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HomeMy WebLinkAboutWingham Times, 1892-11-25, Page 3EIiAppottrartoo Deceived,. to her to come eat( stay a month. You Speaking of hunting, said ft hunter, were talking of inviting; her.. Exactly, and 1 did invite her, 4•4\ reminds lue of 11, little fun. I had some f our ofive years ago. mailed the letter myself. This one r / • Three a us, more or loss sportsmen askea you to mall was one requesting and all jolly fellows, were stopping at her ":•o postpone her visit, and if you a email plane on the eastern shore of had done as I. asked you she would Lake St, Clair. It was M November, have received it before it was time for and the ducks were pretty thick. We her to leave home. Now come in and did some great sh�otizxg 1 eti tell tell her she's. welcome, end that you can't think of letting her leave under you. •,) One day the landlord announced six weeks. that a iiePhew of his a young man .And so Bleohumper went in,—Har- just over front England, was comiog per's Bazar.. up for a few *vas spurt, and he gueseed we'd find •Itim pretty near a dandy on the shoot. pretty soon the young fellow arrived, and our filet glimpse of him decided everything. The boys said they didn't believe he had ever seen a wild duck, much less shot one. He was one of your swell bunters, all togged out in oorduroy jacket aud high top buots, with one of those pat. ent reversible fore-and-aft caps mid a pair of eyeglasses astride his nose. His showed us his gun, •a double.bar- reled pistol grip thieve and blowed a tile on its flue qualities aunt at the execution he could do with it. It came from Etiglund, yi know. Would he go after ducks with us in the morning I Oh, yeas, ho fancied he would, though wouldn't be much spott, be was accustomed to shooting woodcock. and the ducks flew so beast- ly s ow Well, e e fixed things up among oursehes that night We picked out some of our oldebt decoys end anchor- ed them out in a 'beyou a short dis- tance from the shore, then turned in for the night. Our friend was up bright and early next Onorning aud was anXidus to allow hie, skill. We made some excuse about. not being quite ready, but told him that it he would go over to yon - del bayou he might get a shot before breakfast. He pot off with much splashingof paddles and • great show of nbeution find was soon out of sight in the reeds. Allowing him time to roach our denoys, we followed and soon Beard the sharp`,1ang 1 bang 1 of his utile Before me could reach him we heard anieber doublet repeal; Ex- ploding with laughter at .our success we beetened to the spot. Did be fill the decoys with lead I No 1, Say., he had bagged four as pretty banvits-backst as you ever saw. —Detrot Fre Press. eHanesome is that hepasome does," and if Hood's Sarsaparilla doesn't do hand- somely thee nothing does. Have you ever tried it ? Quincy cored. QENTIJBMEN,-1 used to be troubled. , with quinsy, haviug an attack every winter. About live years ago I tried Bag- yards's Yellow Oil, applying it inside my throat with a feather. It guiokly cured me aud I have not been troubled since, I Oniy a Young Lady. A prize story is told on a dietin guished editor and genuine coloael of this city. It huppened steveral weeks ago. The colonel strolled isitoe.well known hotel one evening aud was at CMCQ engagei in eoaversation with the manager, and old friendauarmy eon, - rade, says the Louisville Ocnnuiereiel. After passing the current news of the day something Beamed to recur to the aleatory of the hotel keeper, and he remarked with a grave face: Col- onel, hotelmen sometimes have most. eintilar experiencee. Au oveurrauce of extraordinary eharauter .113ppE41011 in the hotel to -day. A.young Indy cause here— would you believe it 1—without a thread of clothilig on her, always keep it in the house. What I exclaimed the oolonel, not Ales .1 M Lewis, Galley Ave., Toronto, Ont • A Generous Man. Harkins, said old Mr. Barlow to his foreman, 'the firm has decided to in- augurate adsystem., of profit sharing with its.eihp/oyeee Good ,enoulgliE replied Haskins.. What were the firm's profit last year ? Last year the firm lost $7,000.: That necessitates a cut of teu,per cent., in wages under tbe new system. Tell the men the new arrangement goes into effeet immediately, Harkin. His Wife's Letter. 1 wish you would mail this letter as yogi go iown town, Jim, said Mrs. • Dloohniiiper to her husband es he rose from tlie breakfast table. 1 nen very anzious for mamma to ge it early to- . • mot ro .M1 right replied Bloobuinper. Re put it in his pocket with this mental observation : 1 slionld not be surprised if 1 forgot to mail this. Mary has been talking for a week about inviting her mother to coast down for n months Visit, but I don't know that 1 am anxious to aid in forwaidiog the invitation, seeing that I would rather the old lady re- mained awry. • Did you mail that letter I gave you this morning I asked Mrs. Bloobutue per, when her husband came home that night I Certainly, replied the unbinshing prevaricator. When he returned later the confronted lett told ate last mailed that letter to Well ? Well, you duin't. Oh, yes, t Don't tt4l in' any truths. If you had nituniva would led BOW. Here now'? OLLOWAY'S OINTMENT AND PILLS — Doegerous Chest Ooniplaints.—Toe enumeration of these diseases is scarce- ly necessary, as ..unfortunately, most Euglislimen. know them to their cost. Coughs, common colds, influenza, bronehitis, pleurisy, inflammation of the lungs, and even consumption 111 its early stages, are best treated by , rubbing Holloway's Ointment tiptoe the cbest and upou the back between tLe shoulders. it penetrates internally, cheiks the cold shiverings, relieves the overgorged lungs, gradually removes the oppression from the chest, and restates the obstructed respiration, hitherto so distressingly disagreeable and highly dangerous. In treating thhi clash of diseases, Holloway's Pills should always be taken while using his Ointment; they purify the blood promote peispiratioe, and alley den. a little startled at such a strange re- cital. A young lady—why-y-y— what ? His friend . repeated his statement. Gooct gracious ! ejaculated the now astonished colonel, catching his breath She must have been detneeted, On the contrary, returned the oifier. 1 think shy bad very good sense, al. though she didn't seem to knew very much. Well, asked the eolonel, curious to know the rest of the story, you didn't leeher gi; away in that condition ? 011, wee she 15 still in the hotel, I believe. All wife found some gar- ments and put, them on her. Vliy, where did she come froin was the colonel's next query. This was an unexpected question, and the other party of the conversa- tion hedged Well, said he, my wife first called my attentiuu to her. She was very protuising specimen, and when we put her on the scale she tipped it at 10- p00nds, The colonel .blushed and knelled, and laughed end blushed again He war it absorbed with his own reflect- ' ions that he almost forgot tO H.N.Lend ili ii COI) v011lIonsi congratulatiOnz.. 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