HomeMy WebLinkAboutWingham Times, 1892-12-09, Page 7fife Understood, the language. Nrl4tYli•.A to Leis in,
I w44 f•Ir;re's'.3ed HN. 'IL Inagn'313t+ as A boamdting-house in the city Over.
the train slash dui not ""U'ell lased fora hall boy, Among the 'host
that 'i bei le al" l I OIU haft eutclred i of applicants was a rawboned, lanky
the ear at It Rnaallstation i but slay at* i youth., who rang the dour 'bell and
tentiou was attraott d tO the couple in was ;net by tilts laudlady herself.
:Ether an oriel wa,y—=hy tel,A; r'apbie f Want a boy 1 Le asked shifting from
signals. ',one foot to the other.
Two Young 'Pea who bat appodite to Yes, said the landlady, taking an.
each otheracross the aisleweCt, finale^ inventory of the applioaot.
log remarks about them by ticking House rob, by a masons,
with their pocket knives on the metal yes,
arm taif the seat. Be yon she 1.
S weet as a peel), isn't ahs 1 ticked "Yes.
Da the ;young man whose bleat was ins And you want a boy to tend doer,
aarPdiatilly behind the new arrivals rein. errands, trot to the grocery, sit
Yee, replied the order. •,iridal iu a coldball and say'you're out sixty
ate ,couple evidently.
Bee how close he sits to his tootsy•
wootsy:
I Sep.. They are holding eaoh other's
Bands. aren't the'y'i
No; but they are. exchanging lova
,
g1anc�s•
How an :earth do you itup,pose a.
iehump like that managed to catch an
angel
Give iit.tp, •She:sureely couldn't see
..al)ythtug in him to .l mnir'.
•blerlips were,ijitat made for kisses.
That'e•just what •they were.
;Slay:l
Waal
Sill;`
When the rraiu:gate-to the next tun•
nen d stn going to retteh over and kiss
iberl
Yon Wouitlii'•t dere.
Wiry„ L •would. She'd think it wins
,her husband, you know.
Their telegraphic conversation coati.
times •a day, and keep agents and tin
As tit; F'iies.
The email boy who is looking over
his picture boob And his father was.
deeply allsolilt'd in his newspaper..
k'op, inquired the youngster, what
it a tobacco Sly ?
It's tw kind of fly that lays its cgge
ate tobacco plants end produces Lie de
structive tobacco wdr,n, replied the
father without looking up from: his
paper.
The boy turned over another
tivo..
Pop, he asked again,
ter -fly ?
The father who was
itis paper than before.
It's a fly that lays its eggs on but-
peddlers and hide ol''the steps 1 ; ter and—oonfaund it, n hat do you
Yes, said the astonished woman;,
that is 1justw.hat I want.
Mucin ,nosey in it 1 queried the boy,(\
Two dollars and fifty cents a went.
Thomases, or cash down 1
You get your money regularly if
you +earn it.
;f' m ,your huckleberry, misstts. W'ot
kin I dew first—start out on ,a col.
lectin' tower, or Snake the fires lin the
sick boarder's room, or watch .out for
the fellow who is going to slide the
trunk out without paying his board
'bill 1
Look here, said the landlady, you
know too much, f guesswe can't snake
n trade,
All right, nouns. If sperience ;and
.,know how don't go for smoothing 1
,:ain't in it. But you'll be sorry, arum,
when the butcher comes around with
leaf or
what is a but -
snore intent 011
ABlessing to Every I3ousehaid.
HOLLOWAY'S PILLS AND OffirM
1,1
These remedies have Stood the teat of fifty years experience, and oro pronounced the hoot blc
frnmI1y use.
ask so many questions for? Any-
body ought to know what a butterfly
is, abed the boy grinned.
T E PI
Purita'the blood, correctall disorders of the Lim, nouifCU, KIDNEYS AND, llOwk
ryinistirblein.M1 complaints incidental to females of
off 111 nes. -y
Is the only reliable muscly for bad legs, sores, ulcers, and old wounds. Pint. PIlON01113,Ls,
THROATS, COUGHS, rtoLDS, GOUT, RfiEYJgATIS1i, GLAnULAtt SWELLINGS AND A
DISEASES
a 1 HAS
ell NO NMI..
s throughout rho onlwory at 78, New Orford. Late SS.., Oxford Street,
orPurhasers should look to the Label on the Doses and fats. Tf the wddr
not 5I311 Oxford Street, Loudon, they are spurious.
A ltemarkabls Cure.
GF, TLEMEN, About five years ago
noticed on my hands a great num-
ber of soft, spongy warts, very painful, and
which bleed wheu touched,. I never wit-
nessed anything like it, and was quite
alarmed. We are never without &iag-
yakd's. Yellow Oil, and one evening my
little girl applied it to each wart. They
did this several nights and in the morning
the pain and itching was so bad I had to
cool my hands with snow, but finally the 1
warts dropped out and I have never been
troubled singe.
MRs Wm Game, Brighton, Out.
Hard. to Get At.
Inquisitive city people in the coun
try sometimes find stnall satisfaction!
in catechizing , Iittle` country boys t
about their nausea ltnd affairs.. A.
bummer brard"r once said to a small
boy dressed in a broal, straw hat, a
d 1 I f f
et TRY
Bello, little .boy'! • What is your •
,eft herr, for Mai liridrs trnow l►ti taken 1•ast year's bill. I'm the fidni yet o;• gingham waist,
Bello,
and bare.
Gut his pocket knife :lull .clvinineuned + the first water, but you don't— feet
tick, ltd'`this .trs,age ttu the arm of She hired him.—Boston Traveller.
• • REGULATE THE
STOMACH, LIVER e BOWELS,
- AND -
PURT'FY THE BLOOD.
A RELIABLE REMEDY FOR
Indigestion, .Biliousness, Headache, Constipation,
Dyspepsia, Chronic' Liver Troubles, Dizziness, Bad
Complexion, Dysentery, Offensive Breath, and all.
disorder of the. Stomach, Liver and Bowels.
Ripens Tabules contain nothing injurious to the most delicate constitu-
tion. Pleasant to take, safe, effectual. Give immediate relief. Sold by
druggists. A trial bottle sent by mall on receipt of zs cents. Address
THE RIPANS CHEMICAL CO.,
10 Spruce Street, - - New York City.
h 17., .1t •� �,.
wit
h ie seat.;
W.iten the tram gets to,tlt0 next loin- "It Cured Mother"
o ,proposes �
,tel 'GjsO,ch.uin ru oses to r+tacL over ENTLEMEN,—My mother was suffer-
iug from dyspedsta and had no ap-
and 'hammer youc twu beads together petite. Everything failed to cure her until
one day, while visiting a friend's house, I
' •Mill your teeth ,drop nut. .:Seel sats a bottle of B S 13 ,
on the table ori in -
Soon after the two passengers might ,quiriug what they used it for, I soon found
;b14we wee eesn sriea;riug ow to .tlie. out what it cured, and when. I went home
told mother that she should try it. Not
sinukiug car; and alley !remained in 1110 • .withateudiug her objection Ioweut in the
evening and brought home a bottle but it
s[laolirr not 'only wniiH they went its the house a•week
before we could
through the .tunnel, tiut,uuttl they. ,iodine her to write it. AA iaat.as Ube
was
getting worse all the time she oousent.-1 to
. refuelled their ,destination, cry it seri on taking half the bottle found
it was curing bar. Another bottle cured
1'o-vuy• '' ,her and we believe saved her hie. We are
.Bood's•iSa.rsaparilla stands at .the head in;: never without 13 B B now. It is such a
the medieiue world, adutired.iu prosperity t. good remedy for headache as well.
and envied iu merit by thousands of would E WBUTov,15 Delhousie st, Montreal.
be eonapetltorU At has a,Iar;4er sale than
any other .naedieuie. Sash Huot..sss multi Bettor Than Orthography, be wain withttut,pnaiutte merit. l -
'The old man had oiv"I 'his son u
Bnor?H Pn.Ls cit re eousti.watioh by aestor- 1
Ing the peristaltic, action of the alimentary very fair education, al,d after gradua-
canal. Shay " are the Best family.cathartic.. to 11]e
• A Good Memory.
• The number' of \Vashin; ton's sue
viving body servants is phenomenal.
A lady.recently tGruv'"•tiildg its Virginia
was told that certain r.ld negro•elnita.
od the dietinetieta.
So you used ti, 'wait on General
'Washington ? she began.
"res minus ; . I used to Wadi en •tins
General, eualt.
1 surpuse pal remember about his'
cutting down the cherry tree!
Oh, laws, yes, tmastts 1 L was than
lin watched biro out it clan inter
• boards.
Were you with hint when bot crossed.
the Del aware 1
Yes, misses ; I war in de buggy side
o' him when we crossed de bridge.
1 suppose yogi Mae:rt•uaeotbter joule,
of your,master's old friends—Martin
Luther and Alexander and Oliver
Cromwell 1
Uh, laws, misses, I'members 'ens
well 1 I've often brushed the hate 0'
tbeut ge'tnen and stood behind 'em at
the tahltr I
name%
Same as •pa's, saidithe boy.
What's y,,nr •pii'ii'ncane 9
Same,ate
1 meats, what do'they•cait you when
they call you to breakfast 1.
'1'huy don't aa•rrvver ^,all tint. to break-
fnst.
\1'hy doift. Phil
Caust•1 tallcat'git thttreitlie fust one.
eitilliami'Royal Ot'ow5 Remedy, greatest ante on
phenol tism,nteed to Neuralgia, Paralysis eneral Nervous nobility, i
The ]Wan who lets his wife split the
wood t11ay'tnean wehl•1, but Ink 'shonlsiu't
lie allowed to do. all the talking at u.
prayer meeting.
• 'e cL then. e: •
A sample of tradesman
cau';,he took him into hiss re, Any person who can ahow nig' that my.
ow was over nice about a cocoa is injurious to health will receive
•
and
T1r
NOE 613L
ROYAL NAIL SrR,utaaltrS•
REDUCTION IN RATES.
ho Con 'i i<''d that l =
Steamers sail recnIarlt trout
•PORTLAND Aso I.4ALIFq,'•X TO
. P00L�riaLondunlerry.
a tu• n.. DURI:Vo run WINTER UONTns.
•Cabin, 540 mud upwards. Second Cabin,
Steerage at low rates, Wu Cattle Carried.
. Il )
1 • I3 flit, finest iYa•1 k iuislt knuw;l: I STATE1
E. ) '•TEAtISHIPS.
i NEW YORK & GLA$Cf•O
SEI1SrICE 0t
ALLAN L N. F
Tia Londonderry. every Fortnight. Cabin, 54b'
upwarns. Second Cabot 525. Steerage atlow
R R r
p� T I Apply to H. & A. Af,L1N, ]Imtttepl, or
11 U L8 I R I y R 1 i 13ENRY DAVIS; WING.
young fe
Pgreateat ninny things, thlnga, but t„t
boxes gratis.
the father ten .
t►itlde :110 oowulettt, One day an order 11w:t.well's Bronchial Balsams at ill cureany Cough, eJ
I Cold, Bronchitis or Asthma.
mine,in from u custott er,
Denim', is it true thin, extreme ner-
(1 wish to ' eoodne:;s, rxcflteelii,d elle I vousuess will produce itetusela 4 Yes
eon, •that Jones would learn to spell. I uncn saw to ear fuitl of people. throw
What's the matter with Id' inquired
, up their bands when two train robbers
d thew with their pistols.
'Wily he spells coffee with a • .
the father c lieeefahy• covers
1. K.
1To.;dens, he 1 I never noticed it 1 'The• man who always stops to think , ,
(�:f course you never esti, amiiced the yr I LHAMILTO,,,,,
President—Jena STUART.
son pettishly. You never notice ,any- exactly what lir. thinks. Vice•President—A G ltANSAY.,
cane. A.
'ut;
Perhaps bot, my son, replied the �. sermon le time void mlarolls Weill
is ON host 111 t11H world,
A. CLINE & CO,
STONE BLOCK,
Wing: am,
0SEPH COWAN,
Clans STs DLV. Coonr,Co• IIvRON,
AUCTIONEl' l .
ISSUER, OF MARR1AGE; LiIOE.�
CoemsSIONER IN Ii, (1..T., ETD.
VIRUXETER. ONT.
Sole Agents or above
BANK. 0A^ xsV il. TO
to s.
WHAT YOU CAN GET W I N G H A M.
AT
Let I1'' iU w '1st;; to say seldom says
Capital, $1,''250,000. Rest, $650,00
this like that
Ili Tabules relieve t
1'd nitl but there is one tiring lumenout when it d•'rs not illuminate
1 do notice which you will learn by us.
and by, and ,that is that Jones pays
cash.
Rebecca Wilkinson, of Brocvusvalley,
Ind:, Buys; 'I1 had been in a distressed
condition for three years from Neryoua-
Imes, weakness of the Stomach, Dyspepsia
and Indigestion until my health was gcue.
I had been dootoring constantly with no
Itintini Asst Ocean is A DA!.:—South
American 1 11onolatio Cure of Rheumatism
and Neuralgia radically aura's in 1 to 3
days, Its aoticti upon the system is re•
markable and mysteriolts, It removes at
once the cause of the isead' tel
disappears. The first dose greatly bene.
fits, 75 cents. Warranted at Chiehohn'd
drug store,
:4tr, ta'tihut'h (who wants his buy to
help ietiilil 'a cbiekso soul'); Latta play
we are carpenters, and have a Mortar to
build.
Small 4o,1 I That)Il he ri"al
spice, I'll be th" welkin' delegate,
relief. 1 bought one bottle of South Am•
erieau Nervine, which done mm native good
than any $50 worth oi,doctoring IL ever did
in my life. 1 would advise every weakly
person to use this valuable and lovely rem-
edy.'' A trial bottle will convince you.
Warranted at Chisholm's drug store.
J4tttO •sulfite was Oared,
DIVA Sum—My 1{ttle Jennia • was very
`mo whit La Grippe whish left abacieougli
save her tagyard's 1'etteral .i3aleatxt and
Li sown etked her.
. WoJ,lmette,'Ooplsstoti, Ont.
Mistakes.
Do not say she is naw very decripid;
there is no euclh word; say decrepit.
Price as a verb is not in 1115, BO do
not say I wish to prise your goods,but
I wish to ascertain the price of your
goods.
It is better to say I ant gciag across
the bridge,instead of I Atm going over
the bridge.
1.1oloetnber that the adjective le=ss i4
properly applied in relaticin to quailti•
ty, and the adjectives f,3wetr i t relation
110 lase than 20: pounds;
t to ilumbar,. as,
!no 'fewer than 20 persons, tii';buia'
hold.
•
The place to keep up one's spirits—
A haunted house
The great value of astronomy as a
science morally speaking, is that it
tends to (rake people look higher, •
Weekly free Press
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FARM AND HOME
.•: ; FOR 1893 .•.'.
1.Q0 Bath Papers for $1.00
ENLARGED AND IMPROVED
A HIGH CLASS FAMILY PAPER.
'DRUG STORE, I
WINGEAM.
Drugs,
Medicines
and Chemicals,
Fancy and
Toilet Articles,
•
D[REarORS
JOHN PROCTOR, Ot1At, GURNEY, Guo ItoAon, A.
Wean, A, B. Lett (Toronto).
Oashiar—J, TUaN11ULL.
Savings Bank—Hours, l0 to S ; Saturdays,
1. Deposits of 51 and upwards received and inters
allowed
Speelal Deposits also received at eurre
1 rates of interost,
Draftit on creat Britainand the United Stat
bottt;ht and sold
D. WILLSON, Aot
MJSYIS1t & DIO1{INSON,
tIolicitors:
Sponges, ZETLAN» SAW MILE
Brushes,
Perfumery, &c. GEORGE THOMSON Proprietoj
Prescriptions carefully com- l
pounded at all fioursa,u�nber of kinds,
I
First-olasS Shingi41
and Cedar Bees
,
Our stock of medic ines is com-
d f
pietei warrd.1Ytdkl genuine an 0
Each h Ntir ar wilt Contain:
rile gtialtty'-
ltay. Iltt, TALKAok's SsRilo:i delivered the Sunday best
previously.
WARR,.(1, 1 wANDRRINOS"
Actual/00.AL AIA'ran*Illnstrated.
Alit, and
tye>t$�': ,".V'OW �' �1 Coli 'l'urnbi3rry�•1G4 sores;•tJ(l acres
1,Aniti,t' l'AON--Itlustratod.
ASsiuAtT doth rintosesitngreadingutatter
iall4 IYl
OE, ' SALE;
Gar Load Orders a SpeI al
No. S, and the' E' of Lot No.' y
shared; well fenced; frame hones rsntt to 001
Pride. Chid. troller a year In advaudn iti'r°the other buildings,; good orchard, pbeli�►, by!
wlli:ltrAt VIVRE Dana and irAam ANJ) thrifts 062.. •AkelY to iVing11a117,
-.-in all 16 pngss• I C O,t1, Itit'ri1,0141to •
'' 1 0ttlerslr'
s01101t eubstriptirp)st, WM. MOial`
NM ritt;ig titter tion "tSRl+atiEt. f3lw 'athrrOW P O• I,
J1alRtieo of ted' tree er new ,a subscribers. • • , • Gedsrich Aft )
Monis wanted' in suety up epraitep5Sd dlehlotitr Or ON°'►1
delivered to rosy pri'i't
tnaltprd,itiptiystundeote J
dullest x>toatl i
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