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HomeMy WebLinkAboutWingham Times, 1892-04-22, Page 7Dr. d'o nstou'e Pudding. Boswell commenced the steals, and i' [Dr.Joilinsten and the faithful Bozzy trade the first cut at the mutton. How bad their Polar to the Hebrides in 1773,• the gravy runs; what fine -flavored fat, the fertuer arriving in. Scotland on the, 00 nice and brown, too. Oh, sir, you 22nd of November. Ufa his return would Lava relished this prime piece journey the great lexicographer passed of mutton, through Ayrshire, Coming by way of The meat being removed, in came Glasgow to Loudoun Castle, he prop the loug wished for pudding,. The oeeded to Treesbaiik ; then to Dun, doctor looked joyous, fell eagerly too, donald and Auchans, where be had au and in few minutes nearly ,finished interview with the aged'Dowager•Coun• all the pudding! The table was cleared teas .of Eglinton; and then to Anthill. and Boswell: said—. leek, the seat of the Boswell family, Doctor, while I was eating the mut The tollowing humorous incident of ton you seemed frequently inclined the tour has been frequently related,. to laugh ; pray tell me what tinkled but nowhere so graphically and with your fancy? such fulness of detail as in Angelo's The doctor then literally told hini Reminiscences, from which we quote.] all that had passed at the kitchen fire Last simmer I made an excursion ' about the boy and the basting. Bos- to Scotland, with the intention orturned as pale as a parsnip, and, sick completing my series of views, and `of himself and the company, darted .went over the salvo ;round described by thelearned tourists, 1)r. Johnston and .Boswell. I am. in the habit of taking very long walks on these occa- sions; and perceiving a storm threaten, I made the Last of my way to a small building. I arrived in time at neat Ynu little, filthy, snivelling hound, little inn, and was received by a res- said Boswell, when you basted the meat, pectable-looking man and his wife,who why did you not put on the cap I saw did all in their power to make me you in this mornine 7 comfortable. After eating some ex- I couldn't, sir, said the boy. oellent fried muttonchops, and drink. No ! why couldn't you ? said ing a quart of ale,I asked the landlord well, to sit down, and partake of a bowl of Because my mammy took whiskey punch. I found him, as the me to bail the pudding in Scotch generally are, very intelligent, The doctor gathered up his heron - and full of anecdote, of which the fol' leen frame, stood erect, touched the lowing may serve us,a specimen : ceiling with his wig, stared or squint.. Sir, said the landlord, this inn was ed—indeed looking any way but the ormerly kept by Andrew Macgregor, right way. At last, with lnouth wide relation o t ~^y and these.hnrd,..,. open (nioui3 ©f the -Smallest), iiria sen otter..hairs (in which we are noteach heaving, he With some' difficulty sitting) were, years ago, filled by the recovered iris breath, and looking, great tourists Doctor Johnston and Boswell with dignified contempt, ' h Boswell, travelling like the lion and, roared out with the' lungs of a ste jackal. Boswell generally precedes[:; for : the doctor in search of food, and beingil, sir, leave off biughir much pleased with the look of thi3 in of my eternal disple house,followerl his nose into the larder` ter a single syllable where lie saw a fine leg of rnutton. Hr abominable adventure to any st ordered it to, be roasted with the nti livingyou breathe. And most eapechtion, and gave particular sir,,host, you have th po orders fol•. a nice pudding. Now. say tive the.„,simple: 0.::outh ha, make' the best of all puddingaj' your from., • Elated With his good luck, he immedij ' A singer for breath was distressed, and saws the giant of learning, slowl , And the doetprs;allsaid'slie'intust,rest• , But she took G, Del': 15 Por ber weak,luugs you see, And now she can sing with the best out of the morn. Somewhat relieved, on returning, ho insisted on seeing the dirty little rascally boy whom he' se- verely reprimanded before .rohuson. The poor boy cried ; the doctor laugh- ed. it klso'e> IlotnedY fbr Catarrh li the est, Easiest 70 Uge.land Cheapest, A lila �'• hist 0014 by druggists er pent by mall,. 60c. E.'D. Trazeitine, Warren. Pa, I1 S P & haying I sod. the shop, owned ,by M ter a term f oars, beg to notify the aro in a po: on to. turd out iirot cl Carriage Waggons Iter L01nnIOX, ile that they , Sleighs, etc., on shortest notice, s 1 the best quality of mater- ial uoud in their menu • ere. The BLA. a$ uetial. 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Write them, Deoereptive Book, explanation and proora mulled (sealed) Prep Addcceu ERIE !MEDICAL GO., BUFFALO .M. Y, Bos - from WONDER IN WELLAND! 11 a Mr .Boswe and under pa ere, never tit this while said mine fact from r humble Modgrn Miracles. -t ately went out in search of his friend advancing on :t pony, My dear sir, said Boswell, out o` breath With joy,:good news 1 1 ha ust bespoke, at a comfortable aril can inn here; a delicious leg of mut- n ; it is ]row getting ready, and"1 tter myself we shall make an excel, t meal -Johnson looked "pleased— d 1 hope, said 1ie, you have bespoke pudding, Sir, you • will have your vorite pudding, replied the other. Johnson gotoff the puny, and the nor animal, relieved from the Pliant, melt his way ,into the stable. 13oswell left him to prepare for.this•delicious treat. • Johnson feeling his coat rather damp from the mist of the mountains, went into the kitchen and threw his upper garment on a chair before the fire; he sat on the hob, near a little boy who was very busy attending the Bad• blood breeds divers distressing diseases, banishe meat. Johnson occasionally peeped boils and botolies, with everyck Bloodters othe e} mp$ from behind his coat, • while tba boy tom arising from bad blood. kept basting the mutton, Johnson Those who speak without reflection did not like the appearance of his often remember their own words after - head when he shifted the basting wards with sorrow. o ladle from one Mand, the other hand Was troubled with continual headache Vias• never idle, and the doctor thought and loss of appetite but • before I had at the same time he saw something lealth�rttl rriiedoses of B. B. B. appetite and fall on the meat, upon which he de- J. B. TnoixssoN, Bethesda, nt, termined to eat no mutton on that day. Eloquence should prevail by gentle 'rhe dinner announced ; Boswell ex.., suasion not by constraint. .lb should claimed,. my dear doctor, here comes reign, not tyranize, • the mutton—what a picture I done to Mrs. Jane Vansickle, Alberton, Ont.,was a turn, and looks so beautifully btownl cured of Ever complaint, alter years of suffering, by using •five bottles of B, B, B. The doctor tittered. After` a short She recommends it. grace, Boswell said-- Habits are to the soul, what the 1 suppose sir, 1 tun to carve,as veins and arteries are to the blood,,the usual what part shall I help you to 1 courses in which it moves. me doctor replied— LngtlsliSpavin Liflnientrentavesall hard, soft or My dear tozzy, 1 did not like to tell Spavin,: }l�intip iti" "0000,esweei ey, tiles;Sprrafna you. before, abut I ani determined to sore and swotion Throat, Coughs, Oto. Save $50 by use Of Ono bottle, warrants the meat WOndertul Au'atblete gave out, on a run, And he feared his career was quite don G. I',L D. pray observe, Gave back his lost nerve, And now be can lift half a ton. A writer, who wrote for 'aprize, • Had headaches and pain iu the eyes ; G. hi. D. was the spell • • That made him quite well, And glory before hurl now lies. These are only examples of tL daily triumphs of ler. Pierce's Geldt- Medical Discovery, in restoring healt and reviving wasted vitality.' Sold all druggists. . donors atnlevea t tai, that are created. Itch, ManTo and Scratches of eyory kind on human or:animals, cured in dO minutes by Wool', ford's Sanitary•Imtion. This neyer fails. Soldby A, L. Hamilton. • He who foresees calamities, suffers them twice over. exceed those abstain ftotn merit to day. Mendell OcyeOver knew:, Sold by A. L. liamlltOn. U dear 1 this is a great disappoint. . The ignorance of one man may be hien.- said 13ozzy• higher than the intelligence of another. Say no more; 1' shall Wake thyself There may be a very large memory and ample amends with the pudding. • a very narrow conscience. A Representative Farmer Speaks.. MR. C. C. HAUN. The following remarkable facts are fully certified to as being undeniably correct in every particular. Mr. Hann is well known in the vioinity, havint resided here over fifty years, and is highly respected, as a man of the strictest honor,. whose word is as good as his bond. As will be seen from his letter, four physicians had attended him, and it was only after he had given up hope of euro that he decided to try Burdock Blood Bitters on the recommendation of a neighbor who had been cured of a similar disease by its use. Mr. Haun writes as fellows: heals Sins; I think have been one of the worst sufferers you have yet heard, of, having been six years in the hands of four of our best doctors without obtaining permanent relief, but continually growing worse, until almost beyond hope of re- covery, I tried your Bitters and got relief in a few days. Every organ of my body was deranged, the liver enlarged, hardened nd torpid, the heart and digestive organs FOR HE BEST VALUE E. ORDf D V.LOT. I,14��i� HATS, WEBSTER'S CAPS, SHIRTS,, COLLARS, CUFFS, Cheap for KASH, AT , W EBST1. 1•�,'S HOOSIER seriously deranged, a large abscess in my back, followed by paralysis of the right leg, in fact the lower half of my body was entirely useless. After using Burdock Blood Bitters for a few days the abscess burst, discharging fully five quarts of pus in two hours. , I felt as if 1 had received a shock from a powerful battery. My re• covert' after this was steady and the cure permanent, seeing that for the four years Guice I have had as good health as ever I had. 1001 take an occasional bottle, not that I need it but because I wish to keep my system in perfect working order. can think of no more remarkable case than what I have myself passed through, and no words can express my thankfulness for such perfect recovery. 0. 0. Haug, Welland P.O. • In this connection the following letter from T. Oumines;Esq., a leading druggist of Welland, Ont„ speaks for.itself: Messrs. T. Milburn & Co., Toronto. Griatrn `lirI.r,—I have been personally acquainted with Mr. O. O. Hann for the last 20 years, and have always found him a very reliable man. You may place the, utmost confidence in anything he says sm.," ®. with regard to your medicine. a has en many occasions within the Inst four years told me that it was marvellous the way the Burdock Blood Bitters had cured him, and that he now felt as able to do a day's work ani he ever felt in his life. Although quite well he still takes some B. B. B. occasionally, as he says, to keep him in perfect .heath. Yours truly, TnolsAs Chntruss, Welland, Ont. 'rhe steadily fueroasing salts of B.13.13., the length of time it has been before the people, and the faet that it cures to stay cured, attest the sterling merit of this monarch of medicines, the people's favorite blood purifier, tonics and regulator. Wingbatu, October 8th, ten. 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