HomeMy WebLinkAboutWingham Times, 1892-03-04, Page 7A Preferred Creditor,
A goad story is going the rounds
about a New York merchant who "e-
aontly failed for a lame amount. He
called all his creditors together and.
offered to settle with them at tett cents
ou the dollar, giving them his notes,
payable in thirty days.
As most of the creditors had little
hope of getting anything; they eagerly
accepted the proposition. One man,
however, stood out for better terms,
and all efforts to get him to agree were
futile. Finally the bankrupt took
him out in the hall and said :
Ven you come in an' sign mit de
udders, don I make you preferred
creditor,
All right, said the kicker, under
those circumstances I will agree to a
settlement.
The papers were signed and all the
creditors left except the one who had.
'been told he was to be preferred.
Vat are ye vating for ? said the Tuan
vlho had failed.
Why, you said I was to be preferred.
I am waiting to know what I am to get.
Vell, I tell you—you get notings.
*.Osttenii`iifiui . - Why, you promised to
make me a prefei•i:ed• creditor if I would
sign with the rest. '
And so you are, I make you prefel•redt,
I tell you now you gets notings. De
udders wait thirty days before dey know
it, and den clay got notings. •
CONSUMPTION CURED.
An old physician, retired from practice, having
had placed in his hands by an East India missionary
the formula of a simple vegetable remedy for the
speedy and permanent cure of Consumption, Bron-
chitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all throatand Lung
Affections, also a positive and radicalcure for
Nervone Debility and all Nervus Complaints, after
having tested its wonderful curative powers in
thousands of eases, he has felt it his duty to make it
known to his suffering fellows. Actuated by this
motive and a desire to relieve human suffering, I
will send tree of charge, to all who desire it, this
recipe, in German, French at' English, with full
directions for preparing and using. Sent by mail by
addressing with stamp, naming this paper. W. .A.
Noroi 8.20 Pavers Block Rochester, N, Y.
How to Treat Them.
(From the Ladies' Home Journal.)
Because he loves ,you, shall he be
'the last to be thought of ?
Because lie loves you, shall you give
no thought of the words you say to
him 4 °
Because he loves you, is that any
reason why you should be inconsider5
ate of him'I
Because he loves you, shall you not
thine it necessary to be at your best
anil
sweetest far Mint? '
•,.e fuse he loves you, shall you
laugh at his affection and think his ex.
pressions of it are funny. 1
Because he loves you, • Shall he be
treated so *that he wonders, after all,
if you have any love for him ? '
Because he loves you, shall you
never think it necessary to say the
sweet words of thanks for the tour•
tesies he shows you 1
Because he loves you, shall you
seem to put a tax on hien in the way
of presents and entertainments that, it
hi just possible he cannot afford ?
Oh, you foolish girl ! Do you want
to lose your love 4 It is like those old
Venetian glasses, fine, slender and
delicate ; pour into one all the great
Wealth of your affection and the glass
will hold it, but let one drop of the
poison of self will or indifference get
in and the glass is scattered into a
thousand pieces.
When Nature Smiles Agaiu,
When nature smiles again in the mild
spring days, mankind often groans from.
the effects of bad blood and kindred
troubles engendered by the long hard
winter. Remove the cause of all the
trouble by purifying your blood with
nature's remedy, Burdock Blood Bitters,
the best blood searcher and tonic over
discovered. '
She Envied Him,
bate being alone, said Ethel, as
she sat conversing with Lhellie: I like
company.
Indeed, said Lhellie, removing his
cane knob from his mouth to 'enable
himself to talk, you surpwlse me. I
never feel bored when I'm alone, I
am satisfied with my own society. •
Alen you are more easily pleased
than anybody I ever met, elle said.
BOW I envy you 1
E'or Influenza or •'La Gripre" Wilson's -
Compound Syrup of Wild Cherry is a sure ,
and safe remedy. There is no better mediw
sine for the pure of Influenza, Bronchitis,
Coughs, Colds,Croup and kindred disease's.
Geb the pumas int Bite wrappers.
Ri11'e Tenor and nay fuse,
Bill was short and dapper, while 1 was
thin and tall—
I bad flowin' whiskers, but 13111 had none
at all;
Clothes would never seers to set so nice
on me and him --
Folks used to laugh and say I was too
powerful slim,
But Bill'sclothes fit him like the paper
oa the wall !
And we were the sparklin'st beaux in all
the place,
When .Bill sung tenor and I sung bass !
Cyrus Baker's oldest girl was member of
the choir—
Eyes as black as Kelsey's eat, and cheeks
as rod as fire !
She had the best soprannor voice I think
1 ever, heard—
Sung "Coronation," "Burlington," and
"Chiny" like a bird;
None done better than with him a -stand-
in' nigher,
A-holdin' of her hymn book so she
wouldn't lose the place,
When Bill sung tenor and I sung bass !
Then there was Prudence Hubbard, so
cosy like and fat—
She sung alto and wore a pee -wee hat; ,
Beaued her around, one winter, and, first
thing I knew.
Ono evening on the portico I'up and
called her Prue 1
But, sakes alive, she didn't mind a little
thing like that—
On all the works of Providence she set a
cheerful face,
When Bill was singin' tenor and I was
singin' bass.
Bill, nevermore we two shall share the
fun we used to then,
Nor know the comfort nor the peace we
had together when
liv in Masse(chussetts in the good
old e urtin' days
And lifto up our voices in psalms and
hymn and praise —
Oh, how ' . wish that 1 could live them
happy t'mes again !
For life, as V boys knew it, had a swept
peculiar ;race
When you wa ' singin' tenor and I was
singin' bas
The music fobs have nowadays ain't
what it used ,o,be,
Because their atn't n`d; :3ingers`neFic pn
earth like Bill and mo;
Why, Lemuel Bangs, who used to go to
Springfield twice a year,
Admitted that for singin' Bill and me
had not a peer
When Bill went soarin' up to A. and I
. dropped clown to D ;
The old bull -fiddle Beza Dimwit played'
warn't in a race
'Longside of Bill's high tenor and my
sonorous bass
Bill moved to Calfforny in the spring of
'54,
And we folks that used to know hien
never knew hint any more ;
Then Cyrus Baker's oldest girl—she kind
o' pined a spell,
And, hankerin' after sympatif:y, it natur-
ally befell
That she married Deacon Pitkin's boy
who kep' the general store ;
And so the years—the changeful years—
have rattled on apace,
Since Bill sung tenor and I sung bass.
As I was sittin' by the stove this evenin'
after tea,
I noticed wife kep' hitchin' close and
closer up to me,
And as she patched the gingham frock
our gran'child wore to -day,
T heard gin a sigh that seemed to come
from fur away—
Couldn't help inquirin' what the trouble
might be ;
Was thinkin' of the time, says Prue,
abreshin' at her face,
When Bill sung tenor and you sung
bass !
•
Since Alex Anderson, the abscond..
ing book-keeper of the Macdonald
Manufacturing Co, Stratford, took his
departure defalcations have been crop.
ping up on all hands until the amount.-
now
mountnow foot up to nearly $3,000. Ander•
son's operations extend over nearly
the entire period of his connection
with the firm.
a
A. Audette, proprietor House of from•
mous barber shop, Ottawa, says :—A num.
ber of my customers are using Anti -Dau.
druff, and it gives the best of sattsfaetion
and I consider it a success for the purpose
advertised.
A real estate boons is a bubble that
everybody in the place helps furnish
the wind to blew, expecting it to fur.
uieli theta plenty of wind to live with-
out blowing..
Janes --Cana yon tell me a Miss who
is not as good, by seven, as a mile ?
Brown -0, come off ! That's too fur
'long for nie,
There isn't so much difference he-
tween statesmen and babies: they both
go off and suck their thumbs if they
can't be waited on first.
AnvtoS 'to IIIarlikne,—Aro you disturbed at night
and broken of your test by a sick child sutteting and
otying with paih of Cutting Teeth? It so send nt
81180 Ifni go .e bottle of ' ilea, Wlnstow's soothing
'Syrup" Par Children T88thing. Its value is` inealcul•
able, It will reflate trio poor little euffarar
hnmediatoly. Depend upomit, l 0i1.ers ; ti cro is no
mistake about it, ft cures Dysentery and Diarrhoea,
teaulates the Stomach and Heiress, cures wind Colne,
softens the Ousts, reduces Inftannaation, and gives
tone and energy to tho whole system. " Mre, Wim
blow's Soothing Syrup " for children teothink Is
ttdeasant to the taste aades the itrosot iptlen 8f ono of
the oidoet and beat curse physicians and rfurees In
the `United States, and is for ante by all drugless
throttghcat the world. Price twenty.flve cents a
bottle. Ile sore and ask for "Mae. wntstow's
110or11s48 Vire, ,.nd fake no other kind
• I* • e
cp wiIER At SE ' a .
Beet Cough syrup, master Goo . 11so
In Gime, Sold by dru . `fats.
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WiLL CURE QR RELIEVE
BILIOUSNESS, DIZZINESS,
DYSPEPSIA, DROPSY,
INDIGESTION, FLUTTERING
JAUNDICE OF THE HEART,
ERYSIPELAS, RHEUSM, ACIDITY
CID THE STOMACH,
HEARTBURN, DRYNESS
HEADACHE,. OF THE SKIN,
And ovory'species or' disease arising
from disordered .LATER, LEER"' STOMA.CFI, 131,VEYS OP E.LOOD°
MIt4URN ec CO,, yrarrtc�o orl�o.
FRIENDSHIP & CO .,
haying leased the shop, owned by ,yf$ H Lemma; l . FOUN toe ai term sf years, beg to ut irs tllopublio that they 'FAH I�
are in a position to turn out first class
FOR THE BET VALUE
ORD �'9D .. CLOTHING
ST� AR'17
• HATS, OAPS,
COLLARS,
SWETS,
CUFFS,
Cheap for ASE
--AT—.—
E -13. S '-j~ E 14, ' g
JAS.-MURRAY & 00.1
Carriages, Waggons,
Cutters, Sleighs, etc.,
on shortest novice, Only the best quality of mater-
ial used in their manufacture,
The BLACKSMITIIING carried on •
as usual.
Horse -Shoeing a Speciality.
We are prepared to sell 20 er cent. cheaper than
the cheapest f
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MANUFACTURERS OF
Plows, Iron Gang lows, Lan
Rollers, Mowers..
LSO, WALMSLEY'S PATENT
n taw FRIENDSHIP & CO.(s IEIP,a, fl LLAT N VflN IC
•
volMolilyMah
' COMPLETE WITH PUMPS, &c. WARRANTED THE BEST IN C 9 TINGBRASS' 1
-- -I ;?P S in car n ;
So our stock of new and desirable
TO ORDER.
00 S end.S:EHO.�s9 REPAIRING AS USUAL.
Overshoes, ii �bers� &c.,
For old and young, at prices which des' competitio
Great Variety, Groat Bar\ins,
Great Opportunity. "1
Having purchased the business lately owned by
Mr D ilcCoimick, next to the Bank of Hamilton-, and
added to the already largo stock, I wish to inform
the people of Wingbarn and surrounding country
that I 0111 nl a position to furnish them, with anything
in the Boot and Shoo line at astonishingly low prices
ORDERED WORK A SPECIALTY,
Your patronage kindly solicited.
Don't forget the stand—Two doors north of the
Postoflfce
JOHN MARTIN.
Beautify Your Homes
JAS. H. FRIEND,
° Late of Hamilton and Paris,
HOUSE, SIGN AND ORNAMEN-
TAL PAINTER; PAPER HANGER,
FRESCOER, &C.
Would take this opportunity of informing the citizens
of Wingham and surrounding eountry that having
had large experience in city work, he is prepared to
do Alaoastining, Ii:alson,tning and Wall Papering fn
the latest approved styles of plain and decorative
work. Churches, Halls or other public or private
buildings Frescoed in beautiful Colors and Designs
at moderato rates.
Graining in Walnut.0ak, Bird's Eye Ma-
ple, &e., a Specialty.
All orders entrusted to my care done with neatness
and despatch.
Orders left at Mr. Ross' Bookstore will receive
prompt attention.
JAS. EI. FRIEND.
Wiugiiam, April 3rd.
ZETLAND D SAW MILE
GEORGE THOMSON, Proprietor.
Lumber of all kinds,
First-class Shingles,
and Cedar Posts.
Car load Orders a Specialty.
\1OOD delivered to any part
Wingliatn.
Qui" Orders by 'mail promptly attended to.
GSOIIGE THOMSON, These remcdic
Whlgbam 1', 0,
JAS. MURRAY & CO.
P. 5.—All those indebted kindly call and settle at once.
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