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Sperm your mimes, curls.
cheap Trip to Europe.
From the Ladles' home Journal, ,Editor J'un?@s ot..3.110 statesman;' Bow -
have known young men to resort mauyllle, goes to Burope nearly every
to every artifice their minds Were Bummer ill charge of a tourist party and
has', got travel in the old land reduced to a
system and the expenses down very flue.
He has issued a pamphlet centaiuingobeap
exeursiou rates and telling how and when
to go, what to wear, what baggage to take
and other useful iutormatiou for ocean
travellers. He has the lowest rates with
steamebip and railway lines, hotels, etc,
and all who'buy tickets from him get the
benefit. He is agent for leading steamship
Hues sailing from New York, Halifax and
Montreal and does a big ticket business
capable of conceiving to kiss some girl
of their acquaintance. The more
strongly she refused; the more ardent
becametheir wig:, But when they
secured it 1 Well, it is just in such a
case we see aptly reflected the truth.
that the most desirable things in this
world are those we cannot get. Once
secured, however, how much of their
value is lost 1 Pshaw ! said a girl,
lightly, to me once, what is a kiss? It
doesn't hurt a girl to be kissed. No,
ib doesn't hurt her exactly, But it is
astonishing how much of the freshness
of a girl's lips is absorbed in the first
kine in the mind of a young man ; he
never strives ,so eagerly for the second
one. And, somehow or other; his
esteem for her decreases just es his
energy deminishes. Young men soon
lose their respect for such a girl exact.
ly in proportion as she allows them
any familiarity.
CONSUMPTION CIIAED.
Asa old physician, retired from practice, having
had placed in his hands by an East India missionary
the formula, of a simple vegetable remedy for the
speedy and permanent cure of Consumption, Bron.
chide, Catarrh. Astbine and all throat and Lpng
Affections, also a positive and radical cure for
Nervous Debility and all New ous Complaints, after
acing tested is wonderful curative powers in F
thousands Of cases, he has felt it his duty to make It .battle.
known to his snU.ering fellows. Actuated by this
waive and a desire to relieve human suffering, I
will send free of charge, to all who desire it, this
recipe, in German, French or' English, with full
directions for preparing and using. Sent by mail by
addressing with stamp, naming this paper. W. A,
Novel 82e Pc•vers .Block Rochester, N, Y,
1 think my profession, said a violinist,
s by far preferable to any other; it is the
easiest of all. How so ? Because I wok
when I play, and I play when 1 work.
Ft a candidate coodgst make promises
fastern he brakes um things wood come
to a purty pass.
Milburn's Cod Liver Oil Emulsion with
Wild Cherry and Hypophosphites is•the
surest and best care for coughs, colds,
hoarseuess, bronchitis and asthma. Price
50o. and 51.00 per bottle.
He—No woman knows what real
happiness is until she is married. She
Monthly Prizes for Boys and Girls. —Yes, when she finds she has just lost
The •'Suulhrht" Soap Co., Toronto, offer the fol. it forever.
lowing prizes every month till further notice, to
boys and girls under 10, residing in the Province of
Ontario, who send the greatest number of "Sun-
light" wrappers : hist, $10 ; 2nd, $0 ; 3rd, $3 ; 4th,
$1 ; Rth to 14th, a Handsome Book ; and a pretty
picture to those who send not loss than 12 wrappers.
Send wrappers to "Sunlight" Snap Oftlee, 43 Scott
St., Toronto, not later than 20th of each month, and
marked "Competition" ; also give full name, ad-
dress, age, and number of wrappers. Winners'
names will be published in The Toronto Mali on first
Saturday in each month.
I don't owe but one Ulan in the world.
Well, you're more fortunate than I am.
I'm over head and ears in debt. So am
I, too. The bill owe is for the wig I've
got on my head.
En hsh Spavin Liniment removes'ail hard, soft or
calloused Lumps and Blemishes froth horses. Blood
Spavin, Splints, Ring Done, Sweeney, Stifles,Sprains,
Sore and Swollen Throat, Coughs, etc. Save $50 by
use of one bottle. Warranted the most wonderful
Flemish Cure ever know!.Spld by A. L. Hamilton.
How did you contrive to cultivate such
a beautiful black eye? asked Brown.
Oh, replied White, who has been prao-
tieing upon a bicycle, I raised it from a
slip.
Itch, Mange and Scratches of eyory kind, on
human or animals, cured in 30 minutes by Wool
ford's Sanitary Lotion. This never fails. Soldhy
A. L. Hamilton.
I am very much attached to you,
Charles, said Amy. Then you are very
much like a fog -bell. A fog -bell ? How?
Why, don't you see, you are attached to
a buoy.
AuvicE To Morneas.—Arc you disturbed at night
and broken of your rest by a sink child suffering and
crying with pain of Cutting Teeth? If so send at
once and get v bottle of ' Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup" for Children Teething. Its valve is incalcul-
able. It will relieve the poor little sufferer
immediately. Depend upon it, mothers; there Is no
mistalce about it. It cures Dysentery and Diarrhoea,
regulates tho Stomach and Bowels, cures Wind Colic,
softens the Gums, reduces Inflammation, and gives
tone and energy to the whole system. "-Mrs. Win-
slow's SoothingSyrup " for children teething is
pleasant to the aste and is tho prescription of one et
the oldest and best ornate physicians and nurses in.
the United States, and is for sale by all druggists
throughout she world. Price twenty-five cents a
bottle. , Be sure and ask for "Mas. WJNSLOW'e
iloorrurm Srer•p;,..nd take no other kind
I say, neighbor Hodge, what are' you
fencing up that pasture for? Forty acres
of it would starve a cow ! Right, replied
Hodge, and I'm fencing it up to keep
the cows out.
MONTREAL.. Aug. 4th, l891.
My head was literally full of Dan.
acuff and nothing applied cavo visible relief
until using Anti-Daudruff, a few applica,
tions of which has so thoroughly removed
the dandruff there is not a grain to be
found.
W. 0. O'REGAN,
By, Mail Clerk.
You will never offend anyone'by ridi-
culing the average man, for the reason
that everyone who hears you thinks he
is above theaeerage.
No More Bother.
GENTLEIIEN,—I have used Hagyard's
Yellow Oil formy chilblains and it cured
them. I have never been bothered with
them since.
REoxie IiEOWN, Victoria, B. C.
The business man who does not ad-
vertise saves himself a great deal of
vexation and expense. He saves clerks'
salaries And needs but a small stock to
supply his customers. This makes in-
surance and taxes a stna!I expense.
Only a small capital is ►oval ed and a
small building is sufficient. The money
saved by not advertising will come
handy bearing funeral expenses of a
dead business.—Wilson Star.
HOLLOWAY'S ILLS.—Dismiss your'
doubts, let no one longer be op-
pressed with the notion that his malady
is incurable till these 'purifying Pills
have had a fair trial. When ordinary
preparations have failed, 'these Pills,
have been used with the most marked
success. A course of this admirable
medicine clears the blood from all im-
purities, and improves its quality. The
wholesystemis thus benefitted through
the usual channels without reduction
of strength, shock to tlie.nerves, or
any other inconvenience ; in fact,
health is renewed by natural means.
For curing diseases of the throat,wind
pipe, and chest these Pills have pre-
eminently established a world-wide
fame, and in complaints of the stom-
ach, liver and kidneys they are equally i
efficacious. They are composed of
rare balsams, without a single grain of
mercury or any other deleterious sub-
stance,
I'm so tired talking
who is ashatned that
writes Madge Merton,
She can't get a servant,
to the woman
she is poor,
in the Globe.
she will tell
yeti, and you mutter inanely that it is
a difficult matter, though you know
perfectly .yell that, she cannot afford
one, It is the seine woman who
hasn't time to get a new hat,end
keeps boarders for, fun, rents rooms
because she has too law a house, and
keeps on telling fibs to people who can
see right through her little nonsensical
Our dear little daughter was terribly sink,
Her bowels were bloated as hard as a brick, ways and inwardly despise her for it.
We feared elle would die Being poor is nothing to be ashamed
Till we happened to try •of,that you are, is.
Pierce's Pellets:.theycured her,romarkably
quick.
Never be Without Pieroe's Pellets in Midnight Doctors are the most
the House, They are gentle and ef• unwelcome visitor's --even the Doctor
fectivo in action and give immediate himself curses the luck that Compelled
relief in cases of indigestion, haloes., him to leave his comfortable bed,
nese and constipation. They do their Suppose you try our method, and keep
work thoroughly and leave no bad la .sig 25e. 13ottle of Perry Davis RUN -
effects. Smallest, cheapest, easiest to i iilt:r sn in the house, and let Doctor
take. One a dose. Best Liver Pill . Squills stay in his bed and enjoy him.
In Ode. ('elf.
Minister (dining with the f m ily)—.
.This is very nice dinner, isn't it
Bobby ? Boldly (enioying itj,—I1
ought to he Pa figured it out that it
Vas going to cot him over eight
dollars,
Couldn't Stand It. --Mrs Van Gibber
—Our cook left this morning. Mrs
Bleeket Van 'Tiller --.what was the
trouble?, 111ts Van Bibber—She oWraeoted
to my cooking.
rise's Remedy for Catarrh is the
Best, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest.
slum cticar.4::
Sold b lrugglsts'or sent by mail,
HATS,
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Car Load Orders a Specialty.
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ingliam.
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----AT-- —
MR. C. C. HAUN.
The following remarkable facts are fully
certified to as being undeniably correct in
every particular. Mr. Haun is well known
in the vicinity, having resided here over
fifty years, and is highly respected as a
man of the strictest honor, whose word is
as good as his bond.
As will be seen from his letter, four
physicians had attended biro, and it was
only after ho had given up hope of cure
that he decided to try Burdock Blood
Bitters on the recommendation of a
neighbor who had been cured of a similar
disease by its use. Mr. Hann writes as
follows:
DEArt Srns, I think I have been one
of the worst sufferers you have yet heard
of, having been six years in the hands of
four of our best doctors without obtaining
permanent relief, but continually growing
worse, until almost beyond hope of re-
covery, I tried your Bitters.and got relief
in a few days. Every organ of my body
was deranged, the liver enlarged, hardened
and torpid, the heart and digestive organs
•seriously deranged, a large abscess in my
back, followed' by paralysis of the right
leg, in fact the lower half of my body was
entirely useless. After using Burdock
Blood Bitters for a few days the abscess
burst, discharging fully five quarts of pus
in two hours. I felt as if I had received a
shock from a powerful battery, My re-
covery after this was steady and the cure
permanent, seeing that for the four years
since I have had as good health as ever I
had, I still take an occasional bottle, not
that I need it but because I wish to keep
my system in perfect working order. I
can think of no more remarkable case
than what I have myself passed through,
and no words can express my thankfulness
for such perfect recovery.
C. 0. Hama
Welland P.O.
In this connection the following letter
from T. Cumines, Esq., a leading druggist
of Welland, Ont., speaks for itself:
Messrs. T. Milburn & Co., Toronto.
Geamettert,—I have been personally
acquainted with Mr. C. 0. Haun for the
last 20 years, and have always found him
a very reliable man. You may .place the
utmost confidence in anything he says
with regard to your medicine. He has on
many occasions within the last four years
told me that it was marvellous the way
the Burdock Blood Bitters had'cured him,
and that he now felt as able to do a day'I
work as he ever felt,in his life. Although
quite well he still takes some B. B. B.
ooeasionally, as he says, to keep him in
perfect health.
"tours truly,
THOMAS Constants,
Welland, Ont.
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