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4Il 0.0. T1lttrit �cvirairl.
After Al ark '1'wain had tnado itirnsol f
famous by writing Innocents Abroad,
ho began ti look rolled for a wife.
Ile got to be It settled old bacliolov' be
fore be eget Miss Lizzie Langdon,tlau
ghter of Judge Langton, of Elsaira,N.
Y. Alark was awfully stupid about
:love matters, and it will always be a
Mystery how he first propose to such.
a beautiful and wealthy girl as Miss
Langdon. But he did it,after his own
fashion and was rejected.
Well, be said falteringly, I didn't
think you'd gas's ills, 'hiss Lizzie, but
.I couldn't help trying.
But Mark's love grow stronger and
stronger, and after a while he tried
again. He went to the young lady and
said
Then you think you won't never
want to marry me, Miss Lizzie?
Oh, no, 11r. Clemens, at least not
this year.
Well, he said, with his celebrated
drawl. I think a good deal more of
you than if you'd have said yes,but it't
hard to bear.
Some time after this Mark came to
the young lady as he was about to
leave, and said, with moistened eyes :
S'pose there ain't any hope for me
Lizzie ?
Why, yes.
When ?
Now..
Then I mast speak to your father
about it? asked Mark tremblingly.
Yes.
This speaking to the old Judge was
the hardest task of all. But 1Vlark went
off and laid a deep plan to win the old
gentleman's consent. He got his speech
alt reab.and then went to the dignified
old millionaire, and begnn :
Judge, he began, Judge ---
Well, what is it, Mark ?
I say, Judge—do you know—or per-
haps you've seen—yes, webby you've
seen sumethin' going on between Miss
Lizzie ant me ?
What ? What? exclaimed the Judge
rather sharply, apparently not under-
standing the situation, yet doubtless
getting a glimpse of it from the in-
quiry. •
Have you seen anything going Oil
between Tries Lizzie end me?
No indeed, replied the magnate,
sternly. No, sir, I have not.
Well, look sharp and you will.
And to this day ivi ark is always con-
-grtttulating himself on the shrewd way
that he captured this learned judicial
luminary and won his case.
I may be an innocent abroad, he
said afterward, to his friend David
Weleher, but I'm not as almighty in-
nocent as I look at home.
And when we see the beautiful home
of the humorist in Elartford, and see
his happy and beautiful children, it is
evident that Miss Lizzie had just as
sound judgment as Mark.
Good Advice.
DEAR SIRS, --I have been troubled with
headache for over 40 years, and had
it so bad about once a week that I was
sometimes not expected to live. I was ad.
vised to use B. B. B., and have used three
bottles. I now have an attack only once
in four or five mouths, and feel that if I
continue using it I will be entirely cured.
Therefore I recommend it highly.
MBs. E. A. STonEr, Shetland, Ont,
Too True.—Most any man, until he
dies, still wants the earth, while fail-
ure fiets 1hiiYi ; tiut yet don't seem to
realize the earth wants him—and
finally gets him.
Is simply epidemic Influenza'; Wilson's
' G .ildCherry will cure it safely and quickly.
Get the genuine, in white wrappers only,
and use it as directed for Influenza.
The man barn in a cabin may some
day name a cabinet.
Fond Wife : Why so thoughtful,
dear ? Will gen get much if you cure
that Ivan ? Sawboneu . No ; but if he
dice I'll be sure to get my bill. His
life is insured. .
'For Pani or Colds.
' BNTLr fI N,— rifteen menthe ago
I had a bearing breast. I tried a num-
ber of remedies but got no relief. I
then tried flagyard's Yellow 0i1 which
gave me instant relief. It is the best thing
I eye° used for all kinds of pain or cold,
Mas,J'oin Comex. St. Marys, Ont.
Reetee ng Tenmptatipn,
Old Uncle Iilben was going along past
Brown's store, flaying; no .attention to
anybody and evidently far from the
mcaddlinf crowd's ignoble strife, when
Brown saw Hire,
Ilello, uncle, bo called out, where
have you been lately ? 1 haven't seen
you for a mouth.
Been to ineetin' mos'ly, Mas' Tom,
answered the old man, humbly,
Oh, there's a revival on, is there?
Yes, sir, Mas' Tom.
Well, you ,ought to be slipping down
on the coop these nights. Fattest
chickens, roosting law down there,you
ever saw.
The old man's eyes began to bright.
en.
Watermelons in the patch yet, too,
and svteet, potatoes corning on, con-
tinued Brown, seductively.
;Uncle Eben began to grow fidgety
and his mouth watered, but he was
firm. You could see that plainly.
Go 'way Mas' Tom,he,said pleading-
ly, go 'way wid yo' temptin' speechify:
in'. Yon haiu't no right to be pnttin'
temptation in de ,ole man's paf. I'se
clone got religion, Mas' Tom, an' dein
yar tings ain't fer nee uo mo' 'deed dey
ain't, Mas' Tom.
Fat chickens, watermelons, sweet
potatoes, nor anything, uncle ? wheed.
led Brown.
No, Mas' Tom, and Uncle Eben
raised his eyes piously ; but of you'll
be polite enough to tell me jes wire.'
dey is, T'll communicate with some of
dese unregen'ate sinnahs what hain
come nigh do mo'ners bench yet, and
I specs dey'll git down der fer a spell,
one o' dese yer nights fo' de moon am
clar gene, an' '11 see dat Uncle Eben
ain't lef' to suffer mo'n he kin b'ar.
Mas"Tom, after dey gits back from de
flesh -pots ob Egyp.
Brown chuckled, and Uncle Ebeu
shuffled along.
CONSUMPTION CURED.
An old physician, retired from practice, hating
had placed in his hands by an East India missionary
the formula of a simple vgctable remedy for the
speedy and permanent cure of Consumption, Bron-
chitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat and Lung
Affections, also a positive. and radical cure for
Nervous Debility and all Nomads Complaints, after
having tested,' its tvonderftrt^ 'curative ,powers in
thousands of cases, he has felt it his duty to make is
known to his snffering fellows. Aetnated by this
motive and a desire to relieve human sutfot•inv, I
will send free of charge, to all who desire it, this.
recipe, in German, French or' English, with full
directions for preparing and using. Sent by mail by
addressing with stamp, naming this paper. W. n.
Novas SiIe Pryers Block Rochester, N, Y.
Blanche : Did you part owing to
misunderstanding ? Rosalie: Good-
ness me, no ! We understood each
other too well.
One of the aggravating things about
housekeeping is that as soon as th
weather gets so cool that ice is not
greatly needed it ceases to melt, rapid
ly.
AMOR To mammas.— Are you disturbed at night
and broken of your rest by a sick child suffering and
Drying with pain of Cutting* Teeth? If so send at
once and got a bottle of ' Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup" for Children Teething. Its value is incal:ul-
able. It will relieve the poor little suffcrar
immediately. Depend upon it, mothers; there is no
mistake about it. It aures Dysentery and Diarrhoea,
regulates the Stomach and Bowels, cures Wind Colic,
softens the Gums, reduces Inflammation, and gives
tone and energy to the whole system. "Mrs. Win-
slow's Soothing Syrup" for children teething is
pleasant to the taste and is the prescription of one of
the oldest and best cntale physicians and nurses in
the United States, and is for sale by all druggists
throughout the world. Price twenty-five cents a
bottle. Be sure and ask for "Mits. Winnow's
Soo'rnino SL'arr, ..nd talc° nn nther kind
The only relatives Uncle Sam is in
duty bound to take care' of are his
trade relations,
Better borrow from a „ pawn -broker
than a -friend. A lost pledge may be
bought again, but good will, never.
Miss Joyce : Yes, Jack and T are to
become partners for life. Miss
Means : And you will be the senior
partner, How nice'!
HOLLOwAY'S PILLS.—In the com-
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are unrivalled. Their use by the fair
sex has become so constant for the re -
'novel of their ailments that barely a
toilet is without them. A.lnenst all
classes, from the domestic servant to
the peeress,universal favor is accorded
to these renovating Pills ; their invig-
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them safe and invaluable in all ease ;
they may be taken by females of all.
ages or any disorganization or irregu-
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the cause and restoring the sufferer to
robust health. As a family medicine
they ate invaluable for subduing the
nsaiftdies of young And old
TRADE SALE
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To General Jlcrchants and Boot and Shoe Stores,
In connection with eta• Leather U:isinese 1 kelp e
MI stock .of
Shoemakers' Findings1
and can supply the trade at lowest prices with
IFEATON AND PENINSULAR
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w.,
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IIATHAWAYS, WHITMORE'S,
ZANON], ECLIPSE.
gross lots at gross prices.
LACES:
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RIFLE, I, e
LEATHER, Single Tag, Horsehide,
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GENUINE PORPOISE,
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SHOE LEli,T HER,
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HARNESS LEATHER,
Best brands always on hand, in oak or
hemlock tannage.
GENUINE JAOQUOT'S FRENCH.
BLACKING, AT REDUCED PRICES,
Your patronage respectfully solicited, You will
save freight, time and probably a percentage. Set
the example of dealing at hone.
W. J. CIIAPMAN,
WINGHAM TANNERY.
A SURE CURE
FOR BILIOUSNESS, CONSTIPATION,
INDIGESTION, DIZZINESS, SICK
HEADACHE, AND DISEASES OF THE
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THEY ARE MILD,THOROUGH AND PROMPT
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SANITARY PLUMBING
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LATEST METHODS :
Particular attention paid to
Sanitation and Ventilation.
Plans and Specifications care-
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Repairing Promptly Attend-
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GEORGE THOMSON, Proprietor.
Lumber of all kinds,
First-class Shingles,
and Cedar Posts.
Car load Orders, a Specialty.
WOOD cleliSered to any part of
Wiughanh.
0- Orders by Mail promptly attended to.
GEORGE TiHOMSON,
winatain P. O.
DR. FOWLERS
cEXT: OF o
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CURES
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FlAMPS
IARRH(EA
YSENTERY
AND ALL SUMMER COMPLAINTS
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IT IS SAFE AND RELIABLE FOR
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WHERE DO YOU LIVET
Half of the people o our County don't knon,.Vie
position of ono Township from another. They can
now overcome this difficulty by consulting the
COOPER MAP
fUL
COUNTY OP HURON
Which has been long needed and looked for. The size is four foot by five feet
mounted on linen and wood .rollers. Six coloring are used, whieb makes it very
distinct and effective,
THE SCHOOL SECTION NEEDS ONE,
THE FARMER NEEDS ONE,
THE BUSINESS MAN NEEDS ONE.
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IN
ORDDRED CLOTHING,
GO TO
ST R'
HATS, CAPS,
COLLARS,
SHIRTS,
CUFFS,
Cheap for KASH.
AT— —
EBSTEI,'S
PJ;h1\
va) a iv vAi
M.11 takaP tlt PAM.
Has removed to E. F. Gerster's cid stand, where he has a large and
nicely assorted stock of
atchesd gess, Xew1'1lery, Silverware and
Speetaelea,
Which he is selling away down in price, and will be pleaaed to
have you call and take a look through his Stock.
Repairing a SDec alty
'All work warranted and done promptly.
Ed. D •
���:�le
Mason's Block.
FOUND a -Y-1
MANUFACTURERS OF
LP
Four and Six Knife, the best, in the Market.
Would invite the attention of farmers and those requiring the same
that, we are selling; these at bottom prices.
ene Arai Machine Repairing
f
AS USUAL.
OA STINGS in BRASS or IRON,
TO ORDEIL
Wingham, Deeelnber 2nd, 1801.
JAS. MURRAY RAY & CO.