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accuuuted for, and roust be uohesit,tt, that houurttl,le feest, Chance crowned Why didn't h.' serve hu full term 1
ingly ruled out, as they were not in White 'ting, Rud of course he chane waked White, unable to resist the
uommiegion, Of the two American Dor•,thy for Ins queen. • He notte d chauue. Wits he pardoned out 1
steam -yachts approximately like the that het facefluehrit with pleasure as : 11r. White -.stud Mime Dorothy's
Dare -Devil, one, the Pretty Polly, he took her ley tate hand. But Iterare voice was very mischievous --when.
belonged tQ a wealthy clergytnitn, and the evening was over he began to you speak slightingly of Congress.
was thea in the Mediterranean, entitle wonder how he had displease!' her, for . perhaps you forget that my fatit a has
iat17iiaa and 'sew Tears.
enema comas but once a year,
with it brings a hearty cheer,
the child en laugh and play
tie thou t of Christmas day,
weer';, la'.igliter ring
ter out read. the new year
tee of Christmas day
blahs went his way,
,u&atlt the starry skies lie dies,
idle to our human eyes;
t his sleigh bells merrily ring
•eel year out aud.the new year
1,• shepherds from afar
,weed up the eastern star
they found the Saviour holy
:,g i:i a niauger lowly;
they sang with one accord—
i'ry, glory," be to Clod.
this memorable morn
is Christ our Lord Was born,
i it makes sad hearts rejoice
the one iinmortal choice ;
the cations o'er the.eartli
eifv our San: iour's birth,
't'with blissful voices sing—
'elcomo to our Sovereign ping."
itiht r cak • ' oli.tisaasp
1 irati
iug along the Holy leand with a full of course he cenld not tit p p one.
ship's company of tniesiouariee ; the rioioue. iVheft next they met site ; 1 assure you I did not l.uow it, and
tither was et Iirr.nude ; it was the was cold toward hits, and he 1 poor White blushed ,garlst at his
Rhadsmtuitltue, and It belonged to the eu-pected she had avoided biro, On blonder.
1 good Jorhne Hoff matt. St. Vraleutiue'a Day he. Mustered up 'lir. Joshua Holtman has been urg-
When, by a process of exhaustion, courage and sant her a tall screen of hut my father to go to. Oongrese for a
in. as the logicians call it, Mr. 1tohert growing ivy, in the centre of whish long while.
White had arrived at this useless clustered a bunch of uncut jaequeuri- Joshua Hoffman's help is worth
result, it was late ou Saturday after- not roves in the shape of a heart, For having, remarked Duncan no matter
unou, and he looked beak along the this site thsnked him in a clever little whether whet you want is in. this world
week, and he felt that it had been note, as dietaut as it tgtas.kindly. He or the .next.
in. well-nigh wasted. He bad not made wnudrred whether she "guested that he it is delightful to see haw all classes
any progress towards the shlntion of Inved her, and sougllt,to discourage respect and honor Hoffmaai's goodness,
the problem of the piracy against the him. 4� added Whiter. He's cue of the few
'Patagonia, and he had not seen Miss This was the state of ad'airs between men who belong t t the 'Church and
who do not net ns thonglt the Church
belonged to theta.
He's had a greet fancy for my father,
said Dorothy. eve& sineeh my father
gave hilts Jeannette J. u
He ought to be gratefgl for one of
the finest horses oft the track, answer-
D,4rothy Sargent.
III —TAKING SOUNDINGS.
Robert White had met Miss Dorothy -
Sargent for the first titue late in the
preceding fall Mrs Eliphlrt Dun-
can, who was always getttttg up some
them when they eat otiposite to each
other at one of those exquisite little
Jinners for four which Mrs. Duncan
wee famous for. Tltero was a dim,
religious light in the Duncan's dining,
rosin befitting the mystic rites of
gain rounniy' As Wll,ite looked up and
caught Dnretliv's eyse he wondered
thilw nee, gut up a riding party to go whether the faint fluak which spread
togeth, r t'. Yonkers for it light dinner, over clte+ek and thr•eat in such hecom-
�,__� nnn to ride back to the city by the
. light of the autumn moon. As. the
GRET OF THE SEA. merry eat alcade stet forth, Mre. bun-
omitiutrudueetl Mr. White to Miss
1 •- A STERN class, Sargent, by whose sir of distinction,aa
she satfirmly on a high-spirited hay
(CONTINUED ) mare, he had been attracted already.,
Her matiuer, like her simple habit,
area little rough en hirn,'Lipb,
bate, tirprrcatingla.
1 nnt. Sere uLae an aiteof
te. oud she carrier: herself like a
tat tor father li not a gentle -
rt hetet—you kuow whet I
Toe Luau is coarse-grained, in
Mt Ins steartuese and hriliian-
ll have only to look in his Neetat He took ;up the right
lieu lie turned gambler
v
1. 2
rise. Stock speculator, if yeti
o
erm hotter. . bpectlatiu; d
t 1sasiuesu ; it ie :trembling.n 4made iii r•peeulrt:ing is nut
s earl ugs, whatever it may
to be ,heitheik winiiines, uo
which fitted her slight figure to per,.
feetio i. was gnie.t and unolltrusive ;
and ,he sad iu abundance thatindefin-
to 1e but unmistakable quality called
stele Hi r light gdiden hair was tied
in a tient Itnut uudr her tall hat and
a seurieircle of veil iialf hid her face
alt hough a fright :',lance from her
frank blue eyes pesei•d without diffi-
culty through the:! filmy barrier as
Mrs. Dut+cau presented White to her.
Titer, glance, the merry smile wbieh
occasioned it, the shy of this afternoon
Sou its it made rnolten the twisted
gold of her hair, the gentle dignity of
her attitude- tbeteg etched in a picture
which printed itself indelibly in
Weite's memory. i
ti no less. Now it is men like Bt -fore they had passed the reserv, it
rgent who base confused and in Central Pei k, White had discovered
ed the puhslic mind iu regard to that Mies Sargout" rode well, bike one
ng, They . etre; gamblers, but with a .'ttong natural gift of norse-
tatluerade in the honorable grab tiittnsbip, well developed by an irrtelh-
u•.s men. And he has the im- gent waster. As 'they cantered silo
to vfa»t to go into politics
by site. through the russet bowers and.
we•ree thgo the rest, vela- lettf-strewn Linea of the Park ho could
iti•, agoing( recally. not but notice bow perfectly her ex-
rse, retorted Duncan, prompt- quint.- Auietieau• grace seetmed, to
d he's no better. And he'll hat men ze with the soft and delicate
grief, like tire nest of them. hues of the fading` landscape, .as the
ow days ago he 'lead a very glory of the Americuu autumn was.
utreze, so Mat Hitchcock tells fast deputing H`e marked how her
color rust; with the: •Amazonian enjoe-
so ; ! meat, with the holiest delight of the
ing fashion was really a blush, or
whether it was due Only to 41.e red
silk shades on the tali candles at the
corners of the tables,
1 see the eye of the j'Iaw upon tae,
Mr. White, site said,; gayly. What
will the verdict be 1 ,,
•
You deserve to be drawn and quer
tered, Dora, interjecte4 Mr.. Dunces,
for keeping us waitingseven minutes.
Fortunately I knew spur ways,. and
allowed ten.
Why is it you areaalways soreti
minuted late t asked !Putman. You
have nothing to do. �e,7
Nothing to du 1 'tVetl, I line that I
began Dorothy. ,;
Of eouree, said Danl.:au,naeliriously.
I think I should like ''saving nothing
to do myself—for a With: while.
That's lust like a «ilia 1 retorted the
young lady. I'm sure ll've done more
than you have. I've 1, bean to cooking
achool,and -I have had an Italian lesson,
and I've practiced twilQl hoairs, and I've
been shoppiug,aod 1't?:e paid ten visits,
besides keeping housef - which is work
enough for one able-hhdiul woman.
Indeed it is, interrupted Mrs Dun-
can, whose household was organized
to run like clock -wont, and who never
heard from it excep'' when it struck.
My 'father never scolds. continued
Mis Sergent, but he d''epouds,on the to
make hien comfortahlo. ''don't know
what he'd do without, me.
lie has to di without you• whoa you
dine out, said Duncan, slyly,
Oh, their I send him ot1 to the clul.,
and he gods like a lamp., Why, in the
three weeks before Lent lag dined at
horns only 0000.
res caught in the 'Transeouti. geriitiut horsetvoui tu, and.he wonders et• ..,Was he invited out staked Duncan.
eleg•cfnpth corner, and lie would i (saw sh.'crime by ;lien, beauty. Ile No ; but I was, she aostarered,frank-
t all' he had left,and more too, • was vamuniy windier with the features v at
}y. He used to meet Nle. fThereb
• the club, and they dined together.
Dick Thursby 1 asked Mrs. Dun-
ean.
• Yes. My father's very fond of him
—he says he's a man of a t}tonaand.
. He's a titan of a gond many thou-
sands, if report can ba beliieved, said,
White, remembering, With, a sudden
sinking of the heart, that rumor re-
ported this Mr Thursby as very devot-
ed to :tries Sargent.
His wife left him a lot of stoney.'.
said Dungan.
And her mother has• never forgiven
him for taking it, added Mrs. Duncan.
She abuses him dreadfully.
No man is a hero to his mother in-
law, said White, Tightly. He was
afraid of Thursby, brat hri was not
williug to say anything against hint
That's not because he may not be a
hero, Auggested Dorothy, but rather
because she is a mother-ln-law.
1 hear he is beginning to take notice
again, remarked Mrs. Duncan,
He's been flirting outrageously with
thitt Hitcheocic girl all winter, said
Derotlty.
Dear ms, said Mrs. Duncan, slyly, 1
thought he bad been very attentive to
y ,u.
I never notieed that, laughed Dore -
thy, as White moved uneasily. The
only things 1 did notice abc,ut him
were that he had a large mouth, and
that her father rare' ventured within that only very entail talk fell from it.
y Then you are not setting your cap
the sacred edifice except when some fur him ? aid Duncan, inquisitively.
famous pulpit crater canoe to preach a Do you think I am tt young lady
t a •cls
htis m s l v
charity Harmon. On O with tall the modern improvements
be sat in a pew where he slight gaze ready to starry any goose if he has
his till upon her, and hilt heart over- golden egga1
flowed with peace and gond-reel'. Mra.1 will not discuss thepoint with you,
Duncan—just before ego meth* her said Duncatr. I never care to arguer
hurried trip to 1tur..pe-4sked a little at dinner ; the one who is not hungry
party to see the old year, out and the always gets the best of it.
Hoy year in, and -as White kept eta White breathed more freely when
w
e d Dcl lath the new lora as 1, could to r
0rivaltill ACO `n••
1's t 9 t
Yor evert his he heard h t
tae cie.erinei-rr of tie, [eent year began for him- with,jloy and glad- fully,
rl:tl..,t„ noon "�••'o 'ova ness. Mrs. Duncan's isister•ifi law, )C did not think Mr. Thursby was an
to disguise her. But Mrs. Sutton, kept Twelft t•night with unintelligent than, said Mrs. Duosan ;
stseept two—were easily due celebration of the 1antotent rites of kg wore in coneresti for rt yroftt' or ttwo,
rief panie had not come to hut' of her father, ogre of the beat known:
and knocked the bcittem out of men about town, and he knew 'that
ket. It was this fraudulent 'Sam Sargent was an operator in stocks
icy and the failures it caused l and a fellow of bluff joviality, hail -
earl Sam Sargent., 1 fellow -well -met with most men, gettiat,;
not like him, said White, 1 the utmost possible sensual enjo meat
out or life, and having ao sympathy
e his daughter, answered , at all with plain living and high think
ing.
ied White, as cheerfully Thera was no lack `of candidates for-
; the place by Miss t argent's side, as•
Duncan ; and we the little party rode forth, or as it
Tuesday. rode back again by the full tight.
aand . White of a glorious moon; but White
hetet Duncan set his wits to work, and tnbn+
racked the foot aged to monopolize her company the
to the office of ; whole of the long blissful afterraioon
r opened, and a' and the happy evening --all too short,
easing on the 1 Before they reached the Park on their
en do you ex'eet ; return he was 00 the verge of wishing
White (ouldjnot that her lively tuare would try to run
Rnawer : lien! be, away or to throw her, or to do any -
or ewoo You knew be • thingtliat would give biut a change to
da, on the ILhadamantr�llus, l show his devotion. When at, last he
111 Joshua Hoffman. White I had helped her,to dismouut, and bad
that Joshua Hoffman was , said good -night, he felt lifted out of
f the rimae dist.ngu shed i himself, and as though intoxicated by
of New 'York --a mau i who Same mysterious but delicious elixir.
de a fortune, which he aconin- i He was iu love ; and the thought, of
for tet: public ,rood as though S his owu unworthiness hrought him
ttottthe ()wrier, blot only a,,trus. back to earth, and kept him awake a
her,poor and the struggling. good good part of the night. '
11 Sargent is off on aMoli,se'; As it began so it went ;on all winter.
t:Imo Hellman, thought the] White dtscovered where' she went to
nan wbo was its love with Sane church, and he walked home with her
a dAugbter, why, he can't be ore T'har.kagivin; morning, learning
black as Lipli paints ha .
a on Friday that Robert `White
oa on L"liphatet Ducat, and
of Saturday also ito the
of 1, pirate. He had eh loug
.t Judge Gillespie, who \. con.
11 that Duncan hal said, The
Darw-tDeTil was grobally an
*Mom -yacht of three,hun-
or thee'eabouts Now there
a or sit yachts on the Amari-'
•pt•n•t Pnirl
.;.ter which stere t y
ke+�r' ret
oddest ;mama, said Mrs Duncan,
Of comm., r•woa•trked her husband ;
lie nae very queer kiuka in hien. But
he is a gRod Wean and all hnnoraylo
roan, and tete whole a;t:ttntry is proud
of him and of his work•
'L'he cunverarttion thus diroot•d to
Joshua Hoffman's ehareetQristioilly
American career wits enlivened by
many stt:dotra of his poverty is
youth, of his shrewdness in bueinree,
of his pimple and straithtfotwnrd in
tegrity, and of his thoughtful and
comprehensive charity. Then the talk
turned to other topics se the perfectly
served dinner pursued its varier'
courses. At last cause coffee The
two holies rose and took their tiny
cups into the parlor, leaving the two
nun to smoke their cigars in the
dining -roost. But Rohett White lent
little etteutinn to Dune tu's shrewed
and pleasant chat when Dorothy -
Sargent followed Mrs. Denman across
the Nirlor to tite plana, end: hope to
sing, She' had a Tight, clear ftnprano
voice, snfiita.ntly well tinkled, f}nd
site sane without effort, stud Rs though
she enjoyed it. a •
ed Wdiite,although he !toyer bets on (1e0 ns 0014TINiiUDi)
her or lets her trot for looney. .
Isn't your father off .With Joshua We'll write it down tilleverybody
Hoffman now 1 asked Mrs, Duncan.
Oh yes, they are at Bermuda. They
went on the lihudawan;jitus.
White suddenly re''inembersd that
Joshua Hoffman's yacht was the only
ship he had ever beenable to find re•
stumbling the Dare-Dc#il.
At best my father ' went on her—
Mr. Hoffman was delayers' at the last
moment, and had to wait over for the
regular steamer
1s he on the Rhadamanthus now 7
queried White.
seed it tl
Till everybody is Rick of seeking it
Till everybody knows it without see
ing it—
thitt Dr. Sage's Catarrh Raehody cures
the worst eases of chronic `catarrh in
the head, catarrhal headaebe, "cold it.
the head," In perfect fxith,ita make -re,
rho World's Dispenoary Medical As-
eoctatinu, of Buffalo, N: Y , offers to
pay x•500 to any one su•ttj•ring from
ela'ronic catarrh in the head aroma they
ealluot rare. {;
Oh ee-s, he is there now. But my Now if the conchtionr; wire reversed
father had to go dotyn, all alone. Her '.--if they asked yon to past7 gii00 for a
didn't mind that, as 48- sailing roaster • positive euro yen tuight heititate Here
of the R}iadautanthueeie a great friend lace rspn•t tbli• ntra,with yet\'rs.nf honor -
Of his. He'd do anything for my ;ebla dealing;. thousands of'dollkra and
father; I heard him s'y ao mise. ' N great name stack of them: stud they
Perhapo Mr: Sargent got loin: his, stay—"We ran cure yeti becattest we've
beth, suggested Whit'p„ atrangefy in eared tin isa• t is of ethers •like you—if
tere-ted in the tepee, as he wee in ' we eau't we atilt pry yea, ,r500, for the
anytllira; which 'nigh( bear,. flowerer ;knowledge that there on•e whom we
remotely on the tnystehious pirate. can't earn
I believe he did, replied Duruthy ; They believe in thw'tllselres•e Isn'r.
but Captain .Mills owed niy father a ;rete worth- a trial, isn't triiat prefer -
great lipid before til ''t. At least 1 ab]' tee e•xtarrh ?
think so, /suppose I.trf#1te as well tell
the whole story. It's nota moult either.. Elevator Sieknessi.
But one suann wr. aeverial• years ago,. I ' Old lady—Dont you ever. Opel siok
had been asleep in a Itemen•ock on the goring op and down in this elevator .1l
piazza, and I waked up, just in time rla+v ?
to hear Captain Mills Say :: I owe yea, `Elevator boy—Ye
more
more than I can ever pay, M r.Satgent Is it: the motion of goinee clave 7
You have dons more thou save• rug• ' Nu'ter.
life. 'D'alk. is cheap, but' I. hope some • .The motion of going up•ZI
The stopping 1
No'w..
What is it, then 4 ,
The questiotts,
day I may be able to shote sun that Ii
do nor fer;t;et.
And what did yofitvftather say to
that? asked Mrs, Lun'kau., '
Well, you know hili jpeular way
He said, That's all ='ri;;hg, capt.Rin:;;
first titne I want a mitt stabbed in the
back, Italian fashioue+$'U: lot you know.
And Oapttnn Mills tdolcc toy father's -
hand and, said, vei n. sertiously,yen.
may joke; Mr. Sarggut,, but I 'maim: 1
what I stay, and, slyl)rk of murier;, I' `
don't believe there'd anything I'd strait 1
at to do you a goodaturn•.
It's luoky yogr faille') isn't a Raid
Bad it].an, said Dupe, -in,„ or he might.
et Oaptaiu dulls he, scuttle' the ship,
or to splice the matte brace, or to do
any ohelm wicked .'bla:isegs that saileor-
rnen delight in. .,
Don't you be too; sumo of my feigner,
Dorothy answered,,, gayly. tie often
says that if he wealth-, ou the Street
he'll like to be a pirate t
I,>seleed ! ejaculate White erarnest-
ly.
He has a whole, library of hooks
about pirates, brut ae says that the
beat of them arils a brief biography
of Blackboard, which be found' his
office -boy reading.,
Of course be• too it away from the
office -boy. and scolded Ititn, remarked
Dettoau,and then went into his private
office and devoured it himself'
That's just what he did, answered
Dorothy ; and he says it is the moot
expensive book in his library now, for
while he was reading it the market
went up or down, or aomethiug, and
ho lost a chance of inaking several
thousand dollars.
Piracy is a losing business flown -
days, said White
Of course, added Duncan, quickly.
A brave tnan can da better nowadays
in Wall Street than on the Spanish
Main.
I have always heard Captain Mills
well spoken of, retuarked \Vltite,,
Oh, he's a fine man, said Dorothy,
enthusiastically, and 1 art to glad he
is in charge of' the;lRltadamanthus,now
that Mr. Hoffman, has acrew of Las
oars.
Lascars 1 said Dancan Anti White
V
together, iookrn;ate each
other.
Yea ; he shipped them a few weeks
dim, when he was in the Moditerran9
van.
Joshua fioffrhan does have the
. Very' 1t uori, motion;
Sens, -1 aro very much, ple'ttsed with the
effaces of liagyarder Pectoral Balsam.
Our fairaily. ties been greatly tkoubled with
severe.odds, pains in the cheat, etc., ',and;
have been promptly relieved. doy this vain,
able medicine which we recotu-
ineurt. • 'CLARA A:. itt:eble erzza,
Clarenden Station, N.11..
l-1nLLowAX's f11NT511i-4y AYn ?IV, t --..
Ite,inhle Renietltot, — lu wn,ttuts,
braises, sprains, glenduler sw-llintls,
enlarged reins, neuralgic pair',. mil
'
rbeureatism, the application of r•ht;
soothing Ointment to the atf•eted
parte net nils gives the grwi•tt;t ease,
hut tiltewise cures the o tmp'airlt. 'file
pills much assist hi h•in•slting the
tendency to rllennt'ttistn and similar
painful disorders, whilst the Ointment
cores th.t loon' ailment. 'elm Pill;
remove the .:nnstituttone; ,Hemel—moo,
and regulate every imp'tireil function.
of every nrgan throughout the human
body. The euro is neither teneonrsry
nor seporfi,tiitl, tint per nettetit and
complete.antl the disen.e rerely revere,
so perfect-. Inas peon the pnrifivation
pore()) 'nod by `t hose ee,trehht ' yet
Itarmlea- preparations,
Well, said the iurp,ttiwnt, street ear
enndnetor to HIS corpul"ut party try-
ing to cateh the car, conte 'Afield or
else en afoot.
Quebec. Nov. 9t11, 1891,
Dr, L, A. i rnith rt en. :
GENT r ,nil".N, --Your As h Dand ruff should
be used by oil troubled with D•t.ndruff and
falling of the )fair. I have Irge11 it only a
few times and it has wrnuuht.t wonderful
chartpe, 1' ntso am fully convinced that
Anti -Dandruff promotes growth of the
hoar. MICHAEL HdtNCHLY,
IIenahey's lintel, ane.
What do van moan by tatraa::i"i
your hay without provocation ? Well,
von see. A hut*, man like stn must dis-
cipline his chi'dren when hit happens to'
have time. tl
E'
Th t Hit yrs —Bnt•e ahfl tlrl alwnirtc
ha c.. sn154' t111'rt'k and ear.- rr•n,t'td r for
0111 1pn m•r•,,,•t:a of t)rnn,ps.f Di•trrhmq,
Or Dysentery, for a phrsoutir is nor at= '
way nenr,and an hour's ree'd'y in ogees of
thio Itiotd „ft "l I.Rtl,r to a' 1t)'i r•t'sulta,
There.f.,re •"n,'••uts,.1, nl(l h',�re nn Ireton
a anpply of Pi nrtr Dnvrs•' •PAVN KrL-
LER, whit TI ig sa effieflettlitia eta +t is
Riff), 1•• sodIt:armless Dir mimic, are
with' meth bottle, start rel,+ 1„A. rat•o'y
Nis: tn• brine rette'f to, a wall['-,' r there
env letrr,;1' B'•,nnlaitt, lgt•,v -!z9 25e.
Bottle, fief! '3' oz. }
u
1 arnrmse'1 her tfisv IYjte jnt'g bice
evening... AJ 1 and Now rl:i t sh', take
1. 1 She did t,'t take it nt af• ; she re-
fused' it..
Aortoa 'roe MATilat s.—.tree an+r essttrl,n,n a ni+:ht
and brok•:r of veer rest try a sinar chutl',sufferi,t and
orylnv with• pain of Curtin': TbethS f on t"nd et
once anti def ., itnttle of n"SPrs. tt:P,wl w'+ Soothing
St•r1i11"'f4 r'a're -r. Teethirr_-. eta ril i' is blest •nt-
able. It drill relieve the porn• 11111,' snff',ror
immediately. ltrn-nd nom, 11, ntntit-e•-; th:•rn k no
mistake nnnnt it, it eeres T)vseniioa•v 11.1,41 ni•vrrhrea,
revnlntes the Ri:nvvact, •vn't herr-+Is, ern -es tyfn•I •';relic+
softens the rums. reduces, Vnflnamnsatinn. end ewes
tone earl energy to tho whole• systens. ' 1(i .. wfn-'
slnw'a Shothii,r Syron" for'hfl'lfren tcethina IS
pleasant to the twits anrr 1. th'e•1. .,•inti ,n of one of
' Iho oldest and best emare, nitre., net and entrees in
. the united States. and fa tor sat by ail dru r Tata.
throueitont the world, t'ilo* tits -eve menta a
Bott'.b: sone sure a,,t' aoir for { Ma. wctsuow'o .
t
,9ooraixn• aTrtro start tains ,rt*nrt1Pr kind
•
l evergn—I'tn wii1lit: ! to Will a,
hundoeci years to gain your Inve. .rise:
Tfined'todeatlt—Itseettis to tn•• tiro rime•
must. be almost ore
11 don't think thttt Oharlie loves me.
Ferry -more Wil, T I 'kw 1.y rile paper
that violets are 1 atiencli and he
-keeps on sending me cli vsantltetnunts-
. Stop That Ri'1eoi1ghing,
Why don't you stop. Haat hiccough-
ing ! said a gentlemen to a friend wee
for some momenta had toren suejected
to th*annoying convuletve movemo•tat
of the diaphracu. • ' .
I. wish I could` gasped the virtitn;
but it's no go. A fellow tried to Beare
--said my coat. was on fire—kne•ae H.
wasn't --swallowed nine times tato.
swallows of water—ne, go—fee, tike a
washed out 'mead ettgine. D --these
things 1 be ejaculated angrily, leaving
told his woes in disjointed utterances
end between couglaa.
Well, you etre a chump, reriosrked
the first speaker. Come with, one, and
he1 led htq triend into On na3jaurteiug
saloon.
No, not here, said the other. Pen -
pie will surely think 1.. have been
drinking. D--tkese things !
But hos protests were 111 vain. His
friend led frim to the bar and ordered
a heaping bar spoonful of powdered
sugar.
Cotne, said ho, swnliow this all at.
'once. The victim did so slowly and
found to his iutenae eurpriso and re-
lief when the operation was completed
that the bitfooughs had 'imitated.
Now, remarked the first gentler ttn,
for teaching you that remedy I'll juste
talc**
cigarwith
you. [t a not apart rt of
the process, hut its worth the urine,
isn't it ? As for the Nagar, 1 have
never known it to tail to oure even
the st tet sttthttaru eerie of 11ie.tough:t
ErtsvitArestt Conan IN .► DA's. -.South
American Ithournatic Cure of Rheumatism
y
andr decal Dares iu 1 t
Neuralgia a Io 8
i, Y
da a. Its action upou tete system nr re•
y p
markable and mysterious. It removes at
ono the cause of the disease immediately
disappear.. The first doss greatly lama
fits. 15,conte. 'Warranted at Cbisbolttt's
drug store.
L p
Mrs. A. 4. WiLtia»as
Lynn, Mass.
For the Good of Others
Rev. Mr. Williams Irearttt1%a En.
dorses Hood's SarsapartLltt.
We are pleased to present this:from
Rev. A. A. Williams, o; the Sillsbee
street Christian Church, Lynn, Masa.:
"I see no reason why a clergyrnan, mere than
a layman, who knows whereof ho speaks,
should 'hesitate to approve an
Article of Merit
and 'worth. from which its or his family leas, o
been signally benefited, and whose commeivjn-
tion may servo to extend those benefits
others by increasing their confidence. My wi e
has for many years been a sufferer from save
Nervous er Old
8 H6
adache
for wlbcit she found little Help. Site has trlek
many things that promised well int pew
formed little, Last fall a friend gave her a bet;
tic of floods Sarsaparilla, It events slrpprtsy
erg what simply one bottle could and cid do•
for her. The attacks of headache decreased in ,;
number and were less violent itttheir inten-
sity, while her general health has been im- Vi
proved. Her appetite has also, been better,
From our experience with. •
Hood'sSarsaparilla
�arsoparil�a
X have no hesitation In endorsing itis nn'erica.'
A. A. \VZLLIAnzg.
HOOD'S lslLL8 are the best family catnartlrr,
gear's and efeetive. 'i'o s box, price 264
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