HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1893-02-10, Page 7Billy Forfeiture of Confidence, noir of hoots at a time,
Mr. McSwat came home tire" There are 110,000 speeies of flower -
hungry, and impatient, and found that
his supper waeu't ready or likely to be
ready for an flour or more.
If there i$s one point on which iljr,
eSevat, is inflexible and lulcompris-
ling it is meals.
Now you know well onougli,I oleelie,
1e said, throwing his evereoat on the
lounge and walking up and down the
room, that I don't like to be kept wtlit-
ing for my atipper in this 'way, when a
man hos hem working hard all day.
Di11iger, exclaimed Mrs. MeSwat,
in n nrokoli vol; e', dou't reproach iue.
T have had something else to think of,
ped I didn't speak to Sally about sup-
r till a few minutes ago, ? have
lead such a shook—you don't know !
What is the matter? Any bad
news from the relatives?
No, not
Had a quarrel with the neighbors?
No. It's ---
Aunt d'erusha taming?
T'11 tell if you'll give a chance. T3illi�
ger, said Mn. 1fo,S"wtlt, wiping her
eyes, it's Billy!
Billy who?
Billy the canary.
Oil it's the canary, is it ? If he's
got away I think I can stand it. That For Colds and Sore Throat,
bird, madam, has cast the in cages I1{S —We use Hagyard's Yellow Oil
and feed and medicine since you first in our family for colds and sore
got him three year's ago, about six- throat and it is excellent. My sister had
teen dollars and— asthma since childhood, but ou trying
He hasn't got away, B-13s1liger! Yellow Oil
for it Cha soon was
nsoured.
Ont.
sobbed Mre. McSwat. It s -.--it's
allot that ! ' For Editorial Purposes.
Is he dead ?
N -no I No
What then?
t Billy has---has—has laid an eag 1
This to Meant For You.
It is truly said that oue half of the world
does not k how the other half lives
lug plants on the globe.
In Queen Elizabeth's day dudes
wore Shoes three feet long.
The telephone has been known in,
Itedia for thousands of years.
The dyeing of oue piece of linen, re-
quires 18 distinct proeeases.
There is more money spent in eggs
than flour in the United States.
The highest average speed attained
by railway trains ill England is 51
miles en hour.
New York city's annual produetion
of tnanuftictured articles is values; at
$700,000,000.
The weight required to crush n
square inch of brick varies from 1,200
to 4,500 pounds.
The average daratton of lives in the
United Status is 49,0 for tnechanicsl
and 52.1 for lawyers.
It is 'estimated that last year A.ri-
zona produced $3,000,000 in gold,
$2,000,000 in silver and $5,000,000 in
copper.
Threo hundred million eggs are
used in the United States in making
albumen paper used in photography.
THE W I GfHA r.1..IMES, FEBRUARY 10, 1893
A Stuart Gnarl Yahoo to the Boys,
4 16 year-old girl V4505!V4505! n lecture
to the young shun ill a Lincoln tenuity
excliauge in thio rglsition t Wily do
you young hien of thio vicinity do so
much loefiut; ? Go to work 1 Push
ahead 1 J. ale hilt a yoll;2f; . girl. 1
have olotbe�d myself and got !none)? in
tile {sank and only 1fi ',yore tile. I
lay up more nsollny',vel'y year of my
life than any young wan "ithiu a
radius of threo .miles; of my home.
When they get s chart they go to a
dance and go home a dollar out. 'e1y
fathsr is able, to suppert tui,, but I
choose to support myself. 1 advise ell
girls to eta clear of these lnaiin;; boys,
Give them awide berth and never
marry a man sinless Ile i4 .able to slip -
port you, told town* pet your erne
through the handle et it ram jug:
8i110 asnese Cured.
GLN'L1;:1n;N,-1 hau:
ve ,ed 13urdoek
Blood Bitters for biliousaees and anti it
the best remedy for this complaint. I
used several other remedies but they all
failed to do me any good. However, it re-
quired only two bottles, of 13, 13. 33 to cure
mo completely, and 1 cab reconitniaud'it to
all. Yours truly,
Wu.RonlNsoN, Wallas}; urg,
How He Bore Pain.
Late ono :•veiling a mail was slated
in the receiving,, room of ons of the
dispensaries in the lower part of the
city. He was talking to a young sur-
geon who hail charge of the room, and
the conversation tuned to the subject
of the courage shown by youug folks
The visitor was in the composing as compared with that of adults.
rooa of a primeval newspaper and ob. It's al) bosh, said the •visitor, about
served the foreman cleaning the forms. a child's standing pairs i tt,'r than a
What's that you have there ? he man. Vv by it stands to soil--
asked, Hello 1 said the surgeon., What's
Lye,' responded the foreman. this?
EIe ? queried the astonished visitor. it's me.
now o , c
Comparatively few of us have perfect Lys', I said, responded the tore- The vi.,itor turned and saw t.vp
health, owing to the impute condition of plan, barefooted urchins, one about mak,
our blood. But we rub along from day to Oh, eh, excuse me, begged the vista and the other perhaps a year younger.
day, with scarcely it, thought, unless forced
to our attention, of the tbousandd all about
ne who are suffering from scrofula, salt
rheum and other serious blond disorders,
and whose agonies can only be imagined.
The marked success of Hood's Sarsaparilla,
for these troubles, as shown In our adver-
tising columns frequently, certainly seems
to justify urging the use of this excellent
medicine by all who know that their blood
is disordered. J very claim in behalf. of
Hood's Sarsaparilla is fully backed up by
what the medicine has done and is still
doing, and wheu its proprietors urge its
'merits and its use upon all who suffer
from impure blood. iu great or small de-
grees, they certainly mean to include you.
News Items of Interest.
New Zealand has 62 large creamer-
ies...
England has
faetory in the Nvo
British India
° opium shops.
A ton of coal
feet of gas.
The season's
$1,500,000.
The Moscow Greek rllureh cost $40.
000,00. •
Seven hundred Columbus biograph-
ies are extant.
Queen Qictorla's ditling room furni-
ture cost $100,000.
The Emperor of China orders 200
the largest needle
rid.
hoe 10,417 licensed
yields
whale
nearly 10,000
catch is worth
1 BY SPECIAL ROYAL APPOINTMENT
There's Nothin
Like
IT 1DOES AWAY WITH
BOILING
HARD RUBBING
BACKACHES
SORE HANDS
D
OilLET Suuiiglit
WAt3AN
RV
* WT80UI'
TRYING•
REEU51 Oli';:,..P IMITATIONS
ter, I thought they only used that for
editorial purposes.
English Spavin Liniment removes all
hard, soft, or calloused Lumps and Blem-
ishes from horses, Blood Spavin, Curbs,
Splints, Ring Bone, Sweeney, Stifles,
Sprains, Sore and swollen Throat, Coughs,
etc. Save 550 by use of one bottle. War.
routed by Chisholm's drug store.
'Waking Money at Last,
Very original tuan—•very original
Weed, he said, in commenting on an
acquaintance. Be has souse of the
cleverest ideas itnaiinahio,
Regular genius, joke ?
Yrs; indeed. Ile writes well, and
gets some of the most unique conceits
you ever heard of. His work will at•
track attention tiny where
The elder game in carryin;; lain cotn-
pution, whom he carefully lairs or, the
lounge. Then hi, rinsed himself and
said :
Me and Daf.iuio 're uewbr,ys and
just now he stepped on a' busted bot-
tle in de pork and cut his foot.
And yon carried hies all the way
from the Park hereon your boos:1 '
Yep
The doctor has washed the 'blood,
from the foot acid disclosed a deep,
raged cut about three inoses Ioug.
He earefnily washed and dressed -it
and (rase about to thread his needles to
take a few needed stitt10 s, when the
patient spoke for the first time.
Are you going to sots it, :too'
Yes, my little elan i it, veal heal!
ac: wit11ot1t tt,
And like other ad;niuees, 1 euppoee Oh -h•11-11!
he has had a hoed time of it 4
Well, 1 should say so. Many a He lay back and after one half supnrei:s-
time he has not bad money anon= h to ed groan, the tears which trickled down his
buy what he needed to eat. But his cheeks Mono told the story of the pain. The
struggles are over and he has a ser- Isole of the foot of an ordinary Now York
tainty now. newsboys is not a very easy thing for even'
What particular line, he says. He'sI the sharpest needle to pierce and the pain
writing advertisatnent for a new brand I of the operation was much increased. While
it was going on a member of the New York
Fire Patrol entered and seating himself in
a shair.waited with evident impatience for
his turn to arrive. The sewing finished,
the foot was bandaged and the young
Styrax took up his burden.
How far have you to go? asked the elec-
tor.
Over to Oliver street.
It was frilly a half mile to Oliver street,
but the youth tool: up his burden cheer-
fully.
Well, sir, whet can I do for you? said
the surgeon to the man.
The patrolman was a magnificent specs
inen of physical mauhoo 1, tall, broad anti
muscular.
Well; you see, I was hitcbin' up the
hosses and they started and threw mo
down. I fell on my hand there, ho added,
as he held out the member. It was con-
siderably swollen. To find the cause of the
swelling the doctor began to run his fingers
along the injured part, but he had hardly
begun when his wrist was seized in a grip
like iron.
Hold on there, dos, that hurts 1
Of course it does, but T have to find out
what's the matter.
And he tried, and again
tad.
now do you think I can fix your mould
when you won't lot me find out what's the
matter with it.
1 know that, but I can't stand it, he be-
gan. .
flol.d this arm a couple of you, said the
surgeon tbtllc attendants, who had come
in, attracted by the noise. Tho man's arm
was scold and it was found that the linnd
had been merely s:trained.
of soap.
Pin-Moiusv. .
dere is your pin -money, Maud, said
Uncle Hugh, as he handed his neice a
bright silver dollar.
'thank you, uncle; I was just wish-
ing for some spare change, and Maud's
,ryes fairly weaned as she took the
offered money.
Uncle Hugh, when yon give ino
money to spend just, as I please, why
do you cell it pin -Money ? Maud ask
ed.
Well, my dear, .l will tell you the
origin of the term pin -money. Pins
wero introduced into England by
Catharine first, wife of Henry VIII.
They were not, however, the well-
known small -pointed instrument such
as we llse, but were made of gold, sil-
ver, ivory and brass, many of them
tlreiglaing; six or eight ounces. Sueli
`(spine as those were worn in the hair
4tnd used en different parts of the
clothing to fasten folds or drapery,
and were (pito ornamental. Thus,
you see, the first pins were much more
useful to ladies than gentlemen. The
Spaniiall mailltfaoturers were permitted
to sell their pins only during the0htiet-
uras holidays, and in that way gentle-
men began to give the ladies of their
respective families mune;, at Christ-
mas -time with which to buy pins. At
first they were very expensive, costing
as we have now to pay Inc a valuable
piece of jewelry. However, after pins
tied become common and cheap,
gentlemen• continued the practiee of
;.living their wives, daughters, and
sisters money to buy pills; in that Way
the term pin -money originated and it
is now applied to an allowance made
to ti, lady to buy any small articles l ke
may treed or desite,
T am glad you told loo all about it,
'ineiss ,laid Maudt and JC thaolc you
very much.—ll#rporso Young People.
lie was prevon
Maiso i+to Mistake.
e.
MAHI: iso mistelto when buying' e. rem•
edy for dyspepsia, hettdaohe, tonus•
patiou or bad blood, be sure to got the
kind that cures. 1311rdock Blood I3ittets.
"it is an excellent remedy for hettdaohe."
--0. illaokett ltobincon, Pub. Canada Pres-
byterian.
VursXf Costsnualitlort, Pougfas, Croup, Soro
Throat. field be ell lsrugticte.one Guarantee.
For a Large iiide,13nrk erChest Shiloh's Porous
.?1oater rill Sive lrc .t €atisfectiau,-e$ cote,
S iIILO°il"w, 'ii`d°ALEIZ " S
lira.0.ti.T'lavri sus Claattnnoogs,ti'onn..says 1
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X3aveyouCafarz ? yth 3Ite moo... 3tzcfll
pnaitivtl a ,blit z c ,3 tufo » knee rO stag
4'bis Xn su t
to se 1 r ' �r ..•1 . e 0ucnt ie
furaisacctie 3e. ' : •t 'r 5•hileh'oltemediee
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Application painless end easy. Relief ltrtue;liate.
This preparation ?ills a great and long•feit watt
amoint those wlm suffer from piles, 0 is a remedy
et the highest merit, effeetinz• and reliable, and has
more than met the auticttn,tinns of those physicians
who have used it in their practice. cttxsoxz 15 A
rosrriva cuss when other treatments fail to relieve,
Testimonials furnished. Price 41. For sale by
druggists, or by mail on receipt of price.
w, T, S•ranso, Manufacturing Chemist, 144 Dundas
strut, London, Ont.
HALSTED & SCOTT
Josephine Street - - Ont,
J. A. Hersi'co, w. Scorn,
Mount Forest. I Listowel.
Deposits Received and Interest
allowed,
Money Advanced to Farmers and
Business Men,
Ou long or short time, on endorsed cotes
or collateral security. Salo notes bought
at a fair valuation. doney remitted to all
parts of Canada at reasonable charges.
Special Attention Given to Col-
lecting Accounts and Notes.
Agents in Canada -.-rho eXerchants' .Sank
of Canada
sauce Hours—From 9 a. m. 1;o 5 p. m.
A. E. SMITH,
Agent.
it i in the lung -healing virtues ofthe Pitts
:i,i^ect witlz the soothing and expectorant
„c_: ::tics of other pectoral herbs and barks.
t', PERFECT CURE FOR
.t .�vi�si5tMo
Ar• ND OOLDE
toa_soness, ,A.sthma, Bronchitis, Sore Throat,
Crc?v.p and ail THROAT, BRONCHIAL and
i '.,'C,DI UY.�•.r~.EsSF'B. Obstinate coughs which
resist other remedies yield promptly to this
p pleasant piny syrup,
r� n-'soj. iiS 1117 :sin LIDO. p1125 6QTTt.. ',
GOLD !iY OLL DGe GO,6:4.
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HAVE YOU
•,,s "Backache
i:t J05CUas the kid -
>w
r` ,net's are in trouble. Dodd's
i Kidney Pills gine
gsonspt relief."
Fri 75 per cent.
of disease is
(! first caused b
r, J•r.' y
G.l ch,sordcred kid-
f'J(s,
' plight as well
} 'try to have a
t healthy city
without sewer-
' 0c30, as good
lre,rlth when the
1idney.s are
`• clogged, they are
+old t,y alt dealers orsont tw snail on recap t
the scavengers
of the system.
"Delay is
dangerous, Neg.
lasted kidney
troubles result
in Bad Blood,
Dyspepsia, Liver
Complaint, and
the most dan-
gerous of all,
Brights Disease,
Diabetes and
Dropsy."
"rhe abase
diseases cannot
exist whore
Dodd's Kidney
Pills are used,"
,1 , C i•f4 x so cern,:. per sax ar B1X
'Wfnrrits4.(,o.
l:r, i,. .1 ;imizh .0 Co. Toroflta. for
, .'.4,nic,r"-ri Kidney "'alk.
1
a�l
eo
tnTrllol'7„:"at$i:Vt RE,41,` a1V i'
CIJU58 WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS
Best Cough syrup, Tastes cloud, t3se
r3 ltl time 8001 by d101 gists
Mtti G .•try,` 0.1N k4
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Cotton and •Rifle, in all lengths.
Button fasteners and setts, cork soles, ,Sso.
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also native kip nd upper, Spanish and slaughter I
sole,
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er. -
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