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winiew Wirt when yortmg maul A ourieug ineideut ocaurrtel Ooee
Pil Ltie st. 14MA, Wtth the Meet ein,
ioeut law) era of Virginia are intro-
tittoed, and their peculteritiee humor.
ensly eaeggertered, Aanong S110111 Was
tette h.o heel. been Ittlinieter in England
rind Wt. re tnerliable for using ewelling
'WWII,:
ite teteroiented RS
�U s*iUthe county coin% .and in ask TneY ungl tO loRY8 048 tliwitlrcd
ing the clerk to call $01130 rate into tnsliGY au ki 'flurry twee deek. They
were. bein„,is fired upon.
eotirt, thus Addreseeshhn
Me. Jones, have the eenigetty to Suddenly, while they were returning
t Voeifdreta Peter Jolley into Galli, the enemy's fire, they were surprised
The clerk bawled out, Vociferate P, to notiee that the sail was fall of
Jolley I Come into court,. feathers. A aloud • pr worn floated
r While extunining a oquaciotte fe. about the men et the guns, It looked
Inaln witness, the lawyer losses bi 80 ifn new and strange kind of smoke.
d • patience and exolei; hove(' over this particular frigate.
Thee..wweau onaht, to he eoposited In a little while Una liana' ceased,
iuto tecitarnity I and the pet' returned to the Creakfast-
4 .You may go 'to the Tess Eternity ,ta hie.
IV yourself, but 1 reckon you'll Wive Badu% that bird been. plutked ?
someone inquired, pointing to the
turkey
There lay the turkey, ns ly
covered with suft,white•feetheres US if
they werA his natural plumage.
Like many other startling phonates
eua, this one. had a very simple ex -
I
pteiietioWih4illts,/stettl
Of,' tits.041141,1 flitL.rh
room lied the lippeeranue of lin, log
been out in a 1I3I snow storm. .
what: feitthere ley over eyery team; .
A. elven had goter right threti.:h o
feather w i t' the
of Admiral Farraentigatee when
the Ileee entered Mobile 13ey. It le
related by au officer who surprised
eyes beheld the ornithological pltfiaotti-
talon. The men wert iou til
d hearty breakfeet, roast turkey and
2thr toot -IMO! things, when. they
Were pined to qtIorters.
d.
nose of my compatiy, 31r retOL'tOl t
htt
angry woman.
ti ROLLOWA.TV,OINTMENT AND PILIA• —
Glnadular swinge in the throat,
.ly ne,lralgia, tie dolorunx, rheumatism,
or gout, lumbago, and other diseases
ith affecting the glande, musc'es, and n
\roe df sensation vire permanently me-
dicated by this healing anti -febrile
and soothing preparation, It is • also
a perfect remedy for all skin diseases,
end every kind of superficial laure-
ation, which s0011 lose their angry and
to painful chararter under this invaluable
Ointment. The Pills have never been
s adminiSterOa either by hospital or
it private practitioner In dyspepsia or
lit i livor complaints without producing the
1 ,
- I desired INsellit.
(Id , Abdul Aziz and the Banker.
k-
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A. iempital anecdote is related of the
loesefFSultan, Abdul Aziz. Lie was
efery fond of gossip, and sent ,fOr the
btuiker, Abraham Bey, to learn the
small talk of Fern and Stamboul.
As Abralnue was being conducted
to the Sultan's presence by i.he Master
f tho Horse, that functionary begged
hiM, the Sultan question him
on the subject, •to say that the funds
were at thirty, Hie Majesty having
been so informed by his Ministers.
ii- Poor Abraham consented.
Re had not been long, with Abdul
Aziz when he was questioned as to
the funds, and replied !is had
e promised To the horror of the hanker
the Sultan expressed himself delighted
and hooded Abraham a large bundle
of stocks te sell fin- him.
Abraham sold ,at twelve, add paid
Abdul !hilly,
•
loeeteence.
The proprietor uf, a large
in olio of the Iiiest cite which
coati:his oeveriti tlete, "or 111/1.41 opm
manta nu the upper fi ors, soya dim
he nests atiecoected it: vete lug thew.
'appititineete r reled.y until he eilitee ei
it very eloquent Ir,sh wornati as jaelte
nes or agent for.the pare and I wit%
OE theta.
SPVeril titne; the graceful blerney
of this •xi:441014 %Muni' I.a5eeenreda
Customer where a loss gifted agent
‘s, 01.114 1.11'050.61V 'hit ruil /Ad •
jItVLVUieII08 is lt ? says she to
applicants for the. rinints Sure,
hot ail' .conlii wetlier At all honrs• cf
the dey au' •noight aglityanle to yer
tuelite, au' sot ',00hs that w url make a
witelier women o' Qaane of England
by pritlertatee 1
Are Cue rooms tendert:Oily wernvedl
asked hiquir.r.
Aro tle.y wahrtural I wet', s surpris-
ededr. Sure, v. i.1 a eloight ,.turn o',
yet. W tient ).3 have tinny tlegray
timperatlire Eno w n to the therittio-
ClUbbing states.
The weekly .lilrapire au .1 premium sth
Conservative members of the House of
Commons, and the Trues from now till the
end of 1893. 41.75.
The weekly Globe and Truss from -.vow
tilt the end of 1803-11.75.
The London -Advertiser, weekly and
Lams from now till the and of 1803-91,50
The London Free Press, weekly and
Tines train now an end of 1893,-91.75.
The hiOntreal Weekly Herald mud the
Turns front now till end of 1893-41.50.
The lilontreid Witness, weekly and Tom;
from now till the end. 1803 —31.75.
4 Iteduced rates with all other ,nistre
•petition weeklies. This is a grand oppor
Welty. teubscribe a own and reeeiye the
balaeoe of the year free.
The Tineas and the "Family Herald and
Weekly Star" and the Star Almanac, from ,
rounded a LectuAim In England.
d
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1)
Dsvis' Pain -Killer —its linkable
-peopetties as a epeedy mare for pain
ea.nnet fail:AD:be generally appreciated
end no family should he without it, in
ease of accident, or sudden attack .of
etlyeentery, diarelicea or chorera inor-
'bus. Big 25c. Bottle.
The physician, says Brown, is the
man who tolls you that yen need
•ltI
gt i;nant tr,
—15 SUlGD
EVERY FRIDAY tdOilN
.A •
Txtu--
TIMES OFFIQE,..10SEPHINPSTPIEET
es;
ONTO =S:SO":74114
esu s when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste,rand acts
gently yet promptly on tb.e Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tem effectually, ,dispels colds, head -
hes d
Both the method and r It
ther I.
.But the staircase , diet easy to go
u
Nov`, .aye the elogneut agent,
as if elle were reaching tior, climax 6f
all the .‘otiderfal arlsimitages of the
building, staircase that eiey Linn,
whin ''re gide' opp, ye evouid well
belave that ye're ,down 1
.Th. intendiug tenant usually teipi
tulatee ket tine point,
-aeB." Laurance's, spectacles and eye
miasmas ut Hann ituuCti drug store. Salo,
faction guaranteed. •
ac 9,n fevers and cures laaDitUa I
ags is the
constipation. S/rup
of F.
5 Ind ever 'pro-
dueed, pleasing to the taste and ac.
e stomach temin
its action an.a truly bene n a
effects,' prepared only from the most
n
healthy and agreeable substances its
many excellent qualities commed it
to all and. have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in 75c
bottles by all. leading (:...aggists.
Any reliable druggist who ina.y not
have it on hand :will nrocure it
promptly for any one Nilo wishes
to try.% IkEnufactured only by the
pt
only remedy o it k
ceptabl the to 2
PUT THENISELV IN EVIDENCE:
"few Three St:awful AmerIcans Con.
WINGHA111, ONTA1110.
sauseriptiouprice,st per year,in advance
ADVERTISING RATES:
One3011:17ian I u0 00 I (6°3:10% 11 53202110QQ* 1 1$0111020 li
i
to ., t 33 00 20 00 1 12 00 5 00
(patter 'f 20 00 12 00 7 90' 4 09
Quo Inch 0 00 0 00 2 00 100
Legal mal other casua advettisoments, So. per line
—
for lirst insertion, and So, per line for uneh subsequent
insertion.
lomat notices 100. pee ...tie for fire insertion, and
5o. per line for aach subsequent insettici , No 1°0.1
nonce will be charged lose than 259.
Advertisements of Lost, Found, Strayed,Situations,
and Business Chances wanted, not exceeding ti Utica
nonpareil, 51 per month
Rouses and Paring for Sale, not exceeding 8 lines,
51 for flist month, No, per subsequent month
These terms will bestrictlaydavdliered to
Spacial retsis owitiltehnotus,t aopreotoete ler:served:Les tor lo
accordingly. Transitory advertisements must DC
A.dvertisentants and local noti c
directions, will be inserted till forbid and chargSti
paid in advance
, Changes for contract advertisements must be in
the °thee by Wednesday noon, In order to appear
tisat weak
IL ELLIOTT
PROPRIBTOR AND peewees -
CALIFORM FIG SYRUP CO,
13A14
Z..073EBVII.LE, . 1.T.11:7 ons, N.V
now until the let of January 1894. for I
Some time since thkee tall Americans
$1.75. I —Mr. Robinson, six \ eet, and Bishop
Phillips Brooks, six .feet four inches
I 'high, both of Boston, nd Rev. Dr. Mc-
Vicar, of Philadelphi made in com-
pany a trip to Englan , says the Grip- I
sack. En route they determined that
when they should reach that country
they would travel apart, lest three such
tall men together might provoke re-
mark But arriving at a well-known
town in Yorkshire, and learning that a
lecture was to be delivered. to working- I
men on America, they determined to be
present. Entering the hall separately, I
they took seats apart. As the lecturer i
change, and then teltes' all you have.
Rebecca Wilkinson, of Brownsvalley
Says : "I had been in a distresse,
condition, for three years from Nervoud
aerie, Vt/eakuess of the Stomach, Dyspepsia
.0,11d Indig,estion until my health was gene.
1 had been doctoriug constantly without
lief. 1 bought one bottle of South Am -
which done roe more good
850 worth of doctoring,1 ever did
1 would advise every weakly
e this valnuble and lovely rem -
1 bottle will convince yon.
hisholm's drug store.
JOB MMHG,
TNCLUDINS Books, Pamphlets, Posters, Rill
I Heads, Circulars, &c., dm, executed le the boat
style of the art, at moderate prices, and on short
notice. Apply or address
R. ELLIOTT,
Timis Office, Wingliam.
HOLSTEIN BULLS FOB SALE
Th tiers' med has for sale on Leb 10, Con. 4.
Turnberry, four thoroughbred Holstein Lulls. rang.
ing from 9 to 18 months nid. The above mentioned proceeded, his utter ignorance of Amer -
animals aro all well marked and registered iu the ice, soon became manifest to the three
Canadian Herd T3ook. They will be sold oheap and
are Mart, Valuable than
et • What nonsense 1
fact. Every man has
idea are given away.
nee u.; A DAL- South
hewn atm Cure of Rheumatism
de, r, iditally cures iu 1 to 3
1
ction uputx the system is re -
a my riterious, It removes at
o use of tkae diseaie immediately
are. The teat dose greatly bane -
5 cents. WItrranted at Chisholm's
to a,
on easy terms to suit purchasers. Americans. Finally, however, a state -j
ment ooucerning the ,size of Americans
JAS BiLLIOT,
ritanoe i the least dishonest
o ttcoire wealth, and generosity
only excase,
outlay es for Boys and Girls,
ho"SunliohO sp Co., ermine oder the fol
Owing prizes or y month till further notice, to
boys end girls u 16, -residing in the Province'of
Ontario, who se the trreatot number of "Sun.
I O' wrappers let, 510; 2nd, $6 ; 3rd, $3; 4tho
; fith 5814th Handsome Book; and a pretty
ore to thos who send nob lesuthan 12 wrappers.tsI,
nd wrappers “tunlightu Soap Office, 43 Scott
St., Toronto, n later than 28th of each month, end
merited "Cen atition" ; also givo full name, ad.
*Vet,' age, d number of wrappere. Winners'
auburn will be iddished in rho Toronto Mali on first
dinkurliv in c h month
Breedsr of Holstein Cattle,
Bluevalo, Out.
COUNTY FUNDS TO LOAN.
00 the security of Cultivated Parm, Interest nix
per cent, payable annually. Any portion of the
principal env be repaid at any time the borrower
wishes. All expellees pad by the Constr. .No
person except the County Auditors allowed to see
mortgages or to know to whom money, is loaned,
Apply to WM. HOLMES
Godoriob, Ang. sth 1102. Co. Treasurer
If man did trot gtory in his own, he
0111a rteCtlas the fin,Vil of being ft WO-
W.
Prepare for aibleya,
r‘LEANLIIIESS, care and courage are
reeourese 1 CiVilization against
*ler*. Keep the body sorupulously
'Orden. Eat hot food. Take Burdock
god Bitters to raiintaiu reguler digeee
and 'future pure blood which is the
beat safeguard against cholera or Any
er epidemic.
S AL fISM AN
WANTED.
To sell our unixeolled Nursery Stock. Steady
emplOyment and control of the territory. Have
done business in Canada 35 yews. Liberal pay to
tho right elan, Send for terms.
CHASE BROTHERS CO.,
Colberne,On
was too absurd to be endured in silence.
The speaker had barely time to conclude
a sentence asserting that Americans are
proverbially short of stature, never ex-
ceeding at the utmost five feet ten
inches, when Mr. Robinson arose and I
said :
"My friends, I am an American, and,
as you see, I measure fully six feet. If
there is any other American 'who hap,
pens just now to be in the house, I re-
quest him to stand up."
• An expression of surprise was follow-
ed by roars of laughter as Rev. Phillips
Brooks arose and said:
"I am an American, and ray height,
6 feet 4 inches, occasions no particular
remark in America. If there is 'any
other American in the house, I in turn
request hiin to stand up."
. After a lapse of a few seconds, in or-
der to give the lecturer a little time to
recover himself, Dr. MoVicker slowly
ZETLAND PUMP WORKS. raisedioigohfis6 fmeNr and
began: :to its full
san an Am"— 6
But this was too much, and he could
wish to intimate to the people of Zetland And j not get any further. The audience had
a:mounding country that I hap commenced the
manufacture of ail kinda of lost all control of itself, and the speak-
er's disappearance from the stage
brought the entertainment to a prema-
ture close.
WOODEN PUMPS
can supply them on the shortest notice.
Will also bo in a position theappty Iron and Force
Pumps to order.
Repairing attended to. Prices nutsonable,
J01111 PELTON.0
Zen and, May 5t1to
Wingham Saw and PlaningitIls.
of
The undersigned have now on hand a large stock
DRY PINE,
ItEMLOCX,
TIAABA.Olt,ana
HARDWOOD LUMBER
'Dressed or undressed sax and ex.
xonn Sit0Itt kintxotns,
O. 1 C.SDSIt SHINGLES.
STAV'ES,
nAnantis,
woot.,
fit prices that dety compotition. Parties Intendlig
to build will find to their interest to give 13 11 till
batons placing their orders, as we are dote/miffed
5*5 Id b* ancloreold. Custom work *Wetted 44
protaptl V and SAtisfaetion guarontSad.
Eriii*X4 ON.
d el ay Tz;
Cl 13 0 'SA I 12..
e,ro Avis'
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Links of Information.
Artificial grass far the grounds of sea-
side eottages is one of the industries at
Manchester, England.
An extensive . bed of deep -water
oysters has been found: it is said, in the
sound, about twelve miles froitieSeattle,
Wash,
The City of London covers 687 sentare
miles of land, and yet there are Anieri-
dan tottrists who can "see it all in two
days and have lots of time to take the
evening mail train foe Paris. •
Theloroduction of distilled spirits.of
all kinds ie. the United States in 1391
was 117,186,114 gallons,his exceeded
the product of any previous year, except
1881, when the aggregate was p.4),(528,-
011.
There are chicken factories in New
England that are turning out thousands
of motherless chickens every week more
successfully than by the old method.
In the incubator art leaves nature in the
roar.
A number of retnarkable figuree of
hammered silver, representing mei.,
women and animals, have been exhumed
from a peat bog in Jutland, Denmark,
and placed. in tho National Museum at
Copenhagen,
.4 )1'aetory Loa Genius.
U. Marinelli, who commenced life ag
a factory la& is now chief owner of Le
Petit journal, circulating nearly A Mil.
lion at4 a quartor copioa daily, and pro.
prletor of auroral valuable patents, itt•
chiding the famous rotary printing**
Woe that boars kis lialiallt.
•
wick be,
rectay osecteic,
an a CURE2Y
a )P
hrom,
ASK roR THEW
BIG
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MACDONALD,
JOSEPHINE STREET,
WINC111A11,
IWLER. _
Member College Physicians and Surgeons, uteri.*
-Coroner for County ef Huron -
Office Ilp.stales, next to Mr 112411,011'd WIRT, .MD4,
ham, Ont,
()MCI! IIovas.-0 to 12,a. in., 1 to 6, p. m.. or at
Itrusidence, Diagonal Street.
nit. J. A. MELIBLUM,
L..? Honor Graduate of Toronto University, and.
Member of the College of Physicians :Ind Surgeons of
Ontario.
Office and Reeldence--Cornerof Centre and Patrick
streets, formerly occupied by Dr. Bethune.
WINOILAR • •
Itt VANSTONE.
BARRISTER, SOLICITOR, Etc., Etc '
Private end Company funds to loan at lowest rate
interest. .No eon:mission charged. Mortgages, towe.
and farm property bought and sold
OFFICE—Beaver Block Wisenutt
-ME MU TO
LTC
J. A. MORTON
BARRISTER ITA,
WIngham Out
,,) BYER DICKINSON,
H. W. C. MEYER Q. C. I E. L. Dicam.s.otv, 13. A
BARRISTERS AND soiecrrous, Ere, etc„ So
lititors for Bank of, Hamilton, Commissioners for
taking affidavits for Mailitobn. Yarn., Town and
Village property bought and sold. 3ioney (Private
uodt) loaned on mortgage security at 61 per cent.
11011ey invested for private persons, upon the best
mortgage securities without any expense to the
lender. Lands for sale in blanitoba and the North.
west.
00Ico-Kent's
DENTISTRY,- .1 S. JEit0/1E, '1 IZSUIIAM,
Is manufacturing Celluloid Plates,
-"•-• lapil Vulcanite plates of the bestaiateriai
• as cheap as they Can be got in the .
Dominion. All work warranted.
rainless extraction of teeth by the use of Electrur
ity or Vegetable Vapor.
TARR NOTICR.L1 will extract teeth for 25 cents
each.
OFFICE: Itt the Beaver Block, opposite the, -
Brunswick House.
Unlocks all the clogged Venues of lith
BOwels, Kidneys and Liar, Gaming
nif gradually withotit weakening tho eye -
tom, all the impurities and foul humors
of the secretions; at the same tine Cor-
recting Acidity of the Stomach,
curing Biliousness, Dyspepsia,
Headaehes, Dizziness, Heartburn,
CortStipation, Dryness Of the Elfin,
DrOpsy, Dimness of Vision, Jaun-
dice, Salt Rheum, Erysipelas, Sera -
Ada, Fluttering Of the -Heart, Her-
Vottsnt3aS, and General Debility tall
those and many -other eiviailat Complaints
Yield to the heppyiniluotiosiof BUIIDOGIC
LOOD BITTERS.
FOr Hr.lo bv Dosams.
& C PotorS3 Tata
W m. H. Macdonald, L. D. S.,
DENTIST.
•
OFFICE, - - MASON'S BLOCK
Opposite the Queen's Hotel, Wingham,
VV111 visit Gorrie 1st and 3rd Mondays
of eaoh month.
JOHN RITCHIE,
GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT
Woman,
Oesame
1
D DEANS, JR., WINGDAM,
•
LICENSED AUCTIONEER FOR THE COURVE,
OF lit/RON.
Salo attended 1zi any part of the Co. Charge*
Moderate.
JOHN CUEBIE, Wmonatt, °sr.,
mcansro Ar,JOTIONlititt FOB THE COUNT05
Ali Were left at the 'gnats office promptly attend
ed to.° Tenus reasonable.
NERVa IthO:sittee et
BEAISIS Peatriasetat tralael5461Vaii eletteedt"
Nersoutt Debility Lola V :sad
j b7
inerwrerk. or the eeros or tau
wog or youtls. Tide Rettedy eb.
redidely owes the name *Waste ow* Wpgs 4.a1 sr
asaavnitsra /Ave Wed wiailte Niteroi hydrae.
este $9. /33 134330, Of at* CO/ 33. 0/ sons by_pwia ors
notelpt et price by addroselai THIS JABnii buIDICINY
CO. Tomato. Ges. Visits fee osesiam. , sew hp.
lifteglisie lay A.1., itiAmitirOif
.AithIS HENDERSON, • .
1.teuxitan AUOTIONIIISR 5051 001110158 111:114,41 533
Timmy,
An :sales attended to promptly anti On VA Sliortetc
'lotted.
Chargta Moderato and Satisfaction Guaranteed,
All necessary arrangements can be made at 61.c
Timm' eince
%Yucatan
GODFREY & McASII,
M. 11, Toronto, Members College Physicians an
Surgeons. Ontario.
flutinavu • •
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039311.10
• Money to Loan On Notes,
Rotes Discounted
REAZOITABlit RATES
1 %limey Motored or literigariesiinser rent with
privilege at payliat it di. end ot any eine Notes
feet moven., loollelatsl.
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