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TEMPERANCE COLUMN. Too .Alsaent Minden, Br'er Quicicsllvau, wot you puttin'
- Citizen ---I never 800 Captain' Ma- dem brickbats in yon' coattail pacicet%
clod around any more. fa' 2 Gwen kill somebody1 No 1 I
nte;ruperanco. ' HOLLOWAY'S P1L S AND O1NT EN
Looping basic to the opening years 1?ollceman--FIs s not on the force alters slips sltlupirl' heavy !u my coat*
of this country, we sail discern a .any mole, Got put out, tails 'fon 'bout die time, when de .
marked improvement in the state of well 1 well 1 What for heavy will's 'gin ter blow, ooze deg These remedies have stood the test of ilk nears experience, and ;re prnnounecn •tnc nest brcdreins+
public opinion with regard to the de. I Absent nlvindness ,,.,,:- stay whar dey b'tongs. enmity »so,
A Blessing to Eves y Household.
grading vice of intemperance. Then, Absent minded, was he?
it was not an indelible disgrace to a Xis, nor. He raided a getublin' and
gentleman to consume so many glasses arristod a whole crowd o' city officials.
of wine at dinner that the conclusion But they shouldn't have Leen there.
Av coorse not. Ho was so absent -
of the meal found him under the a
table. Here in Canada even rum mounded he forgot to give them notice,
almost invariably provided at all bees facts and Figures,
and social gatherings, and consequent- A reliable record of the world's progress,
giving invaluable ;uformatiou on
Iy it was not at all unusual for the en- huudreds of subjects, historical, religious,
tertaina)ent to be concluded with a mercantile, household and farm. Facts,
fight. In Dr. Gannifl"s "�eltlars of statistics, hints and hits, ' are dealt with.
g Everyone should have a copy, Sent on
Upper Canada" is a quotation from an receipt of a three cent stamp, by T Mil -
old account book relative to the build- burn ,Sr Oa, Toronto, Ont. Don't delay as
the supply is limited.
ing of the Napanee Mills ; . and again
and. again, mixed up with the et.tries Man is a good deal like a fish. You
about nails and whip •caw tile:, are know the fish would nut get into very
such items as the following : Fur rais- serious trouble if it kept its mouth
ing the •saw mill, 2 gale. '8 pts. of rum, shut.
17,. 6d. 4 gals. and 1 qt. of ram for So you are in trouble again, Pat.
raising the grist mill, at 7s. Gd. It Are you ' camped' far money again '1
reads as if the rtitn had some motive No, many thanks to yez. it is for
power of Its own. viten cucumbers this toime.
In some parts of the country, whis- Ja;sou says it is a great tiring to be
key succeeded to rum, and for .many able to keep the respect of the man
years figured at thrashings . and rais- who passes the plate to you every
Ings as•the most important part of the Sunday.
entertainment. Happily, that is • Dunnvi4lo Doings.
changed, and tea and coffee has so GENTL)iMEN,—I had a keadache for a long
decidedly taken its place, that most time, and seeing .Burdock Blood Bitters
farmers would regard it as ti slur on' advertised, I got a bottle, and it not only
nrelieved me at the time but I have not
their respectability to have it•said that been bothered since with headache and I
theyhad offered whiskey to their think I have seen the last of it.
bTlnsn) Yratts, »uuville, Ont.
hands
Yet, whiie appaling Bums are eery Glanders : It is said that paper eau
year wasted on •intoxicating' liquors, be used efieetively in keeping a person
and while drunkenness is •the source of worm.
00 much crime and lmisnry; we caiuot Gazlay : That is very true, I re -
congratulate ourselves on our sobriety member a thirty•day not of mine once
as a nation. . There rather seems kept me in a sweat fora rnunth.
regson for shame that more has not: The use of honey instead of sugar
been accomplished, and if eachtem- for almost, every kind of cooking is as
perste person in the country were to pleasant for the slate as it is healthy
recognize his. responsihilsty in this for the stomach. jet preparing rasp -
Matter, and were to labor with both
hands earnestly to get rid of this ter-
rible blot on our Christian land, surely
it would soon disappear. Every one
sen do something. Titers are little
ones to be taught to loathe the evil of
intemperance before they are tainted
with it ; there are the tempted to be
sought out and warned and guarded ,
there aro places to be supplied where
the poor and homeless may enjoy light Lady Friend.: So you are going to
and warmth and friendly company graduate next month, Maud ? Dear
• without the evils of the public house; me! what a tinge of it you must have!
and there are laws on the subject to he 1 suppose you must be nearly fagged
• altered and improved. If you con ail out ! Maud : 0 dear not mamma. hires
in none of these things, you inay at a dressmaker, and she does all the
least resolve that you will never play sewing. AU I hare to do is to try on,
the part of the tempter to the young you know,
or thea weak by offering them intoxi-
cants in your house.
The Head Surgeon. '
Of the Lnboi Medical Company is now at
Toronto, Canada, and may be consulted
either in perso» or by letter on all olirenio
diseases peculiar tc man. Mon, young,old,
or middle«aged, who find themselve uerv-
ous, weak and exhausted', who are broken
down from excess or overwork, resulting in
many of the following symptom: Mental
depression, premature old ago,lose of vital.
ity, lose of memory; bad dreams, dimness
of sight, palpitation of the heart, emissions
lack of energy, pain in the kidneys, head.
aeho, pimples on the face or body, itching
or peculiar sensatiou about the scrotum,
wasting of the organs, dizziness, spooks be,
fore the eyes, twitehiug of the niusoles,eyo
Hole, and elsewhere, bashfulness, deposits
of the urine, loss of will power, tenderness
of the scalp and spine, weak and flabby
muscles, desire to sleep,failure to be rested
by sleep, constipation,, dullness of hearing,
loss of voice, desire for solitude,exoitability
of temper, sunken eyes surrounded with
LEADLN IiWLE, oily looking skin, etc, are 1.
all symptoms of nervous debility that lead
to insanity and death unless cured. The
spring or vital force having lost its tensiou
every function wanes in consequence.
Those who through abuse committed in
ignorance may be permanently cured.
Send your address for book on all diseases
peculiar to man. Books sent free sealed,
Heart disease, the symptoms of which are
faint spells, purple lips, num bness,palpite..
tiou, skin beats, hot flushes, rush of blood
to the heat, dull pain in the heart with
beats iatroug. rapid and irregular, the
second heart''neat quicker than the first,pain
about the breast bone, eto, can positively
be cured. No cure, no pay. Seed for
book. Adtlrtss M. V LUBON, 21 52acdnu•
ell Ave. Torouto, Canada.
Purify the blood,' correct all disorder's of the LlVuIi, STOMACII, tiIDNEYS AND
invaluable in alt coa)plaints incidental to females oft ail ages.
T UTNT 1.1- NT
row +r"
isthoonly reliable remedy for bad legs, sores, ulcers, and old wounds. FOE iiUQNC1111I8, Sr'
THROATS, GOMIS, MIMS, GOUT, 1tf7EUMATIS61, GLADULAR SWELLINGS AND ALL SE
DISEASES IT IIAS NO EqUAL. Manufactured only at 78, New Oxford. Late 651, Oxford Street, Loud
and sold by all Mcilieino Vendors throughout the world.
iR-Purhaaers should look to the. Label on the I3oxes and Pots. If the address
not 538 Oxforcl•:itveot, Loudon, they are spurious.
VE KEY TO HERM
Unlocks all the clogged avenues of the
Bowels, Kidneys and Liver, carrying
off gradually without weakening the sys-
tem, all tho impurities and foul humors
of tho secretions; at the same time Cor-
recting Aeidity of the Stomach,
curing Biliousness, Dyspepsia,
Headaches, Dizziness, Heartbu>n,
berry or strawberry short cake, it is Constipation, Dryness of the Slain,
Dropsy, Dimness of Vision, Jaun-•
infinitely superior. dee°, Salt Rheum, Erysipelas; Sero-
' Fula, Fluttering of the lleart, Ner-
The Best Known. • vousness, and General Debility ; all
these and many other similar Complaints
Duan Bnts,—jcau recommend Dr. Fow- yioldto the happy influence of BURDOCK
ler's Extract 'fff Wild Strawberry for BLOOD BITTER". •
summer complaint and diarrhoea. I have For ,Salo by all, Dealers.
used) t ie my family for two years for T.NNELMi O & G41,oy,)+ietorS T®outo.
children and adults with the greatest satin- 1 ') ""= )
faction. .
NUE, FRANK Bohn, nustin, Man.
Terse Ttrnths.
It is a lean rig thatif elways squeal-
ing.,
HALSTED & SCOTT
BAN2 E S-
losephinelStreet • - Whm, Ont.
J. A. iiaisPED,I 3. W. Scow,
Mount Forest. Listowel.
Deposits Received and Interest
allowed.
It is not the growth of the fruit that Money Advanced to Farmers and
Business Men,
exhausts the tree so much as the for-
Dation and petfeotinc �� of the seeds: On long or short time, on endorsed notes
or collateral security. ~Sale notes bought
Hence if we can reduce the number of at a fair valuation. Money remitted to all
apples, pears or plums on a tree that
parts of Canada at reasonable charges.
is over full, those remaining will be Special Attention Given to Col -
A seed that will not grow is no bet larger aid finer, and more fruit and looting Accounts and Notes.
ter than one that is rotten. •louds will be formed for the next sea-
. Love never complains that the price son. Agents in Canada=•'rhe Morohants' sane;
it has to pay is too much.. b" bf4 Canada
E. H. DEVER, Office Ilours—Rrom,O a. nit to 6 p. m.
Vinegar in a jug is a good thing,but
in people it is a nuisance. •
in and Embahner,has opened out A. E. SIVSXTH,
- REGULATE THE -
STOMACH, LIVER N1s).BOWELS,
AND
PURIFY THE BLOOD.
A RELIABLE REMEDY FOR
Indigestion, Biliousness, Headache, Constipation,
Dyspepsia, Chronic Liver Troubles, Dizziness, Bad
Complexion, Dysentery, Offensive Breath, and all
disorders' of the Stomach, Liver and Bowels.
Ripens Tabules contain nothing injurious to the most delicate constitu-
tion. Pleasant to take, safe, effectual. Give immediate relief. Sold by
druggists. A trial bottle sent by mail on receipt of as cents. Address
THE RIPANS CHEMICAL CO.,
so Spruce Street, = = New York City.
TRY IT
a first class undertaking parlor, oprositu Agent,
L'bisholtn's Drag Store, Win ihatn, and is
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Sin will behave itself a year to get k 6
prepared to take charge of anything in that
to have its own way an hour, liue.that,me.y be entrusted to him, having ALLAN T T 1'a Y E
put in a ste k equal to anything outside of „e. •1-�
It is hard to be a friend to a Mian the city, both iu taste and quality. Prices ROYAL MAIL STSAMs»Irs.
Who is an enemy to i)ilnse.£ very moderate, First ()lass hearse 10 at-
tendance. E. H. DEW= REDUCTION 114 RATES.
• The spider probably thinks that the t Steamers sail mentally frtm
beg is wasting time in leaking honey. , Rhubarb Jelly. --- Take 'rhubarb PORTLAND AND HALIFAx To LIVER -
There is something wrong with a stalks, wipe clean, peel and cut into , POOL via Londonderry.
man's religion if it never' makes hire inch 1 ir'ces. To each pound of fruit at= ir0 Tile WINTER IIOETllb.
Cabin, 840 and upwards. Second Cabin, £'26.
want to sing. add three-quarters of a pound of white steerage at low rates. No "Cattle Carried.
It.is so much easier to tell other sugar, put it on and boil until the raTTj sEttvlcl or
people how to walk than Itis to show )ace is well drawn. Sellin into pre` • r IL•ALLAN LINE
them how. serving kettle, boil quickly until it + 1
STEAMSHIPS.
When a boy has to be washed he is Clings to the spoon; skint well .and•put NEW YORK & GLASGOW
Sorry altar Golutilbus ever disooa'eled mor jelly glasses.. Use no.
waterin.ould
America. 0
The trouble with the ratan who knows A horse eau ho kept from'patviug
nothing is that he 18 ^it vS, thelast the floor when tied up in the stable by
w a taking a piece of log'cltain of five or
to find it out, six links, Fasten this 'to the leg .just
The first Imre a boy gets ten miles above the knee by means •of a light
away from home he thirties !hitt the strap. While in the stall the 'chain is
world is a whopper.• --•-%tang's Horn.
anal lee convinced that
&hiatin eusToM WORK
We wish to inform the public that we have these
Woolen Mills in A 1 rnnnn,g order, and will this
,season Aire special attention to
Ia the finest Wit 1 Finish known.
RUBBER
PAINT
is the best in the world.
J. A. CLINE & CO,
kept on and hangs hi front of the leg.
There is nothing tike poached eggs, It is snt•rprising bow soon s pawing
as he gran said wla.n be robbed his horse is broken of a bad habit by such _ = -M1Comnastosta tx .11. C. 4„ Nara.
i1e'1or"'i 1s,.5..,._._.— ..(ltbf a r - assns
via t rindonderrv, every Fortnight. Cabin, 840 and
upwards. Second Cabin, RS. Steerage at low rates.
Apply to II, & A. ALLAN, biontrell, or
HENRY D VIS, NVIsa.0 si,
Tost"41I cow AN,
CLsnir silt lily. Count, Co. 1110108,
AtICTION ''fila, •
ISISUBIt O'1! 11,IAUtt1AG i LICNNSIiIs
STONE BLOCK,
Wiii barn,
Sole Agents for above
05
0
co
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ce
•
Ce
cd
0
cd
UG STORE,
in all its branches, and will keep in stock n.
class of first-class goods, such as
Tweeds,
Flannels,
Eta's,
Blankets,
Slleetings,
Stocking Yarns
&c., &c.,
(made from pure wool only) cheap for cash or ex
chane for wool.
Customers frons a distance can have their rolls
home with them the sante day.
rellighestnuket price in cash forMerelrant..el
Wool.
I\ Gtai'S S CO'Y.,
Wingham
BANK OF HAMILTON
. WINGHAM.
Capital, $1,200,000. Reef', $600,000.
President—Joni STUART.
Vice-President—A. G. ltA)INAI,
DIRECTORS
long (macron, Cum. Grainy, Geo ltonon, A. T
Wool,, A. 11. Les (Toronto).
Cashier—J. TC11RNBULL.
1 Savings Bank--Rours, 10 to 3; Saturdays, to
• 1. Deposits 01W and upwards received and interest
y$s allowed.
(-1Special Deposits also reserved at current
1 rates of intesset.
Drafts oL drat Britain mad the United States
bought and sold
rn
' ls. \VILLSON, Aonsr.
,MJ!Y'Li% & DICKINSON',
ZSaar tors.
1 .P i ZETLAPgD SAW MILL
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Money. LOan on Notes.
GEORGE THOMSON Proprietor.
Luliaber of all kinds,
First-class Shingles,
and Cedar Posts.
Car Load Orde rs a Specialty
Notes Discounted WOOD delivered to any part of
VD 11EASONABLE 1A. ' S Witlgbam.
Money ululated eaitortatets at a per cent wi tit
nprrtvilese et polies et the end el any your. Noted ha' Orders by'mait prorrtirt17 mitt dad to,
land asoowtrte ooneoted,