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How 'TO4e9 got om
i guess }dung Jones wall get o1
"Ie's in an ,-)lice. oil Califoautiia atre
ar sornewhereithereaboats, M,40 s oar
less and has,lxlacip so , many siaistak
`t tat Ile knew ,the one Ile -Wade ]a
WiDuld be fail.. Ile went hacJ� fro
Ltunch the othea•,day and It fell,oW,elp
M"t him ort the lairs.
You'll get it, XgLaes, The old niadt
boiling, and lip's ,)ren calling for g
for the last fifteen ,minutes.
Jokes stopped alt, the landing all
cogitated, He )oust head off the of
man e�33011OW, IIe ,rale downstai
and up the street as haled as he Wool
go to a florist's. There Ile purchase
a little fifteen cent boquet and march
ed gaily back.
Air. Joueg 2 cantle in a loud ton
,from the private office as hat entered
Yes, sir, tend ,lie deposited his hat
bid the itowers in his coat, walked int
the private office alul Closed the doo
carefufly,
Mr. Jolles, I have frequently -
I beg your pardcn, sir, but I hive
private message for you.
Mr. Jones, You'l'e been -a private
messago 1 What is it Y
)lis tone chan;p'd as Jones•quietly�
laid his flower • oil the desli before
him.
What is this 2
It's it little boquet, �� lady -aloe
in while you were out -a young lady
•rand inquired fur you. He is not in,
I said. Call I do anything for you ?
,Carl I trust you 4 she asked wit],
the Utmost confidence, I said, j� ill
you give this flower tq lyll,, Johnson Z
And do u j, I t a1lSrou see you, and tell
It W112 left by till, lady in ilp) blue
bonnet. And here it is, sir.
Dear the I that's odd. Jones Qaw a
Peat' conte is Lin face and Le Ictlew he
was all right. The lady i° the blue
bonnet! Bless illy soul, Jones, that's
curious. I don't know ally, what was
Bile like ?
She was very pretty..
Pretty ! Very well, 11r. Jones,you,ll
really' have to be a little more care.
fill.
'You've been malting another -by
the way, Jones, , if you can find out
anything about the lady-yoll needn't
mention, of course -you can let file
know. And the old mauls been look.
Ingfixedly ILL every wvoruau In a blue
bonnet he has net since.
The Summer Death Rate,— I
The greatest evidence of the daugers
of" Cholera Morbus, Diarrhoea, and
Dysentery, is the increase ill the
death -rate of all the leading cities
during the summer month,;. Dien and
women can not be too careful of their
habits of life during the heated term,
and particular attention should bs
paid to the diet of children, A, supply
of PERRY DAVIS, ,1.,AIh BILLER should
always be at band, for it is the only
medicine. that atul be..relied on at all
tunes as sale, sure, and speedy. A
teaspoonful will cure and ordinary
case; but in severe attacks it is occas-
ionally necessary to bathe the sufferer's
Stomach with the PAIN KILLER. • All
reputable druggists have. it for sale.
25c. price per large bottle.
Way She Hesitated,
Say you Will be mine 1 he pleaded,
But She hesitated.
You have been very kind to me, she
,said.
And I swear to devote the balance of
lay life to you, he protested.
,11 Your devotion has always been
marked, she assented. I admit that
You have paid Every possible attention.
Ybil discow red' illy favorite flower and
kept me supplied all last Winter, It
Was -Very thoughtful of yell.
It was uiy love--
And lion bong, George. Yon seldom
let Me be without hent. • It must have
taken a great deal of .yeut' silaTy to
fray don't speak of salary, Luella.
Hoer call bur. thii,lt of money When
trying to GlAtkiphte your �tvislle's I It
was and is illy gtremet�t pleasure.
you llalt011067lie1'to ittrithk that • I
`was too 'fai'ry,like eta rrttllt anywhete
'no matter horn Aoirt the dislaneof she I
went till.
matter when one enjoys your company,
CannY'Iaricshire. � ..--_..�.:..—.�,�.a�- �__ ....: '
a., How e9mid,a ask you to walk when I It was a third. class l airiage oil the
A Blessn to .
et, knew ya,>l preferred to di •ive r Lancaallire and Yorkshire hallway, g EVer�' HousG'�l.A�.d.
e- I apprtloiate it all, George, she said;. The talk all the way bad been abqut
et George,es I clat i fully.er And
Ile could crowed
racila0 One youuR fellow had HOLLOWAY'S PILLS AND OI
t �i
Towed so lustily as to what lie could Het
in truthfully gar iT-••Blit I These rou,edies have stood the coat of aft •
y can't marry du on the cinder track that an old i yoara0xnnrlenco, and are
rk you. I havO thought the rale, over fellow sittiu 1•'nri,ilyusu, pronouueed the hest llcdie
calmly And Heel tLUat I could not be partment thouail,°ne eoruer of the tom- T�� ('
".t 11e would trtlie It out t'urlfi the blood,lcorrect all disorders of the I,1VF�,'Il, S OniACEf KITaTI,,yg Aril T.(:11'
's happy with yon. of the youngster,
,p11 Why 'lot `i fit, asked anxious!'!, So tha Cot, t'lln a Ili,, Gpll tI.A � lie
inraluabio In all complaints incidental to foluales of, all as es.
You are too extravagant, skid, �-'�� 02NT� �NtZt
Is thoonly reliable rolnedy for bad legs, sor,s Ulcers, and old wounds. FOR Bl?ONCF1i7IS,
Oh, this rill t41f A w reckon aw Cpn w THROATS COUGHS, OOLLS, GOUT, `RF.I I3iATIsJj. GLADULAR SWELLINGS ANL AL
ri �' in tb© ears , , w, the reply, t DISEASES 1T HAS NO Es DUAL, itfanufactured only et 78, New Oxford. Late O;rd, Oxford Strout, L
Ob, tills humming in the head I Atv']l till clic wha6 and sold by all Medicine Vendors throughout the world.
rs Hawking', blowing, snuffing, , tlw'll do wi' thi.
e, gasping, AW Il race chi for five peawnds it tba'11 lint ills Oxford Street, Landau, they are spurious.
tPurhasers should look to the Label oil the Boxes and .Pots, If Elle addr
d 'Watering eyes and throat a -rasping, ,
Health impaired and fled. gi me tl yard start. -
d Till I Would that 1 were dead I Done ; weeer will tha run 4 - _
1, what folly to suffer so with catarrh -
at troubles, when tl,e worst cases of Up a ladder t crime the answer,
ebronic catarrh in the )lead are reliev. amidst roars of laughter. I ,
e ed and cured by the mild clean6ina AML
and heallug properties of Dr, ,Sage's Pil>ans Tabules roliove colli.
Catarrh Remedy, It purifies the foul Pembroke seems t0 be a sill-
breath, by 1%moving the cause of offence empty younn, oulurly A�
° f heals the sore and inflamed passages, IrIe is always fill).tu,. You wrong hitil. gQUftk►5
r and perfeets a lasting cure.
That which makes people dissatisfied l
A Progressive Conundrum• with their conditions is the chimprical
They were Working � REGULATE THL .. o
a' y the Conundrum idea they form of the happiness ,fl
rachet at a small sociable on Caas others. STOMACH, LIVER, Ate 1B®�g-+�5!
avenue tllc other evelliug, when a pre Held np a train, but it was field up i�ag,r AND OWE
viously silent yolltl] put ill Ilis oar I by two little girls and belonaed'to thel PURIFY THE
will' t1lo ckirrent Conversation• bride, so lie lives were lost, BLOOD,
I've gut one, he said Itch, ,}lame and Scratches of eycry kind oil A RELIABLE REMEDY FOR
W11at is it t asked the, crowd, human or animals, cured in 30 minutes' by tllool;
fc. r,. anitltoll. tion. This never fails. sokiby Indigestion, Biliousness, Headache, Constipation,
hey is he;hd like i hahy'1 A. I,. Fla,»ata°' Dyspepsia, Chronic Liver Troubles, Dizziness, Bad
They lvrrstled with it for ten Mill- very mR!1 t 005 be will be aI'Ie Complexion D
encs and n , Dysentery, Offensive Breath, aria all
have it up = {l cJl he subuijtt CD i' orf) defter things s,.t rnonthe disorders O� the Stomach, Liver and ;Bowels.
ed tills answer ; `` from row.
Because nP.ab'Fll 1� h01ki�; lN)Ine 1S ixdz%atll—`vhy ]p the tp01'ld d0 y011 R'pansTabules contain nothinginju'rious to the most delicate constitu-
tied. Pleasant to take, safe, effectual. Give immediate relief. Sold by
wilpre, Elle heart is, a'liere. trip lipart iswant Jaystnith nominated i He druggists, A trial battle sent by mail on receipt of x5 cents. Address
owes I
is the chest, a chest is a box, a box is You , 100, Mricldox -That's it exact• THE RiPANS CHEMiCAL CO.,
Io S
a s:uall tree, a small tree is a bush, a iY• When he's a candidate he won't l pruce Street, � New York City.
flush is a ,crowing plant, a growing ' dare refuse to pay it.
--�..
plant is a beautiful thin;, rl beautiful �tiLat is the matter with you ? You �' r` �-y�-�
thin; is, the primrose, the primrose is I are all ovt r dirt. Beeu rlrinkiu�4 No, T� �•� .; .lL�p i �,
a pronounced veller, and a pronounced 'poll honor. Yea, I die) have n mills j Iq L
yeller is a baby, punch as I camp tk. rough till, I Rovnt atom srrnarsurrs.
Satd' ; 1 REDUCTION IN RATC.s•
After which ho once more relapsed Thlit cow of ours r, anll he convinced that
1' nave me a kick. !
into silence, Enghsh Sttiavtn Liniu,ontrenioves all hard, soft or Steamers sail rte ularll fi•cnU
_ oallousedLkinipsarid Blemishes fron,horsey, Blood. PORTLAND AND FIA LI FAX To LIVET.
She Found an Explanations. Spawn, %)links, Ring Bone, Swveeney, Stifles, Sprains, � �7� +� _
p gore and Swollen Throat, Carl hs, etc. Save S5q by v Q �j�� , POO 1_ rift Londunderry,
use of one bottle. Warranted the most wvonderfal I b ���
YOU See, Mrs. Oilriz, said the suave I lemish CIn'ea�er known., Sold by A. L. Hamilton. ; �^!� G L1 t nrarvo eery Ur,sr,r,,,, aroxrns,
young; loan, thev called thein Callan -Cabin, $40 ar,ci
Sylnupwards• Second
pathy, dear friend, is sweet, hilt steet•nge at lou• rates. No Cattie Carried, 4«'0.
( ites bpeauSes they canl'o from Canaan. the lest brand of syn,pntily dor., opt : I
011, I uuderstillid, said the old lady, consist it ��oin- to see a Bleat j 13 the finest Wit i I+'iuish l;nnw,,, STATE) sEltvicu or
affably. There's something that 11r• and chperson
AL-LAN Lf'1 N E:
cheering hila up by bragging
LINE.
) "TEAUS1,1IPa.
Oilriz knowed and I didn't• you never felt so well in all your life,
Indeed ! NEW YC)li,K & GLASGOW
Yes. Hol had beard that you spent The Plead Surgeon. vLondonderry, every Hnrtni ht. Cabin, Q40 and
UP words. Slx•ond Cabin, 12,% Steera••e at lou rates.
SP•Vprfll Veal'S In l.'&1'Ie, and he spoke of Of the Lubou llledteal Company is now at I 0 B' T Apply to H. S; A. ALLAN, 3lautreal, or
Toronto, Canada, and may be consulted U 0 0 1 H � A � N 9
you yesterday as a Par?site._Iudye, either in person or by letter ori all chronic i HENRY ,
DAA IS. Xt INGRA�f.
diseases peculiar to man. ,lieu, youug,old,
Gives Good Appetite, or middle-aged, who tiud theu,selve new ,
Urns, -I think your valnuble medicine ,ons, weal, and exhausted, who are broken "` `--------
cannot be surpassed,accordilip to the bene- down from excess Or overwork, resulting in I T
is the• b•tst ill the world, OSEPFI COWAN
fit I recetyed from it. After suffering from I many Of the following symptoms: Mental r ••
headache and loss of appetite for nearly deprossion, premature old age,loss of vitalI
four years, I'tried B. -B. B. with the great- ity, loss of memory, bad dreams, dimness I I GLNru: 3Tu Div, C;oLnT, G() HulloN,
eat success, finding it gave me trent relief of sight, palpitation of the heart, emissions �� A. w f $l�T Lt Q �� 1
and good appetite. I now enjoy lack of energy, CL 1! E & AUCTIONE1,,R,
j y good �Y, pain in the kidneys, head, �
health which I owe to your valuable msdi- ache, pimples oil the face or body, itching ISSUER OF MARRIAGE LICENSES
clue. Idiss ]tIiNxin Bnotv.r, or peculiar seusation about the scrotum, STONE BLOCK,
London, Out. , I wasting of the organs, di2ziness, speaks be, Co�rntrsslovLn ry 1?, C;, Jb;1C
1 fore the eyes, twitching Of the muscle4,eye � OXETrtt,
A First Night. lids, and elsewhere, bashfulness, deposits �Vlll,ham, ONT•
of the urine, loss of will power, tenderness:
Usher' -1 can ,ivt- you a good,seat of the scalp and spice, weak and flabby' Sole Agents for above
muscles, desike to sleep,failure to be rested �LrTt©xY
after the first act; tile lie Iwspape'r critics by sleep, Constipation, dullness of hearing, r _"`- '- -- - -- .l`l
go then, 1088 of voice;dosirefor solitude,excitabi!ityi _ n. WIN G H A M
of temper, sunken eyes surrounded with �-]
Standee --Don't they come back LrAoaNiitCQ.b],oil looking PA Capita.
�1'�
all s y kin, etc, wee i p�,� p , w , .OU,000. Rest, $600,000.
-pain ? yt,aptbrr,s'of nervous debility that lead 1'+i
to,nsaelity •wnd death uniess Cured. The ® President -Jour STUAR'r.
Usher -Bless you, 1101 they only 8prilW OTvita'1 force having lost its tension Vice•Presidout-A. G. Ita„sap,
drop in to verify their suspicions, every f iuctiou wanes in consequence, UJ
' Those w'bo through abuse committed in 9 ` ' DIRECTORS
iguortu„ee ismay' be permanently cured. 0 � JOHN PROCTOR Crus, GuaNxv, G,co ltoeon, A. T
Oh, My Head t Send wyq r address for book on all diseases, i1 W6an, A B. Lan (Toronto).
HAT splitting headache, aching brow p6og6nor'to -man. Books beat free sealed, 1* T}t. 0341110r -J. TUR."ULL.
and irritable feeling can be immedi, He"It disease, the symptoms of 1 11 :IL are V Savings $gnu )lours, l0 to S; saturdat's, to
ately relieved and permanently cured by faacxt'spe�lls, purple lips, numbneas,palpita !"� i, Deposita of til and upwanls received and interest
Burdock Blood Bitters, the best 'remedy ti'en,-&hi beats, 'hot flushes, rush of blood ems+ I avowed.
for headache constipation and all disorders to tolro+Freaa, dull pain ih the heart with •� fy� Special ]Deposits 41140 reecivcd at current
fi,atttlts strong. p 1"� t� rates of Interest.
Of the stomach, livbr bowels and blood,. g• ra id and irregular, the Drafts on Great Britain and the United states
, sdcaudlhea,rtbeat qui ckerthan the 'first;pain _��tl r� A O bought Mid sold
Nothing But the Truth. wboutitlho breast bone, etc, can positively (J�
Ileefoured. No Cure, no pay. Send forB WIL' LSON, AMNIT.
She --My dear, you told me. you! illodk. Address M. V LUBON, 24 51acdon• t �1 lLi'
iEit & DICKINSON
Were stayii*g up wall a siert man lastWll•Awe. Toronto, Canada. l ILJJ rQ d y �i Solicitors.
ntght,arid now I find you weep, playing or i H -4 _-____.____-___-
poker.
•-- ____.-
L.L.! >=; � ._..__..,...
poker, ri KEY TO HEALTH. UJ C H .� I ZETLAND SAW MILL
116 -But, my dear, I did stay up( � a
with a sick man, ;
Bile—who
1tiswas it 4 . ' I 0
GEORGE THONlSON Proprietor.
I
Marey+.. A r'►
'.gravers --Ito you know the addeerss Ifniateks all t110 ologgecl 9,venne2 bl" the vl./ i
Of a good Washorwomfill 3- Lumber of all kinds,
Dashavvay---i do, lint I would rather Bowels, Kidneys a,nd Liver, carrying
not give it to ,you. off gradually without weakening the Sys• e UJ t; �..� Fl 'S�=C��1Sa Shingles.
Lem, all the impurities and foul humor's
DashaH'ay—. Well, to be frame with coin AeldiOy 61! the Stoc Cot,* � ,,j
Travers—Why not I of the secretions; at that samo tic Ld ` 6
Head Cites, mash,i1C� CCS, PASS,
You, Gid man, aIle Is porde enough al- g .Dyspepsia+
DIZ7ltiessy Heartburn, I
ready, Constipation, Dryness bf the Shin, Haney to toiLn On Not6s—.: far Loa �I���'� � �pBCll�it�
r._. is Dropsy',_ Dlrrinesa of Ision, Jaun.- 1
A ✓�urw yttsllAno9,
Gmu''unpit,- we have it family of *even
children %hd have 'Yelled on Dr. Fowler's
Uxtract ct Wild Strawbarryp lot th'a past
ten Y,**" ap 04 awsai, of diarrtieait r,t,d
1
Nates PISCOUnted
Ali' RE ASOMA 11,11 kl ti' S
Monty ed
%VOOD� delivered Err AXY part of
Will}tlialn,
LlrtiM b3•'en4POM1 V4_