HomeMy WebLinkAboutWingham Times, 1892-10-21, Page 7A
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. Not on Lodge Business.
If I ant not mistaken, said the call-
er, removing his hat deferentially,1
am iri the presence of the grand a )a
• supremely exalted potentate of the
Anoient and Honorable Order of
iViuelcamuek$
You, are, sir, answered the roan at
the desk, with an ainutble senile.
Pardon the intrusion,said the caller,
in the came respectful marluer,aud the
familiarity with which 1 address you;
but you spell your name S -m -y -t -h e,
ao you not t ,
Yes. sir,
And your initials, f think 1' am core.
Teat in saying are K. W 1
That is correct.
Thank you, Mr Smythe, my name
i's. Iifgt;it.s —G i ry-; i n -s= Higgins.
.1 am glad to find yon in, 111r Smythe.
after having made. Several previous
.attempts, without sucoess, to make
your acquaintance. 1 have the honor,
he continued, putting his bat on brisk-
ly and taking a bundle of papers from
his pocket, to be the collector for
Spotcash R Co, dealer:; in dry goods
general mert:handise. If it is con.
venient, Mr Smythe, you will oblige
me very much by settling a little hill
of seventy-five cents that has been
running for six menthe and save the
the trouble of having to climb these
dog -gelled beastly, rickety, filthy, old
stairs again. Seventy-five cents,
Smythe. Come doen.—Chicago Tri-
bune
Men Don't Admire.
A selfish woman.
A peevish woman.
An ill-natured woman.
A, woman who is continuelly falsify-
ing.
A woman who talks disagreeably of
Other women, •
A woman who shows him else knows.
more than he does on d certain topic,
A man may dunk he admires the
manly girl, bot of ter all be loves the
womanly woman,
HOl,I.owAY'S PILLS AND OINTMENT.--.
Diseases of the sidn, No case of
disease of the skin, be its nature what
it may, has failed to be benefitted
when these potent remedies have been
properly applied. In sorofulons and
seurbutie affections they are especially
serviceable. Scurvy and eruptions,
which had resisted all other modes of
treatment and gradually heoomo
worse from year to year, have been
noropfetely cured by Hollolvay's cool.
ing Ointment and purifying Pills,
which riot mit the disease from the
Wood itself and leave tl:e t;OnAtitftion
free from every morbid taint. In the
'nursery Ilolloway's Ointment should
be ever at (land; It will give ease in
sprains, contusions, burns, scalds and
infan'ile ei•.'uptious, and may always
safely l,e applied by any ordinary at
tendant..
Lawyer—Yon were in the saloon
at the time of the event complained oft
Witness ---Yes, sir. Lawyer—Did you
take cognizance of the her -keeper at
the time t Witness. -•-I don't know
what be called it, but took what the
rest did.
Ripens rfaleules 1 for torpid liver..
Doerum—Dud you ever think bow
leech of the truth is in some of .our
popular comic songs t Routed (shortly)
..Yes, J3oerutn—NOW. for inetnuce
,there are times when one would like
to be alone. Bonretl—=•That's the one
I was thinking about.
What is lacking is truth and con-
fidence. If there were absolute truth
on the one heed and absolute confi-
dence on the other, it wouldn't he
necessary for the makers of Dr. Sage's
Caterreh Remedy to hack up a plain
statewel)t of fact by a $500 guarantee.
They say—"It we can't cure you
(mtikait personal, please,) of catarrh
in the head in any form or atage,we'il
pay you $500 for your trouble in mak-
ing the trial'' "An advertising fake,"
you say. Funny, isn't it, how some: -
people prefer siul;uess to health wheel_
I'll give you my money, said the
the remedy is positive and the guarttn- i citizen, but upon this condition—that
tee absolute. Wise` men don't rut tion put some !Juliet hoes through my
coat. You 'see, I want to tell my
friend;' how bravely I defended Myself
and will show these holes in proof of
what 1 say.
The robber sees visians of ho,v
easily he can win a nice sum of ,money I
The Strategic Citizen and the Rob-
ber. •
Your money or your life ! and the
sober citizen who had been detained
down town was halted by the Jasper. i
ate and soulless robber.
The scene was on the corner of one t ldilit,ltrilanl, Ont.
Of Chicago's fashionable thoroughfares Josephine Street
and from the starlit skies Polaris and i
the peaeAfai Pleiades looked down
upon the two mew, one of whom held
a revolver p',inted,at the other's head.
Not another person was in sight. All
was quiet.
Your money or your life, repeated Oa long or short time, on endorser! • notes
ses
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CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAiLS.
Best tough Syrup. Tastes Good.. Use
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in time. Sold by druggists
TRA,In SALE, i
P
Te General Merchants and Boot and Shoe Stores
In fustock tion with my Leather Business 1 keep
,ar,';tr1
Indigestion, Dyspepsia and Sour Stomach are
caused by the food fermenting. The result of for-
v.ontation on all organic matter must bo acid.
This decomposes the food (which should us digest-
ed) and from that decomposition evolves gasses
that produce pressure on the nerves, disor;;anizifg
the system, and producing various symptoms of
disease. The "Curative Fluitl" putties the stamneh,
promotes digestion and assimilation of food, thereby
creating a healthy current of blood. For sale by all
Druggists, 50o, and $1.
SIIOE DRE.SS1NGA
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Trains arrive and depar .'u follows:
1 ISATISQ A881
535 a. m...... ,...Por Toronto ....., 5;165
+ 00 p. In lror'Feeswater s:t 0 '
1.4:55 p. to ,, 10:50 '
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A. H. 5TR,iTIi1) 11, AGM', wigwam.
Through tiokots to all points in America—No
West Pacific Coast, etc., via tile shortest and
Itaopttlar routes, Baggage •age diet lied through
estipati0n. Lowest freight rates to all
point,:Hathaway, Whitmore's, Zanotti, French Dressing', ,
Eclipse, Bixby's, Ported Kid, etc, in 10, 15 and 25e 1 —TIME TAISLE.
sizes, by the gross or dozen. Jacquet's French LFAVM wi,QuAM. A!MIVIH AT WINUHAM
Dlaeiting and Gray's climax waterproof. 10:45 a.nt,Toronto,Guc•lph, Palmerston, 54. UN p:ui
•
11.:0
7:15 „ Palmerston, illitte'd 10:405.0.
0:45 a.m.,......... London, &c,... ,. 1107:500 pan
11:20 a.m........ Kincardine, &e .. , 0:U5 a.m.
11:37 p,m F, 11:20 ,.
10.02 a• 7:15 P.m
Tr-g,aI S r.
m Leather, Horsehide, English Kip, Porpoise, deo.
Cbtton and Rine. in all lengths,
e3utton fasteners aud setts, cork notes, .bc.
ALSTE
SHOE ' &fJ6tA L' &�HE'.
Simon Alma, bat anti Ill and Mezzonia Kip and Calf
also native hip nd upper. •Spanish and slaughter
sole.
SCOTT.
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HARNESS LEAT6HER,
Best hrands.on hand iii oak and hemlock. Specie
stock for traces in 0011
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Patronage solicited,
u Prices guaranteed, Apostai
card will secure quotations or a cal from my travel-
ler,
J, 11'.. .Scorr,
illonnt Forest. I Listowel.
J, A. littsr0D,
Deposits Receii
all
Money Ad.vanc
W. J. CHAPMAN,
Tanner and Leather Merchant,
111xscitam
:50 p.m. "' " Clinton
10'02 "
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ed and Interest)
wed. HATS, to F arnlers and H ATS,
Busin. so Men,
the fiefidiAh highwayman. ( or collateral security. Sale notes bought
at a fair valuation, Money remitted to all
parts of Canada at reasonable charges.
Special Attention Given to Col-
looting Accounts and Notes.
Agents. in Canada—The Merchants'. 15anitn)
'of; Canada
Office hours—Front 0 a. m. to 5 p. nom"
A. E. S?iZITH,
money back of "fakes." And "faking
doesn't pay.
Magical little granules— tntse tiny,
sugar-coated Pellets Id Dr. Pierce --
scarcely larger than mustard seeds,
yet powerful tie cure—active vet mild
in operation. The best Liver P11I ever
invented, Cure sick headache, dizzi-
ness, constipation. One a dose.
A Bit of News.
• 'Millie Slseybud—All, there 1 that
• you, Gussie, old'fel ?
Gustavus Lillypad—Aft, well, my
boy, how goes it ?
Willie—FIrst class, Gessie, boy ;
heard the news, Oil -
Naw.
Nawi
About the newest thing in chollahst
Naw.
Now
Naw.
Weally, old fell
Naw.
Why, all the chappies at the club
are wild over it.
Naw I—well, let's heat it.
Why, deab boy ; hanged if they
don't soy collalls are to be quatah cif
an inch higher than ever. before I
Naw? • -
Yes indeecf ly.
Naw t
Weally and twuly,
Naw
Von honah; old ehappie.
Newt
Yea
Now.
So long, old fell
By, by, deah boy,
and plies
c cote
That's right. Now another shot j
here through the lapel of the coat'
tshot fired). Now one through the
coat sleeve, but be careful you do not
graze the flesh (third shut). Bravely
done 1 Now one through the leg of the
trowsers and the, coat tails (fourth and
fifth shots). Now we must have one
through the coat and .vent. I will
open my vest thus, and you fire so it
will go through both thicknesses of
cloth. The boys up at club cannot
say I was not badly used up.
The robber gets interested aud fires
the last shot in his revolver through
the unoffending coat, whereupon the
sober citizen turns upon him, and
drawing bis own weapon compels the
robber to surrender the empty pistol.
Tile malefactor is marched into town
and lialided over to the duly constitut-
ed authorities, .and the sober citizen
is the hero of 00bdoli2.--Chicago Mail,
D. L. OaVen, Toronto, Travelling Pass-
enger Agent, C. P. L. setts t Anti -Dandruff
1s a' perfect remover of Dandruff—its
action iS marvellous—in my own case a
few ,applications not only thoroughly re-
moved excessive dandruff accumulation,
but stopped falling of the hair, made it
soft and pliable and ,promoted 'a visible
growth.
The barn of Thos Murphy, near
I inliurn was 'destroyed by fire on Sat-
urday night. All his crop aid a sp'in
of horses were burned,
it , Mange nd oratehe
hums anima ,, au d in 8
era's San
Gisholtlt s drug et �' t
s
Cowboy—Guess you Bever killed a3
man, did you ? Tendeefoot =.11uu, 1
helped to kill half a cozen of thorn.
Davis' Pain -Muer 'The hest
and most popular Fati:ilV Medicine in
the world, A blessing to the rich ; a
friend to the poor; within the reach
of: all, it has saved more lives' and reg
lieved more suffering iteldentals to
travellieig than any other medicine.
25o. per„bottle, large Size.
»ld you, he inquired, in an intensely
"sentimental tone, never Sigh for deatb1
'Whose, she inquired, with an ictereet
and promptene.B'that brought IIiI>ii back
to earth an fast time lie,wean r 1 it his
of eve lttitit, on
nal de bfailsS lu"at.
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toves,
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SHIRTS',
OdL L ARS, CUFF , &c.
Cheap for KAS E ,
here e No, at college, J+'ightin' with
'em, No. Initiating 'them. .
Pacu0avisilt °Meaft IN A DAY.—•south
A,tnerieau ithoutnatie (lure oRleut 1 i
d Nbe t
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olieuralgitl, eedically deter.
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dayil,. Its actica talon the system is re.
:markable and mysterioU . '.tt removes at
auce the cause of the disease immediately
dieeppeare, The first dose greatly
fits. 75 wets. Warranted at Chiafllltii'i
dauifolliete.
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t'1 "Back ache the scavengers
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means the kid- of the system.
`V. t,ouble. are odds dangerous, "Delay is
Neg•
l Kidney Pills give looted kidney
prompt relief." troubles result
r,1 "75 per cent. in Bad Blood,
of disease is Dyspepsia, Liver
' first caused byComplaint, and .
te' disordered kid- the most dan-
gerous
nega, of all,
Might as well Blights Disease,
it, try to have a Diabetes and
healthy alty Dropsy.' .
fe without Sewer- ' "rhe above
,'g ago, as, good diseases cannot
a health when the exist where
ch kidneys are Dodds Kidneff
r'oyged, they are Pilli are use(!.'
t •''.'d.eld by all iltnlcr,'orae'htby seams reori/E
S t irrice to Cents. per box or clic for $a.Ae.
bo,10.,tiwt Kidn V Taj .~mail+ Write fat
toves9 bt oves
Al intending purchasers of stoves for this
save money by buying from
SUTHERLAND.
Having bought a very large variety of
HEATING AND COOS,
- 0 "V” - S
Every
to choose from
ove guaranteed against breakage an
dl
to give con4:piete satisfaction.
D. STARVE/AND.
Wingilata,
ttr S•tt1 1691.