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Conscientious Goal xor47 i1rtG
1'xnfassi�tlai rid
3'r'lacic, an emifuellt etltc"i wealthy
.
JaggOrs N Dr Paresis); -`fou 1ulow
coal dealer, called one. of Isis, oldvot
Dr RaFseol, I suppose?
drivers into the office the other mora-,
Dr Vareais (eoldly)—He's no doctor,
ing, and tondered Melt quite a large
1Vlly, sir, lie advertises I.
oum of money,
Jeghers (halt an, flour later, to Dr
What is this forI asked the astonish
Xapsoob—.13ythe way, doctor, I was
ed driver,
tallcint to Dr Molar yesterday,
Nerely a tc4ell of appreention for
anti,.-,
services rendered, replied WIr %acic
Dr Xapsoul Al
(interritptifla -
,
kindly.
Clear Jaggers, will tell 1pase
yo" rile
y p r
But, sir, you've always paid 410
why you dignify 51olar with the title
eX14Ugli.
doctor t Don't ypu know that be is
`here is more than that in it, Jol)u
. nothing but a dentist I
continued the dealer. I really owe
Jaggers (next day, to Dr 1lolar)--
you the motley,. o
Now, tills man on the next street
I don't understand.
Dr Powders I ,
Let me tell you, said Mr Black--
Dr Molar (laftsti.ly)_Dr Powders
and lie dropped has' voice to a whisper,
You surely donit mean to apply the
You have been with, me for twenty
dignified &efix doctor to an ordinary '
years, working `800 Clays every year,
veterinary sorvoii `l You were surely !I
and averagin,r three loads a day ; that
,jolting Jaagers,
nicker 15,400 loads, -.You weigh ItiQ
Ja.gTere (second clay after, to Dr
pounds, John, and. ve have never f rel.
Powders)—Dr Paresis was telling .me
ed to weigh you in with every load of
she other Clay that this bort � of
our °superior coal, that makes 2,"t0?,•
wPattier---
000 pounds, or say 1,200 tons, That
Dr Powders (with a deprecatory
at 208. per ton, John, represents
gesture)—Don't talk to rn afloat
#11,200. The packet you hold in your
Paresis 1 Ile's no doctor, 1711y, sir,
hand contains X120, or 10 per.ceut.,
if I had a yllow dog that was sick I
whion we think is yours by right.
wouldn't trust the case to hint. He
We are honest men, Solln and dnit't
ought to be a butcher.
desire to defraud any man out of what
What Xe Dandruft.
' is ,justly his.
A dise%se of the Goalpp that causes failing
John bowed in llumlile .summisston,
of the heeir, fading of the hair. death of tile
hair. It irritates the scalp and'eauees
and is now anxiously waiting for the
sealer and eczematic eruption ---produces
next dividend,
baldness. Bear in mind that Anti -Dand-
ruff removes Dandruff with 3 applications
°
---stop falling and restores fading I air.to
What no* Fellow can Find
its uaturat color. Bold by druggists at 75,
cents a bottle.
Out." Four rmeli niny rat grPPn fruit
-- ,
with impurity, but the fifbli may try
Mexico is stud, to have scores of
the experiment and anllour or po lat-
people ever one hundred years of nge.
or, be tied up In knots with crnmPs
One mau a hundred and thirty-two
dysentery. Who the fifth man will be
is one of thus(( things no fellow can
years old, has.five geuetations in iiia
,
find!' out, and consequently all should
house all' of the same; name.
take time by the, forelock, nuc pro.
pare for such an attack by keeping on
Conaitieration.
hand it bottle of Nam DAvIs' PAIN
G,,,,,uinoN,-1vJy brother. suffered from
�ILLLrIt.WIlICi2 is a safe, quick clad in.
summer complaint and" was extremely
vveak. We tried many remedies but with -
fallible cure for diarrhoea, cholera,
out effect._ At last my aunt advised us be
cramps, or, iadeod, , any dis-
try Dr Fowler's, Lxtrart of Wild Straw -
order of the' stomach,, This exeollellt
berry, n,ud before lie h -ad taken one Dottie
. medicine Ct►n be bought at any repot-
he was cured. We consider is saved his'
life. MISS ADSMAII)r t RITTESDL•`N.,
-able dru'o-storm. 250. Will purchase
Baldwin, Out.
the Dig Bottle, New Size,
Briggs -1 lwar you are livitig down
He Could not get Away. i
ou the New Jersey eom t.. is it cool
A. weary old man dropped with it
down their % .
Oltn;;s—Cool l I should say SO•
sigh into it sent in a Street car. t,
Wily the mosquitoes all lidw to wear
the other end three or four young ellen
rul;Ps.--Cloak Review.-
were tnlliii,; and laughing
They leave just raturuc•d from their I
Itebeeca• Wilkinson, of Browusvaliey,
vacation, said the tired filen to 1115
Ind., says: "I had been in ti, distressed
condition, for three years from Nervous -
next neighbor.
ness, Weakness of the Stomach, Dyspepsia
They sePin to' hav a etljoyed it,
and Indigestion until my health was Roue.
I bila been doctoring constantly, with no
Yes they seem to. They wort: in'
Am -
relic`. I bought oue bottle of South Am-
tile slttner store as I do,
erican Nervine, which. done me more good
than any 00 worth of doctoring 1 ever olid:
Yes. They have all been away now
in my WN i would advise every weakly
--rem-
everybody in the store• --clerics,
edy" ou A triailtlbottl,3 wlilltncot viuce you.
bookkeepers, and hearts of departments
Warrruted by Thos Chisholm, druggist.
even the cash -boys Abd the wrappers
Mr volinrl itt, wlleu every ((fall feels
and the porters. Everybody has had
utterly ills} ;uif}caul•. Yes, replied Mr
his vacation—but yonbut ►net
Boodlebonds, I feel Ste noCv, I have
rill but yOII I
$Orale paintar5 at work on illy liolue.
Yes
Well, 1,should think :your employer
Itoly of Thfs.
would let you off too,
Gi sTr=v .x. tie have six children and
have relied ou Dr, b'owler's Lxtract of
The old roan shook his tett(;(. I
'Wild strawberry forctae past twelve years
tiVhat's the reason lie won't 7 ,
in all easeu f diarrhoea wi(l sutiamer com-
plaint,, an dib never fails to cure.
Well, replied the wgary Mali, with I
M115, aMI& ALLM, 11arley, Out.
another sigh, you see, I'»1ai the propel-
A Greogian editor: is said to receive
etor myself.
a bushel of peaches daily on s ibscrip-
'—"
tion, and a waterme.low for every per -
We're not waiting for the bats and
sonal put in his paper, in the season.
moles but for elan and women who
have eyes and use thein, who have
brains and reason 1' Thereto a naw
Anrler6 To fiiorluctts erq you at8tur0od at lrr;ht
and broker. at r rest by it sink child sueerin and
world for them•--sufferiu; and sickly
as they are—a new world created from
the brain of a skillful physician--ta
discovery--thri "Golden Medical Dis-
Covery,"
Years ago Dr., Pierce found out that
the secret Of all scrofula, bronchial,
throat and lung trouble lay --in , the
beginning at least- iri impute blood
and the weals tone of the systPmy 'th►tt'
the way to cure these effects was to°
N remove the cause, that human nature'.
being the sattie, the sane results
might be looked for in nearly • all
cases. So confident was hn that the',
dxoeptions were unaociimon that lie'
took the risk of,giving.the medicine toI
biose it didn't benefit for nothing, and,
't'he reriulto have proved that he was
a icigllt.
And "Goldell Medical D1acoverv" 1
ie )ilia remedy for the million l `.che!,
only guaranteed Liver, Blood and Lung
rabledy, Your limonfy laid it it doeliWt'
L -yoll.
crying withpain, t Cutting Teeth's It so sgnA at
once and ata It ttlo of "1fts.iVfnslow's boothln
syrup" for Cilildr n Tocthhrg, Its valuate hlcal.2
410, It will r levo the pace little .sufliotoC
innnediately. Acl and upon it, mothers; there Is no
miaeake about it. it Oates Dysentery and Diarrhoea,
res ulaWs the Stour ch and Bowels, cureswind Collo,
softens the ciums, edauns Inilatmnation• and girea
tone and anorf y to ho whole system.. " trs; vin•
slow's boothnlg 1-3 'rup'g for children teething is
pleasant Ca the fast And to the prescription of ono of
Ehe oldest and bast ottuele physicians and nurses in
the United St , a id is for sale by all druggists
throuirhout oho wo ]d. Price twenty-flvo cents a
bottle. Be auto a td ask tot "Rites. W1s8401r'a
SooviitNa gYZtA• A ,A falto nn nthnr kind
There is f► the penitentiary at
Bdffalo a your ,man who has made a
reputation ,for l►imself as h gay de-
cloiver which Ili Y litnd him iri state
}prison for bigat y. He Calls himself
John Ortaen, a ,alpgraph operator, taut
bier real tialne is Bitilev 1; arrison and
00 ftir as. kno In title tbree wives, ou'e
in Blicalo nncl 1wo, in canadi%, with
kovioral other 11 cities to hear' from.
144rri:ion mantiged n private balak in
.Brussels Some 4 to 15 years geo and j
WAS well kno*4 to the ptao016 of that
lroi5alitya , (
trf,e a a}lina yields t, sna,stlllioamay,
iT AD i
x>all;
eke ,tallow, and candles 12l'e li,aCle from
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1111
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Trains arrivo And aiep in as fol'
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t:sAvt o-.,.:
635tz,ni .... .xorTorontoOA7f3V14PTIt;?fii;Illtlrla, l o0p n1- ,An
old physician, rollred front ractloo, Navin
p 0 p s
M fans in ills hands: by alt Bast lndga nliefor
TQV00cra X9rnhun641l4 Boot and4hoeStoroo,
i In 120nneotloa with ally Leather Bllolness I keep
11 :65 ?fir••......rattoem
+.
he dy And of a simple v0g gtahlo remedy for the
the
ipcedy and porwanout Duro et Corrsultrptton, Bron.�'���•�
tyli•otock at k
"°"* �^�•^
r. -4. i
1
:albs, Catarrh, Asthniaand all throat And Lunt;
1de0tiona, •also a posltive' and radical cure for
4orvous
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l i � /: 4L'/ i� l 17f
A' t t3TRATHDI;S, AQaIAT iv
+ Through tickets to all polrlta in Alts
Aepguty an4 all Narsoue Colnpinhrte, after
lasing (Dated eta u'onde1-ful curative
•>l 1
l wost.l Acllio poast, etc,, sic rho shartW
popniar routes.
pow are in
houeands 0f cases, ho has felt It life duty to inalco it
111ltnatod day this
n►own to his sultdesireg
1lathaway, iVhitnloras, ?anonf 7'rancli I,rgssint
Eclipse, Bixby s, Perfect iiia, oto,' in 10a IG and goo
alzes
B•rxgamo ebeckod q
daaGination, Lalvcr t frell ht rates to all po
'^�-•'TiMiw
t relieve
nal sand d a of aji to rollers enlace snlPorinr, I
viii Bond ergo at etlamo, to all who desire it, this
b the rosy or slow, JAe
1 Y it goof's French
1il4e1c1119 and OrWO olhn4x sraterprgof,
7'RrRL9.-^�-
1> sAyli wGWouAM. ARRIVA AT
wipe, In Gennan, French or gs4glisb, with full3I
lirectious for prelraring and nate;,", sontby mail by
TM"
1:XU :45aou,Toronto.Gtuolph,I'alnlprstgn,,kq.
ddresoinl; with stanlp, naminuthis apor. IV, A.
laxrsa 52e 1gC VQIa .IllOglr liochCAtor. 9, S';
Brights Me.ease, 1
2gp;lu' " „Clinton, "
7.25 PAIMOrs:011, Ifiixed......
I al'o only a cleric on a $mail
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U:4saau.8:46 pon,...., iondon,o..,..,,.,.
11:20
shlary,
he sifil, but l' Olin o(fer you a conifer*
; lit Loather, Ilarsohldo, iinglish Kip,
P.M
0.1118 1►O1I,P if Vol)Cnl,) ,diH Pirie ,g
s, }' ltli
Porpoise, &c,
i Cotton and Iiifie, In alilonr;ths.
Button fastenors and setts, Coll, doles, Ste,
10,0 1
uxuries, ,It>rold
{
oltigged, they are
R.illlr are usoda'
q Sold by hit dodent*torritbynsalioil r"sit:
SGlettiille Al
In
Agency
0 j Shron Alma, bel and fit and Mazzonga liip and Calf;
CUM WHERE AI.t ELSE FAILS, also native k[p,and upper. Spanish and slail0ter
Best
Uobr h 87rup. Tastes pond, as sole.
in time. Mold hr druRlrists.
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�44 c
Y£t �j ` y+l, _ NF1 > r ,� e , Beat brands on litind in oak, and hemlock, S
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TRADE A
DE'fON P/l
stock for traces In Dalt, p ecia
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CQA1lRIC:rli
s ✓" 1 i Patrenag�o solicited, Pricesguaranteed. A postal
card will secure. quotations Ora call 11-001 to • traval•
S
6�r information and, free Handbook w1-
011yde�t bureau far securing patents 1n
livor stent-tairon out by us is broug
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ff'
the pUlio a notice Sivon free of char
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CHAPMAN
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r A=
Ind potion, Dyspopsia and $our stansach are
ausCd by the, food +term0nting. The result of far.
cntation on all organic matter must ba acid!
!his deo itillosesthefood (which shotild be digest•
d) and from that decompbsltio.n ovolvps gasses
hat rtoduce pressure on tho nerves, disorganizing
he systoin, and producing varldps syinptores of
iseaso. Tl:e '•Curative fluid" pu1-iflos tho stoni4ch;
roinotesdigestion and assfndlatiou off0gd,.thcroby
roating a healthy ourfont of blood. For sale by all
lruggists, 500, and $1,
H UED TT
:B A-W1<:W S-
osephine Street , Vhiwham, Ont,
A. IIALSIT0, J. %V. SoOTr,
taut Forest •• •.• Tdat0wol.
3eposits Received and • Interest
allowed.
Aoney Advanced to Farmers and
Business filfen,
)n long or short time, .on endorsed notes
r collateral seedfity. Sale notes bought
.t it fair valuation. Alouby remitted to all
%arts of Cana,da.at reascivable charges.
ipocial. Attention Given' to Col-
lecting Accounts and Notes..
kgonta in Caltisicia .The.nerehcmty, $amlr
off Canada
Unice%Ioais—Prom 0 a. m. to 5 p. in.
A. z•;. SXITH,
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HAVE OU
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1111
j
i;' "Backache
/
the scavengers 1
means the Aid-
of the system.
no-ya are in
"belay is
u trouble,Dodd's • .
Kidney /-tills rdiu9
dangerous. Neg-
looted kidney
Prom � pt relief,"
troubles result
Is t"76 per dent,
in Bad Blood, 1
t� a • disease is
rrst caused by
Dyspepsia, Liver 1
Complains, and 1
.t disordered kid
the moat dah•
Heys,
geroue:o f all, t
"il9ight ag uwell
Brights Me.ease, 1
try to have a .
Diaboteg and 1
4
healthy olty
Dropsy."
without sewer-
"rho a aboue
age, as good
diseassa cannot
health tuhotr the
exist where
kidneys are
bodyl'a Kidney
oltigged, they are
R.illlr are usoda'
q Sold by hit dodent*torritbynsalioil r"sit:
of price go techs, per box of silt for $0.116.
e, Witte ok
rtdw'�iltc.,'tt 71- tfrT•ororlt%
Tanner and Leather Merchant,
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g.flr-%-0
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-IN—
(31 RD
IN(31D 8:.7�U� �..QL0lH.., i
00 TO
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..L R9S1
]HATS$ CAPS, SHIRT ;
COLLARS, IC J F eta
Chea,1 for KASIT"
-AT-- i
ova
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All hytending purchasers ®f stoves for
winter will save money by buying frons.
D. SUTHE_rr_'%"_LAND.
Having bought a very large variety of
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1iAT1..l.V Edi AND CO®.lk11
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r
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( ,ser e,aw 1-a® car ,..-.� t� A"•.«
( r'
t to choose from
]Every stove guarantee: against breakage al
1•
to give complete satisfaction,
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D. SUTHIMAND.
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