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llil.
ugteitlable Umnbrellats,
Re Gave Security,
13ilger tinea np the' tklephnne
A gentleman .of Philadelphia has
bit upon tile expedient of putting it
o Paper, •,;fir 7 Evenin' paper 7
The gentleman looked down curious-
ex.
shags$. Voice at the 'phone--Wltdt
lock on wi+r umbrella, Re carries a
ly.ou the mute of humanity, the two-
nuhrber do you want? Bilges teonfi.
dentiutly)--No. 74 1. Vcice.• Wl►at
very handsome gold•movoted one,
foot newsboy and said, with n .slight
number 7 Bilger (desperatgly).-No,
which, when closed, is fastened by a
smile ,
711, Voice -Number? (wearily)
tiney silver ph„dlook, He tested the
Call you chituge a quarter 7
.Bilges
---Any one you like, Piok it out your -
value of bis invention the other day
I can get it changed mighty quick 1
self,
by putting his umbrella into a rack in
was the prompt reply. Do you want
—•
a prominent hotel, and sitting down
a paper ?
It is the Best.
near by, apparently r.xorhed 1n n
Yes, said the gentlemnip, but,. he
EAIi SIRS,—.I have used your 13 B B
Q for the past live or six years and find
newspapek, Presently a man picked
.,added, hesitatingly, . how do I ltno w
1t the beat cure for sour stomaoh and
biliou'tueds, I
up tho umbrella and went out, • lie
von. will bring; back the change','
have also used Burdock
Pills and can recommend them highly.
returned, huwover in a moment, put
You don't know it, replied the little
AmANpA FOa1tJN , 13untiuf den. Out,
it down and•took another. He could
fellow, sharply. ,.
When A man awes a geed round suln
not open it. The came experience
Then 1 must trust to y6ur honesty 1.
Ile, sometimes finds. it diffiqult to
hxpponed in:quick succession with a
That's, about the size•,of it. ,, Or---
square up,
,"dozen outer` people. No one would
Hold'oul Here's your security, Tliere's
•--.—,.
keep the urnbrella that would not
thirty four papers in this bui►dle.
CQNBUMPT$ONCURED.
open,. Another ingenious American
.I�etch on to, eir, 1 ,
An old physician, retired (rein, ' practico, hating
had placed in big hands by an East India Inisgibnary
has patented. an unstealiug umbrella,
' Before the gentleman could remon•
the formula of a Qhnple ve;;etable remedy for the
speedy and permanent cure of Consumption, Bron.
It is made like the ordinary umbrella,
strate the boy had placed the bundle
Chitls, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat and Lung
Affections, also..a ositive and radical Cure for
Nervous Debility and 'atter
exeegt that the handle may be uusers w•
of papers in his firms and was off'like
all Nen ous Complaints,
.having tested its wonderful curativQ powers in
ed and placed in the pocket. ] n the
p
a flash.
thonganas of eases, he bag fplt 6t III duty to make tt
' known to his'sn06rIng fellows. Aetuhted by this
act of unscrewing it, however, the ribs
-He was gone perhaps three minutes,
n a ve and n desire to relieve human euiferinr, I
Will sendfreo df charge, to all who desire it, this
are automatically looked together, and
but during that time the ,gentleman
g
recipe, In Germao-„Ffench or' Eu;Hish, with full
directions for preparing and using, Sent by unaq by
cannot be reopened until thehandle
a p
was rendered completely miserable.
p Y
addressIng with stamp, naming this per. W. A.
NOYSB s2e Pvvere Rloclt Rochester, 1V, Y,
is once'more screwed in place.
A half dozen of hili acquaintances
--•---
passed, and each one stopped to en.
A man, in lobking . around a. shoe
The Parting of the Ways.
quire if he had gone into the newepa-
factory, exclaimed:: Well 1 1 declare I
Wilkins arid Watkins were College
per bntihless find hoW it paid; while
This machinery beats awl !
chums i.nd close friends. They had
been hard students and had taken lit -
the newsboys gathered lonnd and
Ile out -door exercise. When they
leered him, under the impression that
• - • -
.shook hands and said good-bye, at the
he was an interloper, So lie gave a
"GRRES' Wd�ERE.-ALL ELSE FAILS
Beatcouglr Syrup: Tastes Good. Vile,
-end of their college career, they were
great sigh of relief when tbi b4, re—
i
impaired health. Both had didpep'
turned and put twenty-four cents',in
ainin,
.,
sia, liver troubles and troublesome
.
his hand
HALSTE 4 SCOTT
•COUghe.
Wilkins had plenty of money, and
r didn't run away, did I? he quid,
-decided to travel for his health.Wat•
with a of eerful grin,
:king was pe4.. SII muse go to tyork a
Noo answered the man,with a groan;
B AW -7K: + r �,S'_
for my living,” said he, $,but 1" fry
the• remedv Robinson talks so much
but if you hadn't "returned in other
.10Sep . Bort; $tCCCt Windham, Ont,
about—Dr Pierces C3oldeniVlydica,l
minute, I would .have run away.
• _
Disenvery."
t
And cheaed me out* of tell cents ?
'J. A. HALSTaD, J, 11'. scorn
Blount Forest. ,
I Llgtowel,
In less then two years, Willrinw .demanded.
the boy indignantly.
came home in his coffin. • Watkins,
But. the gentleman did not stop to
Deposits Received •and Interest
now in the prime of life, is a bank
explain,—Golden'Days.
allowed.
,presidpmt,. rich and mgpeoted, andLMoney
weighs 200 pounds. "The G61den
HOLLOWAY'S PILL'S.. - Inpigestion,
Advanced to Farmers and
Medical Dlary
cove' saved 1ny life at a
Stomach and Liver Complaints,—Per-
Business Men ,
critical time," he often says, "Oh, if
sobs suffering -from •any derangement
On lolls or saOrt time, oil' endorsed notes
ri.poor Wilkins had nal tried it !'f Foe
y
of the liver, stomach; or the organs of
or collateral security,, Safe nctaA. bon^ltt
at a fair valuation.
werylt lungs, spitting of blood, ' sill
lingering �eoughp, and iii
dif ealibll'~� should U��y� _1r 9g1r@Q to 1
Holloway s Ill ld, as 611Nre 19
:)Tolle iratilitted to all
rwrps of Canada at reasonable charges.
consumption
its early.stages, it is tin unequalled
hO tl:leJi-
Nbe known that gct's or, --these . partiez.
SpediAl• tfg ajii G•tivon to Col-
remredy.,
ula;r cirf/plaiuts with Such certain sad-'
cess;.- �GfISIOecalrar eloper"l:i`it;
d
lecting .l169fY'diiiYt>1 t1$d iV'tite8.
._
strrrrfgt11p11
Wit and Humor.
the stomp peiuerease the appetite erld
Futher. said n bey of ton yWars and complaiilsts
rouse the swish liver. For 4,bpvtiel
H16 invaluable'• as 1� re
Agents in Canada—The Iderdhants't Bank
of, Canada
and sympatlietic nature, as he paused moves every p6wary derangeiApt, Ofilge.1.ETours-From 9 it. in. to 5 p. m.
for a moment before dipping into the + thereby restoring alo,6 patient to ,tie j A. E. SMITH,
bread pudding with which 'itis dinner s(tlridest health antic` sfireneth, These Agent.
•�ouclnded`iather, I wish the cook preparations rally be ,"'set at all tithes --
Itnd in all climates by purmns affected
wouldn't use the bread to mane it tip by biliousness, nausea, of disordered
"into pudding. Why doesn„ t she cram- liver ; for; flatulency and Heartburn I)WL R
Ue it up and throw it out to the poor C.they are specifics. Indeed lib° illilmept® �
•-birds ? But, responded his more prae- of the digestive orgwwerrs,ans can` long r'eaist C� C'1�
their purifying and corrective powers,
tical sire, if you should throw year
Food• away your food to the bird S, and Proud father— We've had twinFri'm
1 1r
theri find that ycu are hungry your- our family on two . -occasions.. You a;o®
:self, what would you'. do 7 The boy can't beat that, sir. Little man (who, C� CURC
was silent for a tnonient; then his Hadn't spoken before)—;Fell, I don't ��� � 1A
'face
`face brightened, and a touch of his know about that,' 11Iy wife presented
ri. 'prlletica'lneas ,illumined Ills eye. Why, me the other night withtriplets, and ,0�'�
tbeu, he said, softly, couldn't Ive go three of a kind beat two pair, don't �H0LE r?A- r
out and kill the birds 7 they 7
Stich to 'the Right. d
ADVICE zo MOTHERS.—Are you disturbed at night Right actions spring; from ri; llt princi-
.andbroken of your rest by a sick child suffering and pig . 'In cases of Ilittrrld
cryieceang with pain of Cutthng Teeth ? TP so send at + ysensor
y,
'0nce and get a bottle of "�Irs. Wlnslow's Soothing cramps, colic, summer complaint, cholera
'syrup" for Children Teething. Its value is incal.ul• morbus, etc., the right remedy is Fowler's
able. It %rill relieve the poor little sufferer Extract of Wild Strawberry, ---an unfailing
,,Able,.
Depend upon it, northers; there is no cure—made o:>ethe principle that nature's
mistake abort it, It cures Dysentery and Diarrhoea,
regulates the Stomach and Bowels, cures wind Colic, remedies are best. Never travel without
softens the Gums, reduces Inflannnatfon, and gives it.
tone and energy to the whole system." Mrs. \Vin•
`slo%v's Soothing Syrup" for children toething is
,pleasant to the.tasto and is the prescription of one of So cosmopolitan bas New York become
sthe oldest and best omale physicians and nurses in ( in recent years that more than Ill lam -
the United States, and is far sale by all druggists i;
hoto
lie ,tt tine world. Price twenty -ave cents a uages an
bottle. Be sure and ask for "hfirs. WINSLOw'S d dialects are spoken in'that
' SOOT1111M Sv=P.' and flake nn nfhAr kind city. ,
111aboi-There are now over 4,000 3 Applications.
• avoeatiolls women
Open to . It takes only this to thoroughly remove
p ( Dandruff, stopitellin„ of the scalp, and
Olara-Dear me ! �Vllat are they ?' make tile ]lair soft and pliable. Iu fact,
112abe1—Let 11+e ser. I Anti -Dandruff is a perfeet hair tonic—all
One o£ therm say kU who use it.
:is lvarriagP, and allother is—is—. Dear
me l'I've forgotten ,the others. Why are women extravagant in cloth-
es ?—Because when they buy a now
-Mc mthly PrIzOA for.Eoys and Girls. I dress they wear it oub in the first day.
The "Sunlixlit" soap Co., Tomato, offer the fol
lowing prizesayci•y month till further notice, to Itch, Mange ah I Scratches of every kind, on
boys and girls under Ie, residing in the Province of hutnan or aatnnals, cured in 90 minutes by wool
ontarfo.,vho send tine gmatcat nutnbor of ',Soil• ord s Sanitary Lotion. This never falls, Soldhy
light" wrappers.: 1st, ;110; Mid, ; 3rd, S3 ; 4th, A. L. Hamilton.
41; 5th tol4th, a Ilandsomo Stook; .and a pretty'
pioturo to those who, send not lees than 19 wrappers, Sar, Francisco has an earthquake
Send wrap ors to "sunlight" Snap 0111co, 49 Scott proof hotel. 1t is constructed of iron
t., Toronto, not later than 20th of each nronthn and
marked "ConIpatttfon",; also give lull nano, ad• and in the form of two hollow squares,
dross. ago and ntmtbe11 of .wrappers. 1Vlnnora'
hameswill'be published in rhe Toronto Mail on first one within the other, arranged so as to
sattirday In each month, �— blacp the o)her,
Walter ,(bowing and scrapiug)—^-1 I suddenly Progtrat:od.
say, sir,llaven't you £ot at-�or W-solYle- I G r,4TLr5M'N,- I was suddenly' prostrated I
y R While at work by a severe attack of cholera
thing ? Old Gout—No ; what !t Waiter t' morbus. We sent at once for a doctor, but �
—Why, you knot%, Old the seemed unable to help. All
evacuation
tlr�+a tip
about every forty' minutes was fast wear.
ent (confidingly) --0h, well, play iug out, We sent for a bottle of Wila Straw- ;
Ol7gstreet far glade. berry, which saved my lite.
Mull N VAN NATtun, Mount Brydges, i
Vrans5 Xab'ules.t SaIr -sour stomaiah. 1,046, i
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ANDl1EL•• COM❑
,I'LAIJ1
SU1PIE. of .
Ci B6.'DRERi "A��L�`
c rS--
t?EU✓ARE `oF lMl7AIONS.
MAVE
1111
R,1
to"Backache 'the, scavengers
si nleans the kid. df' 'tile sgstenr,
N.4 neys are in "Deis is
trouble, Dodds dc0gerous, Neg-
.* Kidney Pills give 'fected kidney
:? prompt relief» troubles result
"76 per Cent in. Bad Blood,
of disease is DyslYepsia, ,Giver
i? friss' caused by 061P Plaint, and
A disordered kid- the fnost dan,
nays. serous of all,
Mitght as well Bright! Disease,
m try to have A Diabetes and
healthy city Dro�lszy'•
Wit -bout sewer- ' The above
age, as good diseases cannot
health when the exist where
kidneys are Dodd's Kidney
clogged, they are Pills are used'
Sold by All dcalors orsontby rnall on teialpt
of price so cchts, pct box or, rids for $,,,
De—L.A. Smith sc Co, Toronto. Writm fct
book'osn-j Kidoo Talk.
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tove,
purchasers of stoves for this
Witter will save money by -buying from
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lr
-bougl,'t a very large variety of
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to choose from
stoves%<araYiteed agains
satisfaction,
Wittg+katn,•�Uo'tobat' i3tli `liltll:
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Trafng Arrlvo.Arid depart a+, follow$; '
I and Dleizonia Kt and Calf,
Spanish an slaughter
GKAyA.fo J
..ForToronb o..,..»..,.!
2AO pin
To General Aferehants DRet $sot Atn,t Shoe Store$.
in cou110010n with nay Leather Business
z
J 21`[)0 P•. 01 ............ For � oo4wAter.......a
I10:b5 p. oill
f keep a
full stock of1A
HARNELEATHER,
G0 2�N
QE D1 SING,
A• C. 13TcketATIfDFp ones In, wAorl v,
Through tickets to all points AlarerlvaM
west
i Pacific coast, eta., xta the ,shortesif
h
I popular routes. AaugWk- Checked that,
llathaway; 1y'httntotire, 7snonf, French Dressing
Eclipse Btxby'B, rect "I" eto, 1110, 15 and 2b4
etxee, ty the or dole,",
destinatlon. Lowestfreh*rates toall poin
(
I -T1.11119 fME TJ1bLE.--- -
gross Jacquot's French
Blacking and Gray's clhnax waterproof.
Gr,Avx wt\eIIAM. Annlvk AT %
patent tal[en nut by us i sler,
11 2e a.m,Toronto.Gavils%,Palnic rston, &o, E
LPahnerston,
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ic
Aflxed ..,.10
1;.45 a.nl ..Jo�ndon, ft .,11
,.
11;20 aani„...... Kincardine, &C
I” Leather, Hdrsvhidv, Rnglidh KIP,9:40
Porpoise, &�
Cotton and Rifle. in all Isngths.
p, in -,. 13
10.02
Button fastenete +ynd setts; cork soles, &c.
SHOE • ' FATHER
Scientific Agee
Agene'V IN
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010 TO
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COLLARS,
tove,
purchasers of stoves for this
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M
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lr
-bougl,'t a very large variety of
TI1iTC-� Abs D
to choose from
stoves%<araYiteed agains
satisfaction,
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also native kip andper..
I and Dleizonia Kt and Calf,
Spanish an slaughter
sole
,
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TRAIBest
brands on han
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oak and hemlock. SpeclnPRistockfortraces
Patronage soljcitPricesguaranteed.
A postal
Por hiformtrtiop aad free $andtie
Oldest' Aur&eaCu �r se uurng patencard
wild secure quIons
or a call from In • travel+Every
J
patent tal[en nut by us i sler,
e
the public by a notice givep free c
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CHAPMAN,Lartzest
Tonne
ad Leather 14ferehant,
Circulation of an iletoatl
�aIIdet,o l ve wf, Illus rated.
,i WINGHAAI,
,
sear; $1.50 six months. Address
�pDLISHERS. Sol Broadway, New
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-IN
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010 TO
BSTE
ai C.APS,
COLLARS,
tove,
purchasers of stoves for this
Witter will save money by -buying from
M
]N. S'1�UTHEIZ.LAND.
lr
-bougl,'t a very large variety of
TI1iTC-� Abs D
to choose from
stoves%<araYiteed agains
satisfaction,
Wittg+katn,•�Uo'tobat' i3tli `liltll:
D. SUTHKINU.tAND.
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