The Citizen, 2015-06-18, Page 5THE CITIZEN, THURSDAY, JUNE 18, 2015. PAGE 5.
“Having people pay $65,000 to be led up a
mountain by a couple of guides isn’t really
mountaineering at all.”
– Sir Edmund Hillary
The Chinese name for it is
Chomolungma. Nepalis call it
Sagarmatha. To the rest of the world it’s
Mount Everest, named after an otherwise
forgotten British surveyor during the days of
the British Raj (Nepalis and Chinese didn’t get
a vote).
Its summit is as barren as Mars, wind-
whipped, blizzard-lashed and highly toxic,
being almost devoid of oxygen. It is taller than
20 Empire State Buildings, standing nearly six
miles above sea level. As the highest piece of
real estate on the planet, Mount Everest is a
mighty metaphor for human challenge and a
magnet for adventurers. No one managed to
make it to the top and live to talk about it until
a Sherpa named Tensing Norgay led a Kiwi
mountaineer named Edmund Hillary to the
peak in 1953.
In 2012, 234 climbers made it to the summit
in a single day.
Since Hillary and Norgay made the ascent
more than 4,000 people have climbed Everest.
But not quite the way Hillary and Norgay
did. The pioneers subsisted on tinned sardines
and dried dates. When today’s climbers reach
Base Camp they can purchase sushi, wine,
beer – even take a yoga class.
Hillary and Norgay made the climb with
nothing more than what they could carry on
their backs. Today’s ‘mountaineers’ find camp
facilities, climbing ropes – even ladders –
already in place as they ascend. They’ve been
installed by Sherpas weeks before the two-
month climbing season.
The truth is, the ‘summiters’ aren’t
mountaineers at all – they’re tourists.
Very rich tourists, it must be said. Each of
them will have ponied up anywhere from
$30,000 to $100,000 US for the experience.
They are also slobs. The mountain that
challenged Norgay and Hillary was pristine
and unsullied. Today, it is the world’s highest
garbage dump. Experts estimate that climbers
have left behind more than 50 tons of garbage
over the years – everything from empty
oxygen bottles to dirty socks.
Oh yes – and poop. There are no Porta-
Potties on the slopes of Everest. All those
climbers have to squat behind rocks and scoop
ice or snow over their deposits. Those deposits
leak into streams and rivers fed by the melting
glaciers.
And that crisp and biting mountain air that is
the very essence of mountain climbing? Not on
these slopes. Mount Everest stinks.
Authorities are conflicted over the problem.
True, clean-up teams have hauled out nearly 17
tons of trash and climbers who fail to return
with at least eight kilos of trash will lose their
$4,000 deposits, but that’s a drop in the non-
existent bucket. Nobody really knows how
much crap is still up there.
And the government of Nepal does make
more than $3 million a year from issuing
climbing permits. Precious little of which
trickles down to the Sherpas who risk their
lives as guides. Last year, 16 of them were
killed in one avalanche. The Nepali
government offered the victims’ families $400
each.
But the Nepali people have a splendid sense
of irony. In 2012, a group of Nepali artists got
together to sculpt several works of art that now
greet visitors to their country. The sculptures
are crafted from nearly two tons of trash taken
from the slopes of Everest – an ever-so-polite
reminder that visitors to the world’s highest
mountain should leave behind only their
footprints.
Arthur
Black
Shawn
Loughlin
Shawn’s Sense
There are a lot of times when I see the
sayings, the mantras and the mottos of
today’s youth that I’m worried about
how the world will be run when I’m looking at
retirement, but last Tuesday afternoon was not
one of those days.
A young relative of mine had shared a post
online. It was a picture of a Letter to the Editor
in an unknown newspaper from an unknown
time.
It spoke to the fact that this newspaper (and
supposedly the school the writer, a school
principal, came from) was in a small town
where young offenders, when brought to court,
claimed they got in trouble because there was
nothing to do.
I heard that a lot when I was growing up.
Heck, there’s even a great little cliché based
around it: idle hands are the devil’s
playthings/tools/workshop etc. I’ve always
thought it was a great cliché.
The letter had a statement, which my
relative (and my apologies about referring to
them as relatives, for some reason folks
have no problem talking about themselves
to the Nth degree on Facebook or Twitter,
but the second you identify them in a local
paper, they get all antsy) had echoed when she
posted it: “develop a backbone, not a
wishbone.”
The entire letter was full of advice for
students who find themselves with nothing to
do (cut the lawn, visit the infirmed, study) and
pointed out to the students that their
community doesn’t owe them recreational
opportunities in the same way the world
doesn’t owe them anything.
Now, I guess I’ll have to say that, if things in
that small community are as dire as we’re
being lead to believe, then I had a golden
upbringing by comparison.
I played hockey and soccer (or refereed
soccer) for most of my childhood and, if I
wanted to find something to do, my mother
would be quick to tell me to go find
someone to play with and not be back until
dinner time.
Growing up in Goderich, even before the
new gym, pool and rink were built, gave me
lots to do.
But the sentiment was something that rang
true with me.
I’ve never been the brawny type. Most of the
muscle I’ve ever had has been in my legs
(soccer was a dead giveaway, but in hockey, I
was a defensive defenseman and I seldom
touched the puck). So, when I got a job
working for a construction crew one summer
and had to go through some testing to make
sure I wouldn’t hurt myself on the job, I was a
little befuddled to find out my back was
weaker than it should have been.
Seeing that headline reminded me of what I
did that summer. Swinging sledgehammers,
demolition work, pouring and flattening
concrete, hauling materials around the area,
always with the idea that I needed to make my
back stronger.
I guess that, while I was physically doing
all that work, mentally, I was strengthening
my backbone as well. I was trying to make
sure that my family wouldn’t be able to joke
about the whole weak back thing by getting
stronger which, in turn, would allow me to let
their insults roll off my now-strengthened
back.
Back to the article, however. I liked what it
said. Kids need to find things to do to
strengthen themselves, both body and mind
and that seems to be getting tougher and
tougher as the years go on and new generations
are born.
Whereas I spent my times buried in good
stories in my youth, feeding my brain to make
it more responsive and giving myself a wealth
of lore and stories to talk to people about, I see
more and more kids on Facebook or other
social media sites consuming the intellectual
equivalent of popcorn.
Whether it’s fictional masterpieces like
Tolkien’s work, horror like Stephen King or
even pulp fiction stories, them being on paper
are better than the vignettes that children see
on YouTube as far as enriching ones self goes
in my opinion.
I suppose that painting the entire YouTube
website with a brush that unflattering may be a
stretch. There are certainly some very
entertaining, educational and informative
videos available, however most of what goes
popular, or viral, isn’t going to leave viewers
with any kind of experience that is relatable to
their real-world experience.
Joining a local sports team, taking part in
local service groups or clubs, getting outside
and enjoying the weather (even if it is a bit
rainy) are all ways to strengthen one’s self and,
to be honest, a great way to see what the world
is all about.
Local community groups make all sorts of
things happen everywhere The Citizen covers
and none of it is made possible by people
wishing it would happen – it all happens
because people have developed, over their
lives, an outlook that includes a desire to
influence positive change on the world around
them.
That attitude is infectious. If you get
involved in a group or an organization, odds
are, when you tell your friends and family how
much fun it is, you’ll find someone else who is
intrigued by the idea and wants to join you.
That’s how this kind of activism spreads.
So the next time someone (of any age – this
isn’t just a lesson that needs to be heeded by
the young) complains of being bored, suggest
a change of pace to them. Tell them to head to
the community garden in Blyth and help while
learning about gardening. Tell them to get in
touch with someone in charge of a fundraising
committee and offer to pitch in. Tell them to
grab a whistle and coach a team or even grab
the lawnmower and start offering to cut
people’s grass for a nominal fee.
Encourage people to stop wishing for
change and tell them to put their back into it
and make it happen. Someday, they will thank
you.
Denny
Scott
Denny’s Den
The end of the road
If anyone who reads The Citizen even semi-
regularly was not yet aware of the Fire
Riders and their quest to take on the Ride to
Conquer Cancer, I would be surprised – but
here is one last column about it. I suppose it
wouldn’t be right to write numerous times
about the Ride, only to not write about it the
Monday after it happened.
Well, it’s done. The Fire Riders completed
the Ride to Conquer Cancer and we all finished
as a team. We each had our own personal goals
and stuck to them.
There were personal challenges we had all
established for ourselves and there were
internal struggles that happened in a split
second on the bike, if I can speak for myself.
Central Huron Councillor Marg Anderson
suffered a rather serious injury somewhere
along the way on day two of the Ride, but at no
time considered quitting. Jeff Elliott ended up
on his back more than once, which may have
bruised his ego, but little else. Jeff Josling
ended up on his shoulder once, hurting the
same muscle as the other Jeff.
And they were far from alone. I definitely
wasn’t kind to one of my muscles when I had
to emergency-rip my left foot out of my pedal
more than once. It was a muscle pull or end up
on my butt (or my chamois, if you want some
bike talk) – I took the muscle pull.
But back to our team triumphs and not our
blooper reel.
The old adage of “what do we do when we
fall off the horse?” came to mind, as many of
us literally fell off our bikes, but as instructed
by said adage, we all got back on again.
My personal goal for the weekend wasn’t to
finish first (not that it was ever a possibility),
but it was to never get off the bike. Of course,
I got off the bike at pit stops, but I challenged
myself never to get off my bike on the course.
Anyone who has driven to Hamilton before
knows that there are hills involved in such an
endeavour. (There is a legitimate mountain in
Hamilton – keep that in mind.) Many riders
(not many of the Fire Riders, mind you) would
admit defeat on those hills and walk their bikes
up, but I told myself I wouldn’t do it. And I
didn’t. I made it up every hill on my chosen
mode of transportation.
And while my legs, at the time, and even as
I sit and write this, weren’t quite as thrilled as
my mind was about my success in this arena, I
felt a true sense of accomplishment when I
knew I had tackled the last hill on the 220-
kilometre course – staying true to what I had
committed.
We rode as a team, did our best to stay
together and left no rider behind. As the Fire
Riders, completing the course together was
more important than completing it at all. We
had taken the challenge on as a team, and we
were going to complete it as a team.
And while I learned to live without certain
things to which I had grown accustomed –
sleeping on a bed, going to the bathroom in a
toilet, being able to feel the area normally
covered by boxer shorts, being dry (it poured
rain for the final half of Sunday’s leg) – it was
certainly worth it.
Whether it was the smiling faces on those
cheering for us along the route, the outpouring
of thanks from those battling cancer or the
proud looks on the faces of our family and
friends when we crossed the finish line, it was
easy to have your enthusiasm renewed every
time you thought about stopping.
The Ride was a great experience for a
number of reasons, but in the end, it was all
about the cause and why we all decided to ride
in the first place.
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