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FRIDAY. S1;,. TE31i31'11a 25, 1891.
eseve sse3a rrieiu1.
!ley ,r' . 't, nl le lite.
if we 7 ',At give it
T'ee that meanie sllo,lla,
•1+u'eneote. live it.
wore a givon t'a see
ss ra, i (to(r..1 and glory—
(jar li i,, to Underet,anal
tt1entteming story.
How leettitiftil is stealth
Oso Itha who reeve it ;
. Ann, the ' a jewel, rale,
e'en' tt}h 1aril . and }..'eles it.
Ono the !nett (') in life,
'11, It
hes foundation,
Is debtor this feet,
' e sat ,d eiranlatiort. '
'How beautiful is Boise,
tt .R+'out•'mike it
o2 our love,
)rsalte it !
the wifely kiss
That e !?e.a and blesses --
The litt%a children's love
caresses !
IIow beautiful itiful is lova
' 6d li tana has found it !
No mower, small or grout, =`
Math of .::r bound it ;
It iii n to heaven and earth-
A. iniglity lever ;
Itgoe`iu:.land on,
Aud .,ill forever.
Ctilvoas.
Tile Caiulht:il met at the tstwn hall,
Teeswater, Sept 7th, 1301, as per
ers'st 'n ea e,",jauriinient of last ineeting. .
I:ieeib-`M flit prt>sent. The R eve1u
the cllu,;r: hili minutes o'f last meet-
ing
eeting w re read, when it VMS moved by
11 2ICia. t\ lnd':d by P Clark, that
the mil} 1 es• as east roast tae amended
• by eeseia,diiny motion No 10, aucl the
;minutes as amended be adopted and
eigaect by the -Reeve and Ole;rk--Qar-
ried, Moved by 1' Clark, sib udecl l,y
3 Weiwo,J, diet the report of the
Reeve and D puty R eve re the gri.vel
wad be now react—Carried. Report
of sleeve and Deputy Reeve for repair.
ink; gravel. road recommended that
about ,;300 bo expended and to bo put
on as. follows : From boundary of t
Turllberr;y to 2 and 3 con, 33 yds ;
from 2 and -1 to 4 and. 5 con, 50 yds ;
from 4 and :a cells to Teeswater, 17
yds ; .on i,oniialary of ;ia.ross and
{xr: en bili, 2 yds ; from 12 and 13 con
to 11 and 15 con, 15 yards , from 10
said 11, con to 12 and 13 con, 5 yds ;
' ?lone 8 and 9 con to 10 'and 11. con, 20
'','tis ; the r- :naiuder to be mat from
free °.yltee Laa 8 and 9 con. Sieved by
P Kuntz,' asrcontlU.l b1 P Clark, that
the Rvo e. ant Deputy Reeve's report
be a`lopt'e.l- s. rri,'d. • The repairing
• of thegravel .egad was then let as fol-
lows: Sotit of Teeaweter, 100 yards,
to Andrew Scott,. at 59 cents per solid
yard; !Coral of yeesweter, 582 yards,
to be psi t W kl lHaladently,fur gravel-
ling on eon 11 and 12, 72 rods,
830.02; W S liatdenhy, inepcetor for
above work, iit'','r.75 ; John Cassidy,
taking out two stumps coli°11 and 12,
$1.75 ; A McKenzie, work on boats
da«y (:Luso:: and XAli11t,as, l ;, Town.
shill Clerk, hostage, (Se, $8.93 ; lk N
Thurtell, ettaeloner*, $3.95; Robert
11eCandiish, repairing bridge on
Muskrat Creek, $8; Anthony Miller,
for gravel on b auudary, Culross share,
; Louis Shaffter, gravelling; on
rownline Culross and Carrick, Culross
share, elfin' 53 ; Alex Gtalneror}, flxiog
washout, . $1. Moved by P Kuntz,
seconded by 11, McKay, that this
Board do now adjourn to meet ag cin
in Town Bail, Teeswater, at the call
of the R'eeve--Carried.
Ones DUTTON, Tp Clerk.
Owing to the unprecenented denewt for
plate a l obs it has advanced considerably in
price. Messrs 1IcCausland Lt Son,Tor,nto,
fortunately made a ceutraot before the
advance for a very considerable quantity,
and :re thus enabled to offer their patrons
this season w decided advantage in price,
the quality•being superior -to any ever pre-
viously imported.
How People Sleep.
Though it is true, as the author of a
school composition once asserted, that
sleeping is. an universal practice
among all nations, 'It is also true
that there Is a groat diversity in the
methods of sleeping among people of
nations, and different ways of life.
The things which one person needs to
make him sleep are precisely the
things which would ?seep another
make all night. • Even the sedative
medicines which pus• one person lin-
mediately into a heavy slumber excite
another into a eonditioss of nervous
restlessness.
The European or American,in order,.
to sleep well, ordinarily requires a
downy pillow under bis head ; but the
Japanese, stretching himself upon a
fusli-that on the flour, puts.a . hard,
square block of wood under his head,
and does not sleep well if ho does not
have it,
The Chinese makes great account of
his bed, which is very low indeed,—
scarcely rising from the florin,—but is
often carved exquisitely of Wood but
it never occurs to him to make it any
softer than rush mats will render it.
While the people of . Northern
countries cannot sleep unless they
have'plenty of room to stretch out
their legs,the inhabitants of the tropics
often earl themselves up like monkeys
to Wait ,, ;,z.ett, at 39:': cents per at the lower angle -of a suspended ham
yard: <.n.. l17,y J Wel wood, second- m:'eli, and sleep soundly in that pos.
eel by 1? Rentz, that ROderiek licKen. ?tion '
Z}.a b;: inspector of gravel put on gravel The
road south of Teeswvater by- Andiew robust American often covers
Scott, ow provided by byslaw—Carried. hilnsel( with a pair of blankets and
Sleet::.by Peter Clerk, seceded by 11 throws his windoty wide open, to. the
lcli•ty, , that Peter Want le; inspector air, even in the winter time, and ho
et the gee et put on gravel' road north • d-. e3 not e: mplain if he finds a little
of • '1'e:> w:a}Nr as provided by l,y•iaw, drift of snow across the top of his bed
and t, errploy t man to throw in the'
ed„;t,s of the reed Il 't. es a Teeswater in the morning... •
and they 8 :eel 9 con —C ;Moved Tho Russian on the contrary, likes
so cern a d by Josepli no sleeping place so; well as at the top
ti rt ar Ll' a.. Jolie11 i',i to l be re- of the' .big; soapstone stove in his
fende-1 the eau: of one Lilar for error
no
Gf late ier ori the r^rldent, lilt I do}nieile. Crawling out of this bhsto'r•.
paid tetttad uta,lint received d,y county ing bed in the morning, he likes to
tit lids' , Cor tie iii. 3lovo i l,v J loir, j take a plunge in a cold stream,
bct•ondkd r' Kuntz, Chart:. John G Scott'even if he has to break through the
c rvc, sum of five dollars ars for f
be it,l r etllt est a el 111 lkine ditch in ,
f .sat o. 1.,t 1' con i The Laplander eracwks, head andel',
-, -, the ::ante to b,!
done to the sit.isfactie,u of eeeeph in -to a bag made of reindeer skin, and
Rrel\ve',ud Carried. A1nv,•d•by Joeeph.I bleeps, waren and comfortable, within
Ei,elwunn, setionctod by P Kuntz, the
Finance ref i9•t as just read be adopted
w --Oarless'. y-iove:l by J Welwood,
steontled by 1? Ku te,tleit the act:ount
of Alex Ottumwa he ae'cepted-••-(;arrived.'
Moved by Joseph Moir, seems -10.6e than to keep the sleeper warm.
P,Kueis, three Joseph. Weiwood have While the American still cling* to
the e'n ert t,, the grind read enposrt.e "
ll s lis and 10, con 4, Wit without
deg -, ee it is unsafe for public travel
-•�C.teried. Moved by P Clark,seconoL.
receive the u i ' l ll flee to get into it..• . •
it. The East Indian, at the other
eud, alai has a sleeping bag, but it is
more porous than the Laplander's. Its
purpose is to keep out inosquitoe:e more
his feather pillow, be is steadily dis"
carding his old-fashioned• feather bed
in favor of tee hair or straw mattress;
ed by Joseph Welwood, that the j The feateer.bed is relegated ` to the
country, and many people who slept
upon it all through their childhood
find themselves ameom£ortable upon it
in their maturity.
The Germans not only sleep upon a
feather bed, but underneath one. The
feather covering used hi Germany,
however, is not as largo or thick as
the ono which is need as a mattress,
'and the foreigner who undertakes to
sleep beneath if often finds his feet
sulferili ; from oold,while his shoulders
are suffering from heat. Youth's
petition of James Button and eighteen
other;, he taken it,to coneidoration at
next meeting of (ouneil---(3arried,
Moved by tiI McKay, seconded by 1'
Clark, that the 'Treasurer notify all
parties who have borrowed moneys be,
longing to.the sinking 'fund that the
motley will be required when, due, as
the railway bonus muss be; paid this
year—Carried, Staved by. Joseph
Moir, soconded by II Sicl ay,•that as
Robert Hutchison is in destitute cir-
cumstances, a; grant'of $10 be given
for his.benelit, the saltie to bs.plaeed
U: tIle hands of J`oinr :Boyd for him to
expend as he may see best• -•Carried,
The following tweetlnts were ordered 'Companion.
frUestrttltll,
What its invisible blue 1 A. police**
lllalr.
What is the centre of gravity 1 The
letter V.
«shat is the most deceiving age ?
The sausetge.
Why is a Men immortal ? Her son
never sets.
When is a clink dangerous ? When
it strikes one,
Why are seeds like gate poste 1 They
prop tt'i otte.
Which tree is most euggestive of
kissing;1 Yew,
Whe°u is a ship at sea not on water
When on fire..
What word. does your wife like beet 1
The last ono,
When is a bed not a bed 1 When
it is a little buggy.
Wlien is a girl net a gir11 When
she is•a little sulky.
What shells most in a chemist's
shop ? Tltb nose.
Why do chimneys smoke'? Lecause
they cannot chew.
Why are women like facts ? They
are stubborn things.
What is worse than raining cats and
dogs ? II tiling (Jabs.
At what' season did Elle .eat the
apple 1 Early in the fall.
Wlrsa is a ship most happy? When
she rests at the bottom of a swell.,
When is a;, ,tris obliged to keep his
word ?.,,.'alien no one will take it.,
What part of speech is most itis-
tasteful to lovers? The third person.
liow did Jonah feel when the whale
swallowed him ?. Down in .the mouth,
\Why is a kiss like a sermon? It
requires two heads and an applica-
tion.
Why is a young mad like• a kernel
of corn? Ile turns white when he,
pops.Why is a lady's bustle like an his'•
torical novel? It is fiction founded on
fact.
Why wasAdam of more consequence
than Eve? Ede was nothing but a
side issue.
Why are heirs always worth feeding ?
Because for every grain they give 'a
peel,.
Why does a woman like to squeeze
her lover? The pressure makes him
flatter.
Why do hens always lay eggs in clay -
time ? Because at night* they are
roosters.
What did Adam and Eve do when
they were expelled from Eden ? They
raised Cain.
Why are kisses ,like the creation 1
They are made of -nothing and God
knows they are good.,
For Influenza. or "La Gripre" Wiisan's
Compound Syrup of Wild Cherry is a sure
and safe remedy. There is no better medi-
eine for the cure of Influenza, Bronchitis,
Coughs, Colds,Croup and kindred diseases.
Get the genuine in white wrappers.
At the Gate.
Putty night, ain't it,
Yes, patty enocegh ; good : 'night,
?.lank.
What's your rush 1.''We ain't . been
standing here: but it few minute.
C -a -o -h, flank Sparks, what a bit; i
story teller you are. We've been here ,
over an hour,
Well, what if we have ?
r Well, that's long "enough, that's
what. We'd ought to be athanled of
ourselves anyhow.
What for.? .
For being to silly.
I reckon we ain't.the only silly folks
in the world, then.
That don't make no difference.
Good night.
No, wait a minute, Tilly. '
What fori You suppose I'm going
to stand here all night 1
Nobody wants you to stand hero all
nicrht ; but I don't see why you should
snatch yourself away large this.
Pall be exiling nye first thing,I
know, • ft
LA.,, him call ; it won't hurt hltn,
It inight.'lhurt you if he took a
notion to come out or to set old Boze
loose.
• ?she 1 • Who's afraid'?
You'd better be, Good night.
Wait a minute.
What for, you big gimp, you ?
Oh, because,
T shall not say out her another
minute.
Yes you will.
I shan't ; let go my hands. liF
I don't have to,
Yon mean' thing, you l I—if you
dare kiss ma again, Haink Sparks"
Oh, I daren't, eh 1 There 1
Hank Spatks! "
Tlhere`S another.
live a notion to. call for pa, 1: wldl
if you kiss me again, sir !
()b, you will ? Time! Now call
Mini.
qta-)CituidamOiAin `
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You're the worst ease over saw. Tt10+ ES OF'f'iCE, JQEEFIrIIIVIM STREET
Shame on yea ! \VINCeIillklll, ONTAltIO,
I'eha 1 I pity a feller who ain't got
grit enough to kiss his girl when lie
oan.
I'll be ashamed if I was you, sir
Good night..
Good night, Tilly. •
(food night. °
'Tlhrowine out ¬e:
Whena Georgia father found out
that his son John was sparking a cer-
tain farmer's daughter for a year or
more without settling the question, the
called him out behind the stack and
said to him : •
John, do you love Susan Tinker.
1 guess 1 do, clad.
And does she -love you 1
That's what [ duuno, and I'm fraid
to ask her.
Well you'd botter•throw out a few
hints toenight and find out. Tt's no
nee wearing out boot lelther unless
ypu are going to marry her,
-That night at ten o'cloek John carne
home a wrack, Iljs face was ail
scratched up, his ear was bleeding, his
hat gone, and his back was covered
with gaud.
John! John! What on. earth is
the ?natter ? exclaimed the old man,
laying down his paper.
Bin over te Tiuker,s, was the reply.
And—ar'd—
Ancl I threw out a few hafts to
Susan,
What Bind o' hints?
Why, I told her I'd been hoofing it
two miles four nights out of a week
for the last year to sot up with her•
while she chewed gum and sung
through her nose, and now I reckoned
it was time for her to brush her teeth
and darn up her stockings, cure the
bile on her chin and tell the old folks
we're engaged.
Aild her father bounced you ?
No, dad, Ito : that's where I'm con-
soled, It took the whole ` gasted
fancily, iuc"lnding Susan, two hired
?'nen and three dogs,afid then 1 wasn't
more'n half licked. 1 guess we moved
on 'em too soon,,dad-.-I guess it wasn't
quite time to throw out hints.
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The Grand41'ruilisWins.
El test trial of speed took place lately
between the Grancl•Trunk Railway and
Michigan Central railway between the
Detroit and Niagara rivers, with two
trains of live stock. The Michigan Cen-
tral railway train, consisting, of thirty-
one cars of live stock, left 'Windsor at
2.45 a. in. and arrivedat the Internation-
al bridge at 1.45 f,, m. Time, eleven hours
and three minutes. The Grand Trunk
railway left Windsor at 7.10 a. m., with
twenty-six ears of stook, and arrived at
the International bridge at 5.28 p. in,
Time, ten hours and eighteen minutes,
beating the Michigan Centrni slew:dee
time by forty-fiveminutes. Distance via
the Michigan Central railway, 220 miles;
via Grand Trunk railway, 224 miles,
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Did you." give your schoolmaster
anything during the holidays 7 'Yes,
said the bad little boy, 1 gave Mini a
lotion to soften his hands.
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IvA, TOWLER,:hD;C,IL,
Member College Physicians and Surgeons, Ontario.
.Coroner for County of Huron—
Office at " Tile Puanalncr " • Wingha,au, Ont,
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