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Wkl They Should Learn.
' Newspapers II (1 n)agazines overflow
with directions for women to follow
And t'll them'just what they should
:learn awl hokv, to fearn it.. They are
lectured decorum and teught everye
'thing from how to eat their soup .up to
'how to change tete baby's bib. Vole
"lowing is a clipping of thitigs•for we.
'men to learn
To sew.
To cook.
To mend.
Tobe gentle..
To value time.
To dress neatly.
To keep a secret.
To be self.rcli ant. .
To avoid idleness..
To mind the baby.
Te darn stockinger,
To respect, old age.
To make good bread,
To keep a house tidy.
To control her temper.
To be Above gossiping.
To mance p home happy.
To take care of the sick.
To humor a cross old man.
rr To marry a man for his svortb.
To be a helpmate to a husband.
To take plenty of active exercise.
To see a mouse without screaming,
To read twee books besides novels.
To wear shoes that don't cramp the
feet.
To be a womanly woman ander all
eircumsfances.
The writer takes pleasure in making
out alist of' things for a man to learn:
To chop wood.
To build fires.
To Clean walks.
To put up a stove.
To carve a fowl;
To dress himself. 4 .
To keep track of his clothes,
To whip a carpet.
To kill a cat.
To be unselfish.
To clean his boots.
To shave hiruself:
To hang,up his coat.
To keep his word.
To get up in the morning,
To be above flirting.
To talk politics without gettihe, mad.
To face a burglar without quaking.
To value what ltelongs to woman.,
A. To avoid the society of bad Women.
To marry a woman for something
besides a curt on her forehead and a
jersey waist.
'To tolerate a woman' sentiments.,
To read something; besides a -news. d
Right Arm aad Zen ''aat,
The right aria. is attires a"—little
larger than the left, but tI left foot
is almost always larger than the right,.
presumably because, whips nearly
every man uses his right aria to bit a
weight or strike a blow, he almost in,
variableiielcs with Iris left foot, while
the lounger stands on his left leg and
lets his tight fall easily, because he
has learned by experlet.ce that this
is the best attitude he 'eau assume to
prevent lassitude and fatigue. This
,constant bearing of weight on the left
foot makes it wider than the -right,end
it often happens that a men who tried
on a shoe on the right foot and gets a
close fit„ has to discard the shoes
altogether because he canna' endure
the pain caused by the tightness of
the -left. If when riding on a street
ear you will take the trouble to notice,
you will see that. in laced shoes the
gap is much/smaller on%the right foot
than on the left, while with button
ahoesF-the buttons'have to beset beck
tend mss on the left shoe to once on
the right.
HoenOWAY'S PILLS AND OINTMENT.—
The most effectual dire for Gout and
Rheumatism;.—A frequent cause of these
complaints is the inflammatory state of
the blood, attended with bad digestion,
lassitude, and groat debility, showing the
want of proper circulation of the fluid,
and that impurity of the blood greatly
Pills 'aggravates
s a eof so put fying a mature that a
few doses taken in time, are an effectual
preventive against gout and rheUmatisni,
but anyone that has an attack of either
should use Holloway's Ointment also,
,the powerful properties of which com-
bined with the effects of the Pills, en-
sure a certain cure. The Ointment should
be thoroughly rubbed into the parts
affected at least twice a day, after they
have been sufficiently fotuented with
warns water to open the pores to facilitate
the introduction of the Ointment to the
glands, '
It is a form of excuse for wrong-
doiiig that we meant to do right, it we
have nee used our best powers to lise
cover what is right.
"La Grippe.
"La Grippe" or influenza can be quickly
cured by the use of Wilson's Compound of
Wild Cherry, the old reliable remedy for
Bronchitis, Whooping Cotigh, Croup,Colds,
Coughs and other diseases of respiratory
system. Wilson's Wild Cherry has been
in use for many years and is highly recom-
mended by all who know its virtues. Sold
by all prominent druggists.
The man who spends his like in
getting even for real or supposed in-
juries is a torment to'. himself and
generally a bore to his friends.
Goldwln smith.
Goldwiu Smith is opposed to Sir Charles
Tupper in many ways, but doubtless both
ould agree that no better remedy for
yspepsia, constipation, biliousness, head,,
he, kidney troubles, skin diseases, bio,
exists than Burdock Blood Bitters,the best
family medicine` known.
Beware of three women --the one
who does ni lova children, the one
who does not love flowers, mid she who
openly declares she does not lake other
women.
paper. se
To,neverexpect a silk liat to take
the Nue of brains.
•
To Wink of. something besides his
•stotnaeh; •.
To value a woman's affections over
and above What'it'contributes to his
personal comfort.
To treat a woman as his equal.
To take Iio advantage of a woman's
. rrorance of the world.
To expect no woman to swallow ex -
mins made or inexeuseble things that
another man would hoot at.
To never expect a Woman's implicit
Confidence tinder such circumstances
To have fewer imperative business
cans.
To keep a clean breath.
To exist wtthoot a club membership,
To be as generous with the women
talks as he is With the fellows.
To remember that tht sidewalks
were not made for the exclusive right
of loading it up with tobacco juice.
To keep his head at the sight of a
pretty girl.
To expedt no dress su it to para a
}rinoiple,
To keep his hands clean.
To hitva faith in a woman', capa-
city.
To attend to husinese.
To he temperate in all things.
To keep the eeventhi coulnotndmeint.
To keep the mind free from filth.
To never forgot ,when [adifra are ab-
sent that . there may bt' gentlemen
present.
To be stn
sial, mats upon .all owe -
eine.
sub-
scribers from now till MES will the e sent
st of January,
1892, for 25 cents.
Bach day, each eek, each monthv
each year, is a new change given you
by God. A new change given you
by God, A new change, it ncW leaf,
a new life—this is the golden;nnspeak.
able gift which each new day offers to
you,
BURDOCK
ri eguletee the Starriach,
Liver andBowels, urIIOCK
theSCaretio ns,Fu rifiesthe
Blood and rornoves a11J 1r 4
puolties from a 'Plmt 1e to
thWorst,$crofsalQus Sore.
BLOOD
DYSAEP$ IA.EBiL a41SNESS;
CONSTIPATION, HEADACHE'
SALT RHEUM. .A.
HEART BURN. SOUR4SCR-,OMA H
DIZZINESS. DROPSY'
SKINDISEASES
BITTERS
SANITARY PLUMBING
AND HEATING.
ALEX. SAUNDERS,
LATEST METHODS ;
Particular attention paid to
Sanitation and Ventilation.
Plans and Specifications care-
fully prepared.
Repairing Promptly Atten-
ed to. -
Three Trains Daily.
Telephone No. 28,
Correspondence Solicited.
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GOOD
WOOL WANTED.
HIGHEST PRICE PAID
AT THE,
WUIGHAM TANNERY
W, J, CHAPM A°N.
LUMBER,
Dressed and undressed,
LATHS,
SHINGLES,
STAVES,
BARRELS,
CEDAR POSTS,
WOOD, &e.,
Always on hand,and grill
be sold cheap..
MILL --Adjoining G. T. B., on
ASTHMAD�1R. TAF�T'S ASTRA/AIME never Shuter Street.
and we trtiiiflail6/UREafifails, send your address,
TAFTnlius Iso(5 0 it,zr, CRtrial bottle DR. 'EE MCLean & Son,
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Canadian Dept, lSG Adelaide T
St: W., Tottost'o, t'.evAna.
Plash iteniedy torCatarrh is the
Best, Easiest to Mound Cheapest,
Sold by druggists or scat by roan, 500,
Z. T. Hassittne, Warren. »a., t1, s.
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WON L~OWDEf$
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Wingham, Ont.
ZETIIAND SAW MILL Purify the blood, Correct all disorder's of the LIVER, STOMACH, KIDNEYS LAND 130W ELS anti ar
invaluable le all complaints incidental to females of, all ages.
►R THE BEST VALUE
O D EL) CLOTHING-,
----C p TO— .
WE
ER'S
BATS, CAPS,
COLLARS,
SHIRTS,
CUM'S, &c;.
Cheap for KASH..
W EI- STEI 'S
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ED. DUti*L
Y.
e ,
nicely assorted stock of
Has a:'emtived to E. F, Gorster's cid stand, where he has a large an
etches a Clack; 'ateweltery, Silvekware and
Spectacles,
Which he is selling• away down in price, and will he pleased to
have you call and. take a look through his Stock.
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-Repairing a Specialty
-A11 work warranted and done promptly,
Ed• Dirislev,
Mason's Block
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RE IS NOW A HAP 'Y 'Ma N.
. The Oil he was using was.very poor,
And caused language most obscene—
But he stands a chance for heaven
Since he used McColl's LAEDINE,
Which is the finest Machine Oil in1Canada. Has no equal. All
leading dealers sell it. Ask for it and see that you get it. The
Genuine Lardine is manufactured solely by
McCOI,L BROS. & CO. - - - -'} TORONTO.
g� TI3m2,
1,ENO �!V NED CYLINDER OIL
is still in the ring and is noW more popular than ever. Give it a trial.
You'll use no other,
A Blessing to Every Household,
HOLLOWAY'3PICS AND OINTMENT
These remedies have stood the test of fifty years experience, and are pronounced the best Medicines tot
Family use.
GEODG �'NO I DN, Proprietor. `111-1:..1 OI 11TH.. / 1s” '
Is the only reliable remedy for bad legs, sores ulcers, and old wounds. FOR 11RONCIIt itS, SORE
4 -- -" THROATS, COUGHS, r1OLDS, GOUT, RHEUMATISM, GLADULAIt SwELtaxaS AND ALL SEM'
y all
IT HAS NO EQUAL, Manufactured only at 78, New Oxford. Late 533, Oxford Street, London,
Lumber of all kinds, and sold by all Medicine vendors throughout tice world.
taellurInisers should look to -the /Abel on the Boxes Shd Pets, 'Cf the address is
,Pirst-Class Shingles, oat 533 oxford Street, London, they are spurious, i
and Cedar Posts.
Car Load Orders a Specialty.
WOOD delivered to any part of
W i ughatn,
firer °Mo s by mall promptly attended to,
OL01tGlt Tttow1Sth�,
Wtn,tbnui
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'HOUSAN S OF 80111.A
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_ When i ss.; CurO 1 d0 riot 'meat
l.,,�` r merely to strip theist for a time, and t
miretheinreturn again. t MGilN.A RADICALICURIto Ihavenidethedtser;scOf
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tan
OM Kai ng Sicknor,► a 13fe:long study. 1 warrant ttry t'ernedy tO 1."frltrb
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°hce fer A taelitise Add a Fred !Witt* rof ray lnfaltiblo llthmddvtirr' !Wefts* a t OMee. It costs you nothingfor A trial, and i' vein cure n. Add" it t.-9. a. es! sE
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