Wingham Times, 1892-09-30, Page 7t �«
•
1
The Young Man Who Knew gow.
to Oliatt Without Teaching. "
Alto- iglit at a tittle mountaitltown
in Kentucky, says a writer in tfae De.
troit Free Press, I was seated on the
front porch of the tavern waiting for
bedtime to come along when a tall,
strapping fellow lounged through the
office.and dropped into it chair beside
Me.
Stranger in these parts ? he said, in
ciuiringly.
A. little somewhat so, I replied, glad
of a chance to tack to somebody,;
though I've been over a section of it
in the last month..
What de you think of it ?
Well, it !night be worse.
Yes, I s'pose so, but I've studied up
some and don't see exactly how.
Oh, it isn't all bad, he replied, in a
half hearted way ; I never heard any-
body s>.y anything against the moral
character of our mountains; our trees
would stand well in any community;
the Cumberland River is clean,and our
cows are, as a rule, peaceable and well
disposed. ,
The man's answer surprised me not
a little. I had not hear(' any native
talk quite as he did and I was inter
eiyted. ,
Do you belong herr ? I inquired.
Yes; never lived anywhere else.
What business are you in i
I'm a school teacher.
011 1 you teach the young idea how
to shoot do you ?
.Not much, he replied, with emphasis,
it's born right in '.em, and that's what
ails the whole country.
Probably he knew what he was
talking about.
Preferential Trade.
pRLFEP•LN TAL trade properly' con-
i— sista in giving the preference to Bur,
dock Blood B'tters when seeking for a
cure for constij tion, dyspepsia, headache,
biliousness, jaundice, scrofula, poisonous
humors. bad blood, rheumatism or kid-
ney complaints. It is the true cure, and
has cured oases which "had resisted all
other treatmeet.
Discriminating
• Pdis Goldust—You are. a friend of
Mr Upson Downes, 1 believe'*
Kirby Stone—No.
Miss Goldus.t—Why, he told me
he was a friend of yours !
Kirby Stolle - Oh, lie is 1 but I
make it a rule never to borrow, my•
self.
Truth will Prevail.
DEAR SIRS, -I have been afflicted with
Chronic Rheumatism for several years,
and have used numerous patent medicines
without success. But by using six bottles
of Burdock Blood Bitters 1 was entirely
cured, SARA) llLutsnaat,
King St.. Kingston, Out.
NOTE.—I am acquaiuted with the above
named lady and can certify to the correct-
ness of this 'statement.
HENRY WADE,
Druggist, Kingston, Out.
A Terrible Disappointment.,
Mrs Grey neck --Why, Johnny,
what makes you feel so sad 1
Johnny—Booboo ! Grandpa just
fell down on the we—.wet walk and
got his clothes all mud.
Mrs Greyneck—I am so glad, my
child, to find you so kind-hearted and
sympathetic.
Johnny—Ye•ye-yes; and sister saw
hila and 1—I didn't.
Up To Date.
Facts, statistics, information, things use•
ful to know, the druggist and best budget
of knowledge, reliable and up to date will
be found in a new publication, "Facts and
Figures," just issued by Messrs T Milburn
& Co, of Toronto, Ont. Our readers can
obtain it by addressing the aboye firm and
enclosing a three cent stamp.
Aphorisms.
The man who to hard up can't very
well come down.
The board of health may be various.
1y composed, but the,board of dyspep•
sia clings feverishly to oatmeal.
It's seldom the same divinity that
shapes both our ends; for 1) D who
christened us is very likely to die be.
fore be has a`chance to preach our fun,
eral sermons,
Worowaraod is Perea:rned.
Many of the worst attacks of eholera
inorbus, crams, dysentery, colic. etc.,
*toe suddenly iin the night and speedy and
cult must be used agwfnst t!;tem.
/MA ^t t►WIAy
Bis QYd Laoket• Wouldn't Work.
Papa Bendigo keeps a pretty sharp
eye on hie daughter Mary and many a
would be lover h'as taken a walk for a
few minute's conversation with the
hard-hearted "parent.
You seem like a nice young man,
and perhaps you are in lova with
Mary ?
Yrs, I ata, was the hot.est reply.
Haven't said anything to her yet,
have you ?
Well, no; but I think she recipro-
catea my affection.
Dues eh? Well., lk.t me tell you
something. Her mother died a lun.
title and there is no doubt that Bary
has inherited het intlanity.
I'm willing to take the chances, re•
pied the low
Yes but you Seo Mary has a terrible
temper. She has twice drawn a knife
on to with intent to commit murder.
I'm used to that ; got a Sister just
like her, was the answer.
And you should know that I've
sworn a solemn oath not to give nary
a penny of my property, continued the
father, •
Well., I'd rather start poor and
build up. There's more romance `in
it, ;',Ir 13end:go, continued the lover.
I've heard .all this before, and also
that you were on trial, for forgery, had
to run away from Loudon for bigamy
and served a yen* in prison for cattle
stealing. I'ni going to marry into
your' family to give your reputation a
it good send off.- There—no thanks—.--
good-bye
hanks—=good-bye 1
Mr Bendigo looked after the young
man with his 'mouth wide open, and
when. lie"could speak he said : Some
hyena 13 given we away cu my
dodge !
HOLLOWAY'S O.INTMENT AND PILLS
effect wonderful cures on had legs and
wounds. If these medicines be used
according to the directions which erg.
et rapped around each pot and box,
there is no wound, bad leg, or ulcerous
sore, however obstinate, but will yield
to their curative prtrperties: Numbers
of persons•who had been patients in
the large hospitalc, and under the care
of eminent surgeons, without derivin,
the least benefit, have been cured by
Holloway's Ointment and Pills, when
other remedies had signally failed.
For gratiduittr swellings, tumours,
scurvy. and disen'es of tl'e skin there
is no medicine that can be used wi:h
so good an cfft•et,. Though potent for,
gond, it is powerless for harm ; and
though the cure it effects is rapid, it is
also complete and permanent.
• You can't tell how much money a
Irian. has in hispocketbook by the
size of the strap around it,
Itoh, Mange and Scratches et eyery kind, on
human or animal, .oared hi ;30 rnlnutea by 1Vool'
ori's Sanitary lotion. This never fails, Sold at.
Ctsholm's drug store,
People who want to do good *lever
have to stand aroma(' on the corners
waiting for Alli opportunity.
English Spavin Liniment retnores all hard, soft or
calloused Lumps and Blemishes from horses. Blood
Spavin, Splints, Ring Bono, Sweeney, Stiaes,Spralns,
Sore and Swollen Throat, Coughs, etc. Save e80 by
use of one bottle, warranted the most wonderful
Blemish Cure ever know(.. Sold at Chisholm s drug
store.
There are people who ni ice a good
deal of noise in slinntiug who keep
very still with tt eir money
Sorue people never find out that an
opportunity is an opportunity until it
has turned the next'corner.
1'tISEUMATISM CURED IN A D.n.—South
American Rheumatic Cure of Rheumatism
and Neuralgia radically cures in 1 to 3
days. Its action upon the system Is re•
markable and mysterious. It removes.at
once the cause et the disease itumediately
disappears. The first dose greatly bene=
fits. 75 cents. Warranted at Chisholtn's
drug store.
When Katherine aslce 1 if she might
go out of doors, her mother said, not
now. `May I go in a few whl es,? said
Katherine.
Quinine, Nov. Oth, 1891,
DR. L. A SMITE. et CO,:
GLNTLE:IIL•'N,—*'Our Anti -Dandruff should
be used by all who are troubled with Dan-
druff and.falling of the heir. I have used
it only a few tunes and it has wrought a
wonderful change. 1 also ata fullyn con•
viuced that Anti -Dandruff promotes growth
of the. hair.
MMlICAEL HDROLIEY,
Heuohey's'Hotel, Quebec.
There is a way in which the postage
stamp has the advantage of the small
boy. It can never been licked but
Once.
Piso's Rewody for Catarrh is the
Best, Easiest to i'se, and Cheapest.
Sold by druggists or sent by until,
60c. 1;. T. Hazeltine. Warren. Pa.
THIS PREPARATION
Acts directly on the stomach
And promotes the healthy action of the
liver, WITHOUT PURCIING.
For Sale by All Druggists.
And Wholesale by London Drug Co.,
London, Ont.
HALSTED & SCOTT
ITI EJRS_
Josephine Street
- Winaham, Ont,
J. A. }IALSTYD, • .1. W. SCOTT,
I
Mount Forest, Listowel.
Deposits Received and' Interest
allowed.
Money Advanced to Farmers and
• Business Men,
On long or short time, on endorsed notes
or collateral security. Sale notes bought
',at a fair valuation. Money remitted to all
parts of Canada at reasonable charges.
Spbcial Attention Given. to Col-
lecting Accounts and Notes.
Agents in Canada --Tho Merchants" Bank
of Canada
Wee Hours -From 0 e. m. to 6 p. ut,
A. E. SMITH,
A;;ent.
Tlmov Wisdom.
Groat and timely wisdom is, shown by
Dr Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberry,
on hand. it has no equal for cholera,
cholera morbus, diarrhoea, dysentery,
colic, cramps and all summer complaints
or looseuoss of the bowels.
W'on't you let we kiss you just once,
Minnie ?
Why, Harry 1 That is not a proper
thing to ask a young lady I
Educational, Works,
'VIII; work of edueating the public to a
1 thorottigh ltuowledge of the virtues of
Burdock Blood Bitters as a tut() for all
diseases of the stomach, livlrr, bowels, and
blood, has beau completely su. estiful. The
(stare y is MAY knowu`liud used in thous.
sd Abs: s whereI!t •ail l ...Veld
yj J$R'5
Fx-r or
aRa.�,
Ctrs
.w e v
v4aa. r� ism !� ti
ARRHOEA
YSEoMPLA[> ;T
ANDAL� r
ani, �il t ' of
ULTS
CHILDREN .- cT
price
®1:WaR$ of IMI
TATIONS
HAVE YOU
, "Backache
f49 means the kid=
Heys are in
• trouble. Dodd's
fp Kidney Pills give
z prompt relief"
"75 •pee gent,
of disease is
VI ,dist caused by
,: • disordered Na-
te, neys.
"Might as well
etic to have a
t healthy pity
without sewer-
age, as good'
;' health when the
kidneys are
',Jowled, they are
DODD'S
:KIDNEY
'PILLS
CURE YOU
the scavengers
of the system.
"Delay . is
dangerous, Neg
leeted kidney
troubles result
in Bad Blood,
Dyspepsia, Liner
Complaint, and
the most dan-
gerous of all,
Brights Disease,
Diabetes and
Dropsy,"
'The above
disease') cannot
exist where,
Dodd's Kidney
Pill* aro used.'
uric' lis all nettle.% too south
a R
TRADE SALE
L. 1.'. it. T1 214 TAB1.4
Trains arrive and depart as follows:
• Laavixe
8:86 a, .....,.....For Toronto .......
2:00 p.in
0o 1n,
...,
, lror°1'osuater,
10:5,, p, „
To
+lth Merchants
and
atheroBusinesso1 keep a'
full stock of
SHOE DRESSING,
Ilathatray, whinuore"s, Zanolii, French Dressing,
Eclipse, Bixby's,15
Ilpeo lxhy'sPerfect Ilia, Ste,'tn !0, and. 25o,
sizes by the gross or dozen, Jacquots French 1
Blacking and Gray's climax waterproof.
in Leather, Horsehide, Pnglish Kip, Porpoise,
Cotton and little, In all lengths.
Button fasteners and setts, cork soles, &o.
SHOE LEATHER,
a2,
In
2:00
10:14
Cl R� A ter) 'Z' C7 I1TK „EV
A. C. STRATBDEE, Amen', wisonam.
Through tickets to all points in Amer Nv,
West, Paeifio Coast, eto., via the shortWtt and
popular routes. Baggage chocked through
destination. Lowest freight rates to ail points
--•--TIME
LEAVE W0011Att, Altair$ AT wizen
11:20 a,14ti oronto,Guolph,Palinc rston, ,to. 8:40 p
1:45 ', ,, " 14:(?2
T:26pk „ Clinton, "
�
Palmerston, Mixed 10:40 A.
0:43 a.m.... ..,,..London, &e 11:00 "
8:45 p.m,
' 7:50 p.1
11:20 a.ns Kincardine, tat „ , 0:48 a.m
m-...
&c. 1002p" " 17:00p.
Simon Alma, bal and 81 and Merzonia Rip and Calf ;
also native kip and upper. Spanish and slaughter
sole.
HARNESS LEATHER,
Best brands on band in oak and hemlock, Specia
stook for traces in oak.
Patronage solicited. Prices guaranteed. A postal
card will secure quotations ora call from my travel-
ler.
•
W. J. CHAPMAN,
Tanner and Leather Merchant,
WINGIIM.I
Scientific. American
Agency for •;
CAVEATS
TRADE MARKS.
COPYRIGHTS, eta.
f, 'or information and free Handbook write to
MUNN F. 801 BROADWAY, New YORK.
Oldest bureau CO.,for securing patents in America.
';very patent taken out by us is brought before
the public bya notice given free of °barge lathe
kdeuti£zr
Largest circulation of any scientific paper to the
world. Splendidly tlludtrated. No intelligent
man should be without tt. Weekly, 83.0pp e,
year; 81.60 six months. Address MUNN A CO..
VCBLlsnER$. 801 Broadway, Now York.
FOR THE BEST VALUE
IN
ORDERED CLOTHING
GO TO
WEBSTER'S
HATS, OAPS,
COLLARS,
SHIRTS,
CUFFS, &c.
`Cheap for KA -SI,
AT--
,
IVV4T 193 13 S '1" El 1 t, ' S
T---
TF13L'1".:.1t,'S
Stoves, Stoves9 Stoves
All intending purchasers of stoves for this
winter will save money by buying from
D. SUTHERLAND.
Having bought a very large variety of
HEATING AND COOK
S -T -0-V wit .- —S
to choose from
Every stove guaranteed against breakage and
to give complete satisfakt.oi.
D. SITTIIERLADTD.