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HomeMy WebLinkAboutWingham Times, 1892-06-03, Page 2�. ---- 1 To quarrel,walla your wife because again commenced t utg-papttr, Fpectacle cases and rusty g slie uriGicletea yoits faults. �Vcre ou ever blind, Sir4 " (have yon got for dinner 4 or with your husband because lie Adeline iookea soared, Chicken pot• hairpins had blown through all ked No, sir, doesn't telhyou everything; lie knows.. rooms, .they couldn't :have looked Another lapse of silence, pi,., Aunt, Carter, said she, You to say, sir, Or with you + sweetheart because she - Nover mind the chicken pot-Vi%sniri worse than the (7arters and U,zl. Did I understand y _.. _, 2. \ ts. Curter, looking tis if alae was all Peter Poole's folks and Am Hail- ever seen Or with vtout lover because he mixes k';.tIIIA1, �Utii±i J, 1 9 .1 dean had left it up -stairs. But tits that you lead a +yif�itandaain children treats ptlioi' gen,tlerueu. with courtesy. teeth. + common sense With his lova making, ,t I was just lagan; past a trarliet, and lire was burning brightly in the slit 01101°ftthent? To axe u1, debt becausa the shop itl,, rooilt, and Ann", the girl, was 1 stated !t, r'Tl'TR. 'L,,,AST STRAW. andYes, sir , . . 1 bought. yotl a doc4ti pigs feet.ing ltx AM itAN1101.P1I. Pigs fent l said r\dNliue, and she there wasltile cosy little toil table sat Another and longer puus0 of silence, keepers lia,ve confidence in your lion.. - -• looked tit 'em as if they were so many y Then the interrogator again inquir- esty. for three, and John henry w�i�ing -o i ed ; $ow Gail it tie, sir, that you never p„0gues•alava.vs feel most at hotue in. dltltiu• was i+ yaUnr liousektepet, ph's tails, welcome us. :'re tell ycung tluuselteepers ill our 1'In dreadful fond of pies feet said 1; Y with me dear Z said saw one of theml the dtuk.• lacidl pot- Your not an r Why, was the response, one of �hern There arta 500,000 pominercial, 'e, srtid -aunt lit tspY+ p Y old Mrs, Carter. Give 'em a Wood Adeline, lo•lkiug timidly up in his Y+ ting; her spect rule glasst's as site sat was barn after T l ft, travellers in tate Uilifed States. boil, because if pi„s fee silt t tender faces. Oh 1 all ! uiul'a general laiigll fol- boil, are. and experience cannot be they ain't nothing. Angry, 1uy d:ul41a? said Bohn Two l+undrad women are employed. -,led out, of books like spelling digit Slle. had hardly gut out''pf the room, ++,alit to self because lowed. by Daisoa ill working at the more- lIenr I'm an„ry y leriilg; null rile rule Ut" three. And for she was very stout and walked y delicate dt?tuiJs of his electrical invert• T stood. this sort of thin*� so long. Suporstltionn. like a wadlitlg duct:, when n came old r : <. Ion enou L for u Anyone hearing clogs howl should • Adeline was like all nthrr brides like �pe've been Bain. g g p " tions. supposed that when, she got mar- Ultcle Peter Poole by the basement stop their ears, for t is a sign of bad I;vt,n, the definition of the phrase., i swarm of hungry relations,, Hoot let us d, sties was going to step right into door, with a brown paper ircel ul: lnctc /r goon Weather depends entlrt+ty on the. rotaitw Dear knows what girls are try and lite for ouiselvc¢ a little his arm• 1', while, '' ��Viten n cat washes itself and puts point of, vie,. remarked the roan who. nk,ng ,(bout, to make such a mis' Neice, spiel he, I've a ple�saut sur- has umbrellas to hire. t ,s' feet. 1 like 'ens And after that we glad a littUH peace+ its hind leg straightiup beliiva its ears U, But there—we're '!,alt mortal ! prise fur you—p•o tl added Aunt Betse+y. But to this day there will be rain• F� This is the tint© of year when a, �'e was'ut souse of US would be boiled dawn and then slit cl off andT Adeline declares tlroat she never should A spider ou your; clothes in the worunn can go into the tangy yard with , els, and some 0f us t'ct`,ther thin;;-- fried with a,. sprint;le of �o++d"red n �' tt -,ilea,, a brogan and a match, and. a: isn't tltH Lard's in_ {i i have had courage to liehave a sl3e did morning is not agcy 'uck bot in the I take it, that sag"• 1f it bade t been far tlio i s feet.— drive the neighbors all ltitva front, t P ll is wall, y tions at all.1 afternoon or eveuiut„$ Adeline 10okea at tile, N. I' Lechler. 110111e- es, as 1 was sayliltr. ilAdeline She. Anyone going to ba without mov a rl<unt Iletsy, paid she, wlottt a :, T to p ing the chair they Sat,on last will be a Mr..11orris--Is ttte ,janitor of your- a young bouselceeper•—and, of 1 ? Charming people,. these exec' clonal people Here's a medicine — Dr• subject to the nightinare. flat honest Mr. ,Skyllietl-1 goose• rse, it cuss very ki�?d of all her Dt, just as yo+n Duns gain! to do, said ! stand's relations to eonie an 1 visit I. (x0 on with the pot pilo. tierce's CTolaen Meel,ical Discovery for To step over a child will stop it Froin so ; i gave lout s when 1 moved in, ut,tioa down her Just then the- door• boill•alig, and in instance, aricl it's tyulod itundreds,l 'lj 1 p last 111ay,. and I haven't had to•buy, ,r just as she was P t thousands that're known, and yet growing unless• ills sa i�e person steps but one tots of coal since' 'mets. Uncle Peter Pole, too, ou came a package• with Atn�riiah Hazel- y pace the same way, �fl yoursiy an excepticn.il case ! Ido ou-physi.aian—I called to collect those- deliuH's own side, catiie ou from thinicthat that bit of human nat,ore If any gne meets aare or a rabbitdeans uan,e +viittctl incorner. l „,+ 4 different front bills which I sent you. Mr. Squills -- A itir compliments ! and i;,vou'll be- which you ca,l I i� when on a ourina it iitartar t° tura'lsconsin, +villi itis gulfs t3ud the twowelcome to them ys, Said he shouldn't pave thought lieve in(., it was half a amceu pigs' the other pareHls of human nature 2 d Y you are perfectly r gut ,you don't kuow:my case."' Good back unless th:e person turns around doctor. glare they are, all in. one such a thing, if Adelin lltttd'ut been feet. frnend, in ninety-nine out of a hrzuldred threes times. And I d,tr't suppose Is everybody crazy? says Adeline' cases the causes ares the same -impure I , ousekeepino• +Totthrot4 b saying If our ears are sin mg it mean's packet. e would ;for Uncle Pettjr Poole +vas She hadt"t 1,1ir13 6 g4 Y g ( blood—and that's wily "Golden I41edi- Y iu. If the tnical sa#'t,altd h0tols it },afore in walks old 1lliss aroline cal Discovery" llk, Your euros;ninty-nine out of : some cue is talLing; about y sL9Yoiwou d hate toymarryou tand,L-ave rte bf your "collo l every hundred. Xooi may be tl,e `'x- right ear, it, is sOmett"n" in your favor est a deal of mon"y, And cid Mi -18 with a basket. ,� cdr tion. Anel yott ruay not. But I if the left oar, it iS something against you !The terra--Uh, yes. The said aroline Carter with her ivother—they 111011, you won't think I',a1 tAltino a P shu would have married 1011,1, a9c, if it would you rather by the el'CG�tJttOn, or, von. ami ; and Amariah-Ja�eldean came; liberty, Cousin Adeline, slzY said, tri- would you rather be, well ) f you're' a finally, niariaA andjlier husband+ umllliautly, inti I was down +to u the sxc<:ption it costs you nothing,you Anyone; that ]las an , nlpty Purse :Hadn't been for ane. u , y wholesale this nsortliug, to �,;t your money back—bat. suppose it should be careful the 11e v moon does; Briggs—Are you !;Ding buck to, the p Bangud Hotel this year I Griggs—N of hey slept on n mattress n,tlie kitchen o grocer's, not.- stilus in it, or else. thitit arse will floor, and 1 stayed u' -lights at Miss "t solos cocoa for ma, (ins finds that curlestyot,i' "'Uoldeil Bledlical Dis not have allytliing in i8 ids long as tUN much. I came away his year from Delford's, the m6lier, ti�o doors do,,, u she cannot drink tea nor collas, so if eo%ry„ take the risk, moon dot11 last. that hotel and forget to tip the head 'the block It was pretty hard, as You you +won't mina making the cocoa, we ! waiter. may believe, noel Adeline she Said Shp sball be so much obliged), and I saw Heatttl dna It7ann°rg• I What a unanoq{ hotel Cleric—Sorry, but can't ao- -Many are orphans because their I A clever teacher, who lilts the power Theatrical didn't know how in the lworld she wits the lovtliest pigs' feet there, so white ) eomwodnto your troupe, going to stand it. l;nt Jolir. henry and fresh, my dear ! And if you'll mothers went with bore arms to hail! 14ianager—You don't s"sped we'd be j Y out the clothes after washtnl` I s calling out originality ai her pupils, says that Sh0 should certainly Kaye he elephants ou your baalds, do you ? said is was our duty to;be hospitable, just put 'em in a pi0klt'> we can enjoy n ° Bepleasant and kind to those about I tin e for the use of textbooks if she em for a relish. a Hotel Clerk—Oh, na 1 I've seen no and, after all, the reiKtions couldn't Adeline stood a minute,looking first volt. The mail who stirs his cup with I attempted to answer all the startling stay forever. But after',; a little whiles signs of trunks yet. it day begin to appear as if some of 'eni I at Caroline Carter dna her basket, and au icicle spoils the 'tea and chills lits I questions asked in tier class. One r$ it did be it ? `then at tits piles of pigs •feet on the, own fingers. day the attraction of gravitation was N°+v Undertatsing aril Furniture Estatr- lishraent. Aud there were re other clisagreeablec. table.. And thele slle put down her 'ihe world will proved when a I under discussion, and Ciharley Beale N1R Lrri HonrsoN has Opened his knife, and untied the wl}ate, house- t cell n little less' volunteered the o iniouithat he didn't Furniture and Undertaking establish. Uncle Peter couldn't t rat salt-risingI man has learned t0"tttx t p p P l� at his neighbor's troubles, and a little meat in the old furniture store, nearly bread, dna old Mrs. Carter said that I keeping apron tbat she all ays wore 1{ see any need of it anywa'� . opposite the Queen's Hotel, Winghain, in the kitchen. f more at his own, It seems to me, said t harley,there's and has a full stock's, of Furniture, yeast in any shape was poison to her. Bless ane, _ p bo ill and How can I best train u my Y no particular use in ha'�ing the earthMouldings, l incl i speetltgoocta ndaon get Amariah Hazeldean couldn't drink Adeline, said ,what are I ,should no 1' asked a father' attract things. Now, w ell the apple green tea, and Caroline Carter disliked you going to do F the wav hc, b t prices. Picture F'ratuina done promptly ea. Mrs. Poole said fried meat! I'm going borne to mast' id Adeline By going that way v,Iburself, replied fell, and made NewtonUhink ant the and well. Special attlntion given to blacL t gui�,1H ill he jobbing and repairing, ar d guarantee all wasn't fit.to eat, and "John Henrys with a. little hysterical liisfrie�d. �j roason—wily that apple might just as work done. Having had+ long experience gentleman, only throat. INTever Make ui, a;lea for use until well stayed where it was till somebody in the furniture and u>4dertaking tion. father, a nice old g - n } feet ? said ness, I am sure I can gill" satisfaction. rather disposed to be fidgety, lie liked And who'll cool: the pi„s, gathered it. A splendid new hearso for hire. 1 the bed itself, as well �I as the sheets you play ball, don't you ? asked IirLPS HODosoN his bit of bacon and Ji�:er fried in rile Gid Miss Coroline 'Carter, rlst]iug up the clay it is ileedrd, �ud then a sure pan with plenty of �liitter. Aunt like a settin; hen• and blankets, are well Mitred and dried. the teacher.=�'...- - — - — Puoie wanted mince pies, and Caroline I don't know, said Adel rte, and I �� BT THE SI'r oG r I If everyone improv 'd the minutes Yes'm. Carter said people might as well swat- don't cart ! One thing; 1 o ltuow'puts into her 6Q' guNGiIOL r � 4'b r so much poison. [imariah gaited won't Submit to this imposition any with the zeatmaling a surreptitious flue ovltatphappensLF hit, the 1ball very lugh �1 �g'xINCi AT' F .q low 5 A POOR KIND OF iFCONOIVIY dinner at noon, and john Henry's longer 1 I'm going home to ovorl+ Y 11 n- world this would be. But it there were no'4 attraction to. father at n* on, two dcl'ock, and John So she did. And I !algal 1 up all miuut0 call in a (lower garden, what a It falls. r Ileury himself had to have it at six on the pigs' feet and put em kir the bio Oysters roasted in the shell are very waras the earth it wouldn't fall. Don't r a account of his business. Aird between gest pot I could find, and (led 'em cod and can be di ested b a very you think that might prove iuconven- tl f y 'ea, ah,. I did think Adeline would and served them up, piping but, or g ierit I weak stomach. Be sure they are fresh, Charge aid not answer immeaiately. 1l have gone crazy especially after the dinner. lay them on rile grate or a hot oven y t _ ✓ ¢' girl went away. I can stand one The relations all sat arount dna ate I dna they will °pen themselves, His eves were bright wiGl1 the light of r Z_ a new idea. 1 mis9us, mem, said Anne, but I can't them with the sourest faees� and the Il ti i stand twenty ; ; An extraordinary fallacy is the dread )tiIy 1 he broke forth, voluntarily I I no nor no living soul grimmest looks that you e ; r saw. Mat air can we breathe' �N ' s end I didn't bl'arne tile, poor And after dinner they all rvtlred to l of night a'ir. couldn t. _ � What a chance for a home run 1 Pack their trunks. at night but night air, and it is surely creature 1 - r• better to breathe pure air from with• Don't be in Haste. Wpil, but to get on +trail my story. When the house was clear I. went out than impure air from within the The last straw that broke the catuel's after Adeline. 9 To brralt off an old and tried Friend- Itis on a par money. ing lets o£rubbishy ott can carne back room. ship, „ soap for little money. Back was Pig's feed I don't sound 1vly dear, said I, y Poor sods are the h01o" through exactly logical, 1 know, said Aunt itow. It is begin life on Indian meal pad- 0r contract a now and doubtful al•' P g gone ? said feline, TM which time and labor are wasE�,' and by Betsey, scratcl,iug the bridge of her Are they all ding and salt codfish, ©` d rise t° roast lienee. which the clothes and hands a,'1•e ruined. nose, thoughtfully, with her knitting- faintly, + beef and mince pie, thtli to begin on To give advice without being asked neealN, but it's gospel truth, 111 the Yes, says I, and so drat the pigs' COaet beef and mince pi and get down for it. same. It was of a Monday, and the feet., fish. , t0 Indian meal puddin and salt cod, To srond your salary in advance of .washerwoman she was busy in the kit- Adeline laughed --site couldn t re- Partying it. y t when, dna me and Aaelille we were in strain herself, although I i;eoula seg, —='11 ,To make love to more than one laic, enough, that she wag, just ready Not Bade the dairy -room cutting tip the chick- p g At it SUNLIGHT Deliberation is tile gredt preventive I closes lie Avenues ens to snake a nice pot -pie for dinner, to burst crit c did �ol1n H my say 1 ni 1 t, acl3 rniulg;hsm in clubhban o newly arthe t �voinan at a time. of Wtaste and Ruin, for Jolin Henry was partial to potpie And whatothr and by its lasting pro - rived, was lamenting; iri' To and of misery. and said. that :4delirre's crust beat all faltered she, '.Co give up a reputable !ibusiness to parties, its wonderful Ne said you did perfect I right, '1 his folly ill leaving a� abundance at t;t creation for lightness and sweetness, home, and "specially ii twa beautiful dabble in politics,S wleansln ° ewers and though YJncle Peter Poole said that answered promptly. To blame our children for follow- perfect purity, it (Saves Tim do Labor, pigs' she whir• daughters who were just budding into y all who u e it, ' in our bad exam les. people might as well camlr/tt suicide Ana --sad thefeetli wonlanliood, when lei} salted atia'tf1Pr g Y p Might an brings Comfort •a� �otion 0 as to peat boiled dough .; wilen in cornea perry, had y. To takie part in the difference Ile old. Mrs. 'Carter, smiling all over ---she They're all eaten up my r des-,dinnerBaia 1.' club sn $nrifZlltave w wiid and six ohila• tween vaui neighbors, lir is r �a Yet r 'lo ire u is sato but plodding wtue E00NOMV 1nq �� had a set of fins# teeth that didn't fit Ancf we'll have, the potpie for 1 ren in GIAV901k, and 17ntiver saw one g ' p Yo use THE g 3 !r un z h �� oust- iyell, and thq, did give tier alt to•tnorrola ! • business, fpor a bubble speculation, � So Aaelitie came hack 110 16 -•••arid of tlihtn. To awwe t the swandalaua stories yott " " a ,y + + awful aiol$sh bola, *lien Alla was good• yea slaver saw last n Ioolsing11ar ro. el,ttrr ilial rho clouple .sat a fr3w fiiitl , a WOgICOt pT, tluN4it1NT UtVkit r gittt t T " terr6yfi�tar: der oanoertlrtt oilier people. -list ll 1� � p N[J1it YIRidEftHEAo 'tptt >w'Zlri. Carta, what if a w'hl�'1Vi�t��t of old otiAts 1,tl$ fisalc- utt:tt in iilenoe, glaa a in, • Li