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IA scanning the Exeter Times Advocate we note that
the enlarged Ausable River Conservation Authority - soon
to be known as the Ausabie - Hayfield Conservation Author-
ity - agreed unanimously Wednesday afternoon to purchase
one of the -Kongskilde Ltd. buildings in Exeter for a new
• office and workshop, - - - For the third straight year,
Exeter will be the site of the Western Ontario campout of
the Natibeal Campers and Hikers Association. The
camPout is sponsored jointly by the Twit Toters and Trail
Trotters of Sarnia and the Londonites. Dates for this
year's campout are June 16, 17 and 18.
Tribute was paid the secretary of the Mitchell Agri-
cultural Society,' according to the Mitchell Advocate, to
K. J. Heaney and'his wife at "the annual-meeting,wednesday
evening. The presentations were a token of appreciation
ef' a0 years as secretary of the organization. - - - The
Mitchell Lions Club entertained five charter Members' at
their regular meeting. The charter members were Manny
Walters, Dick Thorne Sr.,. T. W. Heath, A. W., (Bud)
Blowes and Dr. W. E. Pridham. - - Mrs. Anne Burchill,
retiring clerk-treasurer for Hibbert Township, was guest
speaker at the Dublin Women's Institute meeting. .
The Milverton Sun reports -that Mr. Don Gallivan of
Mississauga, succeedst Mr. Gary Rich, as manager of
the Bank of Nova Scotia. Mr. Rich has been transferred
to the branch at Penetang. - - ,Miss Louise SanderS,
Stratford, formerly of Milverton, is preparing her recipes
to send to the 25th Annual Carrot Carnival at Holtville,
California. The 77-year-old Miss Sanders has won the
carrot recipe contest in 1969 and 1970.
According to the Brussels Post we note that Brussels
Fall Fair report showed a successful year. Murray
Hoover was named president. - - - Plans to alleviate a
pollution problem in Brussels were advanced a step Monday
evening when members of council met with• representatives
of the Ontario Water Resources Commission. - - --Susan
Langlois and Fern Elliott will represent Bruieels in the
Legion Public Speaking Contest being held in the Legion
Hall, Goderich, February 12th. - Bruno Braecker was
elected president of Family Paradise Camping and Snow-
mobile Club at a recent organization meeting. Harry
Johnson is vice-president.
A happy event took plape pn Friday evening, according
to the Blyth Standard, in the Memorial Hall, Blyth, when
Mr. and Mrs. 'Albert Nesbitt marked their 50th wedding
anniversary. s- - - Damage amounting to $2,500 was •
caused to a Londesboro house, according .to the Blyth
Fire Chief Irvin BOwes, and said the fire is beligyed to have
been alerted by a lighted match. or cigarett butt discarded
in a garbage container in an upstairs apartment. - - The
Blyth AgriCultural Society has returned Murray Scott to
office of president. He will be starting his third term as
head of the society.
A repdrt 'in the Lucknow Sentinel indicates that Thomas
H. Alton, Brtice County treasurer for the past 25 years,..is
retiring June 30th. of this year. A native of Lucknow, arid-•s.
. a former school teacher, Mr. Alton become county' treasurer
July 1, 1947. - -Wm. J. Fisher. has been transferred' •
from ,Chapleati to -the main branch of the Bank of Montreal
in Peterborough. He is the son of Mr. and Mrs. Gordon
Fisher, Lucknow. - - - Bruce County.CoUncil expects to be
ready -to call tenders in March for, a proposed addition 'to
Brucelea, Haven Home for, the aged in Wale '
Brucelea Haven Home. for , the aged in Walkerton. The
total addition ande furnishings are expected to cost
$637;000 according to estimates received recently from
the county's consulting engineers, Hanscomb Roy and
Associates.
• The Wingham• AdvanceeTimes reports that the youngest
competitor in the Talent • Hunt •show Thursday night was
Carol Wheeler of R.R. 5, Brussels, who presented Highland
derides and the Sailors' Hornpipe, was chosen one of the
four winners. She received her prize from Lloyd Casemore,
preSident of the Lions Club. She will appear in the grand
final in April to compete, for major prizes of cash and an
opportunity to appear on television.
The Kincardine News relates that during 1971 the Georg-
ian Bay Regional Development Council, Rent $68,000 -on
three spheres of activity, retiring council president James
Steireespn,,,,Bracebridge, told the 1972 semi-annual meeting
Of the council in Barrie. The amounts were $40;120 -ore
industrial work, $16,320 for tourist promotion and $11,560
for agricultural endeavors.
The • GoderichSignal-Star reports that Goderich Town
Council has been revamped. The old every-town-touncillor
aecommittee-chairman system is gone. Ih its place is a
streamlined two-committee plan with an, administrator to
oversee the entire organization. t
Monday at midnight,' according ,to the. Gl-intooNewse--__.
Record, the former Canadian Forces Base,' Clinton,
a, officially became the property of Radoma Investinent and
Development. Ltd, of-Galt'. - A report. froni•Ce.tawa PUts the
sale, -price of the base at $458,000. Included in the sale
agreementworked out with CroWn Assets Disposal_ COrpor-
ation was the stipulation that Conestoga college of Applied
Arts and Science is 'to receive the former 'AirMarshal
Hugh Campbell school. More• than 150 entries have been
• received thus far in the name the base contest. No closing
date for the'. contest' has been announced yet-. The. person ,
who suggests the ,winning name will win the former base f
commander's home at the-base, a large home valued at
close to $20,000. •
8ca,nning
the Weeklies
By Lee Hee
Egmondville UCW
Continues Africa Study
pill Smiley Bting$ Humoir To
a few months, subsisting on Wye '
and very little money, when
biolegy threiv a spanner into, the
works. Ivy (Susie to her friends)
became pregnant and Bill de-
veloped 1.13. After a year of
separation - he Ina sanatorium/
she at home in. Wiarton they .
both resumed their college car-
eers, burning the midnight oil
with a baby son as well. as a
stack of text books. Bill had his
eye on pest-graduate studies in
English with a view to teaching,
but tragedy intervened.
Ivy'Sr brother in law, the editor
of the Wiartoe Echo was drowned
and there- was nobody to take over
the paper. Bill stepped. into the
breach and for years he lived
"the happy harried life of a small
town newspaper editor, rushing to
get ads out, covering council •
meetings and Women's Institute
meetings." In addition, he wrote
a personal column, free from
editorial and reporting restric-
tions. The little column caught
on. Soon other editors were
picking it up and some of them
paid him as much as 50 cents a
week for it. 'Before long over
eighty weekliewere reprinting
Smiley's Sugar' and Spice, and
the proofreading, mailing and
billing became a family industry
for Bill, Ivy and the youngsters,
Hugh and Kim. When the Tele-
gram Syndicate offered to market
Bill's column, everybody was
lighted. No ' more sticky tongues
licking envelopes and
s amps!
Although he was established
as an editor and columnist, the
urge to teach lingered in Bill.
Off he went to 0.C. E. Ivy managed
the paper, juggling interviews,
news reports and the management
' of a home and family with cheer-
ful efficiency.. s'A He began his teaching career
in Midland, where he is now head
of the English Department of MSS.
Lately he has joined the Argyle
syndicate. The Telegram tried to
retaliate by featuring another
well known columnist inSiniley's
format, but his loyal readers
weren't fooled. As far as they're
concerned, Bill Smily is irre-
placeable.
Proof of .his readerS' affec-
tion and involvement arrives in
his mailbox almost every day.
When he mentioned a few Years
ago that his daughter Kim was
dangerously ill with, hepatitis, a,
flood of• letters arrived, with'
prayers. for her recovery. Whets
he said that s in his opinion cable'
TV was explotation, he was
visited by two officials from a
largecable network, who sugges-
ted that perhaps he was only kid-
ding and would like to retract
or modify his statement in a.
later column. He wasn't. He
didn't., Last year he wistfully
remarked that he'd like to get
-away from it all and enjoy a
summer vacation with his wife -
perhaps in the form of an auto
trip across Canada. Invitations
flowed in, offering everything
'from deep sea fishing in the
Maritimes to dancine..u.nder the
stars in British Columbia. A
column commenting on theIlAHAI
religion inspired a spirited if
ungramnsattcal, reply . from an
irate sveeterner. •
For a writer like Bill, a
colourful family 'is a definite
asset. His wife, to whom he
has referred variously as "the
Old' Lady," "the Battle SieS"
or "the %,lit,oss,"_ is in, reality an
intelligent and attractive lady
Who geti fan mail of her own.
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There is no cure-all for the
• common cold. But outgrowing
colds may be one way to hold
'but against sniffles and sore
throats.
One intensive study, con-
ducted by the Child Research
Council of the University of
Colorado, showed that the pre-
* school child had the .greatest
number of colds. As age in-
creased; colds declined.
Subjects in the study, — 116
Boys and 111 girls -- were
volunteered by their parents be-
fOre their were born. ' Their
illness records were kept for
decades, in some cases as many
as 34 years.
The results? Severe infec"
tions Wer...,:nost common in the
very earls years. But they
decreased gradually after age
two in boys and age five in
girls. Mild infections peaked
▪ in preschool' and early school
years, slowly declined until mid-
adolescence, then dropped off
abruptly. During the year, most
,colds occurred between October
and May. ColdS were scar ee
during June, July, and August.
The study suggested that anti-
biotic therapy did' not alter .the
number or the kind of infection.
Also, the passage of time had
not' influenced. the incidence of
respirattel infection since 1910.
R esults of She study were pub- t.
lished in a recent issue of the
American Journal of Diseases
• .• of Children, a professions pub-
,
Outgrowing Common Cold
Iication of the American Medical
'Association.
Outgrowing colds can be a long
scratchy wait. And millions of
adults are still laid low by res-
piratory infections every
year. To find out more about
hows-your respiratory system
works, check with your,, local
tuberculosis and respiratory dis-
ease association. And when your
:system isn't working right, see
your doctor.
The 4-H Trail Blazers met
at Malcolm's home on Wednes-
day when Margaret Franken read
the minutes of the previous meet-
ing and the treasuren!s, report.
The new executive elected
includes: President - Jim Brig-
ham; Vice President - Cathy
Malcolm; Secretary - Ken Frid-
om;-Treasurer - Margaret
Franken; Press Reporter -
Wanda Malcolm.
The busbies s continued with
discussion of future activities.
A second hay ride is planned
in view of the success of the
first. It will be held at Bob
Watkins' home,
4H Trail
Blazers
Meet
Correspondent
Mrs.Ethel Thiel
-Mrs. Stanley. _Hawkens . was
elected Regent of the Jean Blew-
ett Chapter, IODE at the annual
meeting held in the Masonic
rooms. Other officers, Honor-
ary Regent, Mrs. W. C. Thorne;
Vice-Regent; Mrs. W. H. Card-
well; Secretary, Mrs. Edward
Hocking; Assistant Secretary,
Mrs. R. H. Clarke; Treasurer,
Mrs. Thomas Murtha; Assistant
Mrs. S, D. Smyth; Corresponding
Secretary, Mrs. Elmer Wolfe;
Treak. of Flower Fund, Mrs.
Elmer Wolfe; Education Secre-
tary, 'Mrs. Witter Ferguson;
Assistaet, Misalielen Davidson;.
Echoes Secretary, Mrs.' Claude
Horne; Standard BeaPer, Mrs. .
Willard Soeder, Pianists, Mrs.
W. C. Thorne aed Mrs. E. J.
Hingst. Couticillors, Mrs. Carl
Faust, Mrs. R. E, Parkinson;
Mrs. Roy Stadlebauer, Mrs. Mel-,
burn Greenwood, Mrs.. William
Borth, Mrs. Harry Wright, Mie.
Malcolm Norris, Mrs. A. G. Mc-
Dougal and Mrs. Amos Thiel.
Services at Home" and Abroad, • Mrs. F. G. Keeler and Mrs.
Moss Wilson; Empire and'World
Affairs, Mrs. Harvey McLagan;
Scrap Book, Mrs. C, F. Moses,
Press and Publicity, Mrs. Amos
Thiel; White Elephant, Mrs. Ross
,Wilson, Mrs., FranklynCamerori, jh's
Mrs. Thomas Murtha; Citizen-
ship and Imitigration, Mrs. Don
' Gaffney; Finance Committee,
Mrs. Mid Fisher; ' 'Mrs. Harvey
Ische and Mrs. Thomas'Murtha.
The -Chapter has fifty-nine
members and total' assets for the
year .1971 were $1463.95.
Educational, Community and
Welfare are the 'main projects,
MISSIONARY LEAGUE
The women of the Lutheran
Women's Missionary League of
Grate Lutheran Church, Mitchell
with-President, Mrs. Louis Pelta
presiding, opened their meeting
with a verse, Follow Thou Me
and Prayer. The mite box offer-a.
ing amounted to $34,08.
The Leadership Training
Schpol for Monkton, Logan and
Miahell will be 'held in Mit-
chell with a date to be set later.
During the meeting the ladies
decided to entertain their hus-
bands to a "Valentine Game
Party" Friday evening.
Two quilts and an afghan were
completed and lunch was served
by Mrs. Paul Woetfie, Mrs. Fred
AhreYie, SAM Floy Capling and
Mrs. Fred Dipple.
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in ,bridge was Glad Thompson.
There was no business to discuss
at this meeting and courtesy
remarks were given by Jean
Lunn.
The nexte meeting will 'be at
the home of Janet Ford on Thurs-
day evening. Hostesses will be
Jean Lunn' arid Ella Munro,
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Mrs. T. E. Hancock continued
. with the study book" on Africa -
"The People and the Way They
Live" •-• at the regular meeting
of the U.C.W. of Egmondville
United Church. It is noted at
the present time' through the
various news media, that Africa
is.: verymuch in the news," she
said. "Biafra .is coming back
into its own and in many ways
there is a stir among the .
people Of that vast Country as
they are becoming aware of their
News of Mitchell
Chapter
Elects New
Executive
possibilities for the future. Life
is changing there and as their
people are assisted by financial
contributions and b y other, means
from other countries they become
more able and more capable of
helping themselves. The main
emphasis is now centred on edu-
cating the women e teaching them
how to" better care for their
homes and families, through
demonstrations given, on proper
fold and .nutrition, cleanliness,
home economics and better agri-
cultural practises."
"Around Home and Across
Canada" • was the theme of pic-
tures 'shown by Mrs, Cliff Broad-
foot., Mrs. Alex Chesney, assis-
ted by Mrs. Kenneth Carnochan s
and Mrs. J. A. Lunn, led in
the 'devotional period.
The president, Mrs. Leonard
Strong, announced that the World
Day of prayer is to be held in
the Egmondville Church March
3rd. The Ps.ssbye„ tar. is to be
held in Centennial United Church,
Stratford FebruatY 9th, when
Dr. H. 'Christie, !Toronto is to
'be guest speaker. The annual
bazaar date-. was set for -fate
October.
Rev. M. E. /Umber eif,North-
Side-United Church is to be the
speaker at the March meeting.
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She's 0 laterp494 to .044%
and re.Otng as he is, 44,04.Y$
a mean Mile of chess, Itennaes
Weeny she does something wacky,
like setting the Mantle piece afire'
at Christmas, it's all grist for
Bill's mill.
Daughter Kim, a beautiful
redhead with a blindieg smile, is
currently a student at Erindale
College, where she is earning
professorial raves for her writ-
ing ability. Smiley's readers
know all about her. They have
been following her exploits
through Bill's column, from her
first music festival to her
summer hitch-hiking adventures.
Hugh, Bill's handsome son,
was also at university, and Smiley
afficianados remember columns
• about his piano recital, his
summer working 'en the boats and,
the time he broke a finger Indian
wresting in Mexico.
sasill's attitude to his'kids is a
typical blend of sugar and spice.
"Those selfish brats? Let them
look after themselves. - I'm going
to enjoy life without worrying
about a pair of rotten ingrates."
As he says this, he writes out a
healthy cheque to help with
college expenses.
Is writing the column ever a
chore? Yes, says Bill. "It has
to be in the mail every Tuesday
night, and every minute writing
it is hard work. I hate it except
When it's finished. Then I either
feel the glow of knowirg it came
off, or a small work of misery
,starts 'eating away at me and I
can't eradicate it until the next
column."
Will he ever write the Great
'Canadian Novel? "There are
quite a few of them, around al-
ready," he says, "by fellows like
Callaghan, Richler, Hugh Garner
and Jack Ludwig. As long as I'm
teaching, I won't have time to
start anything so ambitiobs."
Because there are never
enough hours in 'the day, Hill
often has to turn down invitations
to speak, 'or to conduct writing
seminars. The few speaking
engagements he has undertaken
have proven to be memorable
occasions -for his listeners. To a
high school graduating class he
said, "Tonight I'm -supposed to
speak to you about good reading
habits . . . The choice of speaker
was a hilarious piece of mis-.
casting." In 1971, he opened a
speech 'to the top efficialssof the
Royal Canadian Legion this way:
"You must wonder what a . .
piddling little one-time flight-
loot is doing addressing such an
august' body. And I. wondered
the same."
He has served on the panel, of
judges for the Stephen, Leacock
Award' for several years, a role
he enjoyed because it kept him.
abreast ._of developments
Canadian writing a subjeet, in
which he, is intensely interested.
His ambitions are stated in
this snippet froM an old column:
"When I'm 85,-1 want to be known
in the Nursing Home as that old
devil Smiley, who pinches your.
bottom every time yob pass his
wheel chair."
In the meantime, every Tues-
day 'night Bill returns to his cen-
tery-old brick house -and
dumps the day's crop of unmarked
essays or exams on the kitchen
table. He settles himself at his
typewriter with a drink, (anything '
wet - Coke,, coffee, beer, tea,)
and a smoke ("I'll smoke till I
croak!") and percolates his
weekly ration Of wry -t-urryrn-ent.--
Then he starts rapping with the
folks in Collingwood and Seaforth
and- High .R11/6, and about a
hundred.. others very'important
places in Canada.
.(Fer a number of years
Expositor readers have enjoyed
the weekly toltiniti "Segal' and'
Spice" by Bill Smiley.
Through those years we have.
been asked on many occasions
"who is this BIB SuBler4 and
what is he like". Here is the
answer.
The ElmVale Lance has
investigated Bill Smiley, has
analyzed him and has come up
with some ' ' interesting con-
clusions which appeared recently
in Town and ,Country under the.
title "Syndleated Canadian"
Shirley Whittington tells of her
studies:" , •
Once a week, an Ontarie high
school teacher'hunehes over . his
typewriter and stabs out a silty
little column about things like
mortgages, kids, taxes and the
cruel Canadian winter . BIB
1 Smiley, who seasons 150 weekly
newspapers across Canada with
his personal blend of sugar and
spice, tells it like it is. •
lie comments on home life.
"It is something to be borne; like
varicose veins or ingrown toe-
1 nails."
He talks about family
hang-lips. "Momma's tolerance-
thins with the same rapidity as '
Dad's hair."
About his job, he says, "Show
me a teacher in June, and I'll
show you a character with a
crumpled shirt, a wrinkled brow
and a desperate look in his eye."
He has this, to say about the
• puzzling business of living: "The
Sixties produced the millions of
kids who are now a mystery arid,
terror and bewilderment to the
' relics of the Frightful Forties."
To readers of his column, Bill
comes across as a wise, irre-
verent and witty man. It's an
honest projection. He writes the
way he talks. Sitting In hisfavou-
rite chair an uncomfortable
straight baelied lob - he'll curl
one hand around a drink and run
the other through his thinflinIF
whiti hair. He listens, while
conversation flows around him,
then delivers a wry and usually
definitive comment, in a voice as
comfortable as a rusty porch
swing. This wiry unsentimental
wisdom is the reason acquaint-
ances from eight to 60 ask him
for advice. T his is -.Why ex-.
students invite hien -to their wed--
dings, and why every female he
meets falls a little bit in love
with him. And this is why a
clipping from a Saskatchewan
newspaper describes him as "by
far our most syndicated colum-
nist."
Bill was born in Perth, Ont.,
and was studying at Victoria-
College when WorlirWar Two
began. He joined the RCAF,
became a Typhoon pilot and took
part in many dangerous missions,
like hitch hiking 380 miles oh
a forty hour pass to see a girl.
He regards this escapade with
the same puckish spirit as the
time he had to circle an airfield
for a Couple of hours with a live
bomb hanging from his wingtip.
The chaps down beloW wouldn't let
him land until they had cleared
away all the men and machines.
"I landed", he says, "like a
mouse' in kid gloves walking on
eggs. Then I ran like a bat
out of hell, in flying boots, with
a parchute bumping on my bum."
The high times were abruptly
interrupted in -1944 when he was
shot Own over Holland and im-
prisoned by the Germans. He
came home with a knee disabled
by an S.S.boot, and with plans
to complete his Honour English
course at U. of T. There he
met his dark-eyed wife, and he's
been announcing ever 'since that
she is the root of all his troubles.
They had only been married
The • Seaforth ladies Lawn I
Bowling Club and euchre and
bridge club met at the home of • Mrs•. Clarence Walden with
twenty-five themberS present.
There were four -tables of
euchre, ' and two of bridge in
play. Winner of the euchre prize
was Jean Lunn, the Prize being • ,
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