HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 2015-12-24, Page 5THE CITIZEN, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 24, 2015. PAGE 5.
Did you know there was such a thing as
a World Happiness Report (WHR)?
Well, there is, and what’s more, you
and I are in it.
As Canadians. The WHR is a United
Nations-sanctioned initiative in which experts
(using a ganglion of criteria too convoluted to
get into here) rank 106 nations in terms of their
overall ‘happiness’.
Canada’s in the top 10 – number five
as a matter of fact. Our neighbours to
the south limped in a distant 15th, but I don’t
think Yanks are any unhappier than
Canucks. It’s just that psycho whack jobs like
Trump, Palin, Limbaugh and their trollish
acolytes tend to skew the U.S. average
downward.
So. Number five in the Smiles and
Chuckles department. Not bad. But if you want
to be ecstatically delirious you need to break
out the Alpenhorn and the leather shorts.
Switzerland, the researchers claim, is the
gladhands-down happiest nation in the world,
closely followed by Iceland, Denmark and
Norway.
So much for the old ‘somber Scandinavian’
stereotype.
That said, I know more than a few
grumpy frostbacks here in the Great White
North. In fact there are days, especially in this
grim stretch of the calendar when the sun
barely bothers to shine on our country, that
even you may have been fingered as a gloomy
Gus.
Are you a walking Black Hole of negativity?
Dr. Black can help.
First thing you do, turn to your Facebook
page. Now delete it. Seriously.
Unfriend yourself. Deep-six your
Facebook habit; it’s probably bumming you
out. A study published in the Journal of
Social and Clinical Psychology reports that
spending too much time on Facebook
is likely to depress you. Why? Think about
it. Most Facebook posts are unrelieved Brag-
Ins. Everything’s awesome, wonderful,
incredible – a never-ending Yellow Brick
Road.
It’s pretty to think about, but life ain’t like
that. Another study published by the
Happiness (Yes) Research Institute of
Copenhagen concludes “Social media is a
non-stop Great News Channel, a constant
flow of edited lives which distorts our
perception of reality.”
The second thing you need to do to achieve
happiness? Dead easy. Just get older.
Yet another study – this one from the
Brookings Institute in Washington – concludes
that statistically, happiness goes into a bit of a
slump from early adulthood until middle age.
After that it shoots skyward.
Sunny days, my fellow codgers. The best is
yet to come.
Oh, and if you’re looking for a hobby, you
might consider buying a few seeds and a
trowel. Someone once asked the philosopher
Bertrand Russell for his thoughts on
happiness. Russell, then in his 90s, replied:
“Every time I talk to an intellectual I feel quite
sure that happiness is no longer a possibility.
Yet when I talk to my gardener, I’m convinced
of the opposite.”
I think the merry chap with the white beard
and the red suit would probably agree.
You know the mantra that Santa sings in
his off-season, don’t you? “HOE, HOE,
HOE!”
Arthur
Black
Shawn
Loughlin
Shawn’s Sense
Sometimes the best Christmas gift that
anyone can receive is the knowledge
that, despite the way the world seems to
be spiralling out of control some days, family
values are still at the core of most holiday
celebrations.
It may seem like a given that Christmas is
about time with family, but now-a-days, with
people getting cell phones that cost more than
an entire year’s gifts for a much younger
version of myself, I often worry that Christmas
may be forgotten as a time of love and
remembered as a time for gain.
Part of The Citizen’s super-sized Christmas
bonanza issue that is in your hand right now is
Shawn and I having the opportunity to talk to
people, usually in their homes, about what
Christmas means to them.
We did something a bit different this year,
looking at some younger families and some
newer families to the area in addition to some
familiar names in the communities we cover
and I have to say (having not read Shawn’s
stories yet), that this may be the best year yet
for me in being reminded that the people in
Huron County haven’t forgotten what the
holidays are all about.
Take, for example, the Studhalter family.
When I set up an interview with Ursina
Studhalter to talk about Christmas, I figured
that we would end up talking about how her
friends from school factored into her holiday
celebration and how family was important.
Little did I know I would stumble onto a great
story about Christmas traditions from around
the world that showed the great lengths her
family went to make sure that Christmas was
still celebrated the way she remembered it as a
child in Switzerland.
Learning about how the Swiss celebrate
Christmas was only half the fun of the story as
I got a glimpse into why the family came to
Canada and learned more about Ursina, a
former co-worker here at North Huron
Publishing.
The Royall family’s Christmas celebration
and memories were also eye-opening
experiences to write about.
While I knew that family was incredibly
important to Mark and Glenda, I didn’t
know that they had such a rich Christmas
history to draw upon and great Christmas
traditions they had created themselves. I also
discovered that board games were an
important part of the Christmas celebration for
the family which was something I didn’t know.
As a matter of fact, more than half of the
family Christmas stories I wrote this year for
the special Christmas edition you’re enjoying
right now showed me that board games and
card games are an important part of Christmas
which, as an avid board game player myself,
puts a big smile on my face.
While I have groups of friends that I love
playing board games with, the idea of a family
sitting around a table on Christmas Eve or
Christmas Day and breaking open a new or
beloved board game puts a big smile on my
face.
I also learned that, for the Royalls,
family is a fluid term that can cover all sorts of
relations that they enjoy spending their time
with.
For Katie and Shawn Cottrill, much of the
Christmas holiday is about something they
both love: curling. The couple spends a lot of
time at the curling rink but, like the Royalls,
board games (and video games at one point)
play into their celebration as well.
The time at the rink is something they both
enjoy and something that Katie’s family has
enjoyed for a long time and it’s nice to hear
that.
My paternal relatives play hockey at
Christmas (I’m determined to be there this
year) and I love that so I’m glad that other
people have sports and games at the centre of
their own celebrations as well.
When I spoke to Steve Howson about his
family Christmas, it was great to know that
there are still companies out there whose
employees celebrate together and recognize
that family can also be the people you work
with every day. It was also great to see that
family was so important to the Howsons with
both their extended celebrations and the way
that responsibilities had been handed down in
the family.
While I can’t claim to have the same love of
movies that the Sholdice clan does, I do have
some Christmas films that I make sure to
watch every Christmas, no matter how much
my wife may groan at me. I also love that the
family gathers around Cards Against
Humanity, a modern classic as far as
approachable board and card games go and
have such a good time enjoying Christmas
together.
Last, and certainly not least, is the Kroes
family, which uses board games to decide who
gets to open their gifts and have adopted
technology to help make their Christmas
celebration a little more streamlined.
To me, that’s a great tale to tell. Board
games being used not just for the fun involved
but to spawn more fun by adding a little bonus
for the winner is great and showing that
technology can help enhance family time
instead of distracting family members and
causing us to ignore each other is another great
lesson.
All in all, between the stories I wrote and
the tales I was told, my belief that Christmas
is about family and love and fun with the
people you care about was renewed as it
usually is.
I’m truly blessed in that I get to experience
this resurgence of true Christmas spirit every
year and I hope that the readers of The Citizen
can enjoy reading the tales of families in the
area as much as I enjoy writing them.
Merry Christmas, happy holidays and have a
joyous New Year.
Denny
Scott
Denny’s Den
Home for Christmas
As a new homeowner, I have a growing
appreciation for what all of you have
gone through before me when it comes
to Christmas. I now understand the hard work,
sacrifice and money that goes into getting a
home ready for the holidays.
Sure, when living in an apartment, I
celebrated Christmas. But it’s nothing like
preparing a home for the holidays.
Things have been made easier in recent
years, since manufacturers have realized that
most people don’t want to drive nails or staples
into their home. As a result, they’ve made clips
for outdoor lights, whether they be the
clothespin-style clips that come on strands of
lights now or the 3-M clips you can stick to the
house (that don’t leave a mark when you take
them off – or at least that’s what I was told,
we’ll see after Christmas), things have gotten
easier, but I still don’t know how people do it.
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
was on the other night – the infamous story of
the Griswold Family Christmas – and I found I
watched it through completely fresh eyes.
First, of course, we have to talk about the
lights and decorations. Griswold is famous for
the house and all of its lights. As his Aunt
Bethany says in the movie, the house looks
like it’s on fire. Griswold himself puts the
count at 250 strands of lights with 100 bulbs
per strand for a grand total of 25,000 lights.
I have one single strand of lights running
from one end of the front of the house to the
other and that was enough work. It took the
better part of an afternoon, I had to get up on a
ladder. Doing that 249 more times isn’t
something I’m exactly interested in.
Second is the tree. This year, Jess and I got a
real tree for the first time and they’re
expensive.
The tree isn’t that expensive (thanks
Londesborough Lions Club), it’s everything
that goes on the tree. Ornaments are expensive,
the stand you put the tree in is expensive, the
skirt you put around the tree is expensive. And
then you have to put presents under it, and
presents, as I’m sure I don’t have to tell you,
are expensive.
And I didn’t have nearly the hassle that the
Griswold family did. Citizen reporter Denny
Scott and I went to Londesborough and picked
up our trees, delivering them to our homes
with relative ease. We didn’t have to trudge
through the snow, we didn’t cut them down
ourselves and we haven’t (to date – wish us
luck) burned them down requiring us to cut
down new ones.
So, once again, Griswold drew the short
straw there – and that’s without getting into the
squirrel incident that came along with their
second tree.
Then there’s having family over. In this, the
first year in the house, we’re having our family
to Blyth for Christmas. That means food and
drink for 10 people, enough chairs for 10
people (we don’t have them, so I’m accepting
donations) and decorative placemats and nice
cloth napkins (again, expensive).
So, yes, I’ll admit, when I was younger and
a little more naïve, I saw in Clark Griswold a
bumbling man trying to pull off a silly holiday
party. Now, I see an honest man with an
ambitious plan.
Around Christmas, for homeowners, I feel
we’re closer to being him than we care to
admit. We’re all just one or two things going
wrong away from becoming Clark Griswold –
swearing and wielding a chain saw, all while
wearing a Santa suit.
So, Merry Christmas everybody! May your
holidays all go smoothly – for everyone’s sake.
Other Views
Cheer up! The best is yet to come
Recovering the Christmas spirit
May your home be filled
with the magic and joy
of Christmas and
may your hearts be
filled with love
and warmth.