HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 2015-05-21, Page 5THE CITIZEN, THURSDAY, MAY 21, 2015. PAGE 5.
Segue: an uninterrupted transition from
one film scene or piece of music to
another.
Lovely word, segue. We swiped it from the
French, bien sur, mangling the pronunciation
in the process. The French only give it in one
syllable (seg); we Anglos bumped it up to two
(seg-way). Media types are inclined to use the
word a lot – “Did you catch that segue from the
battlefield to the hospital ward? Wicked.”
That said, I’d like to take this opportunity to
segue to the Segway.
You know the critter I mean. That weird
‘personal transport’ gizmo that looks like a
lawnmower on steroids. To make it work, the
operator stands on a platform between its two
wheels, tilts the handle forward and scoots off
over the horizon. It’s a mini-miracle – no
exhaust pollution, no engine noise, easy
parking. Hey, you can even work on your tan.
All hail the glorious Segway: a self-
balancing, electrically driven, environmentally
friendly transportation revolution. Range: 17
miles, weight: 120 pounds, maximum speed:
12.5 miles per hour…
Impact on the general public: about the same
as Alberta’s ex-premier Jim Prentice.
It wasn’t supposed to work out that
way, though. When American entrepreneur
Dean Kamen unveiled his invention back
in 2001 it was hailed as a breakthrough
in the business of moving humans around,
almost as significant as the wheel itself. Even
Steve Jobs, the Apple guru, declared that the
Segway was a huge deal. “As big as
computers” he said.
Experts predicted that before long, legions
of people, from royalty to rabble, would be
putt-putting (make that hum-humming) around
in Segway hordes, relegating bicycles,
scooters, motorbikes – even automobiles – to
the trash heap of history.
Didn’t happen. As a transportation
revolution, the Segway parked itself between
the Ford Edsel and the Russian Lada.
Maybe it was the hefty price tag or the fact
that many jurisdictions quickly outlawed the
vehicles for use on public roads. Or perhaps it
was the inherent dorkiness of the machine.
(That Youtube video of George W. Bush test
driving a Segway and doing a Three Stooges
pratfall in the Whitehouse driveway didn’t
drive up sales.)
For whatever combination of reasons people
just didn’t take to the Segway. Nowadays,
almost 20 years after its launch, encountering
a Segway is about as rare as a unicorn sighting.
If a body believed in Voodoo a body might
begin to think that the Segway was hexed.
Consider the fate of Jimi Heselden. On a sunny
September afternoon in 2010, less than a year
after purchasing the world rights to the
Segway, the English billionaire strayed from a
pathway near his estate in West Yorkshire,
went off a cliff and plunged to his death in a
river 80 feet below.
He was piloting his personal, customized
off-road Segway.
Bad segue.
Arthur
Black
Shawn
Loughlin
Shawn’s Sense
Once upon a time, it was alright for
people to expect others to earn respect
from them instead of it being given.
It wasn’t that long ago – I remember when I
first started refereeing just north of 15 years
ago (wow... I need to retire from that particular
endeavour) and I was first taught that the way
to enter the field was to give everyone the
benefit of the doubt.
You would give players, coaches and fans
respect until they proved they were not
deserving of it.
For players, that meant arguing or putting
others in danger. For coaches, the same. For
parents and fans, it meant overstepping the
boundaries of good taste and sensibility.
I didn’t like the idea, but I understood it.
When you’re only dealing with someone for an
hour or two, for maybe a maximum of four or
five times in a soccer season, you can’t give
them the time to earn your respect, so you have
to meet them halfway and make them lose it.
It seems, however, that the world has taken a
lesson from soccer and, like so many other
things, respect is expected and not earned and
that irks me significantly.
Whatever your job is, in years past, you had
to earn the respect of those both above you and
below you. Whether it was earned through
actions or personality or inaction (and I don’t
mean sitting idly by when someone needed
help, I mean not acting rashly when it was
necessary), once it was earned, it was on you
to keep it.
Now-a-days, people expect respect right
out of the gate. They expect that, because they
are a member of a certain job or a member of
a group or come from a certain upbringing,
they are deserving of respect and maybe
admiration simply because they exist in that
situation and it turns my stomach to see that
happen.
I could point fingers at the people who cause
this kind of undeserved recognition, but as part
of turning over a new leaf I’m going to try to
be more of a hand-on problem-solver than
someone who simply points out that
something needs to be changed.
This particular problem is going to have to
be addressed from the bottom (of the age
bracket) and worked upwards.
We need to teach children that everyone –
every single person the world over – is
responsible for earning the respect of those
around them.
No one should gain respect simply because
they happen to be holding a whistle or a
clipboard during a sporting event, representing
a municipality or nation or standing at the front
of a classroom.
(Don’t get me wrong, there are some jobs
that do gain immediate respect in my books,
but that isn’t because the jobs are inherently
associated with respect. When I see
firefighters, police officers, military personnel
and the like, they have my respect, not because
of the job they do, but because of the risks they
face so that I don’t have to.)
We need children to realize that just because
someone believes they deserve something
doesn’t mean they get it, otherwise, we’re
going to end up with an entire generation of
people who either cause the world to come to
a screeching halt when they don’t get what
they feel is due to them, or they are going to
come to the startling realization that they
actually need to earn something and it’s going
to result in years and years of suffering
through this thing I’ve deemed the desert of
adulthood.
I’ll be the first to admit, I’m impulsive.
When I want something, I’ll do whatever it
takes to get it. Whether it’s a dishwasher, a new
phone, a television or anything else, I will do
what it takes to get it.
I, however, work for those things.
Throughout my formative years, if I ever
wanted something my parents didn’t think was
necessary, I was given the chance to earn it.
One winter I babysat my siblings every
Friday night for an entire hockey season to get
a Super Nintendo (I really wish I could
go back and explain the value of getting paid
by the hour to myself whenever I think about
that, but, hey, I earned an invaluable lesson
there).
I also was treated, by my parents, my
teachers and anyone else as I deserved to be
treated. If I showed I didn’t deserve to be
spoken to like a mature individual, they
wouldn’t. I will be forever thankful for that.
When I see people a third my age walking
around with devices that would cost me an
entire paycheque, however, I’m pretty sure
they didn’t spend six months earning it the way
I had to.
I’m not begrudging parents... not really. The
demand for immediacy, whether that be for
products or respect, in the world isn’t their
fault, it’s society’s fault.
In writing this, however, I realize that
respect is just one of many things that people
are taking for granted, both in having and
earning, these days.
Whether it’s products like cellular
telephones, the best of the best sports
equipment, computers, cars or electronics or
less-tangible things like respect, responsibility
and maturity, the more I see of younger
generations, the more I believe that, not only
are these things being handed to them, but they
are starting to believe they deserve to have
these things handed to them.
In light of that revelation, dealing with only
respect is sort of like trying to cure a cold by
treating the runny nose, but who knows, maybe
a better analogy would be dealing with respect
is throwing the pebble that will cause the
necessary tsunami of change.
While this may come off as me being a
curmudgeonly person well north of my actual
age, the simple fact is I think we need more
people like me in that respect (and likely only
that respect).
We need people who are willing to make
people earn things that are worth having
because it teaches incredibly important
lessons.
In the real world (or private sector real world
I guess), we aren’t given things because we say
we need them or want them, we’re given things
because we’ve demonstrated we’re deserving
of them.
We don’t get raises because we say, “hey,
I’m more important than you think I am so I
should get more money,” we get raises, if and
when we do, because we show that we are
important and intricate parts of the companies
for which we work.
In short, in the real (private sector) world,
we have to demonstrate our worth to have it
realized and I think that everyone needs a
refresher course on that.
Denny
Scott
Denny’s Den
Walking the walk
It is a saying that I’ve heard a million times
over the years. Someone says you have to
“put your money where your mouth is” and
we all know exactly what that means; it’s all
well and good to say something, but you need
to do it.
It was in my story last week regarding the
Windmill Lake Wake and Eco Park in Central
Huron that those words were uttered by
Central Huron Mayor Jim Ginn. Despite
concerns from local farmers, Ginn said that
with the municipality’s focus on economic
development, retaining youth and encouraging
them to work, stay and play in Huron County,
shutting down the business owned by a young
couple would be a case of not putting Central
Huron’s money where its mouth is. It was an
off-the-cuff comment, but it speaks volumes.
Ginn is right. So often, local council
members talk about doing something, but
when faced with an opportunity to do that very
thing, councillors, for one reason or another,
make the easy decision and opt out of change.
We all do it. Saying one thing and doing
another is not reserved just for councillors. We
have all said we should lose weight, but then
decide against the very changes that would
facilitate that. We say we should save money,
but then continue to spend frivolously.
It’s because it’s easier. It’s easier to eat
something fattening that tastes great than it is
to get up and exercise.
There have been two situations recently that
just scream for people to put their money
where their mouths are.
The first was earlier this month when the
Brussels Agricultural Society voted in favour
of partnering its fall fair with the 2017
International Plowing Match (IPM) in Walton.
For years, I have heard Society members
lament the lack of involvement from younger
community members as they brainstorm ways
to increase attendance at the year’s fair.
Then, along comes a way to do both with the
IPM and there was a lot of hesitation.
Granted, there were some legitimate
concerns in that room and some definite hard
feelings when Society members were informed
that some aspects of that traditional fair simply
won’t be able to go ahead at the IPM in a bit of
a “them’s the rules” situation. However, it is
the attachment to tradition that was the biggest
barrier and sometimes an attachment to
tradition and certain wants and needs can be
mutually exclusive. Very often if something
stays the same, it can’t grow.
In Huron County (and beyond) there is
always a push to attract tourists and new
residents (including new Canadians).
However, when that concept is put into
practice, griping can be on the rise.
In the cold winter months, when Toronto
tourists are warm and snug in their beds, the
powers that be in Huron County break their
backs figuring out how to get tourists here,
only for residents to complain about them once
they’re here. Whether it’s long lines at the ice
cream stand, traffic on the roads or no parking
at the familiar haunts, these people are often
viewed as a nuisance, rather than the lifeblood
of our local businesses, and that’s sad.
The Goderich-to-Guelph Rail Trail is
another opportunity for a community to put its
money where its mouth is. If the county wants
healthy lifestyles and active transportation and
tourism, the trail offers all those things. Do you
really want them, or not? There may be
situations that need to be worked out. It might
not be the easy decision to make, but if long-
term planning has established priorities,
perhaps it’s the right one.
Other Views
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