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OW and Conu.ndrums. , toe spring, Bemuse t he Ilowersbeve
Whet fth h always nude': foot t Oistolie, the trees shoot and tilt
The kolft.
Nob
%."Vitat animal 'weer grow$ old 2 0 What is the ditrerence between an
apple and a pretty 6irl 't One you
en,
What aniesal th toud C r weight ?
TEte ounce.
Vent' W hat onutrydJ. eats vow ?
Perk..
i•Vbere la 114pol:wee found 1 In the
dintionere,
Where are Mateo Most et. home 1 lu
which would you prefer, tu have IL
•Where are ewe th r meat ph utif al 1 lion tot yeu or e heerl I should pre.
le the am:cast:8, fir to have the lin eat the bear.
All Wm,
young, old, or middle aged, 'who find
themselves nervous, week or exhauete
eil, who ere brokeo down (roux exoese
or ovorwork, resulting la many of the
following tiymptoins !' Mental depree.
equeeze to get older, and the other 1 akin, premature old age, lobs of
you get 'bider to eqneeze, ,vitaliy, loss of memory, ba.1 dreaute,
What is the darereoce biitween a (1, illfli.('8$ (4 eight; Peillitatieil of the
cross road aoil the bntoher buoineas 1 '''eertt omission, Mk •of mergYs Pain
in the kidneys, heitdake, pimplee on
One is the matin g (4 Ways, 4(14 the the face or laxly, itching or pezolar
other is A Weighing of meets, sensation about the scrotum, waisting
if you were going through a WOOdS, of the orgaus, diezmees, specks before
the eyes, twitching of the musoles,
eyelids and elsewlieee, haslitainesS,
depoeits in the urine, lode 01 will
power, teudernee of the sdalp and
spine, weak and flabby muscles, desire
to sleep, failure to he reated by eleep,
constipation, dullttees of bearing, losa
of voice, desire for solitede, excita-
bility of temper, stinkers eyes ,sur•
rot*nd"d With LEADEN OnteLE, toily
looking skin, eto., are all symptoms
of netTous debility that ted to inanity
and deed neeleea eures, The spring
or vital pow' er having lost ifs tension
every funotion Wanes in conseqt1enee.
Theft who through abuse committed
in ignorance may be permatientely
cured. Eend your address for book
on all diseases peculiar to man.
Address M. T. LUBAN, 60 Front St,
E., Toronto, (had Books scut free
sealed. Heart disease, the symptoms
of which are faint pells, purple lips,
numbness, palpitation, skip beats,
not flushes, rush of blood to the heed,
dull pain in the heart with beats
strong, rapid and irregular, the sec ind
heart beat quicker than the first, pain
about' the breast bores, etc., cats
positively be cured. No curno pay.
Send for book. Adureas M. V.
LUBON, 60 Front Street East,
Toronto, Ont.
Why is ft, oitt.e toil like the earth ?
Ir is fur to the (ed. •
1.•\ hat kin is the dnortuat the
•doror? it is 17. step -farther.
When is a chair like a lady's &Peel
When tt ie. eat in.
Whima hound act a bonnet 1
i1hin it becomes a lady.
•.WI•at did Adam tirst plant in the
For every dollitr invested in moo.
feetnritig there are et least Ottani ask.
In re hi este,' in fttrlithig in Canada,
The amount if money invested in
farming; including buildiugs, stook,
aariculttiral implements, sto., and.
capital in hand or in bank, is in the
the neieliborliood if $2 500000,000,
while that invested in the protected
gerden of Eden 1 kiis fem.
t
. Induetrtes annot exceed $175,000,000
What iitth wotild " 1°fO
),°k a 'That is, the interest at five per cent.
Milli The Limon.
What bird .-rwieinbles a ten montbd
etld beh) 1 The iireaper.
rt‘ hat fish would he moat likely to es -
on the amount clrutpital iiirested ili
tirteing--$171i,000,000—is equal to
the whole capital invested in menu,'
facturers. Why then should the ittr-
saps ilio net The' gn by.
were d the working calms. be the
Why is hash like faith 1 Becaut
iburtkar,hearers of stile filiation ',wiled
a.l 'thinflo to ail awn.
' for th e -benefit of aa' rd Wil,y Is a mouse like it load of lia) ?
eBeeause the eatll eat it,
•Le tibia. key does a lover compose ?
.14t the.key be min ail.
Great 'quantity of buttons are now
made front potatoes, It ie not gener-
ally kuown that if the. strbstance of
Why doee obt maid wt ar roil.
iLL the common Irieh potato be treated '
tt'ael To ke'P the
ell"' till.till.I with certain acids it becomes almost
S.:then are you a household gni 1le
- 1 1 itS hard ,t stone, and can be used for
When 1 am a little pule, i many purposee for which, horn, ivory
Whot stiolis closer thaa n brother 1, . . . •
. and boue are employed, This quality
At what time of the day
k vostsge two", by gum, ' was A.citini it (iriflat.11pcinatawtot4d.gapootsa ittobutton.mak
grade of buttons
is now made from the well known
tuber. The potato button cannot be
MATTHEW AMBLER,
IIABNESS MAYJM,
bes on hood largo ow, ,94,
licaan WARM;
QITERMUIES,:
13AnAnKi,
aunt
OINKS,
WINGHAM
• The uoviarst )mt wish Ott 0000 Nit MO !AO
Or the ilbeti4 juttronoge ft, in OM Ana p50
severe4 sant prier to the burning uf our tutu it
otiouarion, puree; tire est sea.or, we hat e 11.4
toorldellect the tOW•1 Mill to the iattemppreved
tem of Einngett*fr A011fir Puttee» MD ling.
liars Wegan nog e Bette! atcritanto.tie.40/1
VALISES Ate, ever betera Wabliet`
Wrilolt will be,* at bottom prIgm,
Prompt DiePatait
Pair Returns,
st gSP.OTIOArs,
TrAttentr,,S, double or single, made to **rep. g134,141TY 13E1(10N-0"N 11,11'4f1i
ichrnotice, and eatiefocutios unranteed.
area ed 1 Just before Eve.
,Whitt bird is a ledy fond Jf wearing
around her neck 1 The halfdistinguished from others, save by a
Why is a ti a pan tied to a dog's tall
careful examination, and even then
like eleethl It's bound to oecar, • only by an expert. Since they are
From what country dii English
co*lored to suit the goods on which
eacimeY's horses come? ufistria• they are to be USDa v and are every
Why does a Sailor kuow •there's a whit as good looking as a button of
'wan in the moon 1 He's been to sea.
bone or ivory, their cheapness is a
141' great recommendation, abd will 210
What %hill give a cold, cure 0
and pay the doctor's bill 1 A draught.
doubt lead to a much 'larger employ-
-.When does a horse become teal es.
in nt in the future.
•tatel 1.‘ hen he is turned into a pas,
NONUMENT to THE Dern haw Gre.
What venomous serpents are fro. /ABB.—A. movement is on f,.ot /yes,.
qttently. seen in oounting rooms 1 Ad- pactive of party, to erect a MOVE -
dors. ••meat to John the late member
Why are there no chickens in for Ninth Brno,. The promoters of
Heaven? They get their necks twirltd
• itt this.
Why is,tbe freight of a ship like a
locomotivel Because it makes the
siet-go.
What.is the Queen of beeel The
trucking bee ; yott can tell her by her
red ear.
What two whole numbers multiplied
together •make thirteen 1 Thirteen and
Why in a crying baby in church like
iegood 'resolve? Because it should be
igried out.
What name would you giye a lame
boy 1 Thirteen, became he puts dowry
tiro and carries one.
Why is the Motive power of a watch
owl 1 13ecauso the Xaine Springs are
*finally chilly, 4
Why ie a woman mending her dock
hips deformed 1 Derauss her hands are
Where here feet belong,
'What aquatic fowl should always
kave a Mato? The tern, because one
to(td one deserves another.
Why do you know .that the, crow ill
te brave bird? Because I never,saw
glow a white Feather.
Why is the Most Dianna Way of
leptinding the 'night clengeeotts? 13e,
aKute (s) leeping, in the dark.
Why do ducletjavear but one eye.
To prevent them from geeing
mere titan they can comprehend.
Why le a oity official like n. elturelt
1411t Ont steels for the people and
gm other peals front the steeple" .
hy bt4 it chicken rooting on 0 fetnYe
31Y50ttp u117.1 Bevatitte the head b.
tire one side end the tall le on
IfatAto
411 KVA tO'Naito
the scheme pay the tribute to his
worth : We only now remember him
who stood shoulder to shoulder with the
pioneers of this country hewing out
Iloorshing homes and fields, who was
for years the chief adtniuistrator of
our manicipal system, the Reeve of
his township for a quarter of a century,
the Warden of the county, the repre.
sentitift of the people- in ,the Commons
and in -the Legislative, the hospital,
the genial and everareadY friend John
Sillies.
C. P. 1.1. TIYIE TA131.:81,
trA oral colic:Bed.
OP -Opposite the Dank otlIameton.
MATTHEW AIdDLItit,
ngnsun, Feb. tib, 1800.
P, 011APMAN,
ISSUES or MARRIAGE LiCENSES, NOTARY
PUBLIC, CONVEYANCER, Ere;
Orricte--" Big" 13ooketore,
RIPLEY, Om
Money to Loan on Farm Security al tow Kates �l
interest, No of:remission charged,
1•11.0.1.0•1010111
kid by dale nweenel ettaalm to the
belle to be spin toured wItb, a Ware; A1140
irionds and many new OW
letire MOrlt fllodtav:
aurrnx. A cite,
wingtevn MW, Qat 18, vtJ. ',0
GOLLEY
VETERINARY SLIROErIN, '
Honorary Graduate of OntaritLYOfferinary 90),Iege,
Alm' Graduate of Otortletty Sohool, Toron
Fared to treat all Miaowing clomettioeto Anitnale
in the latest scientific inartuer.
Calls promptly attended. to. Office and Infirmity.
Moo's 07.0 Stet», Wingissta,
tort.Callorally night wilt find hint atth otIlatv, ",
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• FOR THE BEST *VALUE
ORDERED CLOTHING,
Trains arrive and depart as follows:
annuls°
tetvlso
5:35 a. in ...... For Toronto ..........5:85 A. to
2:20 p.
2:10 pan
2:20 p.m...-. . . .... For Tocewater
2-20 '
10:30 p. in •16:30 s
G-Mb_ts.. ETD T1RaTINTIC
A. C. STRATHDEE, AGENT, WINOHAm,
Through Mots to all ,points in Ameriee-North•
West, Pacific) Coast, etc., via th o shortest and all
popular routes. Baggage) checked through to
destination. Lowest freight rotes to all points,
ivi E TABLE.
GnAvii - ,LUIUVII AT WINDHAM.
101 :100 a.4i,n.TorOntO.Guelph, Paltherston, &o. 8:30 p.rn.
16:10
0:40 p.m. " Clinton, "
1:28 " PalmtnNton, .. ../.0:10 amt.
" "
.. London, "
6:45 a.m
.ui
3:30 pAri• ' " 11:10 "
1.1.81:1:1:00 Pa • ..... 141. 1;41. L-1 tje' ; 43•... .............................
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ANTED
DOMINI LUSTRATED'
It every Ca a town and village.
Special inat meats re1 in addition
ta.commissi roor pa
E SAMOS LIDIO:\sti
Publisher:, .. • real.
'12000-r AND SHOE SI4OP.
Mot'euottus it RADON
Having Pnrchased the Cud= Business' of Meters
MeCormiele es Co, wish to intimate that they have
opened out in the shop two doors south of T A Mills
store, Winghem.
Boots and Sheets made to wider fro8i tile nest
Stook, on short notice. Repldring nedey and
promptly done.,
• The patronage or the public solteited, and Alf week
guaranted.
VoLKEJOHLIN & HAUGH,
Property tar Sale in Belmore•
GOTY—
WEBS
ER'S
HATS, CAPS, SHIRTS„
COLLARS, CUFF 3L
Cheap for KASH'.
• The undersigaed offers for sale a desirable pee
petty in the village of Delmore, consieting of a good
dwelling house, office, 'stable And driving shed, witW
one acre and whalf of land in connection. Splendidgardefl,
garden, with alt sorts oU fruit trees. Will be sold
at a bargain. For particulars. apply to
• FREDERICK COOK,
Belmar e.
tars address,
e, co.,
11. DAVIS
IS OFFERING
NE 0 IV M
AE a/C Vitt,i6 70, /1
AT "VERY LOW RATES.
sn-m Pinvx I
OFPICE.-OPeoeirrE "NZ MARKET.
WOroft0 Odstilinn 4T:t, 1138s
BARBER SHOP.
Mt,. MALCOLM MoDONALD,
(mrs or ntrtinr,)
Dating purr:hatted the barbering business. of Desire
Sebastian Bros., is prepared to give all old customers
and De many new ones as patronize hinyeatisfaction
in alt lines of the profession.
SHAVING AND HAIRCUTTING
are my specialtiee4
ts.(stroure a tall at the old stand, opposite Gordon
and Meltityre'S store,
M. MCDONALD,
WEBSTEIt'S
malaiimarromorsowasnr sInAmemn
ER I I
1
Li Eli'
Has removed to E. V. GArster's old stand, w Vero be hal a large anc
nicely assorted stock of
Watches, alcmkg, ‘Towellery, StlIerwame Ave.
apeata,eleg,
ANI OF OF HAMILTON,
C41.
Capital', *1,000,000. Reet, $450,000.
President -eons .arteuer.
vicd-eratieout--a,
,33113.1201'018S
Three P11.00701C, 011&s. 1iu8tslty. , ONO 1808011, T
Worm, A. LEE (Term:toy.
Cashier -I, TURNBULL.
SritrIlige Bank home, 10 to a; aotordeye, 10 to
rates of Interest.
Special bentonite .elso roodeet -it current stn. sof Eve escn lion in ran 2n
mow 1 WU
1, Do iosits Of mid *Wards receive:laud interest
allowe:
X.t."iittt 00 Groot Dritain mul the Vatted Stator
bought and sold
Which he is selling evrey tlortvoin price, and ;vitt hp plee.gtd:
have you call andtake a look through his SZOCICI
amonnomimmotiora:riailY
Repairing a SIDeolaity
tairAu work warranted and done promptly.
Ed Dins1e, . Mason's Block
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MOWERS, LAND ROLLERS,
PLOWS, GANG PLOWS, titi
11. WILLSON, Acatee.
MIAMI iIrDICKIMION,
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