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HomeMy WebLinkAboutWingham Times, 1891-07-24, Page 7T PERANCE COLUMN. CORDUCTJ/n 71T 'XUlf T. w, Q: T. V. " ,',00p Out, Sir." It you would not be a drunkard, You must not drink a drop, Per if you cower should begin. 'Y'on will never have to stop. The taste for drink, good people say, It is hard in driving nut ; Then, friends, in letting in that taste, Why, sslmt are^yon about ? fi Out of your house to keep a thief You shut your door and lock it, And Jiang the key upon its nail Or put it in your pocket. So, lest Icing Rum within you should Has horrid reign. begin, sir, Just shut your lips and lock them tight, And say, "You can't come in, sir t" ---Selected. C1ippiugs. One gallon of whiskey costs you about 03, and contains, on the average, 0 tea cent drinks. Now, if you must drink whiskey, buy a gallon, and make your wife the bar -keeper; then when you are dry, .give her ten cents for a drink. Wbeu the whiskey is gone, site will have, after pay. fag for it, 63.50 left, and every gallon jrthereafter will yield the sante prolix, This JJ►► money she should put away in the 'savings bank, so that when you have become an inebriate, unable to support yourself and shunned sad despised by eyery respectable person, your wife may have enough to keep you until your time comes to Mt a drunkard's grave.--Ohataugua. . • - Otving to the uupreceaented demwud for plate glass,it bas advoneed considerably in price, Messrs McCausland &'Son,T'orunto, fortunately made a contract before the 'advance for a very considerable quantity, and are thus enabled to offer their patrons this season a decided advantage in price, the quality being superior to any ever pre- viously imported. Women and Baseball. We are always glad to chronicle a new umbrella, mgentleman entiean who took !li,,, idea, especially when it is possessed of. g such groat merit,as that which is now pre- sented to us in the August number of Demorest'sFamily Magazine, which has just arrived. One of the leading articles is a game of baseball all played' out on paper by means of finely illustrated with explioil descriptions of each move. Those who have attempted to explain the • game of baseball to A sister, wife or wife-tosbe, know what au almost hopeless task it was. Now here is the whole thing done for you' and so cleverly and clearly that after read- ing it a woman will be as a rufous as any one of the other sex to soo a mateh, and she willirever again say, "Well t What is therein baseball,anyhow?" " The article will says you hours of explanation, and shows the enterprise of this progressive rualfits zine, which strives to give the public just what they want. The August nunebera•is certainly very attractive. "A. Happy Day at Cairo," with its beautitul illustrations, fives a splepdid idea of home life in Sgypt ; .'Summer's Bird" isone of Olive Thorne t1iller's charming papers; "The Game of Dawn Croketta" describes the new pastime that is almost as fascinating as tennis; there are absorbing stories and beautiful poems ; all the numerous departments are overflowing with good and seasonable things , and in addition there are over two hundred flue illustras tions, including a beautiful water -color of "Sivallows ' Itis published by W ,Ten - Zings Demorest, at 15 East 14th St, New York. Price 20 cents; or62 per year. Any of our local newsdealers will be glad to supply it. • Cost :off Eiotric llgiit. The council of an Ontario town recently,sent enquiries to nearly all the cities and towns of Canada all to •the yearly oust of ea* electric light in use for street . lighting. The lights are paid for from 200 to 365 •nights per year. The figure are : Montreal, $146 ; Toronto, $108 59 ; Syracuse, clerk of the town council, and pastor $109.50 ; Etiimilton,$102 20 ; Otatwa, of the town church, was I'eeently called $80 ; Halifax, $79 ; London, $94.05 , Oswego, $100 ; Kingston, $65.80; Watertown, $68 ; St Catharines, $77• 10 t Brantford, $305 ; St Thomas, ' heavy editorial on the tariff Time $102.20 ; Windsor, $80,30 ; Peter, is honey, said he, without looking up borough, $60 ; Stratford, $66 ; rBell°. from his work, Do you want her l vine, ' $105 ; Woodstock, $56.50 ; The man said es, And do on. want I3reolsville,101.50 ;.Beriiii,•$8o; Galt, y y $66 Cornwall, $17 ; Oobeurg, .s62.- * httn ? The girl stammered an affirms, 50 ; 'Trove, $85 ; Lindsay, $48 ; Bar. ° rive. Man and wife, erie d the editor rie, $70 ; Yarinolit, N S,$80 ; 'tiger One dollar. Bring me viand. of wood soil, $10 ; Bowmanviile, : 65 05 ; St ! for it one third pine, balance oak, Marys, $39 ; Napanee, $90 ; Orange , vine, $57.; Patio, .$58.50 ;;' Whitby,' The i'tinee of Wales life is insured for $45; Brampton, 864; Simcoe, $50 tkSoo,000. Kincardine, $52 80 ; Mount Forest, Pennsylvania coal sella in Italy cheaper $75 ; Newmarket, $4.5 ; W n1 11uni, than Welsh coal. $60 ; Palmerston, $15; Markliam, `had an lawful temper, ,which wagged continually. One day ,Tohn,. felt A little unwell, and dict not go to his work. Betty raged on Bina litre a mad person, and called him a lazy good•for,nothing, John kept silent, but this only, made things worse. Betty raged more and mere till: John could stand it no longer, and was making his way out of the house, This so enraged his wife that she lift' est a basin of dish water and scattered its contents aver poor Jolin'ii head, Instead of retaliating, however, John took off his hat and with his hand wiped the dirty water from bis head, tfieu, turning to bis wife, be said„ in his quietest tone, i just thoobl; that after so much thunner we wad ha'e rain. I3e then passed out at the door, but lie bad not gonefar when Betty called him. back, and promised to be a good wife to hien in time to come, and she kept her word. • How to Word an "Ad". A. man was denounoinv newspaper advertising to a crown of listeners, Last week, said be, Thad an un2- brella stolen from the vestibule of the church. It was a gift, and valuing it very highly I spent double its worth in advertising, but I have not recover. edit. How did you word the advertis, menti asked the merebant. Here it is, said the man, producing a slip cut from a newspaper. The merchant took it and read : Lost £roiu the vestibule of the— church; last Sunday evening, a blanc it will be handsomely rewarded by leaving at No.—High Street. . Now, said the merchant, I am a liberal advertiser and have always found it pay 4ile well. A great deal depends upon the manner in which an advertisement is put, Let us try for your umbrella again, and if you •do not acknowledge. that advertising pliys I will pnrshace you a new one. , Tl]e merchant took a slip of paper from his pocket and wrote :- -If the num Who was `:;eon to take the umbrella 'from the vestibule' of the --Church, last Sunday, does not wish to get into trouble and Have a stain oast upon the Cllristiau character which he values,so highly, he will return it at. once to No.—High street, This duly appeared in the paper, and the following morning the man was astonished when he opened the front door ,of his residence. On the porch lay aleast a dozen umbrellas of all shades and sizes that had been thrown in, while the front -yard was literally paved with umbrellas, " Many of them had notes. attached to •theta saying they had been taken by. this take, and begging the loser to keep the little affair quiet. --The Weekly journalist, Is simply epidemic Influenza; Wilson's WildCherry will cure it safely and quickly, Get the geunine, in white wrappers only, and use it as directed for Influenza. A Busy Editor, A Georgia editor, who is also areal estate agent, a building and loan as. sociatian director, an attorney.ht.law, upon to perform the marriage eere» loony. Ile was in the middle of a Aft Nen. young, old, or middle aged, who find tileOisetvea nervous, week or exhaust.. ed, who are broken down from excess or overwork, resulting in, many of the following symptoms : Mental depres•. sion, premature old ago, loss of vitality ,`loss of memory, bad dreams, dimness of sight, palpitation; of the beast, emission, lack of energy, pain in the kidneys, headalce, pimples on the face or body, itching or peoular sensation about the eurotuii., waisting of the organs, dizziness, specks before the eyes, twitching of the muscles, eyelids and elsewhere, bashfulness,: deposits in the urine, loss of will power, tea:ernes of the scalp and spine, weak and papacies, scies, desire to sleep, failure to be rested by seep, constipation, dullness of hearing, loss of voice, desire for solitude, excite- bility of temper, sunken eyes sur. rounded with LEAnizr anima, oily looking skin, etc., are all symptoms of nervous debility that led to inanity and dead useless cures. rhe spring or vital power Having lost its tension every function wanes in consequence. Thos, who through abuse committed in ignorance may be pernlanentely cured. 'Send your address for book an all diseases peculiar to man. AddreueM. T. LUBAN, 50 Front St. E., Toronto, Ont.3 Books sent free sealed. Heart disease, the symptoms ,of which are faint spells, purple lips, numbness, palpitation, skip beats, not flushes, rush of blood to the head, dull pain in the 'Heart with heats strong, rapid and irregular, the second heart beat quicker than the first, pain about the • breast bone,, etc., can positively .be cured, No cure, no pay. Send for book. Address M. V. LUBON, 50 • Front Street East, Toronto, Ont. $36.. A Sort Answer 'ruriieth Away Wrath. In the village of Oatrine iii A.yr.1 shire, about twenty years ago, there , lived an .iied couple named Jobn aid Betty Smith. John was a quiet, hard working -man, weaver by trade. His better half ;vias a regular shrew, And • , C. P. It TIME TABLE. Trains arrive and depart as follows: LMVI O 5:85 a, in....:. ....ror Toronto 2:00 p.ln 2:00 p. in ,, For Teeswater 10:55 p, m •� Aaan4NO 5.85 a. in, 2:00 pan 2:00 10:65 ` C -R LF L1 •12'T-ut1. r K ...a are A. C, STRATIMEI., AGENT, WI$OnA➢I. Through tickets t6 ell'points in America—North. west, Pacific Coast, etc., via the shortest and all popular routes. Bagrane checked through to destination. newest freight rates to all points. ----TIME TABLE. LEAVJI WINONAM. ARRIVE AT WINOIiAM. 0:80 a.n1.Tctonto,Guelph,Palmerston, &Cc. 3:31. p.m. 11:10 " , 10:20 2:20 pan. . " Clinton; " 7:35 " Palmerston, Mixed 10:35 a.nl. 0:45.... ...... London, &c 11:00 •• 8:20 ,n. , 11:10 a.m Kincardine, &e . , .. 8:50 a Tn. 3:21 p.m ' 11:10 " 10.20 • 7:10 u.m MUSIC • INSTATer10\5 ON Pura AND <WOAN, ALSO CLANS IN aneaafoxv. For patticnlars regarding tarts, etc; please oil at my hove, corner Fr ands and Patrick etIe,:ts. FLORILLA SPARLING. AVIS. IS OFFERING Mg 0 3NT Di F'4 E M PROF';H;RTY AT VV.El3Y 'LOGY '.GATES. SEM 1M 1 OFFICE-OPPoSITE THE MARKET. WuvttlrA1 OCTOBER. 4TII, 1888 Property nor Salo in -Bellmore, The• undersigned offers for sale a desirable pro �. Disle �r petty in the village of Delmore, consisting of a good dwelling house, ot]ice, stable and driving shed, with �•-: --.— •�. ono acro and a.he]f of land in connection. Splendid garden, with all sorts of fruit trees. will bo sold' at n bargain. For particulars, apply to • FR.1;nintiCli Con, Delmore. all Paper ! We have v000ivecln a e stock from the Dest Canadian afldArnrican ianufacturers, Our assortment is tile finest we we have a, stock to suit everybody, select Patterrs that are suitabl.e,and ders aro really excellent. Dpi have yet shown .and we believe \Ye have taken special pains to the effects from the Ara£bli Bor- SHAD l A targe stork on hand to select from, and will be sold tat the low- est possible prices. Oall and see our stock and get prices, Vo trouble to show goods, W inglialn, April 3rt1, 1891. FOR THE BEST VALU. �1L 44 The Popular Bookstore IN QRII]RED CLOTHING, -.)TE SE GO TO o 119 1:las removed to E. F.• Gatster's c Id stand, where he llaa a iaarge and nicely assorted stock of, • Wateles, Flacks, &watery, Sly • are axed t 'k@@t4gIe ,a Which he is selling away down in price, and will he pleased to have you call and take a look through his Stock, ' Repairing a Specialty rarrdervarreeknr el All worts warranted and done pro>ptly'. 8 .NK OF HAMILTON, WIN6HAM. Capital, $1,200,000. 1 est, $600,000, President—Jens STEAM VlCe•Presfdont-.4, G. ItAslsav, DIRECTONtS Ionw Plasma, CIIAS, G,taser. GltO atuACII, A, 5: Vim, A. II. LEE ('Toronto). Cashier—J.:i'UII TBULL. Savings Bank--liours,10 to 8 ; Satnrdays,i0 to 1. Deposits of 11. and upwards received and interest allowed • Spocial Deposita also received at current rates of interest. Drafts en Great Britain and the fruited States bought and sold B. WILLSON,. AUNT. WHIR & »ICKI79'130tr, «. 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