HomeMy WebLinkAboutWingham Times, 1892-11-18, Page 3A G.Q0,CI, Definition of Wife. • noses ties way they waut 'em to go,
• The RiOtty school teacher, for a The tax on licher improves ite teist.
Them as votes stood bev ther say,
mid them as works shood git ther
pay.
Petrintism with poverty
sheat rellick.
litticilivertisement, had asked her
class nv the best eriginal definition for
wife, and the' boy in the corner had
promptly responded, A rib.
She looked at hint reproachaby, and
'As laded to the boy with areamY (les,
who seemed anxious to say something.
;t4t. Mateo guiding star ad guardian angel
said, in response to the nod,
sa. helpmeet, put in a little flaxen -
haired girl.
Ono who soothes man in adversity,
suggested a demure little'ttirl,
• And spends his money when he's
flush, added the lueorrigible boy in
. the corner,
; There was a lull and a pretty, dark-
Gushy her turn mime, says the Detroit
eyed girl, solo!, slowly Tribune.
Oh, doctor, she exclaimed, with an
A wife is the enemy of spinsters.
effort to he calm, ruy saes are making
One who makes a man hustle, WRS
is a Out -
Applications.
It takes only three to thoroughly remove
Dandruff, stop itching of the scalp, and
make the hair soft and pliable. In fact,
Anti -Dandruff is a portent hair tonio--all
say so who use it,
An 'Ulterior Motive.
The woman was far from Composed
when she entered the oculist's offiee.
During the ten minutes she had to
wait Elie grew very ill at ease. Even -
the next suggestion. me Iniserable.
This man of scpnce bowed.
And keeps him froin making rt.fool
WIt.,4' of himself put in another girl. How do those lines look to you 11 he
Someone for a man to find fault asked,
He pointed to a chart on the wall.
with when things wrong, said the
r
sorrowful little maiden. Eali.m
well—
Stop right there, said the pretty The woman was obviously scared.
school teacher, That's the best definis —they seem all right—er—that
tion.— St. Paul Pioneer Press. is—
The oculist was surprised.
Rebecca Wilkineon, bt Brownsvalley, Don't they look a little blurred? he
ind, says : "I had been iu a distressed
condition, for three years from Nervous- inquired.
, nese, Weakness of the Stomach, Dyspepsia, The woman seemed to experience
and Indigestion until my health was grant,
I had been doctoring constantly with no
relief. I bought one bottle of South Am.
erioan Nervine, which done me more good
than any i150 worth of doctoring 1 ever dict
in, my life. I would advise every weakly
persouto use this valuable and lovely rem-
, sdy." A. trial bottle will convince you.
• , Warrruted at Chisholm's drug store.
Gems of Thought.
God had one Son ou earth w ttlout
sin, But never one without suffering —
Augustine.
Forbearallee Ceased,
bee here! pelted the wrathful man
as be took off his hat and showed a
head us bald as a campaign lie.
Yee, I see, said the druggist. Did
you ever try any nuparalleled capillery
renovator ?
That's just what 1 did, answered the
baldheaded men in tones of wrath, and
here's the resolt,
The druggist mused a moment.
It works that way sometimes, he
eaid. The hair grows so fast, Una it
pulls itself out, by the roots. Now, if
you will only atrengthen your scalp by
using a few bottle s of my aoseeistical
scalp balm—
At this point they clinched.
A Complicated Case.
MBAR SIRS,; ---I was troubled bilious-
!..." nese, headache and lost appetite. I
'could not rest at night and was very week,
but after using three bottles of 13 B 13 uy
appetite is good and I am better than for
Vesta past, I would not .now be without 13
B1.1, and am also giving it to my children.
Mns WALTER, 13URNEI, Maitland N S.
The electors of Amliersthurg on
Monday last rejected two by-laws to
grant $25,000 for the extension of the
Sand wioli indsor Authersthurg
Railway iWes
from Sand wieh to Amherst -
burg, and the ocher to grant $6,000 for
an extension of the M 0 R into the
town.
, A Dangerous Cold.
DEAR SIRS—My little girl last winter had
a very bad cold which almost resulted in
it 0
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relief at once, congestion of the lungs. After doctoring
with her for three months without success •
•
Yes, yes,she hurriedly deulareti,they I tried Ragyard's Vectorial Balsam, and
are awfully blurred, come to notims, two bottles of it cured her. She is now .
healthy jtud strong.
closely. . MRS $ABIUEL MULHOLLAND, HaMiltOS Ont. .
The doctor wrote .a few words on a I
piece of paper.
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what lies dimly in the distance, but to The oculist knit his brows in per- !
do what lies clear y ianc y e. plex ty.
that in marrying my daughter ou
aud convinced that
• REDUCTION IN eas•Ss.
e With getting pretty red in the Rheumatism; yes, and NEURAL-
Labas Liner
2 -oz. Bottle,
I hope you appreciate the feet, sir,
1 I I 0 •I i
• Sin is usually seconded With sin ; a —the vertiole lints appear more dis-
• marry a largeshearted, generous girl tlis tinest,
tintn seldom commits one sin to please, Omit.
nut lie commits another to defend Wliy, to be pure 1 Of course they do I do, sir (with emotion), and 1 hope
himselt.--Dr. Seuth. • Yes, much more distinct. I: she inherits those qualities from her
If there be evil,let us remember that Iler voice was trembling noticeably. father.
we may bewail over it—hut living in a What is the character of the indis-
r time of datielty, that we may work.—
tilletness 1
T. T. Lynch. It was the final straw. Overwroght
nature succu re bed .
Opportunity has hair iu frout, be -
Oh, doctor, doctor, don't ask—
.
. hind she is bald; if you seize her by
She rose from her se tt in confusion.
the foreloele you nilly hold. her; but,
—tn. ,111 confess, 1 must con -
if suffered to e.aatpe, uot Jupiter hitn •
fess. There's nothing the matter with
• self can entail her • agaiu.--From the
my eyes. Nothing at all. But—
Latin.
If it costs much to be a, zealous and
successful OhriFltian,it will cost infiu
tely more tel live and die.an impenitent
sinner.
Bible.religine coati self-denial ; sin
coats self-destruction.—Theurlore L.
' Cuy ler.
Tee atnuemout of Christ did nut
originate • • inorcy ; mercy originated
atonement. Mercy is not bought by
Christ's death; but Christ died that
mercy might be exercised in. at:cot-d-
e ance. With justice.—Joseph ;Leckie.
Mouthy ?rluaa for Days and Glr11.
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boys ItIld girls under 18, residing in the Province of
Ontario,. who send the greatest number of -Sun-
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Oar in each month.
jt Judge Wexent's Proverbs.
WhItchever politikln party that has
tie loot to get wants the most sivil
lirvis
Gittin) riteh nu politicks is a bad
sine. •
We a powerful bad practise to put
lieker hi your politieks.
Ta.lkin' patriotism ain't doin' pet-
riothen by a bete shot,
The A.merikati angel has got the
most diferunt brood of enny burd that
ever sot on Hilo,
Wit 1 Finish known.
The Bead Surgeon.
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either in person or by letter onsuu, all chronic
diseases peculiar to mom Men, young,old, ,
or middle.aged, who fold themselve nerv-
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down from excess or overwork, resulting in
many of the following symptomM
s: ental
deprossion, premature old age,loss of vital-
ity, loss of tneniory, bad dreams, dimness
of sight, palpitation of the heart, emissions
lack of energy, pain in the kidneys, head'
The sudden solemnity in her face ache, pimples on the face or body, itching
betokened a deep and poignant re,,rot. or peculiar sensation about the scrotum,
---1 would so love to hare one of wasting of the org,ans, dizziness, specks bo,
t.,
fore the eyee, twitching of the museles,eye
lids, and elsewhere, bashfulness, deposits
of the urine, loss of will power, teuderoess
of the scalp and spine, weak and flabby
muscles, desire to sleep.failure GO be rested
by sleep, constipation, dullness of hearing,
loss of voice, desire for solitude,exottability
of temper, sunken eyes surrounded with
thoue beautiful elite I -handled lorg-
nettes 1
The Oculist was not due of the stern
sort of men, and ventured no reproof.
• nutetri mix, oily looking skin, etc, are
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OLF,RIL OTB DIV. 001312T, CO. HURON,
AUCTIONEER,
ISSUER OF MARRIAGE LIC7S•
COBILSISSIONED IN H. 0. T., ETO,
WROXETER, ONT.
BANK OF HAIVIIIATON
WINGHAM.
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