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PralicrUa AND PUlltnisu
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and Sur;, ions, Ontario;•
ity of llurou
, Wingbmu, Oil`.,
pronto University,; and
'swaths toil pnraroape of
er °f ecntrt,. and •)s r A^ s
• it: notion:0,
Olve
3T01t, kto., Etc'.
to Loan nt lowest rata*
stied. Movtgabee, .then"
anent and sum.
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Ontario
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'ITOI18, str Ltc.,
tun. .iuml tr3Sinna1• ar'.
wtrtr"�a�, ilnd
d soft.`." Moneyi t1,rt,•ald
eeiurity at i;( per cent..
persons, upon the beet"
ort w:y expense to the.
Yianitoba ane the ]orbit
gliartu
v
tiOMx, 1linolhm,
during Calk/101d 1'lcites
Imes of the hentniatertua'
they can be got in the".,
All work warranted
nth by the use of ]:.south 1l.
tract teeth for 26 cents'`
it Block,, Opposite .the :1
inald, L. 1), S.
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MASON'S 131,0CiC •''
s ]Betel, Wingha .
3teand 3rd 1VIo
!LANCE AGE
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,ASCE
'MAIiI.`1E,
LPFT.
mauling
er
a,
plough and
and hags and g i,,.
a swear and bluster ""
your only son
e end he met in; the ear
r selected one ; ,t'lcio
It as well switoll off the traelct!
r_ is lord of pelf,
dos, it's more than likely
ou know holy"'tis yourself,
not hoagie a. citizen,
im bo blank or white,
man who doesn't know enough •
ipher, read or write.
nnot change the roostor'a strut,
make the layers crow,
gh you may honestly believe
would be better so.
cannot make a parson
the stage-struck Retneo lad;
if you ever do succeed, •
u'll wish you never had.
re is only one thing meaner,,
rid ^that's too ave to see.
ra sof.-ir neighbour's Iffnisheil with D.
B all these things, rid more beside,
We may expect to bear, •
Until the numbskull kills us,
And the Romeo says the prayer,
v.atated the wf.ole country noun
About, wash ng on, the bridge awl th
roirdbed and piaying the mleellier gee
rally, Soon the mine and the rive
stopped simultaneously, And the rive
has not been found since. It appeared
to become ashamed of itself for doing
do touch hat m, andhas apparently
sleek away in disgust and edrrow, 1
is entirely gone, Atno point thea it
cross, the railroad, as it would belve to
do were it eta ,lei in existence in some
laftve course, The railroad company,
rtartierto secure water for its station
t 'Whitewater, has been obliged to
i ila a pipe line away up to the
)tintain1'at considerable expense..
All last surnmer,during the Hottest,
r eat weather, the river ran placidly
I r--rn fact, it had never e er failed
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That Settles It.
I was alone on the, back veranda of
,a Georgia betel when f heard the cook
wtao was cutting nieat right below me,
vtxl'l.ltu,,•l1oy, and as the )titter arrived
told asked what was wanted, this cook
eekle. •
10nan' let her fodder see it ?
No.
Doan' let her madder see itii
No.
Dean' let her brudder Jim see it?
No.
Yo' spook ;around dar till nobody
.Ase you.
What's in de note ? asked Julius.
Ye' nebber mind dat. 1)at's my
bizness. Yo' joss go long an' doan'
atop an rte way.
Axin' Mary Ann to chin marry ye ?
quizzed the boy.
I What ye' talliin' bout I Bay,
i.'ll r zz 1 fveswed yo' it yo''get too
stnart,
Wall; 1 wanted to dun tole ye sumo
thin',
answered Julius.
Yo' dean know. imam.
Yea, I do.
Whltt yo' );now 3
T dun Heed Sam Flowers and Mary
nu �i'ill'i'ams glttin' mar'd at 10
"chick die mawnin' by elder Corm
stnck i.
Shoo I
It's den true.
Yo' seed all dat ?
5 trtin.
An' she's -dun to'te'd to Sam 'I
r share,
at settles it. Gin me back
Dat was a preposition to
dun aflili•te her affexuns to
signed fur de term of her
, but if she's hue de con-
e pick up wid slob rt nigger
am Flowers 1 withdraws de
an' lays de subjick on de table.
ou Cit tat odder ham out of de
Ouse and doan' be all day neider l
rear,
'ft iron THE cceneerf
LitON.
part of the Co. Cher*e4
VINGiLtit,
ern: tart cou.Irt er
Ms office promptly at rid."
09 CtlirliTtrs Hlilt0ri /Me
to*.
emptly and on the Skittles '
3dtistnctton CANAL
iibts can be evade
ore•
two Asti aoivit, ins&
alp
WHAMS.
,face of tmie Tiara Mil
tea 4`hetiltt Yar(6iNt CR•
Ilan or Beast
Gain equal relief from pain by the use of
Cilark's Lightning Liniment. The ewelloel,
joints from a sprain or founder are Fahey,
1 and cured at once by its u4o. .Every.
fuer of ri, horse should keep e. bottle of
is great retnedy in his stable. ' Every
usiileriatiou of economy and humanity
nigest this ready relief. Price fifty
pts; sold by druggists, Clark Chemical
, Tdrofito and N,ew Fork,
n Loot ,jiver.
Los Ang slag iloraicl.
he Southern I'a,crfie railroad come has lost a river, and in cense.
nee has it bridge whose occupation
Whitewater' river has flowed
he Sierra. mountains neroas the
of the region just this side of
f)allne ss long ten you cnn re-
er. The.ht,atioriof whitevvater
crated where ttie ,titter, .rentals
iltrav slat was suppliisi with
front its eurrent.
tag the' last homey mine the
etre rose ifr its might Tlnfi t1*'
a
after its.jag of this winter. Now
t forms one of the mysteries of that
lnysteriorls region, the Colorado river
exert, and perhaps is flowing by the
egleg mine, and possibly ripling be-
ide the treasure laden Spanish galleon
wWeb lies somewherein that region
uried in sand.
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This good storyabout tbo venerable
lint beloved Dr, Andrew p. Peabody, of
Harvard University, who has just peele-
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his 80th birthday, is told by the. Bose
On.Herald : "One summer day, having
ome into I3oston from Cambridge, and
alighted from the car at Bowdon Square
e turned a sharp corner and collided
with an elderly man, who standing with
is hat off, wiping the perspiration from
is forehead, and who held his hat in
pelt .a way as to give the appearance of
begging. Dr. Peabody, seeing the hat
ropped a quarter into it with his ens -
()glary kind remark. Dr. Oliver Wen-
dell Holmes, who was holding the hat,
ut the money in his pocket, solemnly
thanked his old friend, the giver and
assed on.
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,li. Fruit Testing Sehelxie..
Lately a cotnntittee appointed by
the Ontario Fruit Growers' Assooia,
tion waited upon the Minister of Aga
ricu}ture to lay before°him the great
importance of an experimental plot,
situated somewhere in the great trait
growing distriat•of'Southern Ontario.
Tlie Experinmerital Farm at Ottawa is
too frir north to' test any butthe hardy,
varieties, and the model farm at
tluelphtiis not well adapted for fruit
culture, and they therefore advocated
such a station, .,The object would be
the testing of new vaieties of fruits;
so that the public might be warned
against. any that are frauds,,and also
the teaching of the best methods of
cultivation, dealing witli insects, ete.
It was thought that a lot twenty-five
acres in extent would he large enough
'to accomplish the purpose, the first
outlay for whieh, including buildings
find stock, need not exceed- $10,000
The annual expenditure would he
nearly met after a few years by the
sale of the fruit;
Before and after Marriage : Before
we' were married, said she,- his dis..
plays of affection werepositively
overdone. And nowt, They are very
rare.
It is a good plan to have the space
under the kitchen sink boxed in, es.
peoially if servants are employed todo
the housework. .A •sink closet .' is
pretty sure to degenerate into a catch
all the dirty clothes and snob other
rubbish which the servant is too lazy
or thoughtless to dispose of, If used
as a receptacle: for pots and kettles it
is certain to be allowed to become foul
with dirt, and, like Aunt Ohloo's
closet, get a clarin' out only at long
intervals, if at all. Such hidden placea
under the sink are liable to become
damp through leakage ..or slopping
over, and not only increases the tine
cleanliness, bet adds much to the dam
ger. For these uncleeril,y Spats are
hotbeds for the growth and dispersion
of disease geniis,and strould,therefore
net be tolerated for sanitary masons,
In fact, ovary orad: and etnrner in
the kitchen should lee above snspicinn.
The cookirtg utensils ought to lire putt
where they' ill be at'once Con'Venhhnt
and open. to elle air. and light. The
r7
wllt+le kjtefiep and all its acreseory
departments, pantri.ee, el,eets. etce.
should be flooded with light, tend so gr.
ranged that they can be thoroughly
ventilated. With these tw?:'aide and
frequent cleaning, the kitchen will he
as iiweet ani wholesome a room as any
in the house—as it ought to be.
There wott)dn;tbe u
people in the world if
stop: clirnhixlg hills. before
then,
Bore's, a• remarkable case,. The;
other day. a waggon maker who bad
been dumb for years picked up a hub:
and spoke.
many tired
men would
they gee to
A Live.. Commissioner,
Uncle Silas Drown is very much grati-
fied over ilia election to the office of School
Commissioner in the town of S-..-_-. Ere
asserted that when lie assumed ttie duties
of his position be intended to go into it
for all it was wortb,and make his influence
felt. So no one was surprised at the first
meeting of the new Board to ;land him iu a
pugnacious mood.
I've heeru lots o' complaintts about the
laces, of eddication about these parts, he
said, rising to his feet. Now there ain't
no excuse for this here state of. afftairs.
Thsre's plenty of eddication in the, world.
M ire'n enbugli to go round, and our kids
have got ter have it. So I move, sir Chair
man, that this committee find, out jest how
many boys 'n' gals there are iu town, 'A'
then get enough of eddication to supply
'e'er all, whatever it costs, I'd like to
know what we'd be of we hadn't got our
full share of it. Give the kids a .chance.
It is a pleasure to announce that Uncle
iii las's remarks were reoei vet with applause
and that the kids got quite as much edu.
Dation as most of them could stand.
This Province last year licensed 2,992
taverns, 445 shops, 27 wholesale liquor
dealers, and enough extra sellers to make
iu all 8,909.
Stranger—what aro your. rates?
Hotel Clerk—Seven dollars a day,. sir.
Stranger—If I come I shall want a roots
ou the parlor floor:
Clerk—That will be $1 extra.
Stranger —I shall also want a fire in my
room,
Clerk—One dollar more.
Stranger—And a bath.
Olerk—One dollar additional, sir. -
Stranger- (thoughtfully) — glow much
wilt you charge•to let me leave the hotel
just.its I am?
Cozening Iditn.—Professor : Brid-
get, who were talking to in the kitchen
just now ? Bridget : Meself, eorr..
Professor But it wasn'tyour voice ;.
it 'was baritone. Bridget : Bnggin'
your pardon, sorr,it was Burry Mullis
;an, me cousin, you heard ; so 1'II not
d ]save ye.
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THE GEST COUGH EIEDICINE.
SOLA 8Y DRU GISTB EEyVylvp,x
Y. Nit • 1'09
THE ODEL ..
TYPE WRITER.
eonwill buy the. ODELL TYPE WFII-
3EY TER with 78 characters, and $15 for
the SINGLE CASE ODELL, warranted to do
better woes than a'ay machine male.
h oombines simplicity with Qi rability, spend, ease
Of operation, wears' longer without cost of repairs
than any other machine. Has no ink ribbon o
bother the operator. It is neat, substantial, niaice,:
plated, perfect and adapted to all kinds of type
writing; Like a printing press, it produces sharp,
clean, legible manuscripts. Two or ten dopies can
be made at one writing. Any intelligent person can
become an operator in two days. We otter$1 ,000
to any operator who can mina] the work of the
DOUBLE CASE ODELL.
Reliable Agents and Salesmen wanted. Special
nducements to bdatlors.
Fol Pamphtetgiving indorsements, *0., address
ODELL TYPE "WRITER Co.,
85 and 876th Are CHICAGO, ILL,
ZETLAND SAW MILL
GEORGE THOMSC , ProprI tor.
Luthber of all kinds,
Ilirst-c1asi Shingles,
Wilt &rail¶Cn Mil•
ivo lash to inform the public that fro have these
Woolen Mills In A 1 running *Worn anti will .this
acasten tato apodal attention to
cuarcnvi WORK
in all its branches, and will keep in stork a
class otttrat'clasa pods, such us
Tweeds,
Flannels,
Wolfs,
Blankets,
Sheetings,
Stocking. Yarns,
&c.,
(made front pure wool only) °beep for cash or.ex-.
ohango for wool,
WINCOUIVI
\MU V(ORKS I
eking a retrospect et my thirteen ne fourteen
ars blrbiness in Wingham, I rieslre most
vder wy thanks to my friends and the pubite gen
orally for trio liberal patronage extended to me in
the past.
1 may also state that 1 em in a position to offer
better inthaecments .than. ever tothose retluitintr
anything in the line of
Granite or stone 11Mont rx euts,
til' ,ADSq.(31tiES,
avlNI)Q\V
STONE TItIAININUs
FOIL Ft:NC.1W, &c
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1 would be pleased to have thosea:lestrou pro-
curing any Articles in my line tot all and exeoiine
tee goodsin a,i bare e secured and prepared orders,
3ntthe
reason. You San select from the latoat resigns and
obtain the driest wo, kmansbip at the west favorable
]trines. most respectfully, yeas
_ went. SMY'rz.,
Cuntomera from s distance can have their rolls 11 inghant, Ont`
hone with them the salve day.
d' highest market price in cash for Merchantable
Wool.
INGJ,YS CQ'Y,,
Wingham
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CHAS, KNECXTE 1
Wishes to intimate to the people of Wingham and
surrounding country that he has purchased
the harness business lately carried
Oil by Messrs. J. J. ilomuth
k San, and will o(induet it in the
building nuc ,door south of Bir T. A Mills'
store.
DOUBLE ANDSINGLE rr•AI NES'
heavy or light, made to order.
A frill lino of
Horse Blankets, Sleigh Bells, Whips
Curry combs, Brushes, etc.,
always on hand.
ltepair•ing neatly gnu promptly done
The patronage of the public solicited, and satisfac'
tioniti work and material guaranteed,
C. KNEOHPEL
iyinuham, March 4 1800,
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WINGHAM TANNERY
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GLOVE ,WORKS.
Glom in Thick: Coat, Calf, Nappa, S.trannn, Sheep
' and Fur ])riving Gloves always .in stook or
made to order.
Also a few
Domestic • Buffaloes.
Don't buy a Robe until you see then.
DM' T+_iP,
A full stock of Kid, French and Domestic Calf, and
Rip Ilarness and Sole FINDINea For Shoe audliarnc'ss
Makers, always on hand.
Orders solicited.
W. J. CHAPMA? .
Apamphlet of Information and ab-
street of the laws, showing Row to
Obtain Patents, Caveats, Trade
Marks, Copyrights, sent free.
Address MUNN & CO.
361 Broadway. 4q
New York.
For the spring trade we have received a large stock from tame
Best Canadian and Acrcafl � s
Our assortment is the finest we have yet shown and we believe
we have a stock to suit everybody. We have taken •special pains to
select Patterrs that are suitable, and the eltects from the Match Bor-
ders are, really excellent.
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A large stock on hand to select from, and will he sold at the low.:
est possible prices. ()all and see our stock and ;yet prices. .No trouble
to show goods, 4.
Win. barn, April fird, 1891.
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The Popular Bookstore.
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These ren)eoies have stood the tent of fifty yearn axial:once, and aro pronounced, the bcit n octicines'for
t"arntly use.
Parity the .]]sail,'] etreArt ail (Nord of the tivE:TI, S1'OMf$Clr, raises c /oily 110ty • els hn ,•rte
lnr(tluabe, in tdi etnaula'nts incidental to females of all
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Te the only rel}tibio remedy tar had ]res, sorra, ulcera, and ofd tenoni4 lir. T tn?10iT1 TR s'ri
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Drtoit,l'ii:* 1'r tuts N() nro.t/tl, 81ant'betnred on!y et 78, Now Osfvrd. late 11.3, 'Mord lsttcet, Lot,catint
and sold by MI MtcIHine Ver,,lorotbrou;,ia'ut tuomord d.
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Oxford Street.
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tate,t.in, they arc SYi'.I r)oi18.
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Car load Orders a Specialty.
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