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Mk w how often d
yon get shevod.
Mr MOS.wet--About four times
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week on the average.
Howir! '•
oli time does it usually re-
quire
About Italian hour.
Half an boor an hour four times a
week That's two hours s week,
four an4 one third days in a year, and
nearly a month iied a half in ten
years. Think of it, Billie,er 1 if yoa
should let your bend grow you would
save time in ten years—
Bat look here Lobelia' Great Scott
don't wt to.let it grow. Did you
'ever see ine with a full set of whisk-
ers
No, but.—
Well let it be the Cause of the most
heartfelt joy and /gratitude you ever
experienced, Lobelia, that you never
ddi With a fall beard, roadant.I
look like a CCoOn ut in a it of delirum,
tremens. I tried it once years ago.
Pegs harked at me on the street,
children fisd fromme in terror, foot-
pads who caught a glimpse of me by
moonlight or the pile., flickering rays
ot n street' lamp, dropper' their sand
bags and .sletnk trembling up the alleys
and I was offered S60 a week and all
'expenses by a •dinte museum man for a
years engagement.. •My portrait was
hawked all over the' •country a tire
most nidious.
I don't believe any of that stuff,
Billiger, and Vila save=
Dont iiite•reupt me, madam. My
beard grows straight out, up .dosei,
sideways, every bristle for itself, like
the spines on the fretful chestunt 'teen, solemnly, see here—now who'n
Tv. ".n.
CurIng a "Tantrum "
Mrs.Murdoo had one of her peculiar
attacke the other day. She felt it
coining ou all the afternoon, but re.
strained herself until her docile epouce
came home at 6 o'olook, when filie got
the word and started off On a kite -
A Heroic, Husband.
So you have given up smoking to
accomodate your wife, said Judge Pot.
terby to llostettler McGinnis.
Nes. she wanted me to give it up,
and I did so.
Didn't you find it pretty hard to
shaped track, She went to the quarter give it up ?
Yes, 1Sillffered n groat deal
the first week, but atter that 1
right.
11 What did you take ti ally th
ling for tobacco,
I took to smoking again.
flayed the waving right off.
without a slip; turned iuto the back
stretch at a ball hearing gait; passed
the three quarter pole going smooth
and was coming dawn towards the
wire like anold campaigner, when Mr
A,Iurdoe, who was feeling unneually
brisk, attempted to call her back with
a mild protest. That started her again
and she trotted another heat. As.she
came up the stretch again the old man
began to feel a sort of pneumatic tire
and ventured :
But Edna,.
Don't talk to me you miserable
brute, she shouted.
The old man sighed apologetically.
You kliow• you're a lazy, good fer
n u thin'—
Alt right, 'Liza—
Ole varreit without one spark o'
manhood.
lie clic] not question the statement
YOu'd let yer wife Svork her hands
off an' die in thfrpoor 'rause.
There was no protest filed.
You great kulicie' round-snosildered,
lop -sided, lantern-jawed, knock-kneed ,
Ooo •cemooli 1
She clenched her hands as if she
lonied to strangle him. Be didn't
• seem to tnind it now. lie was waiting
The Price She Paid For
for the storm to subside.
Oh,'you hold-heaned—
; See here, now, 'Liza, said the old
during
felt al
e erav.
hat al
su
prem.
.A.Blessing to Every liour,ehold.
HOLLOWAY'S PILLS AND OINTMENT
These'rcinedies have Merl the test of Ofty years experience, and are pronounced the test 1l, OLIN%
Pamily 1150.
TE PIX414.9
Purifp the bloo4,1 correct all disorders of the LIVER, STOMACH., EIDNEYS AND PA/Y.11LS 4
invaluable in all conmlaints incidental to females offoll ages.
r111-1 00.
Is the only reliable remedy for bad legs, sores, ulcers, and old wounds, FUR IlItoNtO11118, BODE
TliltOATB, couGDS, noLDS, GOUT, IWEIIMAT1SM, GLADULAlt SWELLINGS AND ALL SKIN
DISEASE'S IT HAS NO EQUAL, unnutacturea only at 75, New Oxford. Late 1133, WON
and sold by all Medicine "Vendors throughout tho world.
EW•Purbasers should look to the Label on the Boxes and. Pots, if the address
not 185 Oxford Street. Loudon, they are spurious.
BAY.
City Lady -e -Mr Barnyard, we found
a gold ring in the crop of the turkey
you sold us.
l+Jr Barnyard—Just my durn luck I
Mariar wanted that oue.for our dinner
but I was herd headed and sold it.
After this. she can have her own way.
lVlariar (aside)—I fed that 'ar ring
to the bird with fay own hands, and
naow I reckon Cher ain't no doubt
wile's going tO do the bossing.
The Fear of Beath.
The fear of death is excited by any sev.
ere attack of disease, especially colds or
coughs. This need not be where Dr
Wood's Norway Pine Svrup is kept on
hand for family nee. This unrivalled
remedy cures coughs. colds. hoarseneee,
asthma, bronchitis and all throat and lung
diseases. Price 25e. and 50d, Sold by
druggists.
Pay what u n Us.
A basket factory is to be established
I in.St Catharines at once,
chnl..en has hroken out at \knell.
lee, France, owing to had water.
'burr, and it grows in every shade and thunder's to. blame fer that? Indigestion cured.
And Eliza did not answer.' indigestion by ul4ing rally three bottles of
B 13 B. and truthfully recommended it to
/t Berets Jack lirrost. all sufferitift from the same malady.
DEAR SIR—We have used Ha
in
GEmTLEsrnx,—I was thoroughly mired of
color, from brindle tc' vs rmillioh .and
(re back again. If you could see we 0 aoe
Willi a hedge fence MI over my face
ynu world—
But think of the time you lose in -
The time I loan 1 Look here ! flow
often do yon fix your hair ?
Every day in my life, of course; but
•• that's different.
dtifert.iit. is it, hey How
long4oes it take to 6x it 1
I think you're just as—
You needn't answer.' I knew how
long it taizes. rve seen you do it
often enough. tt takes you half an
'hour every blessed day of your life to
look after your frizzes, if that's what
yon, them. Think of Half an
hour a day, three hours and .a half a
week, nearly eight days in a year, a
whole year in forty-eight year's, and
over two years in a.century I Lellelia,
yon'd. better go and look after the baby.
—Chicago Tribune
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Yellow 01110 our family and Irw. itra's
is a eure cure for Lumbago and frost bites.
My wife was so bad with lumbago that
•slie could notstraighten herself, and Yel-
low Oil completelyoured her. It has been
OLIVER ALLEN, Owen Sound, Ont
Racked With Rheumatism,
MBAR STBS,—For ten years I suffered
V with rheumatism in spring and fall.
I have been confined to bed for months at
atirne, but since using 73 13 B, I have not
suffered from it at all. I MAO Suffered
from the dyspepsia, which has not troub-
led me since using the BB,B, and I there-
fore think it is a splendid medicine.
Mae ABIELIA. BEENN, Hayasland, Ont,
1..1na DAVIDSON,
..••••••••••mormanomoresommlaw•ftwor....
REGULATE THE
STOMACH, LIVER e BOWELS,
AND
PURIFY THE BLOOD.
A' RELIABLE REMEDY FOR
Indigestion, Biliousness, Headache, Constipation,
Dyspepsia, Chronic Liver Troubles, Dizziness, Bad
Complexion, Dysentery, Offensive Breath, and all
disorders of the Siomach, Liver and Bowels,
Ripens Tabules contain nothing injurious to the most delicate constitu-
tion. Pleasant to take, safe, effectual. Give immediate relief. Sold by
druggists. A trial bottle sent by mail on receipt of x5 cents. Address
HE
TRIPANS CHEMICAL CO.,
to Spruce Street, - - New York City.
Ilteli,Llbeille4
bete1041.
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TRY IT AL 14 15 LINE
ROYAL STEAMSHIPS.
and convinced tht
Don't count your notes till they 14 reLIa. b .
kat:heel. L. F
St Louis Boy—What do folks mean
when tl.ey advertise that want live
The Devil to Pay. boy to do things ? Chicago B
The phrase, the devil to pay, is n o
so profane in its orign nor so illegiti-
mate as some inight suppose. In
every printing tax is a y•outlifil
spee'inen of humanity who ,cannot be
underetandingly designated to the
craft without borrowing the Plutonic
appellative. , The phrase in question
doubtless originated in a printing
office On the occasion of the Saturday
night's settlement of weekly auvounts.
The publisher, with to scent purse, re•
ceives the orninious call of hie fore-
man.
! Well, John, how is it 1 What must
I pay von to -night 1
Typus pants five dollars, and Shoot.
ifig stick wants four, and Oolumnrulfs
says he must have seven.
You'll clean the out entirely. Alv
subscribers haven't done a thing at
paying up this week. But let's see.
1 here's the money.
His Wife's Newest. Go-wn. 1 And, sir, Ishould like a few dollars
A couductor on the Internationalfor„, myeelf, That's bad. But her
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' and great Northern once told me a you have it—A.1! I've got,
queer story, remarked Ezra Morgan. , 13ut, sir, you forgot— there'e the
His name. was Painter, and his run I devil to pay.
was froni Galveston to Willis Tex. And can we wonder that hereafter,
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He said that Shortly after his marri- when the Poor Publisher' wishes to
age he made a compact with his wife pertieulaq emphasize what he deemed
that whichever died first should ap- Ito be a perfect crusher in the wary of
near to the other. She only 'lived business, he sorrowed his significant
phrase1 1'
REDUCTION IN RATES.
Steamers sail ret nIar1V iron
PORTLAND AND HALIFAX TO LIVEr-
p0 0 L sin Loodurrii07.
In�l
DORM THE WINTER, .310,NTI13.
Cabin, 810 ands upwards. Second Cabin, 525.
Steerage at low rates. No Cattle carried.
STATE) SEIWIOE OP
ALLAN LINE
L E..1 TEAMSHIPS.
Is the finest We. Finish known.
mean they don't want tt St Louis boy,
s'pose.,,
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The need Surgeon.
Of the Lubon Medical 'Company is now at
Toronto. Canada, and may be consulted
either in person pr by letter on all eh ronio
diseases peculiar to man. Men, young,old.
or middle-aged, who find themselve Derv.
ous, weak and exhausted. who are broken
down froth excels or overwork, re4nIting in
many of the following, symptoms: Mental
deprossion, premature old age,lnss of vital-
ity, loss of memory, bad dreams, dimness
of sight, palpitation of the heart, emisNions
lack of energy, pain in the kidrieys, heal.
ache, pimples on the face or body. itching.
or peculiar sensation about the scrotum,
wasting of the organs, dizziness, 14pecks
fore the eyes, twitching of the mustriles,eve
lids, and elsewhere, bashfuluese, deposits
of the urine, loss of will. power, tenderneme
of the scalp and Emilie, weak. and ti,ibby
muscles, desire to sleep,failure to be rested
by sleep, conatipation, dullness of hearing. W*1-1A.T YOU CAN GET
loss of voice, desire for eolitude,excitability t.
of teinper, suplren eyes surrouurled with
LEAD incLE, oily looking skin. etc. are
all symptoms of nervous debility that lead
to insanity and death unless cured, The
spring or vital force having lost its teneion
every function wanes iu consequence.
Those who through abuse committed in
ignorauce may be permanently cured,
Send your address for book on all diseases
peouliar to man, nooks sent free sealed.
Ileart.disease, the symptoms of which are
f i
nt ime11 s, purple li tiumbitess , •P}dints.,
about a year, and shortly after her
demise, while he was sitting roaamg
one,ev.ening; she .laid her hand on his
shoulder. She talked with him a few
• minutes as freely as though in the flesh
then, picking up a pair of ahears that
laid on the table, said ; After 1 am
goue you Intl doubt that 1 appeared to
yon. You may think it a dream or a
hulluclnation..Reop Owns n souvenir,
and doulit not. She out a piece from
HUBREFI PAINT.
is the best in the world.
J. A. CLINE & 00,
STONE BLOCK,
Wingliarn,
' Sole Agent,, for abwie
tion, skin beats, hot flushes, tush of blood
to threheact, dull pain in the heart with
beatS strong. rapid end irregular, the
second heart beat quicker than the first.pain
about, the breast bone, etc, eau positively
be mined. No eure, no pay. Send for
book. Address M. V LIMON, L Macdon- .
ell Ave. Torouto, Canada. Fancy and
Month y Prizes for Boys and Girls.
Tho ''Sanlight" Soap Co., Toronto, offer. the fol
lowing prizes ever y month till further notice, to
boys and girls nod er 18, residing in the Province of
Ontario, who send the greattst number of "Sun-
light" wrappers 1st, 510; 2nd, 561 lird, ; 401,
51; kb to 14th, a nandsomo Book ; and it pretty
picture to those who send not loss than 12 wrappers.
Send wrappers to ,'Sunlight" Soap Office, 45 Scott
St., Torento, not later than 0511 of each month, and
marked "Competition" ; also give full name, ad-
dress, age and number of wrappers. Whiners'
MOM Willibe published in rho Toronto Mall on sea
Saturday In eanh tnOnth.
Nike art -Phis little cup and
her dress, laid it on the table and van.1 s' pail wom given to me on my first
ished. The goods resembled white birthday Miss 13 ussley-On, 1 mast
silk, bub the textile experts confess show them to mamma. She has, a
that they do not know what it is"— ported rage for old Bilvor.
that if any such goods Were ever'
not know it,—St balls GlobeeDentolnagYava'''
remedy for coupe and colds / have ever
woven in an earthly loom they do Dean flIns.—.1. can highly reeommend
Pectoris' Balsam as the beat
t\rat. used-- Mee r Stecatessox, Oaklaud, Ont.
Al L
AT
NEW YOKK & GLASGOW
via Londonderry. every Fortnight. Cabin, SIO and
upwarus. .Seeond Cabin, 525. Steerage at low rates.
Apply to H. 64 A. ALLAN, Montreal, or
HENRY DAVIS, WINOTIAM.
OSEPH COWAN,
Crime lJtu Dry. COURTCO,
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ISSUER OF MAR13,1AGE LC
00.311xISSIONEB IN H. 0. ';f., ETC.
WRONSITER, ONT.
BANK OF HA5IIATO5ST
WINGITAM.
Capital, $1,250,000. Rest, $650,000.
A 1LT N 98 trgteitiZtUTritimsAy.
DRUG STORE
DiREOTORS
JOHN PROCTOR, CHAS, GUMMY, G110 ROACH', A.
.A. B. Les (Toronto).
WIN GIIAM. Oashier-4. TURNBULL. • .
Drugs,
Medicines
and Chemicals,
'Regulates the Stomach,
Liver arid 'Bowels, unlocks
the Secret' o S,P u rifiesthe
'Blood tend removes all imw
purities from a 'Pimple to
the worst. Scrofu I ou s Sore.
CURE.S 4-
DYSPEP S IA. BILIOUSNESS.
CONSTIPA'TION, HEADACHE
SALT RHEUM. SCROFULA.
HEAPT I3UPN. SOURSTOMACH
DIZZINESS. DROPSY,
RFitU/skATI SM. SKIN DISEASES
Toilet Articles,
Sponges,
Brushes,
Perfumery, sm. OHNE THOSON, Proprietor.
Savings Bunk—Hours, 1010 3; Saturdais, to
allowed.
apoeial beposits also received at current
ratea of interest.
Drafts et, Great Boutin and the United States
bought outsold
Deposits or to and upwards received and nterost
13. 'WILLSON, Amex.
Mk; nil it DIOXIN SON,
Solicitors. -
2.7JETLAND S.21W MILL
Prescriptions carefully cora- t'
pounded at all hours
Our stock of medicines is com.
piete, warranted genuine and of
the best quality.
FOR bALE,
Lot No, 8, and the B.?",1 of Lot No.
llth Con. Turnberry--I50 aores; O aere'
cleared; well fenced; frame house and
other buildings; good orchard; cheap, on WOOD delivered to ally pa tot
time. Apply to Winghtum
M. C. 0A.NititOX,
Or Goaorich,! Ordertbrmalt promptly attelided to.
W.1. MdtlilEttl.-30 X , ago ski:a"tan P.O. GietthillOW 1? O. y
Lumber of all kinds,
First-class Shinglias,
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Car Lead Orders a Speelalty
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