltneAErasa.t otY&Ae r. rf►r3n.s tA. i+Palufsrston, Mlxst"Clinton," ll,2oPa.irni London, dui 1lU1l4o.50a"sua, Kincardine, dm 7 p. )002 "7;15p.its$ii'111LO S VPT1&8ZER. Ilathawa?. Whitmore s, Zenon!, French Argssing,Mrs.TSHawkins,Gbattanoo a,Tenn.SayeEclipse, Bixby's, Perfect {d, etc, fn ]U,16and 25u"s7tlohe Vctali"erF4VEDmr LTW.1eireaby he gross or dozen. Jacagot'ttbrenchconetdcratnabe4rowyforaclewitcfectenstcmRlaeiin• and Gray's clines waterproof,ever used,'* For Dyspe ia Tiver or„idnoytrouble it oxocic, Pripo 76 o{s, .14 t) CATAiR Rif %t'i r,,, ,,, iv i !1 E. M E fir! ( Havbyou Gat0rrizP _'rytbfeliemedy, It wilt positively relieve e a' d Cure you. Price 50 ate. furnishedtreaietie:' t�liicr,Phflob'alitni0r11iea are sold On a 1-urr'u:Lt!0 to give satistactionr Application painless and easy. Belief in:ma:iiato. This preparation Oils a irreat and iong•Eelt want among those who suffer from piles It is a remedy of the highest merit, effecting and reliable, and has more than met the anticipations of those physicians who have used it in noir practice, ;' ie oss rs roSrrira coat when other treatments fail to relieve. Testimonials furnished, Price 51 For sale by druggists, or by mail on receipt of price, W. T, Svaoxe, \lanutaettuing Chemist, 154 Dundas street, London, Ont, HALSTED & SCOTT BANk mRS_ Josephine Street • - Whaham, Ont. J, A. HALATsn, lie SCOT?, Mount Forest. Listowel. Deposits Received and Interest allowed. Money Advanced to Farmers and Business Men, On long pr short time, sin endorsed notes or collateral security. Sale nates bought at a fair valuation. Money remitted to all parts of Canada at reasonable charges. Special Attention ,Given to Col- lecting Accounts and Notes. gents iu Canada --The merchants' Bank of Canada Office Hours—Front 9 a. nt. to 5 p. m. A, E. SMITH, Agent. DR. WOOD'S orway Pine: rue - ^- in the Lung -healing virtues of the Pine •:aaaiza•.rl with the soothing and expectorant .-0 ir.ies of other pectoral herbs and barks. A PERFECT • ;i is.:OU%H s Lel 'I ' ir. znrness, Asthma, Bronchitis, Sore Throat, • .:run? ^ud all THROAT, BRONCHIAL and S, I NG DISEASES. Obstinate coughs which l': •' ;': other remedies yield promptly to this lesas mat piny syrup. r'F:,ca 260. ?INO 000, SOLD 1*' ALL DOUGG CURE FOR NO COLBS t:R £.OSTLX• iGTG. Not a Partolle, A feature worth kt.owing int regard to Burdock i3looct bitters is that it floes not cantaiu one particle of poisonous mat- ter. It cures and cures quickly without the use of any injurious iugrediente. 13, B. B. is a purely vegetable specific for dye. pepsin, constipation, bad blood, headache, biliousness and all diseases of the stomach liver, bowels and blood. In the Minnesota House of Ilrpre• sr'utatives tli,:i 1isQ ben iittroditeecl a bill prohibiting the manufacture of I.ioopekirte within Inc borders of the State. The other defy the newspapers told of the downfall of Mike McConnell, nF Toronto, a ons.tiiiie baset>rill agnate and Wealthy proprietor of a fashionable saloon. McConnell is reported to have told the newspapers that two or three years ago ho was worth $260,- 000 and could l,ttve retired with $10, 000 a year. But he investecd his money in real estate and when the l'oyot,to boon) collapsed McConnell's fortune collapsed with it and to -day Ili doesn't kilt,* whether he will have anything loft. • t) "Backache means the kid- Heys are in trouble. Dodd's SQ Kidney Pills give +P prompt relief.” A 75 per cent. Vit, of disease is first caused by tn: disordered kid. ,T) pegs, a Hight as well g try to have a 50 healthy city 05 without sewer- age, as good fd health when the 4 kidneys ark clogged, they are the scavengerset of the system. "Delay is dangerous, Neg- lected kidney troubles result in Bad Blood, Dyspepsia, Liver Complaint, and the most dan- gerous of all, Bright's Disease, Diabetes and Dropsy." "The. above diseases cannot exist where Dodd's Kidner A> Pills are used.' r 'Sold by all dnrlcra orsentby nna;lon receipt sss of price go cents, per box or six for $e,5o, t ", »iilc . Ji. ,$m'th & Co. Toronto. Wrifl I'or n i» ”,1• id,teg'ralk. • F w 1 OW'ttSsMILS. Befit cough Syrup ALL LAC in tlnio. Sold by druggists. ;C'4S1UlR4tION in Leather, horsehide, English Xip, Porpoise, $.c. Cotton and Rifle, lit alllengtbs, sawn fasteners and setts, cork soles, &e. SHOE LEATHER, also nativimone hipalt of ud pper. pei•.d Spanish and trig and ht,Calf r sole. ,UARRESS LEATHER, Best brands on hand in oil: and hemlock. Specia took for traces in Oak, Patronage solicited, Prices guaranteed, A posts Cord will secure quotattons ora call from lay trove 11 W.IIJ. GHAPMAN, Tanner and Leather Merchant, NS/Isamu Scientific American Agency for CAVEATS, BS TRAiQNDEPASRKSt TAENT$, D ° OOPYR(CHTS, etc.. Par information and free Handbook' write to Oldest bureaCuQ or se51 curing patents lu Amoonriccs. Every patent taken out by us is brought before the public by a notice given free of charge latrte t'cicffific American Lar est circulation of any soientlflcpaper in the world. Splendidly iliustratod. No Entellfgent man should be without it. Weekly $S.4O a year; 11.5001E months. Address MMU'NN i'un xsuEus, 361 Broadway, New York City. OB THE BEST V AL V n --- IN ---- ORD RED CLOTHING, Cl0 TO— ! ' WEB HATS, CAPS, SHIRTS, COLLARS, CUFFS, &c. Cheap for KASH, "W -� AT-- • VY �i B S T E Tt is g Stoves, Stoves, Stoves All intending purchasers of stoves for this winter will save money by buying from D. SUTHERLAND. Having bought a very large variety of HEATING AN COCK STO-V"-i S to choose from I:'rerj stove guaranteed against breakage and to give complete satisfaction. 1J. SUTHERLAND. Winghnsm, October 8tb 1892.