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HomeMy WebLinkAboutWingham Times, 1892-11-18, Page 6tyk 1,1% riest -.listening to the whipponville. Yon t 41.4 / lit ,41131;,?,) , kept sighing,. By and hy yen Ituelt :at my feet,. tool; one of my hands in both of yours and said that our hooey Y, NOVEM BER 113, 1892. moon should last forever. When ; mather eagle out and eought you, you The Rumor oZ quad. t, pretended to be looking ell around for — 'a lost nickel, Don't you remember (Tannins INIORD TILAX ENTAU- 7 Mrs la B Bowser 1 eftsPed 3)114: Bow- wi. sat down here to spend a plea - ant eveeing 1 But this is -nice exelaitned wa.w ashe off Ills elms In, the bosom of my family 1 (tt lute the rocking ()hair the is. eveulne. Yoe may talk 1 felt a tenderness for you, Mrs Bowi-or, but there'a Molly/lie I pity men who It utas se Pea of you. no homes na glad yun like to spend your nea at. !..-aulti elle replied. $ thie 14 nice1 musingly continued mem' as Le spred out his feet lam The• Oity Girls 'Water thew Iiorees, W W fl.Il1 a young farmer near Moutpelier, Vt enjoyed himeef amp. ly a few days ago iu watching a couple of city girls Attempt to weer theist horses et the trough at his place. The horses were checkeil up and of CoUrse QOt2hl ty,t got their noses down to the water. Thle seemed to surprise the young ladles ut fiest, but finally zeal' izog the troulde, they bath got out of the buggy, and going behind lifted up on the hind exile, and after raising the bind wheels clear of the ground, peep, ed around the sides of the vehicle to see the horses drink, Finding that Elut yon have maligned and insulted the horses didn't seem to know enough Me, and turned this room auto a regal to stick their lioadsi down at the Berne alar bar -room You have called me time they raised the hind wheels one fool an idot, a oahbage head And an girl remained behind to hold the buggy ass ! Yon have made out that I did up aud the other went to the horses' subbed his haocts, I feel in the not know putty from strawberries 1 L heads ancl tried to pull their noses for regular old.fashioned visit now see how it is that the husbands down to the water, gilt Husband aud wife should' sae driven from home, and how they After laughing till he shook grow old to each other, 1 think become villians and criminials 1 Vhis several boards off the side of Ought to sit down now and then is my lost evening at hoe! To -mor. the blacksmith shop from where he, enew tl, eir coertship. row ;tight I— watched the girls 1if oi the buggy bink so too, and 1 know, it would Why, Mr Bower, we are talking* and poi( the horses heads till they tter fOr both, I about love and calling up old recol, were red in the fact and almost ready as reading an article in a news lootiona, to cry, Will went to their assistance the other day which sa'd that a To -morrow night, Mrs Bowe, I go and unchecked their horses. )'moon founded on Jove should to my club, next night to the lodge, I The youug ladies gazed at first in r end. I think curs was founded the night after to the prize fight, and; bewildermeet, and then with a kind Vo5), • rii artily bring up in a saloon. It's of don't -you -ever -tell look at each Complied Mrs Bowser, I think it not my fault, I am Omni from home :other calmly tucked the robe around Don't yon yemernber how you —maliciously and designedly driven t Loam, leanedback in their seats, and to say you would willingly jump trona ray own fireside, and you must after waiting for the burses to drink Niagara Palls for me 1 During take the cousequences. Good night, lame off, leaving Will to sit down" on1' st three months of Mrs Bowser. I realize now why : the eoruer of the trough and rnminate you me in t) say that I ever honeymoons end—why husbands grow over the city girl and their wayof doing! e use of any such iornfool expres- cold and sareless—why the divorce things. courts are overwhelmed with applica'i s that? demanded Mrs Bowser, eel tions on the part of husbands 1 y aroused to a state of activ Sally Was Reassurred. And he stalked stifly off to his den After I had bunked .clown on the rtainly, dear. For the last three and banged the door otter him, kl --re floor of the• squatters cabin and had ths of our courtship you came Bowser retnembered the evening when been given ahout a quarter of an hour • to the'bouse three times a day, he had aeeidently pinched her finger to goamleep I heard the woman ask you said— in the gate and was so worked up over . her husband across the lire place: rs Bowser, what are you talking it that he talked of suicide ; also the Jim, when be un gets up in the tI be shouted as he rose op with occaeion when she was bit with a taus% morning will 'aim ask for soap antoni }Anti) on hie cheeks. 1quito and he declared lie would devote Of co'se not, replied the man. bt havo called two or three times the rest of his. life to annihilating the Fur towels? • ek in answer to your urgencs, but bests end loving her. No. 't try to make put that I had no Won't 1ii nn eskfer whiskey ? ette. t lTaint very hard to convince a task.; P t•vitt that , retnetutwr tete evening in particul- she said, as if to herself There fuji moon, and the sky was hoot a amid We sat on the pizza you iistiil on .holding my bard. at •tench, Mr„ Bowser ! Its a. heap re likely that, you wanted tue. to .1 itt Yes 1 rptnein bar now—tliat put on a ,j)Ve.1 th At 1 was obliged hold tr. sailer she w'nt on,never ming; him, w.' were strolling in the den: You lied bPen quiet for a g, long trrn.1 I asked yO'u what were thiakinit of, "and you put ur arm around me 'and said you how unworthy yon were, bat wol 1 realer every effort to make life It:Toy, I saw tears. in your "8, Mrs :$owser yott are talking to use demanded as he bobbed up again. Certainly, dear, And you mean to say that I passed y such remarks as. that 1 Of course. payet that his taxes are too much. Nor e comb fur him's hair? • He who bunts for truth with dogs No. returns with a bag full of lies. Beckon km an will luok fur coffee No no one can be truly brave wli is not trying to be wily good. The equalty of man depends no' upon his birth, hut upon Ids respect for soap ant water. BrotItgr Talmage says there are lot uf men who start for heaven too lat to get past querantilm. :The director of a matrimonial agenc says the young girls ask ouly, Who i he 1 the young widow, What is bi position the old widows. Where i A !Rile of the kindness that i shown sick people when it is knowt o and taters 7 ; Of co'se not. t ' Nor fur sugar or hatter 1 s No. I Reckon he will 'at pone s and say ntalliti e ' Benin and bacan i Jim, I wish we had , towels and • enap and brush and Comb for ho nn, she continued after a bit. Sally, you putty nigh blind,1 reek- s on he exclaimed in reply. Can't you see he is ti :Jolt:matt% and dotuf ytf own seuse figeer 16 out that no gentle- man ever uses sich truck When he can possably doge it ?—N Y Sun, they are going to die if given sooner would perhaps SaVsi them from dying. —Atchison Globe. Treyers—How long does your son take at college? Dobson-4hat's just the question I asked. He wrote btok that it would 1)6 two Mil with (ever! Never 1 Never ! MI worthy turn. you 1 The Idea 1 Tears in ,,, y , . How would you like to be thresh Is 1 'You'd better consult; a (Iwo'.'as 1 ant ? complained the wheat to the out the top of your head I Like corn. I would a, goal. deal rather be ler young men under similar ciroutn., thrashed than have my ears pulled Ames, I might have been a little flat answered the eorn, t 1 never acted the part of an idiot i It doesn't pay to build any kind of speaking about honeyraoone, said ' a house ea 41 poor foundation. re Bowser, as she looked into Yuan- • Anything that makes us take an en, dn o't you remember the f4VOtling" seifi gi inteVezit in oaten Maims tis ither Came out on the piazza and i better . es a nd nd von kneeling at my feet 1 f. if: there were no troubles to talk krever Xever f I'd have teen you Id t t all your relations in Texas before! 1 ahousome people would always be have rnade such a fool of myself 1 1,"911"t" :t Was the night. Ma Mr Pr:iteitard'S I Nothing keeps stingymaohow e hacitoci of the bridge, and killed 14-441"Ig but the risk of the the thing. 3. 1 When you want to find a cowed' !rover heard of Mr Pritchard, or bunt uo, the WWI W1l0 )(BOWS hR Mr Pritchard's Old bone orold, Ivr°0g. • igs 1 Inheritante is the least dishonest t WAS aboot aa hoar before vi e .got r way to squire wheith, and generosity d o tha accident, quickly contin- is its only axou-so. Oita pewter. Wa sat 611 the Pim' tePtuteribe for the Tuns, Musings. How a man hates to give away a fifteen sent • 1 No woman who haschildren regards her life as quite a failure. A man eau learn mere in one day's trouble t,han Ile one in a year of joy. A man who allows- his head to he to bo turned by every compliment paid Inm aeon has it twisted afl. A. roan will masa his conseietnie cover the way ho earns a dollar by spending h the right tvay, A wolf makes a -mistake in wearing sheep's clothing, He never deceives anyone, and the sheep skin never its hint, igve6 task you neglect when you go flway on a vacation meets you at the depot with all its friends and rel. eaves when you Come back, —Saeuenav *Latour tio/n4 0outoort..-“ These who carne to see ue hist Saturday night understand what our idea of sell- ing cheap means, Don't miss Saturday night at M. IX.MoNnoo's. 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