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" ,',00p Out, Sir."
It you would not be a drunkard,
You must not drink a drop,
Per if you cower should begin.
'Y'on will never have to stop.
The taste for drink, good people say,
It is hard in driving nut ;
Then, friends, in letting in that taste,
Why, sslmt are^yon about ? fi
Out of your house to keep a thief
You shut your door and lock it,
And Jiang the key upon its nail
Or put it in your pocket.
So, lest Icing Rum within you should
Has horrid reign. begin, sir,
Just shut your lips and lock them tight,
And say, "You can't come in, sir t"
---Selected.
C1ippiugs.
One gallon of whiskey costs you about
03, and contains, on the average, 0 tea
cent drinks. Now, if you must drink
whiskey, buy a gallon, and make your wife
the bar -keeper; then when you are dry,
.give her ten cents for a drink. Wbeu the
whiskey is gone, site will have, after pay.
fag for it, 63.50 left, and every gallon
jrthereafter will yield the sante prolix, This
JJ►► money she should put away in the 'savings
bank, so that when you have become an
inebriate, unable to support yourself and
shunned sad despised by eyery respectable
person, your wife may have enough to
keep you until your time comes to Mt a
drunkard's grave.--Ohataugua.
. • - Otving to the uupreceaented demwud for
plate glass,it bas advoneed considerably in
price, Messrs McCausland &'Son,T'orunto,
fortunately made a contract before the
'advance for a very considerable quantity,
and are thus enabled to offer their patrons
this season a decided advantage in price,
the quality being superior to any ever pre-
viously imported.
Women and Baseball.
We are always glad to chronicle a new umbrella, mgentleman entiean who took
!li,,, idea, especially when it is possessed of.
g
such groat merit,as that which is now pre-
sented to us in the August number of
Demorest'sFamily Magazine, which has
just arrived. One of the leading articles
is a game of baseball all played' out on
paper by means of finely illustrated with
explioil descriptions of each move. Those
who have attempted to explain the • game
of baseball to A sister, wife or wife-tosbe,
know what au almost hopeless task it was.
Now here is the whole thing done for you'
and so cleverly and clearly that after read-
ing it a woman will be as a rufous as any
one of the other sex to soo a mateh, and
she willirever again say, "Well t What is
therein baseball,anyhow?" " The article will
says you hours of explanation, and shows
the enterprise of this progressive rualfits
zine, which strives to give the public just
what they want. The August nunebera•is
certainly very attractive. "A. Happy Day
at Cairo," with its beautitul illustrations,
fives a splepdid idea of home life in
Sgypt ; .'Summer's Bird" isone of Olive
Thorne t1iller's charming papers; "The
Game of Dawn Croketta" describes the
new pastime that is almost as fascinating
as tennis; there are absorbing stories
and beautiful poems ; all the numerous
departments are overflowing with good
and seasonable things , and in addition
there are over two hundred flue illustras
tions, including a beautiful water -color
of "Sivallows ' Itis published by W ,Ten -
Zings Demorest, at 15 East 14th St, New
York. Price 20 cents; or62 per year.
Any of our local newsdealers will be glad
to supply it. •
Cost :off Eiotric llgiit.
The council of an Ontario town
recently,sent enquiries to nearly all
the cities and towns of Canada all to
•the yearly oust of ea* electric light in
use for street . lighting. The lights
are paid for from 200 to 365 •nights
per year. The figure are : Montreal,
$146 ; Toronto, $108 59 ; Syracuse, clerk of the town council, and pastor
$109.50 ; Etiimilton,$102 20 ; Otatwa, of the town church, was I'eeently called
$80 ; Halifax, $79 ; London, $94.05 ,
Oswego, $100 ; Kingston, $65.80;
Watertown, $68 ; St Catharines, $77•
10 t Brantford, $305 ; St Thomas, ' heavy editorial on the tariff Time
$102.20 ; Windsor, $80,30 ; Peter, is honey, said he, without looking up
borough, $60 ; Stratford, $66 ; rBell°. from his work, Do you want her l
vine, ' $105 ; Woodstock, $56.50 ; The man said es, And do on. want
I3reolsville,101.50 ;.Beriiii,•$8o; Galt, y y
$66 Cornwall, $17 ; Oobeurg, .s62.- * httn ? The girl stammered an affirms,
50 ; 'Trove, $85 ; Lindsay, $48 ; Bar. ° rive. Man and wife, erie d the editor
rie, $70 ; Yarinolit, N S,$80 ; 'tiger One dollar. Bring me viand. of wood
soil, $10 ; Bowmanviile, : 65 05 ; St ! for it one third pine, balance oak,
Marys, $39 ; Napanee, $90 ; Orange ,
vine, $57.; Patio, .$58.50 ;;' Whitby,' The i'tinee of Wales life is insured for
$45; Brampton, 864; Simcoe, $50 tkSoo,000.
Kincardine, $52 80 ; Mount Forest, Pennsylvania coal sella in Italy cheaper
$75 ; Newmarket, $4.5 ; W n1 11uni, than Welsh coal.
$60 ; Palmerston, $15; Markliam,
`had an lawful temper, ,which wagged
continually. One day ,Tohn,. felt A
little unwell, and dict not go to his
work. Betty raged on Bina litre a
mad person, and called him a lazy
good•for,nothing, John kept silent,
but this only, made things worse.
Betty raged more and mere till: John
could stand it no longer, and was
making his way out of the house,
This so enraged his wife that she lift'
est a basin of dish water and scattered
its contents aver poor Jolin'ii head,
Instead of retaliating, however, John
took off his hat and with his hand
wiped the dirty water from bis head,
tfieu, turning to bis wife, be said„ in
his quietest tone, i just thoobl; that
after so much thunner we wad ha'e
rain. I3e then passed out at the door,
but lie bad not gonefar when Betty
called him. back, and promised to be a
good wife to hien in time to come, and
she kept her word.
•
How to Word an "Ad".
A. man was denounoinv newspaper
advertising to a crown of listeners,
Last week, said be, Thad an un2-
brella stolen from the vestibule of the
church. It was a gift, and valuing it
very highly I spent double its worth
in advertising, but I have not recover.
edit.
How did you word the advertis,
menti asked the merebant.
Here it is, said the man, producing
a slip cut from a newspaper.
The merchant took it and read :
Lost £roiu the vestibule of the—
church; last Sunday evening, a blanc
it will be handsomely rewarded by
leaving at No.—High Street. .
Now, said the merchant, I am a
liberal advertiser and have always
found it pay 4ile well. A great deal
depends upon the manner in which an
advertisement is put, Let us try for
your umbrella again, and if you •do
not acknowledge. that advertising
pliys I will pnrshace you a new one.
, Tl]e merchant took a slip of paper
from his pocket and wrote :-
-If the num Who was `:;eon to take
the umbrella 'from the vestibule' of
the --Church, last Sunday, does not
wish to get into trouble and Have a
stain oast upon the Cllristiau character
which he values,so highly, he will
return it at. once to No.—High street,
This duly appeared in the paper,
and the following morning the man
was astonished when he opened the
front door ,of his residence. On the
porch lay aleast a dozen umbrellas
of all shades and sizes that had been
thrown in, while the front -yard was
literally paved with umbrellas, " Many
of them had notes. attached to •theta
saying they had been taken by. this
take, and begging the loser to keep
the little affair quiet. --The Weekly
journalist,
Is simply epidemic Influenza; Wilson's
WildCherry will cure it safely and quickly,
Get the geunine, in white wrappers only,
and use it as directed for Influenza.
A Busy Editor,
A Georgia editor, who is also areal
estate agent, a building and loan as.
sociatian director, an attorney.ht.law,
upon to perform the marriage eere»
loony. Ile was in the middle of a
Aft Nen.
young, old, or middle aged, who find
tileOisetvea nervous, week or exhaust..
ed, who are broken down from excess
or overwork, resulting in, many of the
following symptoms : Mental depres•.
sion, premature old ago, loss of
vitality ,`loss of memory, bad dreams,
dimness of sight, palpitation; of the
beast, emission, lack of energy, pain
in the kidneys, headalce, pimples on
the face or body, itching or peoular
sensation about the eurotuii., waisting
of the organs, dizziness, specks before
the eyes, twitching of the muscles,
eyelids and elsewhere, bashfulness,:
deposits in the urine, loss of will
power, tea:ernes of the scalp and
spine, weak and papacies, scies, desire
to sleep, failure to be rested by seep,
constipation, dullness of hearing, loss
of voice, desire for solitude, excite-
bility of temper, sunken eyes sur.
rounded with LEAnizr anima, oily
looking skin, etc., are all symptoms
of nervous debility that led to inanity
and dead useless cures. rhe spring
or vital power Having lost its tension
every function wanes in consequence.
Thos, who through abuse committed
in ignorance may be pernlanentely
cured. 'Send your address for book
an all diseases peculiar to man.
AddreueM. T. LUBAN, 50 Front St.
E., Toronto, Ont.3 Books sent free
sealed. Heart disease, the symptoms
,of which are faint spells, purple lips,
numbness, palpitation, skip beats,
not flushes, rush of blood to the head,
dull pain in the 'Heart with heats
strong, rapid and irregular, the second
heart beat quicker than the first, pain
about the • breast bone,, etc., can
positively .be cured, No cure, no pay.
Send for book. Address M. V.
LUBON, 50 • Front Street East,
Toronto, Ont.
$36..
A Sort Answer 'ruriieth Away Wrath.
In the village of Oatrine iii A.yr.1
shire, about twenty years ago, there ,
lived an .iied couple named Jobn aid
Betty Smith. John was a quiet, hard
working -man, weaver by trade. His
better half ;vias a regular shrew, And •
, C. P. It TIME TABLE.
Trains arrive and depart as follows:
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5:85 a, in....:. ....ror Toronto
2:00 p.ln
2:00 p. in ,, For Teeswater
10:55 p, m •�
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5.85 a. in,
2:00 pan
2:00
10:65 `
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A. C, STRATIMEI., AGENT, WI$OnA➢I.
Through tickets t6 ell'points in America—North.
west, Pacific Coast, etc., via the shortest and all
popular routes. Bagrane checked through to
destination. newest freight rates to all points.
----TIME TABLE.
LEAVJI WINONAM. ARRIVE AT WINOIiAM.
0:80 a.n1.Tctonto,Guelph,Palmerston, &Cc. 3:31. p.m.
11:10 " , 10:20
2:20 pan. . " Clinton; "
7:35 " Palmerston, Mixed 10:35 a.nl.
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8:20 ,n. ,
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aneaafoxv.
For patticnlars regarding tarts, etc; please oil at
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FLORILLA SPARLING.
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AT VV.El3Y 'LOGY '.GATES.
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WuvttlrA1 OCTOBER. 4TII, 1888
Property nor Salo in -Bellmore,
The•
undersigned offers for sale a desirable pro �. Disle �r
petty in the village of Delmore, consisting of a good
dwelling house, ot]ice, stable and driving shed, with �•-: --.— •�.
ono acro and a.he]f of land in connection. Splendid
garden, with all sorts of fruit trees. will bo sold'
at n bargain. For particulars, apply to
• FR.1;nintiCli Con,
Delmore.
all Paper !
We have v000ivecln a e stock from the
Dest Canadian afldArnrican
ianufacturers,
Our assortment is tile finest we
we have a, stock to suit everybody,
select Patterrs that are suitabl.e,and
ders aro really excellent.
Dpi
have yet shown .and we believe
\Ye have taken special pains to
the effects from the Ara£bli Bor-
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A targe stork on hand to select from, and will be sold tat the low-
est possible prices. Oall and see our stock and get prices, Vo trouble
to show goods,
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1:las removed to E. F.• Gatster's c Id stand, where he llaa a iaarge and
nicely assorted stock of, •
Wateles, Flacks, &watery, Sly • are axed
t 'k@@t4gIe ,a
Which he is selling away down in price, and will he pleased to
have you call and take a look through his Stock, '
Repairing a Specialty
rarrdervarreeknr el
All worts warranted and done pro>ptly'.
8 .NK OF HAMILTON,
WIN6HAM.
Capital, $1,200,000. 1 est, $600,000,
President—Jens STEAM
VlCe•Presfdont-.4, G. ItAslsav,
DIRECTONtS
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Vim, A. II. LEE ('Toronto).
Cashier—J.:i'UII TBULL.
Savings Bank--liours,10 to 8 ; Satnrdays,i0 to
1.
Deposits of 11. and upwards received and interest
allowed
• Spocial Deposita also received at current
rates of interest.
Drafts en Great Britain and the fruited States
bought and sold
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